>“If you’ve ever had to carry a bucket of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor, you might be a redneck.”
Seriously, what did he mean by this?
>>70443046
I always loved that one.
>nostalgia
> if you've ever hung an innocent man from a tree based solely on the color of his skin... then my friend, you might be a redneck
Seriously Jeff??
>>70443046
someone wrote something bad about his sister on the water tower so he has to go up there and cover over it
>if you ever had to buy a bag of lime because of a misunderstanding involving a lisp, you just might be a redneck.
>If you've ever stepped in gum, and them immediately made a lynch mob and murdered three negroes execution style, YOUUUUUU might be a redneck
how did that make it past the censors
>if you've ever looked disenchantingly towards someone and confessed something abhorrent about your existence, you might be a Pepe.
>>70444684
i dont get it
>>70444941
I don't either. Was he in a mime store and accidentally got lime?
IF YOU DO WORK IN THE YARD BARECHESTED.... AND SO DOES YOUR HUSBAND... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!!
>audience loses their shit
>if you've ever kidnapped a black hobo and dragged him from the back of your pickup truck, you might be a redneck
woah Jeff tone it down a little
>>70443046
Doesn't that man ever age? He looks virtually the same as he did when he was in "Sabrina".
>If yoooouuuu go walkin' round the house without yer' shoes on... you might just be a redneck!
>audience laughs
Fuck Americans
>>70443046
The black man who knocked up his sister climbed to the top of a water tower to escape the lynch mob. The paint is white
>if you've ever firebombed the governor's office because he passed a school integration bill, you might be a redneck!
damn too close to home Jeff
>>70444941
>>70445036
something about killing someone over a misunderstanding and using
lime to dissolve the body
>if you've ever organized a town shooting session with the targets consisting of naked blindfolded niggers with broken ankles, then SIR, you might be a redneck
cant believe he said that during 'are you smarter than a 5th grader'. those were different times
>>70445522
Oh shit I thought he was talking about the fruit. That makes more sense.
