What was his fucking problem?
Did he ever take off the mask?
>>70495155
No. It would've been extremly painful.
>>70495091
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.
Doesn't he take it off in the very last episode?
>>70495091
Being based and having too much cojones
>>70495279
for once it's actually true
>>70495091
BANE?
>>70495328
Wasn't he some magic asian?
>>70495091
Snitches gon get cut
>>70495091
>5 what was his problem threads
>>70495328
they said his name on some fox family channel magic special
He was a member of the audience at a magic show. Called on stage he was to be the assistant. The magician fucked up a trick involving flames. The incident scarred most of his upper body. The magician would have been tried but refused to explain how the trick was performed. When he was able enough to walk, he track the magician down, torturing him, and demanding he tell him how the trick was done so he could get justice. The magician vehemently refused and succumb to his wounds and died. Since that day he vowed to expose stage magic by learning all the tricks he could by murdering stage magicians.
>its a his beautiful assistants episode
Zzzzzzz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val_Valentino
>it's a Skinner from the X-Files is fapping over the assistants while narrating episode
>>70495373
I thought he was mexican
>>70495091
Will his career ever recover?
>>70495446
There's a problematic epidemic and we need to solve it
>>70495373
>>70495649
Brazilian
He got torn to shreds by the ""magic"" community after doing it.
>>70495091
was ruin magic part of his plan?
>>70495091
He always showed how those big ass tricks like making girls dissapear and shit worked but never how those cool card tricks like those Ricky Jay ones did.
I liked when skinner would talk about the masked magicians sexy assistant
>>70495546
That's actually a half decent backstory for a super villain.
Too bad he only exposes nerfed versions of the tricks. If you've noticed, it's never the real version, it's always some bullshit version where it's obvious how they did it in the first place.
Like... he won't show how the cutting a person in threes is done when all three sections are separated and paraded around on the stage, he'll show how the stupid version where all three sections just stay attached to each other is done.
I'm not sure if that was an actual example, but you get what I mean.
>>70495779
He showed some of the smaller tricks just before/after ad breaks if I remember correctly. They were always the best part of the show.
The big tricks were almost always so fucking disappointing.
>muh body double
>muh trap door
>muh camera angle
>>70495254
>>70495779
Ricky Jay's tricks are just sleight of hand
>>70495860
I know what you mean, and I think that was his choice. He didn't want to expose all the "elite" tricks and ruin the profession completely. He just wanted to share some of the secrets in the hopes of boosting the popularity of magic shows.
>>70495254
He's a big guy.
>>70495804
You mean every second of every episode?
>>70495723
"magic community"
>>70495952
Yeah, but "this table is deep enough to hide the assistant while I'm sawing through the upper half" and similar bullshit doesn't need exposing, everyone can figure that shit out, and it's the version of the trick that no one ever even does.
>>70495328
I remember this too
>>70495254
lol the bane meme, so good dude
I used to watch that show daily because of the scantily clad assistants.
I remember telling my Dad I wanted to be a magician when I was in highschool and he just said 'I'd wish you'd magically fuck off'
Thanks Dad ;_;
>>70495823
*antihero
>>70496178
nice guy
>>70496077
I felt stupid saying it, hence the quotations.
You know what I mean.
>>70495155
>>70495328
>>70495495
>>70495649
https://youtu.be/dtNAq5m2LSg
>>70496223
i know i just wanted to post that image
>>70495867
I remember one who was about making a steamroller dissapear and it was just a bunch of guys behind a white screen moving the thing out.
>>70496052
For (You)
>>70496114
hothead
>>70495091
>What was his fucking problem?
>>70496246
He's a shitskin
>>70496246
...Crap, he's hot.
>>70496293
Or the one where they are outdoors in a public carpark and they make an elephant """"magically"""" appear behind a sheet with 20+ spectators surrounding the area.
>"Up next, watch in amazement as the Masked Magician makes an elephant appear in front of a crowd of bewildered spectators"
>turns out the entire crowd are in on the trick and the handler simply walks the elephant up behind the sheet out of camera sight
>>70496246
>voice changes
Not him
Did he get to fuck them all or was he a queer?
>>70496873
>was he a queer
see >>70496246
for your answeryes, he was
>>70496178
was your dad a comedian
I wish someone would leak all the secret magic torrents from that one super special elite torrent tracker.
>>70496178
>>70496077
>not wanting to dress up as a literal wizard and do magic tricks
i cast shiggeus diggeus
>>70497359
Jokes on you I get to do just that in about 7 years;_;
>>70496873
The one he's holding kinda looks like Caprice.
>>70495254
for you
>>70496178
>>70496622
>had never heard of a voice modulator
>>70496873
He's Brazilian, so the answer to both questions is: yes.
>>70496873
>it's a flexible assistant does everything while he just waves his hands trick
>that perverted ass narrator
honestly loved the show. I'm just surprised after watching it so much there's not a ton of sexy magicians. If they know how to do the tricks, tend to have the better skills and slight of hand, plus being that damn sexy.
>>70497359
>dat feel when theirs motherfuckers walking around Auburn Alabama dressed as literal wizards
Im talking full on Gandalf gear in bright red
![Val_Valentino[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sedKFyD.jpg "Val_Valentino[1].jpg")
![4204323-big-hero-6-villain[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IErjj3r.jpg "4204323-big-hero-6-villain[1].jpg")
So, who the fuck is this guy? I reverse searched it and this came out
>>70498067
you need to go back
>tfw fell in love with Muriel from Scott & Muriel
>tfw she's some degenerate Dutch slut
But she's so cute. :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lKF-qYWq5k
>>70496178
wow looks like comedy runs in the genes
>>70495091
Probably a failed magician working out of spite.
>>70496622
not to mention the obvious cut
>>70496246
I just realized magicians are kind of dickheads that constantly try and convince people that magic is real when they know its obviously not
They should just call themselves tricksters and call their acts tricks
>>70500684
It's like pro wrestling. Everyone knows its fake but you need to keep pretending it's real or else there's no point. It's like wanting a movie to have a title cart after every scene saying "THIS IS FICTIONAL"
>>70500684
They are officially called "illusionists", which is accurate.
>>70498294
That fucking gif hahahaa
>>70495254
fuck the reddit haters. Frog-memeing and bane-memeing is the basis of /tv/
fuck the Fred memer
>>70497879
The point of the sexy assistant is to make sure you're focusing on her tits and ass and not the magician himself while he slides something out of his pocket or hides something up his sleeve. You can't do that if you yourself are a hot woman wearing nothing but lingerie with no pockets or sleeves to hide anything in.
>>70501333
But in the show they revealed the sexy assistant usually was a double ruse. Everyone thinks "uh oh, don't be distracted by sexy girls better focus on the magicmans handwaving and bullshit" but really it's sexy assistants doing all the shit.
So why don't they get their own shit together? I'd watch a sexy girl magic group.
Fun fact: for a long time, there was serious speculation online that the Masked Magician was a chick. To the point that the special that unmasked him, even has him commenting on said rumor.
>>70503222
lol no girl is smart to enough to come up with tricks like these
>>70503222
I remember that.
>>70503513
you say that but if it'd been revealed a woman you'd just bitch "of course it was a stupid girl who couldn't ocme up with tricks so stole and revealed smarter mens"
I think the theory it was a girl got popular as some bitter assistant that worked with magicians but couldn't break out on her own so she did the show.
>>70503056
I'd pay to watch a group of sexy girls make my penis dissapear.
>>70503222
I remember my mother speculating that when we watched it. Honestly wish he didn't unmask himself, the mystery and theories about his identity were the best part.
>>70500684
A trick is something a whore does for money
>>70496178
there is no magicians code
the trick was making you think there was one
I whacked it to this show :^)
>>70505892
I swear I've seen this post somewhere before.
>>70495091
he's abig guy
>>70496421
he prob looks more handsome then you.
>>70500684
Exercise your brain some more and you'll shit out better posts next time. Magic is always *made* real and that's the point. It's always a spectacle.
You don't need to believe that the 1's and 0's being transported through our computers actually counts as intimate communication between human beings, but you believe it anyway.
>>70508937
Voices are just ripples and waves of air being moves in sequences.
>>70495867
You remember correctly! Demonstrating how to pull a rabbit out of a hat was my favorite trick in the entire series. The scary masked man looked cute cuddling the bunny.
>>70496873
He's just fancasting for DC's Zatanna movie.
>>70500684
>They should just call themselves tricksters and call their acts tricks
A trick is what a whore does for money.
>>70496508
I remember this, turned it off right after.
UUUU
>>70509568
Nah a trick is what a dealer does to gets little cash and still have product to push
he was great in the new captain america movie
>>70495155
The last episode/special.
>>70495091
oh fuck i didn't need this triggering
the number of fucking tricks that were done with camera tricks and actors
hated that cunt
