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I said, hop in.
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Am I too late for the 4:30 gyro?
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My country tis of thee
Austria-Hungaryyyy
You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate
and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
Hello my name is Mister Snrub and I come from some place.... far away! (yees, that will do...) Anyways, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant!
>>70433857
I like the way Snrub thinks!
the mention of the belgian congo always makes me laugh
apparently they had a dictionary of old-timey phrases and words they would use in seasons 7&8 when writing for burns
PITT THE ELDER
>>70435061
LORD PALMERSTON
>>70435061
>>70435104
can someone explain this one to me
>>70435061
Barney was right desu
>>70435145
It's just so esoteric and out of place that it's funny as fuck.
Also the fact that it's a great call and response phrase similar to Dental Plan helps it out immensely.
It was a meme joke before memes existed.
the best reaction image of all time. describes 99% of 4chan posts
>>70435179
fucking this, if the Whigs were in power in the 1770s America would probably still be in the Commonwealth
>>70435145
>>70435195
I think the anon was asking who Pitt the elder and lord palmerston was and what the argumnebnt was about
they were both british PM's and the argument was probably over who was a better leader
>>70433411
Wow hes old
>>70433346
*autogyro
>>70435211
IT ISN'T FILLED UNTIL IT'S SPILLED
>>70433346
you missed the best part
I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
>>70435286
he got in the plane, duh
>>70435278
I don't get it
Hey Boys
>>70435286
those kinda questions always bug me...
>>70435648
then there's no hope for you, pal
"Friends, Family, Religion. These are the three demons you must slay in order to succeed in business."
>"Let's look at my stocks. Confederate slave holdings, how's that doing?"
>"Its...uh.... steady."
Smithers:"Sir the people kind of see you as an ogre..."
Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
>>70435735
THE BOX, THE BOX
You may think you are cock-of-the-walk, but you are cock-of-nothing!
Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!
Hello, my name is Mr Burns
>Okay Mr Burn what's your first name?
I don't know
Homer: You know, Mr Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny. Mr. Burns: Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
What was a i laughing about again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!
>>70435910
i've spent hours thinking about why i find this so funny, and i simply have no idea
"I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix"
>>70433190
>You're really the king of kings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKu0TVlumcc
>>70433190
Mr Burns is probably my favourite side character in classic simpsons
>>70436023
>Not Lionel Hutz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HODjrjb32fU
>>70435910
>>70435966
i laugh about that line every time i hear it.
the way he says "i... dont know!" is just perfect.
Is it about my cube?
>ahoy-hoy
Was actually Alexander graham bell's chosen greeting for the telephone.
Just another Simpsons joke that has been going over your head all these years.
>>70436212
fuck i forgot about this one. burns has so many classic lines.
the plot with homer trying to fill in for smithers is gold
>>70436260
i think it was ahoy, he added the extra 'hoy'
could be wrong though
>>70435255
kicked me right in the feels, you did.
>>70436280
the writers added*
>>70436078
Its a pity that his voice actor got brutally murdered to death :c
>>70433190
What you do in that situation?
>>70436400
please don't remind me
>>70436400
What? How did that happen?
>>70436328
>I want you to scour the national league
>the American League
>the negro league
Best episode. Ever.
>>70436328
I looked up all those old baseball players a while ago after rewatching that episode. Old-timey baseball players kicked ass.
>>70436479
RIP based Hartman
Hartman had been divorced twice before he married Brynn Omdahl in 1987; the couple had two children together. However, their marriage was fractured, due in part to Brynn's drug use. On May 28, 1998, Brynn shot and killed Hartman while he slept in their Encino, Los Angeles, home, then committed suicide several hours later.
>>70435735
>tfw haven't seen a box thread in years
when boys
>>70436479
Andy Dick gave cocaine to hartman's wife (a recovering drug addict with marriage troubles) and she killed hartman and then herself
>>70436545
Don't ever stick your dick in crazy
>>70436728
lost my virginity to crazy, girl basically ruined my first year of undergrad
never ever again
>>70436956
The funny thing is is that I can't even follow my own advice I just gave...
BARGE!
FLIMSHAW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGu3ZLh3lXM
unintentionally self-aware or not yet ruined?
>>70437013
Stupid is as stupid does.
>>70436728
Yeah that's fine advice but they are the most fun in bed
You should probably stick your dick in crazy a few times just for the experience. Just don't try to wife one up or have a serious relationship with one.
Happy birthday to me.
>>70437290
lol lisa is such a fucking drama queen
>>70433857
Why was this even in the episode? This completely random guy pops up and doesn't even get an explanation, then he disappears.
>>70437236
>I fell in love with a crazy bitch once
>then again years later
>she wants to move down to Florida with me after things are finally looking up.
>she has a son that is clearly can't be mine but says it could be
>mfw
>>70437361
>>70437172
you do realise Lisa is portraying the loneliness of smart people who have principles, right?
you know that such people are considered good in society, right?
>>70437420
I know, I'm just. I'm just saying is all
>>70435255
>tfw Pennslyvania will never beat New York at the Commonwealth Games
>tfw we will never have eternal Anglo dominance
feels bad
>>70437740
anglo's are literally bad at everything and stole everything from greeks/persians
>i was only smoking harmless tobacco!
>>70436956
I've never even had sex.
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyANa71gvU
Did you notice /tv/?
>>70438009
Its not a coherent movie. I wish someone would put this meme to rest. Its like saying that catching the first two minutes of Terminator 2, then watching 2 minutes from the middle of Commando and then watching the ending and end credits of Kindergarten cop is watching a "mini movie"
>>70437935
>that diddly feelerino when you realize being snagged by a crazy chick is the only realistic way you can get laid for free
>>70438009
It's clearly several separate movies.
What's the best Simpsons song and why is it Garden of Eden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSCUhqsy4Nk
>>70437420
In neo-simpsons she turned into a pseudointellectual leftist bitch.
>>70438540
shut the fuck up
>>70438471
That's an iron butterfly song
>>70438571
It's true and everyone knows it
Old Lisa was better and far more relatable.
She's now a SJW authoritarian bitch.
>>70438471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkpyZws4bJ8
>>70438614
>>70438669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLuyHWP_wnM#t=15s
Was it actually him?
>>70438604
S23 is pretty divisive
>>70438604
what's the episode around 260 that's really high?
>>70438703
No.
>>70438857
nvm, season 12, it's behind the laughter for sure
>>70438703
From what I heard it was actually him doing the voice but because of copy right issues they had to get an impersonator for the singing
>>70438857
Looks like it's the Pulp Fiction episode where all their stories interlink. Lisa has a grammar robot
>>70438895
>>70438857
Trilogy of error
>>70436023
Burns or Skinner stand out for me.
>tonights entertainment is on me
>monty burns
The way he reads it off the card always killed me
>>70437935
>tfw you're 35 and still haven't had sex
I really should just kill myself.
>>70438791
Top is Simpsons of the future, where Bart & isa are adults.
Bottom is the Lady Gaga episode. Enough said.
Simpsons threads on /wsg/ are more fun.
All my Simpsons webms have audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpjX4q5ZWQc
>>70437388
Cuck
>>70438250
Someone need to do that arnie mini movie
>>70438471
The Flaming Moe's song is my personal favourite
>so you want me to go to college?
>COLLEGE?? Ha .. barber or clown?
>BART
Hello my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me
>>70437370
It was just another joke about how Smithers is gay. He clearly wanted to bang Snrub.
>>70438471
See My Vest is the best in my book.
>>70439402
Not the best, but my personal favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTx-9X3Kr34#t=32s
>>70439331
>>70438975
Que?
>>70438975
why are they memeing Tarantino wrong
>>70439563
Quentin Taranmemeo
Can someone explain this joke to me? I've never understood it.
When Homer hosts and NRA meeting, he requests a bunch of irregular Oreos which Moe provides. 1. Why did he need the irregular Oreos in the first place? 2. Why does Moe go "Oh" when he tries one that he couldn't tell how it was irregular?
>>70439598
Broken biscuits are cheap
It's irregular in a way other than appearance, possible fecal contamination
>>70435648
It's not a joke that needs "explanation ". It's just in there because probably one of the writers thought it was funny. Probably a filler joke,too.
>>70436400
They got Andy Dick to guest star on the show after he hooked Hartman's wife on coke which caused her to kill Hartman.
>>70439523
Your new favorite gif eh
Is Large Marge considered acceptable neo-Simpsons?
>>70440006
which perverted writer made it
>>70440036
Ian Maxtone-Graham
>>70437420
>girls
>smart
lol, ok buddy
>>70440293
I am smart
Much smarter than you
Hibberd
>>70440308
>I AM SO SMART
>I AM SO SMART
>S M R T
>I mean S M A R T
>>70440006
at least it created a lot of porn
so-so episodechesty larue
What are some severely underrated episodes that go by unposted?
>>70438580
you mean I. Ron Butterfly?
>>70435910
Great plan Bart.
>>70440563
i like the episode where marge becomes a cop, don't see that posted much except for the car hole quote
>>70440563
Telltale Head
>>70438313
this desu senpai-diddly
>>70440563
Bart Gets an Elephant
>>70439058
How are the wizard powers?
>>70440644
this is true, anytime I watch through the old episodes I can't ever seem to remember that its actually a pretty good one, car hold joke aside
>>70441030
Underwhelming.
On the plus side, I now dream lucidly by default. So my dreams are better than real life.
>>70438471
First half of STOP THE PLANET OF THE APES I WANT TO GET OFF is the best.
>>70433857
it took me 10 years to realise that Snrub is Burns backwards
>>70441227
Black person detected. Only blacks have IQ low enough for that to happen.
>>70441183
>tfw 21 and virgin
>had my first lucid dream a few days ago
I..is this the transition? Am I crossing the event horizon?
>>70436328
>in fact, your right fielder has been dead for one hundred and twenty years
>>70441474
>21
Apprentice pls
>>70436427
Ask him if I can bring friends
>>70441490
teach me the ways of the lucid dreams
>>70441474
do you know that a lucid dream is different than a wet dream?
>>70439376
Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
>>70441947
I'm only 81
>>70441768
lucid dreams you have full control.
I am 21, not 12.
>>70442153
so what do they have to do with you being 21 and virgin?
>>70442236
are you autistic or just extremely new?
>>70438471
betty page is by far the best simpsons song and you literally can't prove me wrong
>>70442305
just make the connection fool
>>70440563
Homers Barbershop Quartet
>>70436956
>lost my virginity to crazy, girl basically ruined my first year of undergrad
SAME
>>70442447
George Harrison disagrees
>>70441474
I worked hard over the years to get my default lucid dreaming.
It didn't happen the day i turned 30 with no sex.
>>70436425
>>70438703
yes it's confirmed in the audio commentary
>>70439669
And Jon Lovitz smashed his face into a bar for it
Mustve been the most satisfying thing ever
>>70443123
how do you know this?
Is Simpsons why tv told me t hate Andy Dick?
who /HankScorpio/ here?
nobody ever says France
>>70443212
On the plus side, he made Howard Stern turn into a an upset, whining pussy for once
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyktIXSPPYU
>>70443385
>>70443412
watched that episode for the first time in year last night
>>70433857
https://youtu.be/VCdsHQNXT3Y
>>70443689
...and it was sick
>>70443780
dude just wtf
>>70442411
He's saying that he's on the path to wizardhood.
>>70438975
girl on right?
>>70443178
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/lovitz-speaks-out-on-dustup-with-andy-dick/
Pretty well known incident
