Benjen's Company edition
previous >>70481294
Azor Jon
azor stannis
azor pod the rod
>>70483371
"Game of Thrones," every time the name of this TV show is even as close to being muttered... I am left wondering, how can someone even enjoy this train-wreck for even a brief second? I'd rather lick a shit infested toilet bowl, then even tolerate this.
Azor hotpie
azor theon
Benazorjen
>>70483433
And yet you still watch every week
>>70483433
And yet here you are shitposting. You're retarded.
azor jorah
azor maisie
I want Bran to squat on my face
>>70483371
Fucking hell, British genetics for you.
>>70483433
I love the fact I can watch it whilst I wait for TWD to return.
>>70483433
>I'd rather lick a shit infested toilet bowl
Well, you ARE indeed licking GRRM's ass right now
>>70483371
Did he fuck her ?
>>70483438
>>70483435
>>70483423
>>70483390
pssh nothing personnel kid
Why all the Frogfu posts all of a sudden? Is she going to die this episode or something
azor ahai
>Later, when Arianne had gone, he put down his longaxe and lifted Prince Doran into his bed. “Until the Mountain crushed my brother’s skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings,” the prince murmured softly, as Hotah pulled a blanket over him. “Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory?”
>“I must know how you learned that Quentyn was abroad. Your brother went with Cletus Yronwood, Maester Kedry, and three of Lord Yronwood’s best young knights on a long and perilous voyage, with an uncertain welcome at its end. He has gone to bring us back our heart’s desire.”
>She narrowed her eyes. “What is our heart’s desire?”
>“Vengeance.” His voice was soft, as if he were afraid that someone might be listening. “Justice.” Prince Doran pressed the onyx dragon into her palm with his swollen, gouty fingers, and whispered, “Fire and blood.”
Tommen will die a terrible death today
>>70483502
leave her alone in the attic
>>70483390
Pathetic
>>70483524
It's her birthday
The High sparrow is losing right now, assuming margary is not brainwashed
he just let her out, she's free to manipulate tommen all she wants
unless tommen gets killed, then the church will probably take over the crown
>>70483505
Too old
why do people respond to bait so often in here?
Why change Septon Meribald's name to Ray seriously?
>>70483371
Pro tip: add /^azor \w+$/i to your comment filters
It'll filter out all the "azor jon" "azor stannis" etc. nonsense
>tfw no leak yet
dammit i want to shitpost right now
>>70483502
Murderher pussy
1st for Hoegarden
fuck that azor nigger
/Darkstar/
>>70483538
>the prince murmured softly, as Hotah pulled a blanket over him
kek, I'm imaging Hotah dousing the lamps while whispering "sleep tight crippler"
I'm not even going to nitpick about muh historical reelism hete, but when was the last time people on the show used shields in the fight scenes? Or is it simply because fighting without shields looks more tense?
>>70483563
Because we're invaded by redditors every weekend
Over/under on whether they kill off Ghost this season?
>>70483591
azor gerold
>>70483433
>i like eating shit
Probably the best post I've ever read on this forum
your show is dead, bastards
>>70483542
Actor who plays Tommen IRL makes my dick hard on sight.
>>70483576
Did someone say Hoegarden?
>>70483618
Ramsay killing Ghost was in the leaks
>>70483542
He won't fly so good.
Post it. Also how rare is this?
can someone post the pic of hodor and lyanna together please
>>70483621
men call him Darkstar and he is of the night
>>70483675
Not as rare as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1f4vSnIOHc
The GOAT scene of s2, along with Blackwater.
>>70483675
Not very rare desu
>>70483648
Even her fans know she gets things for free with no effort, and they still like her?
>>70483618
the direwolf's names represent the mental states of the starks (zombies killing summer because the winter is coming etc.)
Jon has been brought back from the dead, just like a ghost
Ghost will only die when Jon does for real
>>70483675
who dies this episode?
>>70483371
anyone got the spoilers?
>>70483697
so what was the point of these things? they served literally no purpose in this series.
>>70483743
my hope
>>70483743
ur mom :DDDDD
>>70483736
#sodeep
>>70483502
Follow orders
>>70483743
Someone in kings landing is going to pay the iron price.
>>70483770
Your hope didn't die during S4/5?
>>70483805
Season 4 was great.
>>70483675
Not as rare as this
>>70483805
it's like beric dondarrion 2bh
>>70483743
D&D
>>70483743
Tommen
>>70483697
I got Robb too. You like 2000s indie like Interpol, Strokes, and AM too anon?
>>70483736
>Nymeria
Your theory now? Is Arya deep down inside a savage beast, leading a pack and and hunting humans all over westeros or whatever the direwolf was up to in the books?
>>70483648
>3rd world shitskins love the worst character in the show
Why am I not surprised?
>>70483720
It does not matter.
I serve her
>>70483843
Your hope is on a rowboat with Gendry?
>>70483839
THIS
whoever disagrees is just a redditor
>>70483542
I want Jamie to kill him
>>70483758
Yes now that Margery is free she punishes Tommen for his weakness by making him watch as she gets fucked by a muscular summer islander named IncredaBull. It's D&D original content.
>>70483680
PLEASE fucking respond
>>70483680
this one?
>>70483701
Show Tyrion is a better hand than book Tyrion.
>>70483743
Waifu
>>70483805
season 4 was dope, but at the end they killed off Ygritte, Mance, Tywin, Oberyn, Sandor Clegane
that's one of the reasons why s5 was pretty bad
>>70483842
>House Targaryen
Get your shit together spotify
Will the Mountain finally crush some Sparrow fucking shits this episode?
Would tommen hold /Highgarden/'s hair?
>>70483880
Why would he do that?
>>70483856
The other day, one of my students asked my if I liked "classic rock like Interpol".
Sup, /got/. Figured this would be a good time to get some more voters.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10385090/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10385090/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10385090/
>>70483893
yes thanks mate
>“I dreamed of Bran,” Sansa had whispered to him. “I saw him smiling.”
>“He was going to be a knight,” Arya was saying now. “A knight of the Kingsguard. Can he still be a knight?”
>“No,” Ned said. He saw no use in lying to her. “Yet someday he may be the lord of a great holdfast and sit on the king’s council. He might raise castles like Brandon the Builder, or sail a ship across the Sunset Sea, or enter your mother’s Faith and become the High Septon.” But he will never run beside his wolf again, he thought with a sadness too deep for words, or lie with a woman, or hold his own son in his arms.
What did he mean by this?
any livestream for tonights episode?
>>70483873
nicer analogy than i thought it would be
>>70483743
Nobody important
What's the saddest moment in the series? Have you faggots actually cried during any scene?
>>70483842
>Jorah
>House Targaryen
>>70483858
They're both wandering around the world and no one has an idea where they are
>>70483675
well...
>>70483920
Tommen's innocent, so he wouldn't understand the situation.
>>70483893
YOU JUST KNOW
>>70483893
YOU JUST KNOW
>>70483769
well obviously they used it cos it's one of the most known scenes in the books, and it was at the beginning.
the plot grew more contrived to fit within tv bounds and they slowly become a non-entity.
what is there not to understand here? or do you think the full script was written in a week?
>>70483769
CUTE
for the grls
He's gonna take you back to the past
to show shitty scenes that sucks ass
He rather have Meera reed
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a burned up wight and down it with mead
He's the lamest wanker you've ever heard
He's the psychic warging nerd
He's the madman who followed a bird
He's the guy who warged into hodor to shag YOUR waifu
>>70483945
Usual places la
>>70483860
Dany is the easy to support normie "good guy". In the early seasons I could even kinda see why, but back then the more interesting characters were still around. Now Dany is fucking shit and the other characters are dead so yeah.
>>70483769
well they saved 'some' starks over the course of the series. To some extent the fates of the wolves is the same as the owners but GRRM hasn't done much to buy into that.
>>70483920
when I first watched this scene I thought she was gonna slap him hard
>>70483948
Rodrik's death fampais
>>70483944
bran's dick don't work
>>70483948
This was the only time the show made me cry
>>70483948
Not sober but I was crying tears of joy at the red wedding after I drink 80 oz of malt liquor
>got will never be as good as season 1/3 were
>>70483948
HOLD THE DOOR :3
nah but seriously it was the closest for me
>>70483948
In the show, Hodor's death, not cried but really sad
In the books, Arya turning blind and miserable made me feel really bad
>>70483948
The hold the door scene. I criedwith laughter.
I'm confused.
At the end of AGoT Renly urges Ned to seize Cersei's children and declare him King. As far as I understood he did learn they were born of incest.
But now I'm reading ACoK and Renly calls Stannis' claim a fable not based on any proof but the word of late Jon Arryn.
So if he doesn't believe Joffrey is a bastard, how can he claim the Throne? Just because he's got the Stormlands and Tyrells?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCWYiAJ7zcI
>>70483948
Haven't cried, but felt shitty after Drogo's death, even shittier at the red wedding, very shitty when Oberyn died (but not as shitty as when Robb and his wolf died) and shittiest when Stannis and Shireen and Stannis died in quick sucession. Also Hodor and Summer's deaths made me feel like shit.
>>70483945
Of course
>>70483948
I felt voids, not sad
>>70483944
>or hold his own son in his arms.
He will hold his wife's son
>>70483371
YOU JUST KNOW
>>70484001
such as?
>>70484065
The usual places.
>>70484045
Whoops, meant to say Jon, not Stannis twice.
>>70483675
>tfw you share your taste with based stannis
>>70484065
>newfag wants to be spoonfed
Cleganebowl when
>I have won again, Lews Therin
What did he mean by this?
>GAME OF THRONES IS FINISHED IN 2 YEARS
>>70483920
Probably
>>70483911
>>70483949
He's been disinherited and banished and is in the service of the only surviving Targ. Not sure what the rules are and if he can technically be placed in HT. But he's not in House Mormont anymore, surely.
>>70483948
Hasn't happened yet, it's going to be when Bran deciphers his vision and sees the red wedding for the first time.
>>70484065
hbogo.com
>>70484087
Next season.
>>70484102
W-will we still have /got/ after that?
>>70483948
Hodor, simply because he lived a simple life and his death was preordained. He was pathetic in many ways.
Stannis was sadder though. He just stood there staring at the approaching Bolton army, knowing that is was over and that he sacrificed his family and the lives of all his men for nothing. He goes on with it anyway because it's his duty and there's nothing left for him to do.
Does anyone have that one webm version of this?
>>70484087
when stannis returns and becomes king
>>70484130
We need an /asoiaf/...but /lit/ won't have us.
/fan/ WHEN?
>>70483948
Oberyn Martell dying made me feel like shit for a Month. I think it was the single best episode, though.
Tommen is so fucking autistic
he should have sent an army to kill everyone and take the queen back
but he didn't do it
now he's with those guys
what the fugg
>>70484130
NO T_Ti'll miss you faggots
>>70483929
I hope you teach 12 year olds :(
I'm 22 and I love Interpol
Am I the only one here who thought the Hodor scene was pretty lame?
the transition from 'hold the door' th 'hodor' sounded like a shitty fan theory
>>70484105
Did he get a Targ blood transfusion? No? Well then he's still a goddamned Mormont.
>>70484089
Who here is hype for a faithful adaptation of Wheel of Time to replace GoT as the greatest fantasy television series of all time?
>>70484022
>>70483971
She'll just tell him it's what kings and queens do
>>70484130
No. How often do you see a L O S T thread?
>>70484105
>the only surviving Targ
>>70483921
I just have a feeling. Sort of like a repeat of the Mad King, just this time it's because Tommen has caught jesus fever. Jamie could feel that he's too far gone and the only way to get rid of all the Sparrows is to kill Tommen. This would most likely be after the High Sparrow is killed
>>70484143
he is not dead, though.
>>70483948
Catelyn was what made the Red Wedding so fucked up, but for me the saddest part was Theon going on mr Ramsay's wild ride, only to find out he's been rusing him, and then got on the cross
>>70484160
Fuck /lit/ we can still make /asoiaf/ happen
>>70484081
What music is that?
>>70484037
Same way he can claim the throne with Stannis still around. Because he, and the tyrells, are scheming pos out for power.
>>70484166
>send army to the sept
>faith militant kills Loras & Marg
Bravo Tommen
>>70484126
any places where i don't have to pay
>>70483660
You think you could give me a list of your trips so I can filter you pls?
>>70484176
>Faithful
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70484002
>Dany
>good guy
Normies are in for a world of hurt.
>>70484168
Yeah, he was 12, fortunately. Comments like that make me feel old, though.
>>70483648
How dare that final poster misgender Kahlyeeshee!
>>70484216
?????????????? putlocker?????????????????????
>>70484176
That would be impractical as fuck. Also the SJWs would absolutely lose their shit at the suldam and damane.
>>70484172
Yeah but my point is he's not of "House Mormont".
>>70484208
No, legitimately, it's not just abuse we get. /lit/fags spam report on threads, I've had /asoiaf/ threads get deleted by /lit/ janitors.
It's the most autistic board by far.
>>70484037
Renly was just trying to annoy Stannis. Even if it was proved beyond all doubt that joffery and Tommen are Jamie's bastards that still doesn't make renly king, but stannis
>>70484073
i remember a bretty good place ill check it out
>>70483769
It wasn't explained in the show but, the only thing that made the Starks powers develop (all starks have warging powers) was the wolves, they would have wolf dreams, Bran was the strongest because he had more time "sleeping" and Jon the second because he had his wolf for more time. (Robb died, Rickon was too young to control it, Arya sent her wolf away and Sansa go her wolf killed by being a cunt)
Part of the process of recovering Arya's vision was warging into her wolf, nymeria, trough dreams.
>>70484230
A 12 year old knowing who Interpol is is pretty patrician tho 2bh
>>70483978
>>70483979
HE DIDN'T KNOW
>>70484187
omfg stannisfags jesus christ stop
>>70483948
I felt empty after Ned's death
I cried with laughter when Daenny was riding the dragon
I felt sad when Hodor died, I don't care about him 2bh, but the music helped a lot.
Reminder that reddit has ruined cleganebowl
>>70484255
>>70484226
Okay, semi-faithful
As long as they maintain everything substantive, whoever the showrunners are can skip book 10, and 50% of all sniffing and braid tugging, and I won't be mad.
But no plot changes.
>>70483992
Ear doesn't rhyme with mead.
The emphasis on "your" seems unfitting to a line that already takes a bit of work to make fit.
Nice try though.
>/got/ is going to be spammed by pedos after Lyanna Mormont's scene
fuck sakes.
>>70484280
He said his father listens to it. I don't think he does, but I was slightly impressed that he had heard of it before
>>70484258
He says his house's words "Here We Stand" when Viserys tried to steal the dragon eggs. (Well Here I Stand but you get it)
>>70484260
wow, fuck those guys
>>70484253
>tfw my ISP has just blocked putlocker
>>70483948
stand down faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWKHkZD-euI
>>70484260
Genre fiction threads are much better done on /tg/ for everyones sake.
>>70484328
OK? I could say that shit too, wouldn't make me part of House Mormont.
>>70484313
>no plot changes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70484309
>cleganebowl has gained enough following that now there is merchandise for it
what's wrong with that?
>>70484037
I assume he was lying to Catelyn, because not knowing about the incest suited his purposes at the time. He claims he didn't know, so Stannis is no less a traitor than he is.
But back when Robert was still alive, replacing Cersei with margery was his plan and that only works if he knows about the incest and joffrey being denied the throne.
He just used whatever interpretation was best for him at the time.
>>70483648
>Addiude
REMOVE HARPY remove harpy
you are worst ghiscari. you are the ghiscari idiot you are the ghiscari smell. return to new ghis. to our new ghis cousins you may come our city. you may live in the fighting pit….ahahahaha ,astapor we will never forgeve you. slaver rascal FUck but fuck asshole ghiscari stink astapor dogeater dogeater..ghiscari genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead ghiscari..ahahahahahASTAPOR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ghiscar wars .yunkai we kill the wise master , yunkai return to your precious old ghis….hahahahaha idiot ghiscari and astapor smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HARPY FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. shavepate+mhysa+new ghis+quarth=kill astapor…you will ghiscari wars/ drogon alive in meereen, drogon making dragonrider of mereen . fast fly drogon meren. we are rich and have dragon now hahahaha ha because of drogon… you are ppoor stink ghiscari… you live in a pyramid hahahaha, you live in a brothel
drogon alive numbr one #1 in mereen ….fuck the new ghis ,..FUCKk ashol ghiscari no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur statue and city. dorgn aliv and real strong lizard kill all the ghiscari slave aminal with fire breath now we the merne rule .ape of the fighting pit great master jizdar zo lorak fukc the great greayscale and lay egg this egg hatch and astapor wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of goat. mereen greattst city
>>70484319
The call was coming from inside the house.
>>70484309
reminder hat if you let a website ruin something for you then you are a omega faggot
>>70484213
why would they kill Loras?
did the faith ever killed someone?
maybe they will fight back, but they won't kill Loras and the queen, both of them are prisioners until they confess, they're not "hostages",
>>70484037
In what part of the book does he say that it's a fable? Who's he talking to? Catelyn?
>>70483515
Yes. You just know...
>>70484338
HAHAHAHA THEY KEKED YOU
THEY ACTUALLY KEKED YOU
AHAHAHAHA
>>70484210
gothic rock, new wave and opera according to the page.
in his playlist there's stuff lile joy division, the cure, eurythmics and the smiths
>>70484382
>muh ebin sooper sekrit he-man woman-hater's no lebbitors allowed club got co-opted by normies REEEEE
That's all. He's literally bemoaning that it's no longer obscure enough for him to derive self-worth from being invested in it.
>>70483948
I always found the scene with the dire wolfs head stitched to Robbs corpse pretty fucking sad and brutal. Anyone else feel that?
>>70484319
I've already prepared my shitposting portfolio for my new cunnyfu
>>70484309
>IS
lmao
>>70484374
He still wears the sigil of his house.
Who /Blackfyre/ here?
>>70483433
Pics and time stamp of eating shit?
because we all know you're going to watch tonight anyway
>>70484338
use an ip changer then. watch it on a usa host.
i remember using something called hola (not hulu) to change my ip easily (it's a chrome addon) and watch shit. but now i steal my neighbours internet :((( and his providor whatever it is doesn't have blocked shit
i sometimes think it's the fbi culminating info on me
>>70484394
you have to be a bedwetter to understand this stale meme
>>70484451
Yeah, shit was harsh.
>>70484442
s-stop
>>70484319
>>70483882
Yeah Lyanna will bring the pedos and IncredaBull will bring the cuck posters. This place is gonna be a mess tonight.
>>70483675
>>70483697
>>70483842
>>70483968
come one, you need to listen to a variety of music types
>>70483948
Arya leaving the hound to die tb h altho i didnt cry because im a manly man
>>70484421
Officially, no.
But noone can know if they would harm them if a rescue attekpt was made or not. Also, the Hand of the King's son is within the faith militant ranks.
>>70484484
Hola is shady af
Cleaganbowl is going to disappointing as fuck.
>>70484477
fugg the dargeryans :D
Who /Mormont/ here
>>70483948
>HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR
My response was "are you shitting serious right now" because Hold the door was one of thr only spoilers since the 3rd episode that was leaked sooner than the day before and I actually thought that shit was fake the first time
>>70483664
would like to see hoegarden bush
Cleganebowl, get DEHYPED.
I understand that many of you want to see the Hound fight the Mountain (even though it already happened in season 1), and it would be awesome, but the Hound has graduated. He has come to our author's endgame message of realising that war, revenge and killing are bad.
And really think about it for a second- isn't the Elder Brother's speech in A Feast for Crows one of the most beautifully written things in the entire series? Do you really want to see the Hound regress back into a brother-hating killer?
Now Arya finishing her death list, that's something else. Strong v Arya, get hyped.
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?
I'M A LOT CLOSER TO SMIRKFU WHAT THE FUCK DANY IS NOTHING LIKE ME
>>70484309
losers
>>70484471
I mean not to labour the point, but I'm sure that's available in HBO-approved locations everywhere. If I wore it, would I be in House Mormont?
It's honestly not an argument worth pursuing, because we're already deep into territory well beyond whatever interning sub-editor put together that graphic, but given that he doesn't actually have a house of his own, describing him as part of House Targaryen isn't terrible assuming your boss has told you every single character has to belong to a house.
>>70484573
go burn yourself
>>70484551
Fuck wrong image
Is the show aired now or in 3 hours?
>>70484501
I'll take those fags over redditors anyday
>I want the cleganebowl
>MFW I made a Blackfyre T-shirt and people go out of their way to tell that that I got the colors wrong.
>MFW most of the time it's people I don't know.
>>70484605
2 hours 57 minutes
It starts in just under 3 bongs
>>70484317
thanks anon i tried hard. One day i will be a true memer
>>70484605
It's ending soon
>>70484569
>DEHYPED
>hyped
>>70484538
>>70484627
MAKE IT STOP
>>70484394
The harpy did nothing wrong
>>70483769
they're metaphors for their respective kid
for example rickon named his shaggydog, which is a term for a red herring waste of time, which is what rickon is (he served literally no purpose and dies this season, when there were some rumors and hope he'd be the stark to survive)
>>70483948
Robb's and his wife's death
>>70484449
>episode about to air
>rebbit is here in full fucking force
figures
>>70483948
yeah i teared up for JonxSansa
and JorahxDany last scene
s6 has me emotionally wrecked
>>70484627
Anon
You need to burn those people
For the good of mankind
>>70484560
lel same here. I thought it was a joke. I still like to pretend it was
post characters who are literally you
pic related is LITERALLY me
>>70484627
Tell them they are casuals and should kill themself
>>70484645
You could've said "now it ends", but you blew it
>>70484426
Cat trying to negotiate an alliance between Stannis and Renly before the battle of Storm's End.
>>70484383
That kinda makes sense.
>>70484274
That's an interesting interpretation. I wouldn't call the wolves magical per se though. They're like a catalyst for already dormant powers. Also I don't think literally ALL starks have it, but they are more likely to have it than others.
>>70484688
[serious replies]
why do you hate us r3dditors?
>>70484599
Ned, a member of house stark, allied himself with robert, a member of House Baratheon, and served as his hand of the king. He is still a member of House Stark. He didn't get adopted into House Baratheon because he did some work for them.
This is no different from Jorah, a member of House Mormont, allying himself with Dany, a member of House Targaryen. He's still a member of House Mormont.
>>70484679
How were those two dipshits sadder than Stannis passing away?
Where's that based norway leak?
>>70484729
>>70484569
>Implying the Mountain won't come back at the end of the fight and beg Sandor to put him out his misery and he does it out of compassion, not hatred.
>>70484560
It wasn't leaked it was a theory.
>>70484724
>>70484089
>"I have a thousand strings tied to you, Kinslayer, each one finer than silk and stronger than steel. Time has tied a thousand cords between us. The battle we two have fought-do you remember any part of that? Do you have any glimmering that we have fought before, battles without number back to the beginning of Time? I know much that you do not! That battle will soon end. The Last Battle is coming. The last, Lews Therin. Do you really think you can avoid it? You poor, shivering worm. You will serve me or die! And this time the cycle will not begin anew with your death. The grave belongs to the Great Lord of the Dark. This time if you die, you will be destroyed utterly. This time the Wheel will be broken whatever you do, and the world remade to a new mold. Serve me! Serve Shai'tan, or be destroyed forever!"
Is Moridin/Ba'alzamon edgier than Euron?
>>70484176
One can only hope, but I doubt it. They'll have problems translating weaves/saidin, Tel'aran'rhiod and the whole Perrin's wolfbrother thing for tv, without turning it into generic handwaving, fancy swirling colors and talking animals.
