ITT actors you could defeat in a pugilism fight
i'd love to send him orbiting with a kick to the face LOL
>>70445699
>mfw he has a sex tape with a normal sized woman
>>70445920
link?
>>70445920
Yeah but it's cringy as fuck.
>That moment when he tries to kiss her and sticks his tongue out
Just... Odd.
>>70445920
there's a video of pornstar daisy haze dressed as princess leia giving a footjob to a midget with green face paint and yoda ears.
>>70445957
http://www. xvideos. com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
Here you go you sick bastard
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what I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
>>70446079
>tfw his dick is bigger than mine
>>70446207
come on mate, that dick doesn't look bigger than 10cm
>>70446590
>>70446207
This is where optical illusions really come into play
>>70445735
Kicking isn't fucking allowed in pugilism you fucking retard fuck. FUCK.
>>70446126
Stale pasta is stale
I'm no pugiliator but I reckon I could pugnerei this little potato into a greasy paste
>>70446126
>a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon.
Always makes me laugh
