THEY'RE TRASHING OUR RIGHTS!!!
TRASHING THEM!!!
HACK THE PLANET!!!!
HACK
THE
PLANET!!!!
MESS WITH THE BEST?
DIE LIKE THE REST
>>70481342
I want this as screensaver.
>halcyon and on and on starts playing
>ywn hang out at Cyberdelia with your hip roller-skating hacker friends
>>70482669
thats a nice webm anon
>>70482669
they're smoking in a bar? this movie aged like shit
>>70482761
FUCKING HELL THIS 1995 MOVIE
>>70482669
Is Matthew Lillard /tv/'s secret husbando?
A LITTLE PELVIS
AND BOOTY
A LITTLE PELVIS
AND BOOTY
>>70483195
It's like a literal, physical form of kino
>We are samurai. The keyboard cowboys.
>And all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle.
>Mooo!
What did he mean by this?
I love Hollywood's idea of hackers back then. Hippies who unlocked passwords by doing calculus problems on their computers.
>>70481342
Hackers is maximum comfy
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
Oh, lawd. Is DAT sum comet TV?
>tfw you will never hand off a secret file to an evil master hacker on a skateboard being towed by a stretch limo
>>70484770
>>70482761
>>70484833
wow, that scene really makes me want to see the movie.
Why doesn´t he just ride in the limo?
>>70481522
>tfw still use the username zerocool for various accounts
>>70485573
Why did you use it at all in the first place? Develop some fucking imagination.
>>70485380
>Why doesn´t he just ride in the limo?
because he's an over-the-top wacko, he literally rides around the office where he works on his skateboard, slapping women's asses
>>70485573
You're hopeless, man, utterly hopeless
>>70483195
ITS IN THAT PLACE WHERE I HID THAT THING THAT ONE TIME
>>70485659
>>70485710
relax nerds
Who else uses the password "GOD"
It's fullproof my dudes.
Email me at: [email protected] to discuss this further
>>70485380
>Actually riding the limo
I bet you don't even wear shades indoors.
>>70485573
My wi-fi password is "hack the planet"
>>70485966
>>70486027
I use the password "password"
Never had a problem
>>70486041
neat, what's your paypal account email dude.
I want to see you some money.
>>70486041
I also use "password" for way too many domains.
I just know that I will regret it at some point.
shut up sherlock.
>>70486113
>>70486041
This is fake, right?
>>70486168
never replyto me again unless you're contributing to the thread
*puts out ciggy on your forehead*
>>70486168
Sadly not.
But I use lastpass with unique passwords for most domains. And for important shit like paypal and bankstuff, I use other unique passwords which I've got in my head.
>>70482357
>>70482761
i dont think it was a bar considering they were high school kids. probably just a club or something like a juice lounge
>>70484833
>>70486779
>Cyberdelia was built from scratch in an abandoned indoor swimming pool on the outskirts of London, with the center of the club in the depths of what was the pool. Producer Ralph Winter notes, ‘We never knew why, but the pool was designated an historic landmark, so great care had to be taken not to damage anything and to return it to its original state.’”
>According to the director, Cyberdelia was imagined as a place where hackers could meet up, hang out, exchange information, brag about hacks, and best each other in video games. It has a multi-leveled layout with ramps for those on roller blades and stairs for all the lamers on foot.
>>70484770
>tfw you'll never have a secret file stored on a floppy
What an outstanding, joyous, playful, just plain fun movie. What beautiful atmosphere rewarded with awesome chemistry between characters.
What a slice of time.
>>70487412
Agreed, it's a 10/10 film for me, and encapsulates the nineties better than any other film IMO
>>70486967
sounds better than the fucking coffee shops and juice bars kids hang out nowadays. hell, sounds better than any bar
>>70487609
Well, it encapsulates one aspect of the nineties. I wonder how much of it can be felt by youth of today, I was a teenager in the mid-90s, copied a ton of floppies, so it perhaps rings more bells with me.
>>70487852
My experience, in dealing with my younger brother and his friends, is that as technology has gotten more convenient, they're actually becoming less proficient in stuff like that. There's just no need to, when you can get something good enough with significantly less effort. Why torrent when you can stream? and so on.
>>70487852
I was only a small child when it was released, didn't discover the film until over 10 years after it came out. Even though I don't really remember that period in time, watching Hackers makes me feel fiercely nostalgic for it. Such a comfy fucking movie
>>70487852
Im 21 born '95. When I think of movies that encapsulates the 90's I think of this and Kids. Slacker too I guess. These movies make it very easy to imagine what my life would be like had I been born 10 years earlier.
>>70487619
I've never seen any bar/club/whatever that looks cooler than Cyberdelia, would be awesome as fuck to hang out there
>>70488287
>>70488118
Those are pretty good examples, though I did not watch Slacker. Hell, I even remember the Internet without cultural marxism. Another interesting aspect of Hackers is the juxtaposition between subculture and the (non existing) concept of social networks as we have them today, emphasized through "the man" (represented by Bunk receiving a flood of answers to ad posted under his real name).
>>70487964
they don't have to learn, the macs are aimed at technologically idiotic
>>70488524
>tfw millenials will be the only generation notorious for piracy
I guess, if they really want to pay I ain't gonna stop them.
Movie is terrible. You guys are liking this movie ironically right?
>>70488672
I pity your inability to appreciate A E S T H E T I C
>>70488287
The Bronze from Buffy is another example. I don't know if they still exist but back then all-ages clubs and underage nights were a thing in many cities.
>>70487852
Class of '96 reporting in. Why bother learning how to fuck with a payphone or vending machine or how to climb a drainpipe and pop a second story office window when you can sit at home watching animus on your phone. My brother has two kids under 5 and you put an ipad or iphone in front of them and they will go to town on it.
>>70488672
you are terrible and meant to be enjoyed ironically.
>>70488772
>>70488832
Ok that is all I needed. Thanks.
>>70488672
It's a cult masterpiece
Only people who dislike it are autists who bitch about the lack of realism, and edgy faggots who will hate anything that's remotely silly or tongue-in-cheek. I wonder which you are
>>70488929
/tv/ is a solid 80% fedora numales so I'd guess the first.
Hackers 2 where Dade is now a securites specialist hunting down a new age of hackers when?
>>70489223
FUND IT
>>70489223
Meanwhile, one of his old hacking buddies needs him to go on one last cyberun, to catch a guy who killed his wife.
Fucking Neuromancer movie when??
>>70489223
can it be set it the Hackers cyberpunk universe instead of our current one?
The film ending as Dade opens the door in a warehouse to see 1000+ chinese teenagers chained to their desks cracking bank accounts would be a bit of a bummer.
>>70489536
They're making ghost in the shell movie because its anime related, AKA COMIC CAPESHIT
They will never EVER make a neuromancer movie.
we need more hackerz movie ambiented in the 90's
those hacker flicks from nowadays are shit except Black Hat
>>70482357
>>70482669
>>70483195
>>70486388
I CAN'T BILLY YOU CUT ME TOO DEEP
I THINK I'M DYING HERE MAN
>>70489691
I actually don't understand why /tv/ likes Black Hat. What did it do well?
>>70489223
>How do you know so much about this program Dade?
>...I coded it
AND WHO
ARE YOU
>>70489833
"Some kid named Zero Cool back in the day I read about him"
>>70481342
Computers before 80s: shit
Computers from 90-97: good
Computers from 98-02: ok
Computers from 03-10: shit
Computers from 10-present: good
>>70481342
HACK THE MANLET!
HACK THE MANLET!
THEY'RE TRASHING OUR HEIGHTS MAN
>>70490325
hahahahaha
>>70489223
Youd actually be better off making him become a rebel again as some sort of whistleblower...Think Eric Snowden. Well I guess he could do both
>>70490325
Is that manlet the prag from con-air?
>>70481342
He became a detective
>>70490520
yeah
>>70490474
In the original he combats someone using hacker-skill to perform terrorism for monetary gain. It makes sense that he'd grow up to become an anti-hacker-terrorists guy, protecting a company or some military installations. Him becoming a whistle-blower just makes him a stereotypical hacker.
![Renoly51[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XSWyzLR.jpg "Renoly51[1].jpg")
>>70490325
shout out to michelle pfieff, he would have never gotten into computers if he didnt graduate
>>70490670
How did she reach dem keeds
>>70490637
yea, and? The whole im doing something good by doing something wrong and now must bring everyone down story works. and while they search for him he goes back to zero cool mode
>>70487223
Flash drive, then.
>>70490752
coolio gave them a heart to heart
>>70490325
Is this the same black dude or have I finally caught 4chan faceblindness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
>>70490846
they look nothing alike you racist cracka ass cracka honkey bitch
>>70490767
>Flash drive
>not micro-SD card
It's just not the same, man.
Like you could break into a corporate headquarter and burn their database onto a bluray for some flair, but it's not as cool as those minidiscs everyone always used in the movies.
>>70490877
Welp, time to go outside then.
Angelina Jolie with short hair is GOAT
>>70491041
I just wish she'd go back to when she wasn't anorexic.
MAGIC PEOPLE
VOODOO PEOPLE
THE VOODOO/ WHO DO/ WHAT YOU DON'T DARE DO PEOPLE
>>70481342
u have tred on my domain and must now suffer who r u?
>>70491583
Zero c-
*backspaces*
CRASH OVERRIDE BITTCCCCCCCCCCCH
King of all Hackers comin' through
Step aside, techno-weenies
>>70485573
>tfw this movie will be remade and instead of "zerocool" it will be "zerochill"
>>70491794
2chill
check it.friday
![960[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v68sG1G.jpg "960[1].jpg")
>>70491773
It blew my mind when someone told me he was also the indian guy from Short Circut
>>70492521
>not a casio computer watch
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>70482357
Wtf was that style supposed to be?
>>70491773
The Plague is such a hilarious villain
>>70492696
woah this isnt woodshop class style
>>70492696
>>70482357
(illustration from shadowrun second edition)
this movie is what 4chan would have been like if 9/11 hadn't happened
>>70484770
HACK THE PLAAAAANETTTT
>>70493036
There's no doubt that this is the darkest timeline.
>>70493036
>this movie is what 4chan would have been like if 9/11 hadn't happened
thanks alot jews
>>70492696
>>70492947
The 90s were an incredible time to be alive.
Hackers is for plebs
>>70493307
90's laptops are cool as fuck, are there any modern ones done in that style?
![large_vizuVVoCHgmbqRgKDtI3fEtFTs9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LeJd5jR.jpg "large_vizuVVoCHgmbqRgKDtI3fEtFTs9[1].jpg")
>calling someone a pleb
>posting Anti-Trust
sure thing
>>70493036
pls explain
>>70493650
my nigga
>>70481342
>>70492633
the rapist from sopranos (Lorraine Bracco) is in it too
>>70493654
We could all be a bunch of radicool cyberpunk bros instead of a bunch of burnt out paranoid and depressed products of the war on terror
>>70493621
None in that style. But thinkpads from 2011 and below are the preferred haxor laptops of modern day.
Example: thinkpad 420
>>70492947
Is that Dylan Klebold?
>>70493866
nice dubs
>>70493650
Fuck that movie
And fuck Dan akroid
>>70493650
superior
None are as good as Hackers tho
>>70493650
>setec astronomy
>>70493950
Striking resemblance, but made in 1992
NEVER FEAR
THE PLAGUE
IS HERE
>>70493866
Into the trash we went.
so the aniversay BR sucked?
>>70494347
I own it, it's fine. My only qualm is the lack of bonus features, the retrospective documentary is cool but I was hoping for an audio commentary or two
>>70494069
It's uncanny
>>70494500
what new/different....
audio and visual remastered i guess?
>>70494624
the transfer is really good, not flawless but it looks far better than the DVD. Other than that there's a great hour-long docu called The Keyboard Cowboys, IMO it's worth owning for sure.
>>70494940
>The Keyboard Cowboys
oh shit, is it about the making of the movie? or what? give details. I might watch it tonight if I can find it online.,
>>70494031
>None are as good as Hackers tho
As far as hacking goes, War Games was one of the most accurate Hollywood films.
Even The Matrix is more accurate than Hackers.
>>70495010
>The Keyboard Cowboys: A Look Back at Hackers
>Featuring brand-new interviews with director Ian Softley, cast members Fisher Stevens, Matthew Lillard and Penn Jillette, costume designer Roger Burton, visual effects artist Peter Chiang, hacking consultants Nicholas Jarecki and Emmanuel Goldstein and film critic Mark Kermode
It's awesome
>>70495230
Nice. Something new to watch.
Been on a dry spell lately.
Thanks
>>70495062
Yes, they're all more accurate than Hackers, which is one of the reasons Hackers is the best
Fuck realism
>tfw I missed its 20th anniversary
>>70495432
>he calls himself a fan
you make me sick desu senpai
is the doc. online or available not legally
>>70495883
I can't find it.
It's so hard to find dvd/blu ray special features online.
>>70490764
>works
no, is shit
i would rather he was a jaded it bitch and then get pushed into a world of mad hacker criminality in order to fuck angelina jolie again
ive got this movie on vhs fite me blugay numales
>>70496980
I have it on VHS, Laserdisc, DVD and Blu-ray. What now bitch?
>>70496980
You realize Dade Murphy & crew would think you were a techno-weenie right?
They were all about the cutting edge of technology. Getting every last mb of ram as it was available.
Acid Burn would not fuck you for using VHS over bluray
>>70495883
>>70496036
You could always just shell out the money for it
>>70497314
I don't even own a bluray player.
Great movie Jolie in her prime physique
>>70497126
If you really have it on LD thats awesome. I have a menial LD collection of 5 discs and have yet to find a player at a thrift store, maybe if I had something I really wanted to watch I would get one on ebay but fuck that rn.
>>70497127
>Implying they wouldn't have huge nostalgia hard-ons for 90's tech.
Doubt they cared about dumb entertainment formats anyway.
this movie was pretty embarrassing to watch. it was too 90s
>>70497617
I bought mine from my stepdad for $40, since then I've been collecting LDs, I love 90's tech. So far I've amassed about 30 or so.
I hate VHS though, they're unwatchable now IMO. Even nostalgia can't overcome that shitty quality along with pan-and-scan.
>>70497990
>too 90s
>implying this is a bad thing
>>70497314
no BR m8
>>70498266
Pan and scan really ruins a lot of flicks but if youre collecting anything that wasnt released in theaters it doesn't matter that much. I've got around 200 tapes but I'd say only 20 of them were released in theaters in the first place and i dont think any of them are really ruined by pan and scan. The worst I have personally is maybe Akira but anime tapes are rad/rare anyway so whatever
>>70485498
thats what hackers were like in the 90s though.
Source: I was a 90s hacker
so is anyone going to set up a stream of this
Step aside kids, I'm posting true kino
>>70499047
has already been posted sperg
>>70493504
Lmao this one was actually advised by linux guys. And it was really obviously Vancouver.
>>70493504
>The film won both the Golden Goblet for "Best Feature Film" and "Best Director" for Howitt at the 2001 Shanghai International Film Festival.
K-kino?
bzip bzip
>>70485727
>yfw he meant his ass
>>70498637
>>70497381
>2016
>no BR player
>>70493307
>4oz video camera
Go on...
>>70492696
90s style cyberpunk
>>70497411
>>70502811
>ywn have all out hacking battle with prime Angelina where you get a date with her whether you win or lose
>>70503617
blow me
>>70503695
thank you!
>ywn free joey
>>70502330
I havent purchased a movie since 2004
who /keyboardcowboy/ here
>>70503617
>a dress
>>70482761
ONCE UPON A TIME
EVERY RESTAURANT HAD A SMOKING SECTION
>when angelina jolie bursts through the door and pulls her tits out
9 year old me was never happier
>there is no right and wrong there is only fun and boring
what did the keyboard cowboy mean by this
this movie made me want to buy rollerblades
All these replies and no one yet to post some tits.
>>70505512
She only shows them for a split second, there's a slow-mo version but I'm too lazy to find it
>>70505655
God speed, anon.
>>70505353
I had rollerblades. expensive ones.
they were fun if you knew what you were doing.
I used to be be able to haul ass going backwards and shit. I used to get called a fruitboarder and faggot though.
rollerblading was never cool, besides beach babes riding them in cali.
If I had a do-over, I definitely would have been a skateboarder. Bug I tried to pull off a simple ollie on my friends skateboard, and couldnt fucking do it, so i gave up.
>you'll never phone phreak and call Japan 4am for free
jdimsa
>hackers finally released as bluray
>stereo
so not schway
>ywn be as Alpha as The Plague
>>70505973
>hmm thats strange.
>i don't recall hiring a nigger
>*honks girls ass*
>>70505655
not gonna lie, rubbed out more than one to this scene when I was a teen.
>>70494165
>never fear, I is here
>>70506448
I stand corrected
>UGH, HARD COPY
>>70505973
This is one of my favorite scenes. Like they have some sort of near Highlander moment where they sense each others power level.
>>70483195
>I'm the one in the stall
>>70490319
consoles 1966 - 1997 shit
goldeneye n64 okay
g64 - present. shit
>>70482357
Was Matthew Lillard the coolest motherfucker alive in the 90's?
>>70506926
until he shot up that dark knight rises cinema
>>70503617
>prime fat perky Jolie tits
my word
>>70506926
he was only cool in hackers.
he's a nerd in everything else
>>70489646
Oh, you are so wrong, m8. We're on the 80's nostalgia phase right now, but next decade will see Hollywood mining the 90's. An Neuromancer was a hughe part of that.
>>70506776
oh god I never noticed that
>>70482669
i swear every movie that is vaugely cyperpunk / 90s counter culture has a shot with a mannequin with a bunch of random shit on it.
>>70507184
90'shit push has already started in the background m80
>>70506926
poser tbH
>>70502330
the fuck would you need that for if you have a usb-port on you tv?
>>70506604
That's a real thing amongst badasses. Call it a digital warrior's spirit but you can sense when other people are "on".
>>70485498
>2015
>not 2008
>>70503617
Angelina was incredible in her prime.
How the mighty have fallen.
>>70506926
The opposite really.
Brad Pitt had that title for most of the decade.
>RISC architecture is gonna change everything
>It did change everything
wew
>>70506989
He was alright in scream.
>>70481342
Trashing this planet, with no rights.
>>70485498
>"hackers of the world unite"
literally a riff on marx's "workers of the world unite".
>cultural marxist
let me guess the next word would be sjw
>sjw
whelp
>>70509354
hackers of the world unite isn't on the manifesto, it's just some shit they added into the movie
>>70481342
this movie became a meme just because that mod stickied it that one time
i was there
who /oldfag/ here?
>>70492737
>Fuck you
>Thank you
best line of the movie. when somebody says fuck you to me I always say thank you, kek
>>70502811
she was mad hot in this movie. i fapped to the scene where she unzips her jacket a million times. also that one shot from above where she's wearing the see through vest. you could fap to anything when you were 13 and broadband porn wasnt a thing, kek
>>70506989
Burned that coal in Wing Commander. Sadly, I think Freddie Prinze Jr. getting married was probably the death knell of Lillard's career.
>>70511547
He was alright in pic related andpool boys
>>70511738
Fuck
>>70511738
Thirteen Ghosts was like the last thing he was truly good in. I wish he'd get the JUST treatment a'la James Spader and helm a badass TV series and regain some glory.
>>70481342
/v/ here. Was this movie the inspiration for Jet Set Radio? No one ever talks about the similarities. I stumbled on the movie one day. Somewhere in the middle. And these rebellious youths are rollerblading, evading the police and acting like vandals.
It was such an "oh shit!" moment, as a fan of the game.
>>70486967
>multileveled layout with ramps
Sounds fucking exhausting, what kind of dumbass hacks and skates
>>70511765
>is in Twin Peaks reboot
>is in Bosch
>was in The Bridge
could be worse
>>70511840
Sorry anon, never played it, no idea.
>>70511990
Here's a little sample of the game. It was a 2 game series that came out in the late 90s/early 00s. Just replace hacking with grafitti, and it's essentially the same concept.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hqK9GM3oBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuuMefYN23c
As a fan of the game, I feel like this Hackers should have been talked about as being inspiration for the games. But no one ever brings it up. I don't know, maybe it's just a massive coincidence.
>>70512276
Entirely possible I guess.
this was an god awful movie
hated every character especially that Scooby Doo guy
he is fucking terrible
>>70512659
you're an awful movie
