/r/asoiaf edition
>>70429777
Azor Jon!
Preston
DEATH, DEATH UPON THE DRAGON SPAWN
Is this season actually worse than 5?
Asoiaf > war & peace
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.
>>70432244
this is the 2nd best eason after 1
Did you clap when Meera killed the White Walker?
Did you cry when Summer died?
If Bran hadn't been climbing that tower, what would have been different? Clearly the fight against the Others doesn't need him, since every time he does something, he makes it worse.
>>70432185
leaked pic from next ep
Leaked image of a young man yet unknown from episode 9. The banner behind him could be one of house Manderly or maybe Cerwyn, but since D&D have changed some banners in the show, we can't be sure.
>BROTHER, I AM THE _________
I couldn't hear it, what did he say?
>>70432244
I like it, but I always liked the Bran and Jon stuff more than anything else going on.
>>70432244
No it's far better, stop being a cringeworty whining cunt.
basedEuron is basedmuhbigcock
>>70432269
did you poo in the loo?
>>70432244
It is slightly better. That isn't saying much though.
>>70432261
Delusion
>>70432279
BIG COCK
>>70432269
Based Suraj. King of /got/
>>70432318
you're the deluded one m8 stop trying to fit in with your pussy bitch whining
>>70432244
First episode was hot garbage but after that it became better than 5.
reminder that dibby & dabby changed Septon Meribald to Ray :^)
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Jonsa will never, ever happen, accept it.
SansaxJonxArya on the other hand, that's a different story
>>70432364
Are you the same guy in every thread? I imagine you can't be, even waifufags need sleep. However, I just wanted to say I admire your dedication to what you're doing. It's remarkable. Keep it up anon.
>>70432269
>Dude on the end just shaking his head
Worst parts of this season:
dumb euron
dumb daenerys
dumb jaime
dumb tyrion
dumb blackfish
dumb kevan
what else?
who /MeeraxNK/ here
HELP
>what is dabid?
>what does it mean?
>who is dabid?
>what did he do?
strawpoll.me/10396285
strawpoll.me/10396285
strawpoll.me/10396285
important poll
>>70432248
Most accurate post I've read all year, maybe ever
http://graphtv.kevinformatics.com/tt0944947
>>70432422
dumb hateposter
>>70432422
>dumb blackfish
...huh
>ywn see Dany get gang raped by niggers
Oh damn, people think this season is good? Holy shit, do yoy guys also like TWD?
>>70432185
>>70432422
how are most of these dumb? Except Euron
why do people here pretend Danny is anything special in the books?
I have been frequenting the got general for about three weeks now and I have to say while I laughed at your pretty memes the first week don't you think you get a little fucking repetitive?
Every single fucking thread you talk about who is the hottest character like a bunch of braindead-betafags, you spam nth for stannis and all these beaten to dead memes it seems like I am in fucking reddit. And spare me who your supposed "wifu" is.
For a community that prides itself in being smart and sarcastic know-it-alls you sure act like a bunch of not fully developed teenagers.
No nice theories, no innovative commentary, no discussion on use of lighting or cinematography, no symbolism discussion nothing but just the most empty and superficial discussions on who is the most manliest or the hottest.
I am fine with your sweet memes if you like them so much but fucking hell discuss something with substance once in a while.
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself /tv/.... Oh what's that? you are going to say something clever? go on say something clever.
>>70432463
3 minute Drogon x Dany scene in ep 10 tho, get ready
>>70432464
OMG GUYS DAE HATE THIS SHOW BUT ALSO WATCH EVERY EPISODE 4 YEARS AFTER IT BECAME SHIT?
PLS UPVOTE AND SUBSCRIBE, US BOOKFAGS SHOULD STICK TOGETHER
>>70432413I am the only person. R'hllor sustains me.
>>70432465
>>70432364
I was thinking about saving this but you post it so often I have a feeling it contains a virus and you want as many people as possible to be infected by it for some scam because you post it so much.
>>70432444
>>70432465
>This is the public you share a "show" with
>>70432266
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>70432465
oh shit, what if he is right tho? I know we hate reddit but this would make sense
>>70432481
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>70432511
Nice projection, I dropped the show at episode 3 this season. I just enjoy the drama of these threads.
The show fucking sucks ass this season.
>>70432520
>>70432520
Brandon Blackfish KEK
>Showfags
>>70432463
If the Khals had grabbed her mid-speech and raped her to death in that temple, I'd have considered it a good end to her storyline.
>>70432522
The only virus here is the infectious love of Kinvara and the god she serves, anon
>>70432515
>>70432438
More important polls
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386326
http://www.strawpoll.me/10385950I love all of you
>>70432326
link
>>70432465
>reddit intellectuals
>>70432548
I don't know what would be sadder, actually dropping the show and then still rotting in the threads 3 weeks later or lying about having dropped the show to try and fit in
>>70432548
you have been saying that since season 3
nice try
>>70432465
>>70432520
>>70432559
B A S E D
>>70432561
>House Blackfish
>>70432583
Azor Jon!
>>70432444
Trips of truth!
Promise me, Neddard
guys what if the hound loses the cleganebowl?
>>70432481
Really makes you think..
>>70432271
Boy George cameo?
what will bookfags do when the major plotlines are confirmed in the next book? WIll they pretend it's not "real canon"?
/Highgarde/
master
plan
in
motion
>>70432611
JON FAGS >>>/out/!!!
Why was satin cut from the show? He's very important to jon's plot
>>70432613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ICzoYj1CJ
Vocaroo girl, are you still out there?
>>70432185
I know that this will be the best season finale in the history of the show, the question is: will this be the best season finale in the history of all mankind?
>Cleganebowl GET HYPE
>Bastard Bowl
>Dany invading Westeros with the Iron Fleet and a legion of screaming Blood Riders and dragons
>>70432465
>>70432520
>>70432559
>r/freefolk
He's fucking around. Freefolk is like /got/ lite. Many people flocked there during the off season ban
We did not see him die so therefore he is alive
>>70432632
Most of it is fanfic buddy, with little bits of TWOW sprinkled in.
>“No” said Martin, “I continue to be opposed to fan fiction because it’s copyright infringement. HBO, of course, gets around this by paying me large dump trucks full of money. So, if you would like to arrive in front of my house with a large dump truck full of money, I may consider allowing you to do some fan fiction.
>>70432465
>>70432520
>>70432559
jesus fucking christ
>>70432665
N+L=J CONFIRMED
>>70432274
Nice try but thats from a movie called The Kingdom at Road's End and that is Bill Skarsgård
>>70432674
FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET HYPE
>>70432674
Cleganebowl isn't this season.
Leaks confirm
>>70432674
UPVOTE!!! GET HYPE!!
>>70432648
He and Jon would be considered fags, SJW would riot if they didn't fuck and RedNecks would riot if they did, better to not fucking touch that subject, it's the safest answer for the show.
>>70432682
>only pretending
i wanna massage emilia clarkes weird looking soles while she insults me with humiliating racist remarks
>>70432665
It's a guy
![The Hound vs The Mountain [HD] [HD, 720p]_3.webm](https://i.imgur.com/tNGWZAI.jpg "The Hound vs The Mountain [HD] [HD, 720p]_3.webm")
>>70432674
cleganebowl is NOT happening this season
>>70432686
>bookfags rationalization
>>70432743
Welcome to the internet!
>>70432711
ITT - whining little babies.
>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!
>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!
>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!
>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!
>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!
Adults should join me in abandoning this cringeworthy thread with haste.
>>70432674
>Jaime massacring all the holy people
Would you watch?
>>70432757
>>70432711
There is no way they're delaying Cleganebowl to the next season.
King's Landing will have much bigger problems at that point in time.
>>70432790
>>70432780
looks shit
>>70432753
I have 10 audios here, she's definetely a girl.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g4RaMH05Qk
>>70432792
More like, "Would you be able to maintain an erection for the entire massacre?"the answer is yes.
>>70432757
Fuck season 1 was GOAT
>>70432828
holy cringe
Reminder grrm will die before finishing the series and the only ending you'll ever have will be the shows
>>70432643
More like hoegarden
>>70432780
You know who I don't see fighting?
Sansa, the fucking bitch sending Jon out there to fight and possibly die like that trying to keep her safe
>>70432596
>>70432604
I like that you guys have such weak wills that you cant imagine actually dropping the show.
Reminder that the secret tunnel used by Tyrion to sneak out of Chataya’s bordello to visit Shae, was built by Tywin back when he was Hand of the King to Aerys II and odds are, Chataya’s daughter is also Tywin’s bastard.
>>70432863
>talks about weak will when he lingers in the thread of a show he doesn't watch because he can't leave his anonymous internet friends
>>70432748
Spoiler that shit anon
>>70432828
"She" is never going to fuck you, give it up desperate virgin.
>>70432798
Don't know what to tell you anon, leaks confirm it's not happening this season.
>>70432828
AUTISM
>>70432859
Delete this
>>70432878
She should have been a snek
>>70432660
I see you
>>70432269
Based Bo on the right, the only one who isn't an overreacting faggot
Whose the most Powerful character in Gam of Thrones at this very moment?
>>70432780
>Ramsay wearing a shirt
>>70432858
this
>>70432859
>>70432904
Shame about those tits
>>70432920
Night's King.
>>70432920
Dany
>>70432885
The threads are actually entertaining though. Your logic is flawed.
>>70432907
>Daario is Victarion
don't play with my emotions
>>70432861
i was kind of hoping they would do a 5 episode arc where brienne teachers her how to fight and become the second best sword in westeros
>>70432846
Nahh it was too slow and got boring. Seasons 2, 3 are far better
>>70432895
>>70432857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18z7r6OV2av
>>70432887
Thank god, something with this kind of voice can't be attractive.
![1463983354747[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nFpCPoe.png "1463983354747[1].png")
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70432920
probably the night king, that nigga can make earthquakes and shiet
>>70432364
wew
e
w
>>70432940
Stay pleb
>>70432920
Night King.
He knows the land better than the Wildling or NW shits ever will, has armor and a big fucking sword
>>70432963
>I can stop anytime I want, I just don't want to
APEX KEK
Lads why we didn't get leaks for this week?
>>70432878
>Chataya’s daughter is also Tywin’s bastard.
>>70432979
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>>70433000
he's so sexy
>>70432920
Filipinos
>>70432998
Hey Natalie
>>70433016
Hnnnnnnnnnngggfg
>>70432920
Nigga you already know the answer
>>70432861
>possibly die like that trying to keep her
Sansa sent Jon out to fight and die to gain lands and titles for herself. Get it right shitlord.
>>70432920
Objectively Gendry 'The Bull' Baratheon, subjectively Jon Snow
>>70433008
I don't have to stop, the threads will be banned again after the show ends because they become even more autistic.
Meanwhile you lack the ability to actually drop the show, unlike me. You're weak, soft and fat.
>>70432244
Episode 5 was the best thing that happened to this show, possibly with the exception of battle at the wall episode and hardhome.
>>70433016
she got a purdy mouf
>>70433034
Fact: The Lannisters are the MOST POWERFUL house in whole Westeros & Essos.
>>70432974
Sounds like a dude.
>>70433055
>"Those hands of his, those hands were made for hammers."
>>70432967
>implying
Jon would teach her. He has experience doing so.
Brienne has her hands and pussy full of Pod's rod
>>70432940
get out
>>70432706
Oh no, I've been exposed.
>>70433065
why are you trying so hard? who is it you want to impress?
>>70433050
>>70433065
>Meanwhile you lack the ability to actually drop the show
I don't want to drop the show anon, this is why I'm in the thread about the TV SHOW
>You're weak, soft and fat.
dat projection doe
>>70433102
Until Tormund says That's not a cock
THIS is a cock
>>70433052
She's about to get cucked when Jon becomes King
>>70432248
Have an upvote mate :^)
>>70432269
Why are they all so brown? Is this how Americans look nowadays?
>>70433087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HWtgWqcCSb
Only if he's underaged and faggy as fuck.
Nah m8, this is a girl, 100% sure of that.
>>70433052
Shes a big girl
>>70432915
>She should have been a snek
Dumb & Dumber actually did a good job casting the Dornish characters (though probably by mistake...) and I have no problem with them changing Oberyn’s bastard daughters to all kinda look alike, as tv is a visual medium.
Too bad D&D fucked up everything else…
>>70432940
Why so mean anon
>>70433144
Brienne will just take both.
She's a big girl
DORNE IS WHITEEEEEEEE
WHITEEEEEEEEE
>>70433129
So you have shit taste, I already knew that. Thanks for sharing though.
>>70432967
that would be pretty retarded
>>70433155
Definitely a underage faggot pretending to be a girl
>>70432289
why is he called 'crows eye' when he doesn't even have the eye? Will he be another blood raven or will something happen to his eye in theshow?
Also was John Arryn actually investigating jon snows parentage or is that impossible?
>>70433211
most of the people in your precious "entertaining" thread at least see the episodes though. I guess you enjoy threads with shit taste
>>70433163
RIP
Dr. Bashir
He would have made it if Garak had his back.
>>70432460
What purpose does taking riverrun achieve? He's intentionally walked himself and his men into a trap
>>70433216
>>70433071
Are you serious or are you just a action faggot? Ep 5 was pretty shit.
Eternal /chaoshcrew/
>>70433242
Because the plot demands it.
>>70433242
rally men and surrounding houses to kill the fucking Frey shits
Nth for Shireen
>>70433276
These people actually think this season is good. Theyre likely The Walking Dead fans too, its pretty pathetic.
>>70432711
200$ on Jon.
>>70433050
REMINDER
Mace supported the usurper, Renly for the throne over Stannis, the rightful King, and only claimant to care about the wall. Because of this, Stannis lost several key battles due to having to fight against both the lannisters and the tyrells. Mace is NOT our guy.
>>70433071
>not mentioning Blackwater
into the trash you go
>>70432345
For what purpose? The name Ray just kinda sounds out of place
>>70433313
>Theyre likely The Walking Dead fans too
how many times are you gonna repost that?
>>70433313
Reminder that GoT is a universally praised show among critics and the public, and the only criticism can be found on small areas of 4chan, reddit, tumblr, and westeros.org
>>70433236
>tfw since theres no LSH on the show, its the hound who kills Brienne in revenge
>>70433277
>No [Farts] single
>>70433071
Ep 5 was only good because of NKs earthquake attack (what the fuck was that), the Raven's death, and the hodor reveal. Everything else was meh, it was hardly the best thing this show's done
>>70433299
Looks like thats gonna be a smashing success.
what do you think would be the most epic/beautiful development?
>sansa grows to be a leader
>teams up with brienne, daenerys, yara, and margaery
>they all form a new kingdom
>jon, tyrion, jaime, davos, and all the other men serve under them
>>70433345
That's the first time I posted it you sperg, holy shit. Go back to tumblr if you're triggered so much.
>>70432780
>le flying horseman
>>70433329
>abloo bloo bloo stannis got rekt by based mace
>>70433341
the character's name is probably never spoken.
>God Tier
S1, S3
>High Tier
S2, S4
>Average Tier
S6
>Shit Tier
S5
>>70433370
Daenerys, Yara, Margaery, Brienne, and Sansa all get raped to death.
>>70433341
To avoid spoiling the surprise
>>70432269
>summer dies
>glassesfag actually enjoys it
>>70432878
Pretty sure Alayaya is described as having very dark skin. Something a mulatto wouldn't have. Also, she has a bit of the accent from the summer isles. Indicating that she lived there for at least a time to learn the language before moving.
what if Jon and Jamie becom friends? :3c
>>70432248
bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buuuu.....
DABID!!!
>>70433373
>>70432464
getting exposed in an anonymous thread is quite the achievement
>>70433351
So among anyone that actually takes the time to think about the show?
>>70433182
>>70432289
>tfw have a small cock
>>70433351
Reminder that literally HALF the population has a below average IQ
>>70433306
> Shireen
> daughter of a Duke and the presumptive King
> dressed in rags like every other character on the shitty tv show...
BRAVO COSTUME DEPT!
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7k619Nv.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>70433367
>NKs earthquake attack (what the fuck was that)
>>70433425
Are you retarded? Only one of those is me. But I should keep posting it if it bothers you so much.
>>70433398
Don't be so quick to judge S6. S5 really went to shit in the last few episodes.
>>70433451
Her mother kept her in terrible conditions because she hated her.
>>70433373
Most GoT fans are man children and cannot accept any criticism of the show
>>70433351
These people also praise TWD. TV critics a trash. They also call GoT the best show of all time which is a fucking joke.
>>70433439
>Starfell
>it's a "some faggot jacks off to the Night's King even though we don't know anything about his designs yet" edition
>>70433329
> Mace is NOT our guy.
Reminder that Robert’s Rebellion opened the door for anybody and everybody to take a shot at the Iron Throne.
Mace Tyrell was quite rightly doing what was best for his house.
>>70433451
>rags
>a woolen cloak
hurr
>>70433124
I'm not even the maceposter familia, I just accept that Mace is based af
>>70432269
No, i'm not a shitskin paid by mtv to overreact.
>>70433512
night's king has a good taste in music
>>70433451
she's wearing a cloak you cretin
10/10 for making me reply
>>70433474
>a-at least I got you mad.
This feels like beating on cripples. I'm out
>>70433546
Sure you are
The books will never be finished.
>>70433521
>Reminder that Robert’s Rebellion opened the door for anybody and everybody to take a shot at the Iron Throne.
It didn't really
>>70433512
We know he can see a greenseer having a vision and hurt them inside the vision. We know he can mass raise wights from corpses. We know he has an army of thousands of wights.
>>70432569
I'd totally sire little Jews with her.
>>70432780
>Jon and Ramsay fighting on top of people like its some anime trash
>>70433575
Next book is out in December buddy
>>70433575
They'll be done in heaven right?
>>70433370
Banesa BTFOing Jonsa
>>70433575
Preston makes better ending anyway.
>>70433582
>he's powerful so his based xD
literally the worst
>>70433527
>he's /fit/
>he's /fa/
>now he's /mu/
HE CANT BE STOPPED
>>70433575
I have already accepted the fact that the most we will ever get is TWOW and a summary of ADOS written like the princess and the queen
Am I the only on who didn't find Sansa/Sophie attractive until that post "rape" episode?
Like something just sparked and after that I've been finding Sansa attractive and even cute when she has her hair down
is Gurm jewish? ewww.
>>70433593
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH
>>70433381
Geralt?
>>70433299
>Tully armor looks like fish scales
POTTERY
>>70433626
Yes, his real name is George R R Shekelstein
>>70433626
>he doesn't know
>>70432269
BASED NORMIES
>>70433575
stop posting this retard
>>70433546
Lol you got exposed as a retard and had a hissy fit. Go back to tumblr
tfw when old fat fuck will die and the show ending will be canon.
>make a reference to the books
>showfag responds, confused
>slings insults
Why are showfags the niggers of /got/?
>>70433593
KEK sure thing. December 2018
>>70433512
Nigga kill yourself, mystery is part of the appeal
>>70433626
look at him
>>70433698
t. turbopleb
>>70433683
>BASED NORMIES
please tommen yourself, I'm not kidding
>>70433698
Why are they so goodlooking?
I cant describe
>>70433714
Aryan as fuck
