Is it safe to watch this movie with my family if I'm a 28 year old virgin?
Are they going to say things to the virgin that are obviously applicable to my own life and embarrass me by making my family think about me being a virgin like the kid in the show?
You get to see his testicles extremely close up
>>70431483
Hard to say because I dont' know you.
But they don't pile on the virgin too much. just stuff about being awkward with girls.
That's a good movie btw. The kissing scene near the end is fantastic.
Me on the right.
>>70431736
up or down?
>>70431483
wait. why is virgin on the same level as those other things?
>>70431483
I wouldn't do it, it's not that big of a deal in the film, but they obviously will start thinking about how much of a loser you are when even the kid in the film managed to sort his shit out pretty easily.
>>70431483
Are you watching with your mother or sister?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFmC0z_GpoU
Why would you even want to watch such a film with your family?
>>70432098
Being a virgin is on the same level as being a drug dealer, possibly even worse.
As long as you dont kiss your mom and sister, you should be fine.
>>70432205
yes
and yea no fuck that im not watching this its too much
>>70432098
drug dealers and strippers do good things for the community. virgins are letting the community down by not producing kids.
virgins are an embarrassment to the male race.
>>70432205
>>70431483
an 18yo virgin? god what a fucking loser! lmao
>>70431483
Pretty much wizard status there anon
Just don't burst out laughing at the Baneposting reference.
>>70432205
this was the reason I wanted a porn parody so bad
>be a 23 year old virgin when this movie came out
>my friends made fun of me from this poster being everywhere
>him being a virgin was changed to being a kenny on some versions of the poster
>my name is kenny
give me a fucking break
>>70433213
Having the arrow saying "Kenny" is actually kind of funny
>>70433213
lmao
>>70433265
Woah it is, you're right
You should contact the producers or something, they're sitting on a goldmine without even realising it
>>70431483
>Virgin is the same as stripper, drug dealer and runaway
triggering
>>70432098
It's 2014+2 anon
being an undesirable male makes you pretty much Satan
>>70432205
As it happens, why yes I am fucking jelly
>>70432098
Virgins are literally worse than child rapists.
>dem Roberts genes
Truly they are the next stage of our evolution
>>70434359
I just want to drop her with a right hook
You'll be fine as long as you don't start uncontrollably mumbling that "ywn be beaten up by best Emma ;_;" stuff.
>>70433213
Wait, they didnt have Emma Roberts name on the Poster? Isnt she medium big?
>>70431483
This movie is really bad. You shouldn't watch it at all.
>>70434480
>not leading with a blinding, nose squashing, left jab
>>70434480
>implying you could take her
Emma Roberts is literally an unstoppable killing machine
i watched it with my family and there's a part where the hot girl says she only does anal.
It was pretty awkward. I had to leave the room to masturbate.
>>70431483
If you are a 28 year old virgin, maybe skip watching a movie with your parents
and go out on the weekends to try and find a girl
B E S T E M M A
>>70434359
my dick is literally hurting
>that scene where the girls teach him how to kiss
>>70434530
;_;
>>70435850
>being a virgin
>bad
I hate the world today.
>>70431483
The daughter talks about anal and you have the mom and daughter hook up with the son. So theres a good chance your mom will stroke your dad off during the movie.
>>70432484
>virgins are an embarrassment to the male race.
That's why we're helping the community by not breeding though. Our genes are so defective that it would harm the human race by passing them down. Also, we're just plain broken people. We can't possibly raise a child to be a good member of society with our poor understanding of social contact, and how the world works in general.
I can't cum without thinking of Emma's teeth. I dig my fingernails into either side of my neck and imagine its her gigantic mouth. If I press hard enough to draw blood, I can orgasm without any genital stimulation.
God you faggots are pathetic
How hard is it to convince a woman to touch your dick? I managed by the time I was 15, ffs.
At a certain point, just pay for it already.
>>70436176
>Took a trip to the Phillipines just to lose my virginity at 23
Don't know if I should feel proud for that.
>>70436441
was it a ladyboy?
>>70436468
No, but I was tempted to find out where they were.
>>70435850
He should just give up at 28. He's a virgin so he's not going to get a 20 year old. He'll have to settle for fat single moms of mixed race kids who will still make him work for it. Not worth it.
It doesn't count if you pay for it, everyone knows that.
>>70432058down
>>70436441
Why did you travel all the way to Asia for hookers? You could have used the plane money for a really high class escort or at least travelled to a different Asian country where the women don't look like little monkeys.
>>70436659
Maybe he didn't pay for it. Apparently in the Philippines if you're a white man women will literally throw themselves at you and pay you drinks.
>>70436871
>Apparently in the Philippines if you're a white man hookers will literally throw themselves at you and pay you drinks.
is closer to the truth
>>70436176
I don't want to have casual sex you degenerate
but I also never leave my house
