What's /tv/s go to theater food? I personally enjoy a slice of pipping hot go'za'.
I make my own creme brulee. If I keep the torch under my shirt no one complains about the light.
>>70412794
Crablegs you fucking peasant
I bring in a big ol' pot of borscht. Occasionally I'll get pestered by a Slav or two for a cup though.
>>70412794
back to /ck/
Skittles and an Arizona Iced Tea
You can eat a whole cheesecake withoutbothing the audience
>>70412915
but bringing enough to share is how you make friends!
>>70412975
I started bringing in a stack of plastic cups and standing in front of the screen during the trailers asking if anyone wants any now.
I brought in my smoker to the theaters once. Had a good time smoking a nice brisket. I had to shoot an usher when he asked me to stop since the designated theater shooter was sick that day
>>70413044
I bet you've made a ton of friends now! Or I guess just ran a soup kitchen. Do homeless people go to movies
>>70413139
My theater lets homeless people sleep in the theater overnight. Some stick around all day by hiding in the theater wine cellar though
Pretzel > Buttered Popcorn > Nachos > Cheesy Popcorn > Caramel Popcorn > Cotton Candy
I hate my theater.
My theater changes their menu at the concession every month. This month is Swedish cuisine month.
>>70413230
>nachos
>below popcorn
Crab legs, usually I’m halfway finished before the pre‐screening shower is done though
What is the best food that I can share with my theater falcon?
>>70412892
>Eating crab legs at a theater
>>70412794
I like a freshly baked go' za' too
>>70413449
Let me guess. You're a lobsterpleb?
>>70413487
Seabass
i once went to a 'go 'za themed restaurant.
pretty intense experience i must say.
>>70413487
>not being a smoked salmon patrician.
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>>70413545
>chicken of the sea
>>70413511
>dog of the sea
I can't believe I share a board with you
>>70412794
take your shitty ck memes back to your containment board fatty
>>70413589
Spotted the plebian who brings in a ramen cup
>>70413586
i hope you arent one of those seafood weirdos.
>>70413460
This is go' za' pacho though
Crab legs with 'to style 'cha
>>70413586
>I can't believe I share a board with you
You don't, I just came over from /sp/ to try and find a horror movie recommendation and decided to stay and shitpost
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>>70413639
get on my level
>>70413745
oh are you the megan is missing guy
>>70413749
very disgusting. seafood is literally proles food, since you pick it from the shore and eat it from your own hand. also these eat and grow on literal sewer shit.
>>70413791
No, and I have no idea what Megan is missing is
>>70413847
well I never.
>>70413291
They're "nachose" are really some sort of convenience store brand that tastes like shit. At least the popcorn only tastes like rubber sometimes, and they put enough butter on it you can't taste it every other time.
>>70412794
My girlfriend and I legitimately brought in thai food to the theater in tupperware we hid in her giant purse once. Otherwise, just some buncha crunch and popcorn with soda. Sometimes if I want to be a bit healthier I get some plantain chips and kombucha from the co-op across the street and sneak it in. I know this is a joke thread, but this is all 100% true.
>>70414407
>Girls can literally use their purses to sneak in large food items
No fair that's another advantage women have over guys. If I wanted to do that I'd have to shove the item up my ass.
>>70414500
You could become a cute trap. That way no one would look twice at you with a purse
>>70414676
Is it worth the food though? IS IT REALLY?
>>70414761
>becoming a cute trap
>not worth it for any reason
