Why do nostalgiafags pretend this is any better than J.J. Abrams' version?
>>70486467
Because of nostalgia.
>it's a TOS thread
Ugh. Is anyone else tired of TOS and TNG threads? They're too overexposed and the memes are too overplayed.
I would happily take any DS9/VOY/ENT thread over any TOS/TNG thread, shitposts and all.
>>70486648
For a month or so I couldn't find anything but DS9 threads. Does it really even matter though? They all devolve into trek generals a hundred posts in anyway.
>weed
>>70486648
I actually considered posting the sexual organs pasta just for you but I realized I have never posted it before and don't even have the picture on my hard drive.
Felt just the tiniest bit of pride.
>>70486956
Shaka, when of sexual organs the commander must tell.
>>70486467
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>70487114
>>70486467
Because Wesley gets more tail than Kirk did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7U2caf2eYw
>>70488369
>>70488369
>>70488773
>it's a Traveler episode
>>70489520
Dukat will line those degenerates up against a wall.
>>70486749
>We'll head down to engineering, upload ourselves into the transporter buffer, and wait for all this to blow over
It was a pretty solid plan until Scotty ate the other guy
>>70486467
Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.
![B1991[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kIsIFRh.jpg "B1991[1].jpg")
>>70492739
Disgusting.
>>70492739
Oh yeah, this would have made the show good. It wasn't the poor casting, recycled plots and horrible time travel plots, they just needed a stardrive section.
Was Enterprise cancelled during the shit period both DS9 and TNG had and if it went on we would have essentially had the Dominion war good section?
>>70486869
Do you guys think they have DUDEWEEDLMAO in the 25th century?
>>70496336
Enterprise was cancelled because too many fat, whiney trektards were butthurt over not getting enough PC programming in their weekly diet.
>>70496418
Are you kidding? Gowron was smoking Klingon shit that made weed look like tic-tacs.
>>70498328
GLORY TO YOU...
...AND TO YOUR (GROW)HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE...
>>70496418
>what is the game in TNG 5.06
>what is romulan ale
>what is felicium in 1.22
>what is ketracel white
>what is hypurian beetle snuff
>>70498454
None of that is a smelly green flower that you can smoke
>what is felicium in 1.22
What? TOS or TNG?
nobody's gonna bend or rape me
>>70498513
FAITH
>>70498560
FAITH OF THE HAA-ARD
>>70486467
It was a different time.
They didn't have to worry about bull shit like the prime directive.
They fucked around with any civilization they felt like if it was beneficial to the federation or their own personal goals.
>>70487114
DukatWasRight.jpg
>>70498506
TNG
Is anyone else /panfriedcatfish/ here?
>>70498778
I wuz a perfect gentleman cap'n, I swear
>>70498778
forgot meem
>>70494310
Savage.
I just watched the 4th season for the third time and I can confirm that ENT was terrible with no redeeming aspects, unlike Voyager which had great casting, absolutely no reptilian transformation episodes, or verisimilitude compromising plot devices.
>>70500133
Don't forget, Voyager episode titles have been proven to work on at least four levels, whereas Enterprise episode titles never conclusively reached more levels than two.
>>70499475
hav u ben havings day drem of me? (i sad, but vulcon don into sad)
>>70500395
ENT btfo
>>70500538
no prthus not cheese
>>70500538
>vulcon don into sad
Correct, Vulcans don't have emotions.
Now, please excuse me, but I need to inject rocks into myself, because that's the only way for a Vulcan to experience emotions.
Thank you for giving me emotions, magic space rocks.
>>70500741
Vulcans have emotions, but they suppress them. This isn't ENT revisionism is it?
here's some 2007 vintage cringe
http://triptpolers.houseoftucker.com/
I was not aware that the term shipping predates tumblr.
>>70500978
>T'POL: When I was exposed to trellium aboard the Seleya, it affected me in a way that I wasn't prepared for.
>PHLOX: As I recall, you were homicidal and paranoid.
>T'POL: The initial effects were overwhelming, but as they began to wear off I discovered I was able to access certain emotions. I wanted more. I began to experiment by ingesting small amounts of trellium. I devised a way to inject it into my bloodstream.
>PHLOX: You must have known it was dangerous. Trellium exposure is deadly to Vulcans. It eats away at the neural pathways.
>T'POL: I thought, in small amounts, it would be safe. At first, I was able to control the new emotions. My interactions with the crew improved.
>PHLOX: Commander Tucker, for example.
>AUDIENCE: *hoots and hollers*
Finally, T'Pol can access emotions. New emotions that she's never had before. Like love.
Thank you, Enterprise.
>>70500741
Well, you may think it's absurd. But I don't think it does any serious damage to the wider trek world. It also explains why I can relate to T'pol so well. It's Kind of like only having the open mind for taking a cock up the ass when you've snorted a coupla lines of coke.
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
