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ITT: actors/celebrities who have killed humans
Hard mode:no jews
>>70426266
do you have any idea how many anonymous henchmen he's killed over the years?
>>70426266
>>70427379
WHEN I WOS IN BERMAH
>Matthew "I'll Flatten A Mick, Driving Auto Or Stick" Broderick
>Matthew "Speed Bump? Nah, Just Some Chump" Broderick
>Matthew "You'll Go Far, When I Hit You With My Car" Broderick
>>70428800
I need more
>>70428800
Ferris should never have been allowed to have a car. Good think Jeanie ruined the Vermont deal.
>>70428829
>Matthew "When I'm driving in Ireland, the roads are a dire land" Broderick
>Matthew "Highway to Dublin, my diesel's a bubblin'" Broderick
>Matthew "Hit pedestrians real fast, when drivin' in Belfast" Broderick
>Matthew "If I see you in Limerick, I'll run over your dick" Broderick
who did michael caine kill?
>>70429102
kek
>>70429025
>he doesnt know my cocaine is a serial killer
>>70429025
A bunch of no name krauts in the war
>>70430382
Tell us about it
>>70430495
So I was riding down the road. I think I was going like 25 mph or something. It was in the downtown area of this little city. This guy, a little older, maybe 55-60 years old walks out in front and I just smash the guy. I'm a little shaken up at first, but I finally stop maybe half a mile later and walk back to see the damage. Turns out the police are already there. The guy must have had every bone in his body broken. He's not dead at this point but I hear a paramedic say it'll be a miracle if he makes it through the night. Cops don't take my insurance or even drivers license. I walk back, get in my vehicle, and carry on my way. I felt bad for like a day, but it's all cool now.
>>70427544
>dat filename
>dat quote
>those repeating integers
>>70430382
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
>>70427426>>70428800
He said: no jews
>>70427813
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>70430723
That's fine and cute, but I actually did it.
>>70430798
That's never stopped the Jews before.
>>70430798
no he didnt
>>70428969
Kek
A lot of the cast of Battleship were actual Navy iirc.
>>70427813
Literally James Bond.
>>70431224
you hit a man accidentally, not really a "I was in Nam' and shot these gooks right in the face". More of a pathetic situation than anything.
>>70431503
As if you know what it's like to take a man's life anyways.
this man is responsible for approximately 200+ deaths.
>>70431633
>I took a mans life
>ACCIDENTALLY
>>70431696
I knew what I was doing. I even saw the guy coming. Didn't touch the brakes until after I hit him.
>>70429102
Made me grin
>>70430666
lmfao nice trips
>>70428800
>Matthew "My Day Off, Your Day Over" Broderick
>Matthew "No Brakes for the Wicked" Broderick
>Matthew "Want Me To Call Mommy, Mr. Crash Dummy?" Broderick
>Matthew "Hit and Run is a Lotta Fun" Broderick
>Matthew "Objects In Grill Are Less Human Than They Appear" Broderick
>>70431260
>>70429102
Took me a second, but pretty good.
>>70426266
not in the same league as her husband though.
>>70431634
N O S U R V I V O R S
