Shade of the evening edition
>>70460912
Can I have a moment of your time to talk about /Highgarden/
>>70464002
Jon The White Walker.
>>70464002
Reminder
R + L = 3 dragon eggs.
She died laying them.
>>70464036
>pancake tits
what a shame
>>70464036
more like
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70464045
>implying anyone here would hesitate for a second if Natalie Dormer said she wanted your dong
Who should win Cleganebowl? How should it go down?
VALYRIAN
STEEL
ARMOR
What should Lord Petyr Baelish do now, anons?
Do i pledge loyalty to the one true king and smash the young wolf at the north before he goes south?
Do i smash the usurper in Dragon Stone?
/got/ decides.don't fuck my game up senpai
>>70464074
The story arc makes the most sense if Sandor wins, or at least if they both die.
>>70463700
they ensure it
>>70464086
Stannis
>>70464074
I honestly don't think it happens this season. He'll come back tonight and do something cool, but he won't get to KL this season.
>>70464002
>there was only one Warlock in the whole of Qarth
![2015-10-22_813Robert-Baratheon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OPQbeky.jpg "2015-10-22_813Robert-Baratheon[1].jpg")
>cucked by Rhaegar, Jaime and Lancel at least
>raised another man's children
>cucked his own lineage by never questioning why his sons were wimpy blonde faggots
>>70464075
How the fuck is that even a thing why is this man such a mary sue why did I even read these books the shows not much better but at least I can see the tits why didn't I get into The Walking Dead instead
>>70464086
Fucking forgot the image for fucks sake.
>>70464002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BYbHiGCrNr
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>70464086
When did the one true king lose Dragonstone?
>>70464045
But pancake tits are glorious
>>70464002
>We won't this guy hanging from the ceiling on the Silence with no legs murmuring "Pree...Pree"
>>70464110
but
>fucked more women than I've met
>tfw you will never watch Game of Thrones with The Normies
Why even live?
>>70464104
Regardless, what do you want to see from it if and when it happens?
>>70464071
yarp
>>70464141
fuck off
>>70464067
stop
>PROMISE ME, BREAD
>>70464141
POO
>>70464104
yeah everyone going on about it seems to believe its happening this season.
But its frankly impossible there is barely any time to even show him as the gravedigger at this point so if it does happen (still skeptical tbqh) it will be next season at best
>>70464110
He should have legitimized his bastards on his deathbed like Aegon IV just to fuck with the Lannisters
>>70464119
4channess transcends gender I guess.
>>70464117
>Playing ASOIAF in fucking Civ
>Not playing the CKII mod
Maximum plebeian
>>70464110
>>cucked his own lineage by never questioning why his sons were wimpy blonde faggots
he just didn't give a shit desu
his rebellion was literally just to get her girl back. He ended up on the throne because someone had to in the end.
>>70464141
That guy on the right is just waiting to get home to shitpost on the /got/ general
>>70464141
is that guy on the right ok?
>>70464141
Coal burner at the back right
>>70464141
>hey let's record ourselves watching something, then upload it on the internet
this is apparently "normie" behavior.
>>70464056
I don't really like white beer but I want to start drinking it now.
>>70464140
>implying it's alpha to fuck lots of women when you're literally the king
>wife's sons
>>70464197
>his rebellion was literally just to get her girl back. He ended up on the throne because someone had to in the end.
lmao Jon Arryn had that shit planned for years
>>70464141
they only regular person i son the right
>watching interviews with Rose Leslie being posh and adorable
>fall in love with her
help bros this isn't fucking FAIR
>>70464067
And you're never first anyway.
>>70464233
It's okay as long as you're making her say
>my husband's daughters
>>70464141
Blondie was dating a white guy last season
is that valyrian steel armor shit in the GRRM released chapters or is this fanfiction
please tell me its fanfiction
>>70464122
TO STAR IN THE EPISODES THAT SUCK ASS
>>70464141
why the fuck are they crying?
>>70464175
kek
>>70464267
Not the same girl
>>70464285
It'snot
>>70464141
>inloo
>>70464277
>>70464196
>>70464126
radposting for today's episode, eh?
>>70464169
>>70464263
>>70464285
why valyrian steel armor shouldnt be a thing?
>>70464141
POO IN MTV
>>70464318
>>70464190
>Playing boring games with no appeal instead of GOAT games.
Who's the pleb again fag?
>>70464067
muh
>>70464356
>>70464250Reading the scene in the book where Jon finds her dead made me wish it hadn't happened and they'd be together forever.It's the only romance in the series I actually cared about.
>>70464356
>DUDE COMIC RELIEF LMAO
Why did (((D&D))) ruin Edmure and Mace?
If there's a studio that can do ASOIAF justice, it's CDProjekt.
Give them the rights. A billion budget. 5 years of development.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M67jtFJRCm
guys... I mean... in my opinion the show completely misses the point of the books. the show revels in violence, pointless shock-value scenes, "badass" characters... this is not what Geroge was trying to say here
>>70464285
>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence, clad in a suit of black scale armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easily as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold, and gleamed and shimmered when they moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal, whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols folded into the steel.
>Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known 400 years ago, in the days before the Doom, but even then, they would’ve cost a kingdom.
>Euron did not lie. He has been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.
>>70464393
Anon, please, you need a real domme, this obsession isn't healthy. You need to actualize.
>>70464403
It had to be adapted so the normies would find it palatable.
>>70464285
https://angrygotfan.com/2016/05/29/the-winds-of-winter-the-forsaken/
>>70464141
The one Indian girl is pretty cute, but she's pretending to care too hard. Also the entire concept of recording yourself watching a TV show is fucking ridiculous. I'm continually amazed at how weird and narcissistic culture is becoming-- I guess this impulse has probably always been there for a certain segment of the population, but social media makes it into full blown cancer.
>>70464285
He's gone full sonic OC. Euron "Cold Valyrian Steel" Greyjoy
Why is book Euron so fucking based?
It shouldn't be possible.
>>70464368
>>>/gif/8670560
>>>/gif/8670565
>>>/gif/8670574
>>>/gif/8671088
>>70464141
genocide pooinloos pls chinks or ome shit just nuke these roaches off the face of the earth.
>>70464478
how many shekkels per year do i need to make to acquire this jewfu?
>>70464507
They're Americans
>>70464521
that used to mean something
>>70464521
make america pooinloo free again
>>70464473
It's because he's mad
He actually went to Valyria the absolute madman
>>70464190
does aegon start out with a different religion? I thought he was of the seven
>>70464549
>>70464572
How about you make america americafree again?
;)
>>70464478
If you could both Red Priestesses in their young forms for an entire night but had to wake up to two ancient old ladies, would you?
The show's gonna end with Daenerys getting to Westeros with her many armies just in time to fight the White Walkers alongside Jon, isn't it.
>>70464216
It's almost like you don't know that they were called something else before and then /got/ raided them and they took it in stride and called them selves the normies to spite /got/
Euron grabbed a handful of the priest’s tangled black hair, pulled his head back, and lifted the wine cup to his lips. But what flowed into his mouth was not wine. It was thick and viscous, with a taste that seemed to change with every swallow. Now bitter, now sour, now sweet. When Aeron tried to spit it out, his brother tightened his grip and forced more down his throat.
“That’s it, priest. Gulp it down. The wine of the warlocks, sweeter than your seawater, with more truth in it than all the gods of earth.”
“I curse you,” Aeron said, when the cup was empty. Liquor dripped from down his chin into his long, black beard.
“If I had the tongue of every man who cursed me, I could make a cloak of them.”
Aeron hawked and spat. The spittle struck his brother’s cheek and hung there, blue-black, glistening. Euron flicked it off his face with a forefinger, then licked the finger clean.
How the fuck did Euron even manage to find shit amongst the ruins of Valyria? Wouldn't he have suffocated on the filthy smoky air? Isn't there poisonous gases all over the place?
>>70464662
I analayzed episose 5 and 2 and I think euron is evil , I don't think he is doing it for the iron islands or for the greter good , he does it for is evil plan , and he is a evil guy , he tries to be funny and look good in front of is people but he serves dark forces , I can't wait to see more about him
>>70464365
You.
Just because you are too stupid to understand something doesn't mean it doesn't have appeal.
>>70464647
yes
yes I would
>>70464680
no one knows what is going on in valyria. tyrion sees it in the distance on his way to essos and it's just a red glowy haze
>>70464647
that's like an accelerated lifelong relationship. so maybe
>>70464141
who's the faggot on the far right? he's the only one who isn't putting on an act, kudos to him
He mocks me and he mocks the god. Kinslayer. Blasphemer. Demon in human skin.
That night he prayed for his brother’s death.
It was in the second dungeon that the other holy men began to appear to share his torments.
Three wore the robes of septons of the green lands, and one the red raiment of a priest of R’hllor. The last was hardly recognizable as a man. Both his hands had been burned down to the bone, and his face was a charred and blackened horror where two blind eyes moved sightlessly above the cracked cheeks dripping pus. He was dead within hours of being shackled to the wall, but the mutes left his body there to ripen for three days afterwards.
Last were two warlocks of the east, with flesh as white as mushrooms, and lips the purplish-blue of a bad bruise, all so gaunt and starved that only skin and bones remained. One had lost his legs. The mutes hung him from a rafter. “Pree,” he cried as he swung back and forth. “Pree, Pree!”
>>70464735
he's the only one that gets to stay after november
>>70464680
>How the fuck did Euron even manage to find shit amongst the ruins of Valyria?
He didn't. Why aren't you taking an attitude of healthy skepticism like Rodrik Harlaw, who managed to upset Euron quite a bit with two very simple words?
>>70464799
I'm pretty sure he has been to Valyria
>>70464799
How'd he manage to do that again? I forget
Also checkd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06voCUM4IBA
who /maturemen/ here?
FAMILY
DUTY
WAVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv0x_49PLDg
>>70464846
change the subject already, these are getting stale
>>70464885
Really? There are people who are into Varys?
>>70464885
>no yoren
>>70464885
Are women / gays actually attracted to Conleth? I can at least understand the others, to some degree.
>>70464885
why are there no sexy mature ladies on the show?
>>70464680
Based rune/glyph spellshields protected him.. duhh
>>70464119
>>70464393
>>70464846
Mate, come on. Get help.
>>70464387
>why did D&D ruin Edmure
you do realize that they fucking evolved him right? stop baiting fucking dabid cunt
showEdmure shits on every book character there is
>>70464738
>Now_that's_what_I_call_edgy.jpg
>>70464576
>tfw will never see Valyria
>tfw will never see Asshai
>tfw will never see Sothoryos
>tfw will never see the Fife Forts
I just want a Lomas Longstrider style adventure miniseries...
>>70464921
he still has all his parts in real life
>>70464952
STILL a better Euron than what we got.
>>70464403
>LOL LE EPIK I QUOTE SOMEBODY ELSES VIDEO
promise me mommy
>>70464929
Melisandre, Cersei, Lady Crane, Sam's mom. All over 40.
>>70464846
do meera next
>>70464966
big cock euron > mary sue anime euron
kys
>>70464970
was I better than daddy mommy?
>>70464915
>>70464921
there must be someone... i think i saw someone saying they liked him in this thread
>>70464224
>implying there's beer in that bottle
>>70464002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAQV8iXn4G
>>70464071
Thoros......? the fuck u doin ere
>>70464953
I hope we'll see Valyria at some point, but it's good that there are a lot of mysterious places. Planetos wouldn't be as interesting if it wasn't mysterious.
>>70464959
>do you lie awake at night, fearing my 'stache?
>>70464987
I like book Euron better simply because it's very entertaining knowing that a 67 year old man wrote him.
>>70464929
u wot
Cersei, Catelyn, Melisandre...
>>70464967
ummm... u mad bro? it's my opinon
>>70464970
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>70465041
fuck off reddit
>>70465005
what did she mean by this?
>>70464959
W E W
E
W
>>70464970
cover the e10 spoilers plz
What would GoT look like if they had modern tech?
>>70464984
>Lady Crane
Only because being a rigid as fuck nun adds 2 points.
>>70464970
>>70465044
>>70465071
Olenna poisons them both and Gregor Clegane kills her after it
>>70465079
Like everything we have right now?
It would probably look like some shit ABC/Showtime/Fox show no one watches.
>>70465079
it'd look modern you twat
>>70464970
please tell me that's cersei next to him
Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?
>>70465086
You're thinking of Septa Unella.
>>70465129
it is
>>70465079
It wouldn't exist
the introduction of modern tech would radically change the system of government at the very least and more probably the lives of everyone on the continent
So it'd be a show about people who are descendants of ancient nobility
>>70465086
You're thinking of Septa Unella, Lady Crane is the actress who plays Cersei that Arya was assigned to kill.
>>70464992
>Gregor
>>70465044
>>70465071
>>70465118
>>70465129
fucking redditors lmao
>>70464600
He starts with the Valyrian faith, but has to convert to the Faith when conquering Oldtown. The High Septon at the Starry Sept in Oldtown will officially crown you for it.
>>70465152
Explain how modern technology is incompatible with feudalism.
>>70465153
>>70465145
o
Well then yeah, she's a total milf, I wish I was the dwarf.
>>70465154
call me a redditor one more time and youre dead kid
>>70464929
Septa Unella, for one. I'd let her shame me any day.
>>70465186
Damn, now I want to be Cersei in that scene even more.
Fucking when
>>70465005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ICzoYj1CJ
>>70464056
That's shit-tier beer desu
>>70465181
only a redditor would fall for>>70464970
>>70464111
TWD is just as bad now
>>70465205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mmx68VmTEo
Not soon enough brother.
>>70465209
>tfw someone responds to your vocaroo with another one of your vocaroos
>>70464448
TV shows like Gogglebox encourage this
>>70465216
thanks for sharing
>>70465218
I told you not to call me that... you're testing my patience
ARYA GOING BACK TO WESTEROS CONFIRMED
http://i.giphy.com/l0K4nidID2p0TUV8Y.gif
>>70464845
EURON: BLUH BLUH I AM THE GODLIEST MAN WHEN THEY SEE MY SAILS THEY PRAY THE FIRST STORM AND THE LAST VALYRIA'S SMOKING RUINS I HAVE WALKED
RODRIK: Have you?
EURON: (see attached image)
>>70465209
If you were my sister i would be so jamieing your brains out right now
>>70465154
his name isnt robert strong in the show go kill yourself
Cleganebowl will be terrible.
Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?
>>70465167
Fuedalism is by necessity based around the concept of a ruling class lording knowledge and power over a working class. The guy who knows the laws, the guy who knows how to work with numbers and tally crops at the end of each harvest, the guy who practices mythological propaganda about his ancestors because he's the only one who can read and write, the guy who can quickly communicate via trained birds to his friends and their armies who are interested in maintaining the status quo, this is the guy who is in charge
when you introduce modern technologies
medical knowledge
widespread literacy
firearms (the great equaliser)
instantaneous communication to people of the same social class via phones/internet
high lower class mobility via things like cars
more accurate recorded history
etc.
then the system falls apart because any given peasant has no real reason to act in accordance with the wishes of his feudal lord and the feudal lord has no way of enforcing his rule
there's a reason the fuedal system doesn't exist today, the closest you get is highly unstable "monarchies" in africa that barely last a few decades before the people revolt and generational dictatorships with figureheads in charge like North Korea.
What's the worst house? Greyjoy, Tully, or Martell?
>>70464647
Yes but I'd only take Meli
>>70465313
no, I would taking her in a most uncomfortable place
>>70464141
Arabs are not normies
>>70465283
>that new haircut
>>70465311
DELETE THIS
cleganebawl will be one full ep like that one in which wildlings attack castle black
>>70465326
>"whats the worst house?"
>names 3 of the bigger ones
get the fuck out reddit fag
>>70465332
go on
>>70465313
Daily reminder that these are the same person
>>70465283
>I tell ya, I wouldn't shove that there cup up me bum if me life depended on it
>>70465239
the work continues
>>70465351
Like the back of a Volkswagen
>>70464970
tries to save mommy
>>70464224
Hoegarden is piss
>>70465348
Tully fucking shit detected
>>70465367
>raping lady forrester
Just looked up Sothoros on Wiki ice and fire...
>fucking cavemen
>lizard men
>dark gods with dark rituals
>in books Vicatarion briefly lands here to resupply and gets a boat full of monkeys
>plz go back and explore GRRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ
it's over
GoT is finished
>You will never hear Manderly's The North Remember's speech in the show
>Jamie will always be a sister raping kinslayer and you will never see his arc progress
>The Hound will never return
>Tyrion will always be le witty Imp
>>70465397
I just can't wait for the shit in KL to go off. Robert Strong better rack up a great body count before he goes down. I wanna see some Sparrows bleed.
>>70465415
>>70464141
Do they think it's some sports match ?
>>70465415
representing
>>70465323
The new "royals" are globalists, the super rich, and powerful political families like the Clintons.
They can still send us normal people to die in a war against people on other continents who would have never harmed us, there never was a fall of the "elite" system.
>>70465424
3/4
>>70465326
>implying the worst house isn't Stark
>>70465422
>using the LOTR movies as an example for good adaptation
H O L Y K E K S
O
L
Y
K
Y
S
>>70465426
Will the Hound return for Cleganebowl? I feel like I'm the books yes but in the show if they havnt showed the Hound by now then it's going to be the whole poor mob in some "all the people are the Faith's champion" thing
>>70464376
Yeah, their romance was pure.
>>70465326
Probably Lannister or Arryn
>>70465458
>>70465431
>>70465458
good taste
>>70465421
It's better as a mystery. Look at Essos, if we simply heard a few scraps of the shit going on there, it would be far more interesting. Being knee deep in their shit is somehow boring. GRRM's strength is in switching the proper nouns of European history, stick to Westeros.
Only 3 more episodes left. I some new shows to get me excited for Mondays in the off-season. Any recs?
>>70465472
haha lol edgy xD
>>70465422
>shilling in GoT
Your voice is terrible, you can't edit for shit and your conclusions are third hand tripe.
>>70465323
>then the system falls apart because any given peasant has no real reason to act in accordance with the wishes of his feudal lord and the feudal lord has no way of enforcing his rule
By that logic that peasant would also have no reason to act in accordance with the wishes of his king, or parliament, or any other kind of government. You're saying technology would lead to the collapse of society, which it clearly doesn't.
The reason feudalism disappeared is that French feudalism was defeated in its struggle against the royal House of France, which established absolute monarchy. The French Revolution and Napoleon then conquered Europe and replaced feudalism everywhere else with the concept of nation-states. The only place that wasn't affected by this was England, where feudalism disappeared for a different reason, namely centralisation of aristocratic power in London thanks to the weakness of the monarchy and the institution of parliament.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with technology.
>>70465472
>check out my contrarian opinion, that's how you know I'm smarter than other people
>>70465472
LOL I KNOW RIGHT ?!! XDDDD
>>70465283
Where did you get this?
>>70465507
learn how to count
>>70465525
>>70465525
from your mum xd
reminder these people can vote :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1639THw4Yo8
only 12 bongs until the memes take over /got/
>>70465472
even the shithole that is /tv/ can wholeheartedly agree that the LoTR adaptation is one of the greatest adaptations of all time.
You're just shitposting
>>70464075
If white walkers touch it, will they die?
this is really fun and i would recommend it if you have friends
>>70465283
i hope her ship sinks so that we wouldnt have to watch her shitty pos pov
>>70465447
Do you honestly believe this bullshit?
these people are nothing like the Feudal lords of old, this very minute there are people planning to vote for trump in order to boot out the clinton family and there are almost as many clinton supporters as there are bernie supporters and bernie has gone out of his way to make himself an enemy of the party insiders as well. At no previous point in history has man been more in control of his own destiny.
The super rich cannot have me executed for quitting my job, the super rich cannot have my wife kidnapped and raped because they feel like it, the law does not care about rules of succession in regards to wealth, women are perfectly capable of leaving their husbands and taking half the money with them, etc.
kill yourself /pol/tard
>>70465513
>>70465472
butthurt gotplebs
>>70465580
>friends
what is this 'friends' you speak of?
>>70464953
>Sothoryos
>not Ulthos
bleb
>>70465576
>a fucking CGI fest is good adaptation
ok
>>70465431
>>70465440
heh not so rad anymore
>>70465629
Daily r-reminder St-Stannis is alive ;_;
>>70465578
It would be extremely painful. They're big ice.
>>70465618
>lotr
>cgi
>>70465580
Um, but I don't get to bring friends?
>>70465582
>sailing to westeros
>sail right into Euron's fleet
>he takes her as his salt wife
>repeatedly rapes her then when he's done flays her and wears her skin as a cloak
>truly she am become no one
Did the Thenns fuck off or are they supporting Jack Frost?
>>70464110
>Don't EVER talk to me or my wife's son again, Ned
What did he mean by this?
>>70465661
This sounds good.
>>70465629
is Rana the queen of /got/?
>>70464110
We was also cucking half of KL so I think he wins.
>>70465706
POO
>>70465689
>The Thenns eat Ramsay
What are you least favourite chapters? I'm almost in the middle of ACoK and I'm dead sick of Bran whining 'Baaaw, I wanna be a kniiiiight'.
>>70465706
Report all currypoo in loo shills
>>70465734
show tower of joy was better
>>70465706
that's not how you spell radmure
>>70465276redditor:^)
>>70465749
Arya in ACOK and ASOS.
>>70465167
Feudalism is based around high information and transport but relatively low security provision costs. The lords are lords because they provide something in exchange for power: safety.
Modern technology has made provision of security expensive, whereas transfer and information gathering is cheap.
