The fellowship of the frogs edition
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Azor Jon
Daily reminder to shoo away frogposters
>>70477760
How hairy is she? Any armpit pics?
ACCEPT IT
>>70477760
/melancholia/
Septa Unella
>>70477946
Dumb fredposter
I love Jewish women
>>70477760
Is bran a mary sue?
any leaks yet?
>>70479320kevan, pycelle, and lancel are the deaths in this episode
>>70478056
Don't we all
WE
>>70477760
>its a TULLY episode
>>70479439
What else? don't be shy, anon
>>70479320
We know Dorne appears again in ep10
Promise me , jaqen
>martel
death
>tully
blackfish and edmure are going to get fucked tonight
>baratheon
only one bastard left on a boat
>tyrrel
they are going to burn together with the sparrows
>lannisters
tommen wont fly so good
jamie will kill cersei after she burns kings landing
and uncle kevan is already death in the books, killed by varys, it probably wont take long in the show.
>starks
rickon will get a bolt in the back
the rest isnt so clear.
>Arryn
only one retarded kid left, littefinger already has a dagger with his name on it probably.
>boltons&freys
will get eaten by dogs
By the end of this show there wont be any great house left.
>>70479530
What are they going to do? Appear outside of Highgarden, Storms End, or Oldtown with an army?
>>70479504
WUZ
>>70479528I'd help her if 5 are too much for her
>>70479374
They can edit shit to where they look nice anyway though. She was like really, really sweet to me and my wife. I know she was an actress doing a publicity stunt but she was so cool to us that I just can't believe she's not like that all the time.
Tell me about Dayne! Why does he wear the mask?
>>70479578
>stabs u in the back
pssh, nothing personnel
>>70479598
KANGZ
>>70479605
No way they're letting you suck their dick though
>>70479593
rickon is getting flayed and displayed in front of winterfell as a welcome to jon and sansa. it has practically been confirmed.
>>70479578
Lewd
>>70479528
My playthrough was entirely based on doing whatever it took to get into Gwyn's pants
And it didn't even happen :(
>>70477887
YOu could have put some effort in
>>70479687
<3 Waif-u
>tfw 150 word essay due tomorrow bu I want to shitpost on /got/ until the show tarts
>>70479652
I want Maisie to be my gf and Faye to beat us together.
>>70479699
she's basically sucking asher's dick during the ep of ep6 if you agree to marry her and don't go against the plan
Who here excited to see some fish getting freyd tonight?
>>70479483
Pretty impressive Pycelle made it this far desu
do ppl still look forward to this shit or are they just in it for the meme potential?
>>70479752
>tfw they ruined your magnum opus
>>70478056
who is that qt patootie
>>70477760
>thinking of all those non-britsl usting after one of our lasses
Seven kingdoms won't fill the hole I'll punch through your foreigner chests!
who's ready for punished arya?
>>70479505
>>70479747
>S1 map
for what purpose
Tunnel snakes rule.
>>70479747
> Space and location means anything in the show
>>70479752
>That iron throne on the left
>>70479752
I love this pic. actual idea vs. shit tier watered down show
>>70479752
>haha yeah lets create a 10k kilo throne of swords to impress le epik asoiaf fans xd
this is why people like you have to fucking hang yourselves
>>70479747
Wait a minute, didn't the show try to say that Martells hate Lannisters? Shit man their regions aren't even connected
>>70479663Maybe I'll just keep them hard till she finishes off the others
>>70479778
For $50m I'd let HBO ruin my magnum opus too. Hell, they could ruin my anus as well while they're at it.
>>70479752
The book throne is stupid tho
>>70479786
sure I guess if the ppl running this show actually knew what they were doing
She's got a claim. She should be the rightful ruler if Rickon's dead and Bran's missing.
Why is she giving away her position to a bastard?
>>70479747
>north
>no flayed man
>riverlands
>no twins
>dorne
>no sneks
>iron isles
>no crow's eye
>>70479773
Its most about the memes and reaction vids for me now.
>>70479778
>TFW you ruined it yourself because you are a lazy fatfuck
>>70479852
They hate them in the books too, Tywin had Elia Martell and her children killed
>>70479752
hang yourself
![evangelist_st[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ErLmEoX.jpg "evangelist_st[1].jpg")
>>70477760
she looks like a fucking old man that owns a bookshop.
>>70478009
>>70479868
>Hell, they could ruin my anus as well while they're at it.
kek
>>70479862
I don't think they're into men anon
>>70479752
lol it costs nothing to draw a fucking picture or write a description on a paper. It'd cost a lot of money, time and effort to make it actually happen. Fucking ignorant biased cucks.
>>70479852
They historically hate the Reach, they don't like the Lannisters recently because of their role in the death of Elia
Who are the IRL Freefolk?
>>70479594
Absolutely no idea, considering how much D&D have destroyed the storyline and them appearing in only 2 episodes.
>>70479929
slavs
>>70479778
>prefers to talk about salad dressings than his """"""""""""magnum opus"""""""""""""
>>70479785
I just realized King Robert is GRRM's self insert
>Once great and amazing
>Adored
>Became popular
>Became fat and lazy
>Does nothing but indulge
>Doesn't even do his job
GRRM is an expert foreshadower
>>70479773
They show died with the death of Joffery. From then it is about the memes 100%
>>70479877
she is going to be that bastards wife and queen.
>>70479824
>>70479834
>>70479870
>showfags getting upset
too bad its suppose to be mad from Aegons enemies swords. Not some plasticknifes.
>>70479868
benioff could ruin my anus for $0.50 tbhfam
>>70479929
Celts
>>70479929
Those Picts who told the Romans to fuck off.
>>70479752
book throne couldn't be edgier
i bet you post on pokemon rom hack forums too, teencuck
>>70479752
the throne is supposed to be forged using dragon fire, it should be just blades, the hilts, including guards and pommels would have fell off.
>>70479951
P O T T E R Y
Also, Arya's direwolf Nymeria is still alive. Where is it?
>>70479778
Naw he spent so long writing it, he became a lucas tier hack and ruined it himself. Whatever muse he had in his younger days died over the years.
>>70479968
Wow dude, you have a basic knowledge of the series, impressive
>>70479752
that's retarded
what if the king tripped and feel down the stairs?
>>70479852
such a simple minded showfag
What the fuck was his fucking problem?
>>70479687
shit I just noticed you can see her nip.
wtf? does she not give a fuck?
I fucking love her
>>70479886
Is there any author that managed to write some huge novel series in a respectable amount of time?
>>70479968
if you legit think that they shouldve re-created that book throne and straight up have to kill yourself and posting book vs show pics you make for every single event still doesnt change that you are aspie level autistic and have to end yourself right fucking now
mfw not even a showfag kys
>>70479916
How can I be a man if I'm a handmaiden ...
>>70477887
3/10
>>70480009
In the books she leads a gigantic wolf pack that is ravaging Lannister armies in the South.
Showrunners said we'd get some Nymeria this ssn.
>>70479578
I can certaintly promise you i'll be jackin'
>>70480049
Nobody had any intention of him becoming king.
It was all a Blackfyre ruse.
>>70480052
Is that the face of someone who looks like they give a fuck?
>>70480059
Rowling.
>>70480078
Would be too easy if you were a maid tho
>>70480049
He was a cuck for his own sister.
>>70480049
he had a shitty sister
>>70480023
what if the king is just going down any stairs in Kingslanding, trip and fall down on one of his kingsguard sword?
#banallstairs
>>70480059
I don't think so.
He should have gone with his orginal plan of having a trilogy instead of 7 books.
>>70480113
Bran Meera where
>>70479968
D-d-Dabid what if we make these THENNS like VARY spooky and EVIL they will also be BALD
>>70480113
>blond ygritte
lol?
Bookfags still ignorant of the fact their guru no longer gives any fucks about their object of obsession. Such retards
>>70479594
Dorne is a region m8, not a house, that's like saying the North will appear in King's Landing.
>>70480113
cute
>>70480023
>>70480022
>>70479997
>>70479996
>>70479924
>>70479889
>>70479870
>>70479834
>>70479824
>These mad showcucks getting mad defending their plastic chair
>>70480119
Truly the patrician author
>>70480059
Tolkine, Tolken, Tolkun. I forget his name, but there was a dude
>>70480123
I don't know then, guess I'll j-just quietly sit in the corner and wait for them to finish
>>70480059
>>70480119
Stephen King did it with the Dark Tower series.
Although SK can shit out nooks like nobody else.
>>70480113
dope
>>70480049
He struck a deal with a horse fucking barbarian retard who didn't fullfill his part of the deal, and actually murdered him disregarding guest rights like the uncultured swine he is
Based Viserys did nothing wrong
>>70480200
What? The Dark Tower took 22 years.
>>70480195
Don't be passive that's boring
>>70480196
my sides
>>70480113
>romanticizing drogo & dany
that bitch had a severe case of stockholm syndrome
>>70480205
>Based Viserys did nothing wrong
>this is what nu-males who relate to his faggotry actually believe
>>70480196
The people and Bernie have had enough war for the time being.
>>70480200
LOL what? I'm a huge Dark Tower fan and those waits were BRUTAL. Every bit as bad as George at getting around to writing that stuff. It may have been worse because King just kept putting out different books that weren't DK constantly. That shit was awful.
>>70480153
Or just stuck with the five year gap he planned.
Cersei wrapped her arms about his neck. "I would not want it said I made a liar of you," she whispered in a husky voice. "Give me an hour, and meet me in my bedchamber."
"We waited long enough." He thrust his fingers inside the bodice of her gown and yanked, and the silk parted with a ripping sound so loud that Cersei was afraid that half of the Red Keep must have heard it. "Take off the rest before I tear that too," he said. "You can keep the crown on. I like you in the crown."
>>70480118
just makes me love her even more
>tfw she'll never beat you to death
>>70480185
Are you mad anon
>>70480118
true.
but she looks so bumbly and cute in interviews
GURM is a lazy fat slob who has been raping his own story for more than a decade now. Deal with it bookfags
>>70480258
You have no idea what nu-male means you stupid cuck
>>70479951
Sam is his self insert you dumb fuck
>>70479968
>not from plasticknifes
it's a prop autist neckbeard, do you expect them to create a real throne out of real swords for your autistic imaginations?
>>70480200
>Stephen King did it with the Dark Tower series.
>34 years
Right...
>>70480274
this
How did white walkers not catch up to them after hodor and why were there only like 10 of them at first when Benjen is there? I mean i think they could have caught up to them pretty damn fast
>>70480324
>defends Viserys the ultimate cuck
>calls others cuck
>>70480330
Wind Through the Keyhole doesn't count, you pleb
>>70480177
Yeah but the SNEKS are obviously what were going to be seeing considering show watchers know about no other houses down there
So what are the SNEKS going to do this time?
>>70480239
Well what else can I actively do if they won't let me touch them ...
>>70480072
>kys
negro language.
>>70480185
>being this buttblasted
>>70480290
"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."
>>70480258
Yes selling your sister to savages for an army to go to war is such a nu-male thing to do.
>>70480274
GRRM is one of those loudmouth atheists.
He's not going to portray a religious figure as a bringer of peace.
>>70480357
What's wrong with Wind Through the Keyhole? I don't count it was part of the giant wait but I thought it was a decent book for sure.
>>70480335
Did the High Sparrow have those things made already just waiting for Tommen to convert?
>>70480363
No idea
>>70480349
they don't give a shit about bran and frogfu
they wanted to kill tree man and his elves
>>70480326
But Sam is actually trying to better himself and be useful. He also has a woman that loves him for him.
Also GRRM's a bit of a cunt to the people that like him. I really don't see any connection... maybe not sending the ravens and being fat but that's it. GRRM's father didn't like him?
>>70480394
>religious figure as a bringer of peace.
NEver been one.
Guys I have a theory, let me know what you think.
R + L = J & R
Jon Snow has an unidentical twin—Ramsey Bolton.
Ramsey Bolton used to be Ramsey Snow. Jon Snow shares the same name, and they are both about the same age.
What if Ramsey is the prince that was promised?
>>70480355
go suck horse dick you little faggot
>>70480333
>that greyjoy fucking tree
Made by dumb faggots for dumb faggots?
>>70480429
fuck off cunt
this is my episode
>>70480196
>3 are not queens
>>70480324
>Sold his sister, who traditionally he should be fucking, off to a bigger blacker bull
>Follows Drogo around whilst Dany gets railed by the bull
>Eventually the bull gets fed up and kills the beta fag.
>>70480124
P.I.M.P
>>70480377
>not posting the superior image
>>70480414
Oh I see.. I figured since they knew of bran they'd slay him. But oh well. Meera is a beast
>>70480250
How so?
Drogo was actually pretty kind and "normal" towards her? He was only le ebin badass in front of his men.
>>70480394
faith militant was bastardized on the show anyway
Cast him.
>>70480023
Such pleb taste lul
>>70480401
I believe they are the show version of ''The Warrior's Sons''
>>70480185
You're mad
>>70480491
HS is better in the show
>>70480113
>Tyrion and Shae
>>70480487
she was like 12 and he forces himself on her
>>70480461
DELET THIS
>>70479578
Waif = Waifu
>>70480504
Easy
jorah mormont
>>70480454
Yes this is the episode you get freyd you tully fucking shit
>>70480509
The best redhead on the show.
This episode is gonna be complete shit I bet
HE WILL DESTROYS OUR WORLD
HE IS SECRETLY
>>70480419
Sam is how George views himself.
Fatass who's actually competent
>>70480434
Every bastards last name in the north is Snow
>>70480537
HS is, not anything else about the faith
>>70480551
Sorry Cersei
I hope Edmure dies is this episode
Fucking cuck can't do anything right
MONFORD
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Nordfags please upload the episode to Mega or something i cant take it anymoREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70480377
>>70480461
She sure got one over on him
>>70480580
Wow and I always thought I had an ego
>>70480575
>The hound appears again
>Shit
>>70480616
It's not out yet
give me tHE LEAAAAAAAAAKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70480406
Welp, such is the life of a boring handmaiden I guess
>>70480504
darios mysevensons
i ride the dragon but can't pay the alimony baby
Viserys just might be the biggest loser cuck of this series
I can't think of a single thing he did RIGHT
>>70480357
Ok, fella.
Take your book VII, open the last chapter withRonald entering the tower and getting in a time loop, go to the END of it, just after"The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed."and read what is written below.You fucking dumb mongol.
>>70480612
keck
>>70480624
Cersei is a special kind of retard
>>70480616
we aint got shit
>>70480542
I'm currently re-reading the first book for the third time, and I can tell you he never forced himself on her.
Not even in the show really. I mean sure she was a crybabby the first time they had sex, but she came to enjoy it. In the books the foreplay lasted like an hour just so she wouldn't be so scared.
frogfu!
Based Blackfish
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>>70480612
The best part is when Preston asked him about the theory that underpins his entire understanding of the books and George just started talking about salad dressing.
>>70480667
Viserys did nothing wrong
>>70480685
Why?
>>70478056
>I love Jewish women
Are non Jews allowed to marry Jewish women
>>70480612
>arya on the nametags
BESTGIRL
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>>70480612
kek
>>70480539
true love
>>70480703
sad that he will die
>>70480654
It wont, snowniggers are HBO shills that want us to see it at theyr ppv channel (tm)
>>70480704
>Preston: I've read Dream Song and you had another thing about the path less taken?
>GURM: I don't know, it's dressing, I was thinking of putting it on the salad.
>Then George began having a conversation about salad dressings with someone else at the table.
I'M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP LADS
>>70480357
Maybe not. I didn't have to wait to read the series thank god, but I know there were gigantic leaps between some of the books. Come on man, don't downplay that.
Why is Littlecuck such a bad character
>>70480114
ask this to martells.
>>70480751
Bro, I'd cuck myself for that
He's one gorgeous man
no homo
>>70480719
No
Fuck off you filthy goy animal
>>70480756
he's gone fucking senile
>>70480756
Did they fug?
>>70480667
>the biggest loser cuck of this series
that would be theon
>>70480713
Take this scene for example, he almost attacks his defenseless little sister and then gets humiliated by the horsefuckers
What a pathetic fag
>>70480576
secretly a Blackfyre fucking shit
>>70480662
What do you do once they came and left?
>Arya
>Kelly C
Both of these arcs are complete shit and I skip them, both are women, coincidence?
>>70480667
fack off
>housing on the bridges when there's inhabitable land on the coast
what did they mean by this?
>>70480756
I think George was just trying to ignore the psycho by that point. Preston "accidentally" being at the wrong table grilling him before George sat down at his table so he could grill him on crazy shit some more could not have helped. I bet Preston came off really weird.
>>70480808
Both are shit actors
>>70480114
Yes they had. Varys and Illyrio clearly thought that drogo would invade after Dany's baby was born.
>>70480756
Is he gonna marry Shae?
Is she really going to be the one in charge of his estate once he dies?
This is the darkest timeline
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DytL8fXMEaA
Do you think DABIB will ever do shit with passion anymore
>>70480793
Of course, how do you think she got into the show in the first place?
>>70480798
how is theon a cuck?
>>70480696
oh okay
still a pretty fucked up relationship tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you family)
>>70480612
To be fair you're never supposed to meet your heroes.
>>70480822
No land rights
>>70480822
it's more fun to shit in the river
>>70480822
A E S T H E T I C S
>>70480865
He literally lost his dick
>>70480867
Maybe for a westerner in the last ~100 years
for everyone else? standard affair
>>70480756
all conversations in GOT need to end like that. some one needs to just start talking about salad dressing or nachos or something food related for no reason
>>70480808
>yfw Arya ends up killing everyone in Westeros and creates a new Utopia of Stronk Wimmin alongside Salsa, Danny and Sneks
