Two and a Half Men edition
>>70487187
Azor Jon
Jonsa
>The Pair that was Promised.
>The Ship of Ice and Fire.
>The Lord's Chosen OTP.
Name a better OTP, protip, you fucking can't
“The High Sparrow (Jonathan Pryce) eyes another target. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) confronts a hero. Arya (Maisie Williams) makes a plan. The North is reminded.”
>Every time I see the dragons... just wow.
>There are people who don't have HBO and won't get to watch GoT in high definition on their TV
>>70488656
If you're an absolute faggot, maybe.
>Post YFW D&D fuck it up and the Hound is not the broken man
The rad that was reckoned.
Post best season trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBtkdje5OfY
The last season normalfags were still reluctant to try the show. A better time.
>tfw 2 episodes behind
>tfw not enough time to catch up before it airs
sigh
>>70488651
First for the real big bad
>>70488683
Cersei X Jaime
>Gosh I've got chivers everytime I see that... Dany has become so epic over the seasons, even though I think it's time for her to actually take back the Seven kingdoms. Nevertheless, her speeches are always fierce and full of promises, which is great!
Reminder to never meet your heroes.
nth for killing time
Azor IncredaBull
Frogfu
>>70488683
Based
>Daenerys really knows how to make a scene. She knows what makes these men tick and what will make them obey her.
Streaming at suptv as usual, I don't wanna post link so I don't get banned so just google me
>>70488753
>what is death of author
I'm so fucking bored. What should I do in the next hour?
>>70488741
Egg...Egg had a hard life.
>>70488763
Fuck, Shae.
I don't normally come to this board (usually stay on /pol/, /b/, or /gif/), but I'd much rather watch a stream and shitpost in the chat with you faggots than have to find a stream through plebbit. So I thought I'd ask before the stream starts (and hoards of reddit plebs arrive) if there's a url that you guys use regularly for the stream. Any suggestions? WILL a stream actually get posted here eventually?
>>70488763
>Maester Pycelle
Fuck
>>70488763
paused on the dragons, throne is mine bitches and I'll do it without freeing slaves
>>70488753
heh
>>70488683
Salsa x CIA
>>70488763
help
>Daenerys is a badass, argument over.
>>70488783
Thats Ygritte. Yes Jon was good with Ygritte
Reminder that Daemon Blackfyre was the Stannis of his day. Knew the "heir" was a bastard but couldn't prove it and got cucked out of a throne.
>Do not prate at me of history, ser. Daemon Blackfyre was a rebel and usurper, Bittersteel a bastard. When he fled, he swore he would return to place a son of Daemon’s upon the Iron Throne. He never did. Words are wind, and the wind that blows exiles across the narrow sea seldom blows them back.
>"It may be that we shall lose this battle," the king said grimly. "In Braavos you may hear that I am dead. It may even be true. You shall find my sellswords nonetheless." The knight hesitated. "Your Grace, if you are dead — " " — you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne. Or die in the attempt."
Both even got/wanted sellsword armies to get their child the Iron throne.
>>70488763
>Sam
![CR_REGAL_APPLE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZlGt4lo.jpg "CR_REGAL_APPLE[1].jpg")
>>70488816
keep drinking
>>70488836
>yfw they cast her to play Egg in the Dunk and Egg series.
Theon tonight, lads.
>>70488668
aJOR AHai
>>70488763
>tfw ned starked it
Fuck, gg wp westeros
>yes daenerys, you're not a khal. you're a khaleesi, the most powerful khaleesi who ever lived. the iron throne is yours, and you'll conquer it with fire and blood
>>70488783
That's Ygritte, moron.
>>70488867
>>70488811
The key of islam?
>First for the show completely forgetting about the Iron Bank debts
>>70488337
>Meera is a womanlet
>>70488867
the bloodraven has a thousand eyes and one and your traitor's heart will be cut from you and fed to the dogs.
>>70488851
you get a do over
>>70488867
>supporting a bastard and father of a homosexual
stay mad
>>70488899
okay... whats the story here.
>>70488944
And that the Lannisters are broke (double bonus for that being a show only invention).
>>70488763
Nailed it
>>70488763
KING SLAYER
>>70488899
What's happening there? I see that dude kill himself but why are those two having a seizure?
More of this.
>>70488783
im ygritte x jon shipper too. high five, anon! jonsa sucks
>>70488683
jorah X Dany
It's literally wish fulfillment!
>ywn be looked at this by someone
>>70488753
IF shae is back and grrm didn't plan for it but did it because of the actress imma be so reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>70488763
>Tywin Lannister
>>70489011
Already confirmed Tyrion is having a Shae dream sequence this year.
>Dany doesn't need men or dragons to save her - she can do it on her own, become their Khaleesi and gain an army in the process!
>Awesome! Such an amazing scene! The confidence she gains with each fire knocked over, you can see it in her face!
>It's almost like she's come full circle from S1 and she's got not just few Dothraki, all of them!
>>70488811
When does Game of Thrones start?
I'm overseas so I'm not familiar with your programming schedules.
Whooo wee just had a nice long tube of poop out the ol chute now I'm all corky for the show
>>70488871
way ahead of you but with something good
also green skittles and gardettos :^)
>>70488925
kek
>>70488970
They're broke in the books too, this is why the Iron Bank is financing Stannis and why they've tried to make nice with the Tyrells, they need their money. The Lannisters were propping up Robert's ruinous reign, but their wealth is pretty close to tapped out at this point.
Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?
>>70489039
9pm EST
>>70488980
>>70488961
If my memory isn't shit. That's his dad telling him to kill himself if he's going to keep being a useless piece of shit. So he did.
>>70489039
1 bong from now.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
>>70488815
This. Who gives a shit about what an author actively put into their work? It's all about what the reader gets out of it that matters.
>>70489039
1 bong
>>70489069
test
>>70488998
>tfw when an almost 26 year old woman looks at you with such a look that you know you will never have a chance
>>70489039
in one hour from now. whatever time/day of the week that is for you. thats when.
>>70489069
wat
>>70489039
1 hour
nth for monford and stannis
>>70489069
Rawling
will there be a stream up?
>>70489069
give me something to finally kill myself with
>>70489081
on the quiet isle with the hound and the quiet brothers
>>70489069
test
>>70489050
>They're broke in the books too
Go ahead and post some quotes from the book then. Oh wait you can't, because every motherfucker who makes this claim is another motherfucker who needs to READ THE BOOKS.
>>70489069
roll for prosperity
>>70489069
Rolling.
>>70489069
leggo
>MOST UNIQUE SWORD
>IT'S THAT EASY TO STEAL
>>70488871
Crown apple? Are you a sorority girl?
>>70489069
send me to the stormlands, rngesus.
>>70488763
>Davos
Just call me Stannis Jr
>>70489099
Edd?
>>70488763
>stop loop
>i have dragons now
>>70489081
Yeah, on skins
>>70489069
rollin
>>70489069
Roll
>>70489069
rolling
>>70489069
>>70489069
Roll
>>70488763
>>70488957
I win
You all lose
>>70489069
git
>>70489011
It's just a dream/hallucination.
>>70489069
Rice
>>70489069
Rawlin
I hated Jonsa fags but now but I'm starting to like the idea. I was always pissed that bitch Cat never apologized to him but if Jon is ramming her fav little girl up the ass every night it feels fair.
>>70488816
kill youself
>>70489069
got rolls
>>70489069
roll
>>70489069
ok
>>70489069
Azor get
bretty good better not black out again...
>>70489069
rolls
has it aired yet? when can torrent?
>>70489069
roll
Wow guys Bradamante says hi to all of you, how nice of him come say hi to him on /sp/
>>>/sp/68151280
>>>/sp/68151280
>>>/sp/68151280
>>70488867
Aegon IV was a buttblasted retard, and Daemon was literally Renly if Renly was a competent fighter.
>>70489143
Wonder how much a licensed reproduction of that sword would cost.
Guessing 800 bucks to get the look of both the metal, pommel and crossguard correct
>>70489069
r'holl
>>70489069
>>70489081
The One True King of Westeros
>>70489130
Nobody cares about the books you autist
>>70489069
epic!
>>70489069
Rollin
>>70488722
Brutus?
WHAT WAS THE LEAK????
>>70489069
gimme
confirmedmeera is cute :3
>>70489069
Praise kek
>>70489069
ROLLING FOR PROMISE ME NED
>>70489069
roll
who is ready for R+L=J fags to get BTFO tonight.
Post yfw R+L=(D or T), and N+W=J.
>>70489069
c'mon
>>70489069
Roll
>>70489069
rllin
>>70489225
literal who?
anyone knows any option to stream the show from outside us
>>70489069
Give it to me
>>70489069
Roll for the glory of my family
>>70489050
Nah, in the books, Cersei just doesn't pay the Throne's debts.
>>70488753
>Reminder to never meet your heroes.
Or you know, try not to psycho babble at them if you do.
>>70489130
>bankroll a reign that spends dragons like they're pennies.
>king dies and new small council tells bank to go fuck themselves
>they aren't going broke read the books reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>70489069
Lord in the Reach please, nice weather and plump bitches to rummage around
>>70489069
roll pls
how long until the episode lads?
>>70489239
>They're broke in the books too
>No they're not
>N-n-n-nobody cares about the books y-y-y-you a-a-a-autist
>>70489158
Edd is not a Northern Lord with a Valryian Sword, stay jelly, Iron Islands whore.
>>70489069
roll slave roll
>>70489177
>riverlands
>septon
>valyrian steel sword
o shigg nigga.
xXx420faithbladexXx
>>70489249
>For anyone whose curious there are two sets of leaks so far. Ones from /u/truede whose seem very legitimate, and also from /u/docmantistobogan who seemed to be involved with the Battle of the >Bastards filming. I think he also was the one who posted to 4chan.
>The main spoilers, to come:
>No Dorne until Episode 10.
>A battle at Riverrun. Blackfish is presumed dead. Brienne just about escapes.
>Tommen jumps from a window and dies.
>Jon doesn't kill Ramsay straight away, he begins to beat him mercilessly until Sansa shows up and he's put in a cell(?) or something. He's later mauled by dogs in Episode 10. Unknown whether >it's his hounds or Ghost that does it.
>Cersei uses wildfire to burn the Sept. Many people die, including several Tyrells. It's a "Red Wedding-style" event.
>Tormund kills Smalljon Umber. Just before, Umber is egging on his army by shouting 'Who owns the North?!'.
>Unsure what happens to Wun Wun. One of the leaks says he gets an arrow to the eye and dies when he storms into Winterfell with Jon, the other said he survives.
>Ian McShane plays the Hound's mentor. He and the rest of their group are killed by the Brotherhood without Banners. The Hound takes his revenge out on the BwB.
>Rickon dies by Ramsay's arrows. He lets him run to Jon but he fires one that hits him. He dies in Jon's arms.
>Jon becomes King in the North. The Mormonts(?) say they don't care that he's a bastard.
>In Episode 10, we see Lyanna and a baby in the Tower of Blue Balls Joy. She whispers something we don't hear. It then cuts to Jon.
>No Cleganebowl this season.
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella.
>>70489225
Why'd you change your trip Brad?
>>70489069
rolling cause I want to be a dornish whore
>>70489130
in AFFC cersei tells the small council to stop paying back the iron bank to build the fleet for the battle of blackwater. they're living on credit like the niggers they are and if tyrion hadn't killed tywin then a faceless man would have done it. explain why the iron bank would bother backing stannis if not for the fact the lannisters had stopped paying back their debt, shitlord.
>>70489225
fuck that turdburglar
>>70489069
rolland
ᗩᖇYᗩ ᗪIᕮᔕ
>>70489069
roll
>>70489239
If no one cared about the books you wouldn't have a TV show retard.
>>70489295
Uno bongo
>>70489275
HBO Go for your region
Reminder
Mera is MY waifu, only MINE!
>>70489069
rollan
So, how the fuck will they story lead to Bran warging into Euron in the middle of the sea and making him lose his shit?
>>70489225
t.Bradamante
>>70489069
For the Roll!
anyone else excited for Blackfish? His scene(s) with Jaime look based af tbhfamalam
>>70489069
Rolling...
>>70489296
I'm not the person you were originally talking to, I just wanted to let you know that you're an autist, autist
>>70489069
>>70489133
pretty sure the saying is "for posterity"
>>70489069
Rolllll
>>70488763
>Thoros
I can make this work. The whole resurrection thing is a definite plus.
Cast him
>>70489069
roll!
>>70489042
acknowledged
>>70489069
leggo
>>70489343
You can have Mera.
I'll have Meera
BTFO
>>70489069
FIRST FOR AZOR JON
>>70489295
1 hour!!
>>70489287
What a fucking shock, you provided zero evidence to support your claim, like every other dipshit.
Meanwhile in the actual books:
>Unless a new source of coin could be found, or the Iron Bank persuaded to relent, he would have no choice but to pay the crown’s debts with Lannister gold.
Oops! They could pay with their own gold, they just don't want to because that would be a terrible result for their house.
>>70489069
roll
>>70488899
I...dont understand
>>70489069
>>70489225
Lynch yourself brad
>>70489357
They both work.
>>70488763
>Theon
That's okay my BIG FAT COCK will compensate for his lack of one
>>70489351
Fuck me. Most pleb job from the most pleb kingdom.
>>70489365
Lord Stoneheart
>>70489365
>>70488753
I feel bad for preston
>>70489338
Think the britfag version is on epsiode 5 for some shitty reason. Doubt I can stream it tonight. I can wait 1 extra hour to torrent it but meh
>>70489069
tste
>>70488737
Just watching it's not like you've missed anything important
Nothing that's happening is of consequence anyway
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xoTZ455.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>70489315
>>70489069
game of rolling
>>70489370
>tfw drunkposter
>>70489309
>the lannisters had stopped paying back their debt
You fucking idiot.
The Crown and House Lannister are two separate entities.
The Crown owes the Iron Bank money (it also owes the Lannisters a lot of money, something that wouldn't even be possible in your retarded simplification).
The Lannisters don't want to pay the Crowns debts, but they can if it comes down to it>>70489380
>>70489411
Why? Dude sank waaay too much of his life into asoiaf and got btfo by grrm for it. Deserved it imo.
>>70489069
Gonna play the game...
>>70489275
suptv
>>70489275
bump, so many morons rolling
>>70489420
Just watch it on Sky nigger
>>70489069
rolling I guess.
>>70489226
Daemon II was the faggot though.
>>70489069
>>70489069
Ygfhbf
>>70489370
needs updating for Maceposting
>>70489069
>>70489069
Who am I
>>70489394
>>70489313
why are you guys so mean? :(
>>70489069
rolling, wish me luck Jon
>>70489069
roll pls
>>70489506
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
>>70488763
>Karl Drogo
should buy antiseptica
>>70489411
before or after the george meeting? nothing wrong with having an interest in something but preston goes too far for someone his age.
>>70489460
Yeah fuck hobbies. Piece of shit
>>70489518
god damn maisie is hot
>>70489495
It's standard shitposting and a reskinned brand (people do the same thing for all sorts of characters) so it the furthest it could go is "hardcore" if someone was ridiculously dedicated or methodical with it
>>70489380
>Lannisters aren't going broke
The post was about the bank you idiot
>>70489518
based jaime knows how to spot mad targs.
>>70489370
>tfw all the suicide shit is where I'm at
Well fuck
>>70489518
Jaime is one of us.
ONE OF US
>>70488683
In all honesty, I'd love to watch those two fuck.
>>70489069
rollin rollin rollin
>>70489474
no tv, just hoped for sum free decent streaming so I can sleep 1 hour more rather than wait/torrent
>>70489541
There's a difference in having a hobby and being consumed by it.
>>70489069
roll
>>70489069
Rollin
>>70489460
>>70489460
why do people support such a degenerate house?
>supports a bastard
>supports a homosexual
>supports a cyclopes
>>70489518
MAISIEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>70489577
Instead of begging like a piece of degenerate trash, just wait another hour and download it in high def for free
>>70489568
people on hardcore/fallen tend to be psychologically unstable or downright damaged
for the most part they lack integrity to their beliefs and are dissociated from their own bland personality and bland lives, filling the social requirement with an internet addiction
Azor CIA
>>70489556
sane targs don't exist
>>70489551
You were replying to a post about the Lannisters you stupid fuck.
Meanwhile claiming the Iron Bank is going broke makes even fucking less sense given that they end the book handing out tons of money to Jon and are going to begin TWOW handing out tons of money to Stannis.
>>70489588
No dick but I got a bitchin' sword. Worth it?
>>70489518
Jaime's got experience with Targs
>>70489261
More Jonsa in 51 minutes
so how far into the episode will the hound reveal happen?
>>70489591
I'm just posting them in hopes someone will post one I don't have.
>>70489069
Rollin
>>70489583
If your hobby made you a little side cash you might put some effort in it as well.
>>70489615
how is asking for some information begging you fucking moron, keep rolling to that picture like a stupid faggot you are
>>70489143
Stupid argument. It's common to have a sword or rifle or some special family weapon above hanging in your family hall. It's where the socializing happens. It's where stories are told. It's where he shows it off to his guests. He didn't expect his son to be a degenerate thief.
What is stupid is how people are able to just leave the castle early in the morning without the guards having the Lord's permission.
>>70489590
would still love her for the rest of my life
>he fell for the kraken meme
If the mods were smart they'd perma ban every single retard who posts "r-r-r-rolling!"
