Who else believes he's a bad director and was making pointless bad movies for kids, post here. Just want to see how mature this board is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re72di5phM0
who?
He's unique. He's a special effects and music guy who can't direct actors or make compelling scenes. Pretty good overall as a director, it all just works somehow even though the performances are all terrible and it doesn't seem like he knows how to direct.
>>70418330
how small does your penis have to be to make a thread dedicated to hating such a great man
>>70418443I think that's the point of the thread. if someone says they hate him he'll say something like "good to know this board isn't mature" or some dumb shit
I can compare the amount of love and hate towards Carpenter to calculate the average age of this board. It seems to be about 12.
>>70418330
go back to star wars and capeshit, they're such great movies for people like you
>mfw this laziest of bait threads will probably get 200+ replies
Not a bad director. He made The Thing, In the mouth of madness and They Live. All great movies... All of which put me to sleep without fail. It's his droning music that hurts his films.
>>70418330
I love him, to each their own. I certainly don't think he's the greatest director ever or anything
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>>70418491
I don't watch that shit either, I'm sorry.
>>70418472
I considered that.
I just wanted to call out OP for have a small peepee becuase I too have a small pepe
I can't believe you fucks made me watch big trouble in little china - "it's so fun", "it still holds up"... that was the drug-addled on-the-fly fantasy plot of a bored rich man (inb4 but we know it's absurd so it doesn't count - it counts, fucko) .
>>70418596
I'm sorry then, mine is 6.5 inches, I don't use it much tho. Would swap it for yours if you agree that The Thing and Carpenter suck.
>>70418623
it's easily his most overrated film, the hyperbolic circle jerking about it is ridiculous.
Honestly, in this day and age of oversaturated political agendas, and art bloated with propaganda,
A "pointless" movie is the exact opposite of a bad movie. Imho.
>>70418585
i'm pretty sure you do
>>70418330
>implying he never made a bad movie during the 80's
>>70418659
NO DEAL!
>>70418667
QFT
>>70418669
If you believe those who hate modern cash grab flicks love monster flicks from 80s and vice versa you should immediately attend a visit to psychiatrist in order to investigate your possible autism.
>>70418759
post your top ten, right now
>>70418330
he's really overrated.
>>70418330
Big Trouble in Little China is one of my favorite movies of all time
>>70418875
Easy. But you will possibly not believe my list.
8½
Au Hasard Balthazar
Breathless
In the Mood for Love
L'Avventura
The Godfather I-II
The Searchers
The Third Man
There Will Be Blood
Touch of Evil
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>>70418661
all of you fucking murder yourselves
>>70419089
pretentious/10
>>70419089
DUDE ART FILMS LMAO
John Carpenter is awesome.
>>70418330
i hate him too bro
>>70419089
This is either excellent satire or you're one of the most banal and pathetic dilettantes on the entire planet.
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>>70418623
yfw most of the dialogue in Big Trouble was in the form of a question
>>70418330
I am disturbed by the sight of a younger, still alive looking John Carpenter.
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>>70419294
Well what else could I expect from those defending Carpenter.
>>70419089
Jesus Christ, they're all great films but there's no personality or originality, almost like you just got into movies the day before yesterday
Hopefully you'll get over your pseudo-patrician phase in a few years, you are me 10 years ago
>>70419349
>DUDE IMDB-CORE LMAO
I will not ask for your top 10 because I know it will be the thing, terminator, conan the barbarian etc
I've had enough, you don't need to reply to this thread anymore. The situation is clear to me.
>>70419168
I seriously love Carpenter but Big Trouble is one of those films I'll just never "get." If you like it that's fine
>>70419402
the "situation" being that you are a troll playing with us and we know this but respond anyway out of boredom
>>70419089
10/10 bait, I'm sure you're very stoked on all the (you)s you've gotten in this thread
>>70419168
I already did and I'm coming back to haunt your thread. That's how shit your opinion is, bud.
