ITT: Characters who are literally and figuratively you
>>70442398
>>70442580
Can I fuck the shit out of you?
>>70442591
>mfw there are people who STILL aren't living deliciously
>>70442632
You're a big guy
On the left.
>>70442659
uuuu
>>70442580
Me peeking through the window.
>>70442580
l o n d o n
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>>70442623
you're not going to woo many ladies like that anon
a more cultured reply would have been, "could I live between your legs?"
>>70442633
I shall guide their hand.
>>70442487
>>70442398
>tfw you have the worst parts of mark and jezza and none of their redeeming value
>>70442801
>mfw this is exactly why i shop at 8 on fridays
>>70442398
>want my father to love me
>want anyone to love me
>want my friends to notice me
>>70442871
>TOBOGAN
>>70443317
What's his name?
Whenever I feel lonely and sad, I just pretend that my skeleton is my body, and the rest of the body is my home.
>>70442959
Hey, that's me. Well. Not him. The other Toboggan. Mantis Toboggan. M.D. Also I have a magnum dong.
>>70442398
Who's that? Lena Dunham?
>>70442398
>tfw mark is a proper normie compared to you
In all his spergy glory.
>>70444143
most of us honestly
>>70442927
>is a huge fag
>>70444143
>why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention
>>70444188
What's the story behind this pic, seriously?
>>70444303
Honestly at least he managed to get a GF at some point. Even if it was doomed. better to have loved and lost etc.
>>70442959
>That's the difference between them and us! Is that they think it's allright to be a tobogganist!
>>70444390
he's a character in a heartwarming, pussy licking hollywood movie
>better to have loved and lost etc
ever tried it?