>Give me back my Rhodey
>We're still friends, right/
>Orange slices
>I hate you
>They aren't stopping
>Remember that star wars movie?
This has got to be the worst battle in history. The shit humor took away all stakes.
Even deadpool was better.
the only shit quips came from ant man
>>70402923
>muh stakes
Ant Man and Spidey are quipmasters. what do you want, them to be edgelords like Batman? also don't forget
>martha
>thought she was with you
>GOD VS MAN
>tell me....... do you bleed.......... you will........
>>70402975
>Dude I'm so mad you're calling out Civil War
>Let me mention DC
Loool
>>70402923
This was the only movie where you thought 'They might actuallly kill off a major character'
Now we know they dont have the balls every single film from here will have stakes even lower than what they were originally. Its boring knowing all the main characters simple cannot die due to sequals
>>70402923
They weren't mortal enemies yet, why would there be high stakes? The main conflict was that Cap wanted to get on a plane, and Iron Man wanted to take him in. Nobody wanted to kill each other (except maybe Black Panther and Bucky)
>>70402975
Dude the title's Civil War, and there's slightly more danger in here than in This Means War.
It needed tension, a lot of it.
>>70403078
I don't know man I'm pretty sure they're going to kill Cap and maybe Iron Man since Evans and RDJ both want out of the movies
>>70402975
>See, what we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark Joe, 'cause God is tribal; God takes sides! No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations. I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be.
Marvel:
>I DON'T CARE YOU KILLED MY MOM
>Anybody got any orange slices
>IS THAT A METAL ARM? AWESOME DUDE
>>70402964
Ant-Man had the best quips.
The worst ones came from Falcon, so shitty, I'm not even sure if they were quips or not
>"Come on, pet him"
>"Bird costume? Seriously?"
>"So, do you like cats?"
>"I better not look out the window and see anybody flying around in that"
>calling Ant-Man "tic-tac"
>>70402975
>tell me....... do you bleed.......... you will........
What's bad about this line? It's certainly better than the "new character is excited to see his favourite superheros irl and awkwardly remarks upon it" meme which Civil War used TWICE.
>>70403040
>1.jpg
Remember when you thought BVS would hit a billion?
>>70403136
Death and rape, we get it, you're edgy.
>if you critisize ghostbusters you must be a trump supporter
>if you critisize civil war you must be a dc fan
when.did the internet became so stupid?
>>70403164
Now thats edgy. Even Black Panther was better with his THE LIVING ARE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET.
>>70403270
>tension means death
Don't make films
>>70403167
He a bro. You a ho.
>>70403300
Youre not criticizing it DCuck. LE QUIPS XDD is outing you out as one
>>70403272
Huh
>>70403300
It's only the Evans poster autist of 4chan who thinks that.
Just ignore him.
>>70403300
Are you new to the internet or just humanity in general?
quip
>>70403339
It damn sure does not. You think there's no tension without death, you are a fuckin child. You probably shit your pants on test day, be it spelling bee or the Aids clinic.
top 3 WORST quips
>You have the right to remain silent
>Come on, pet him
>Give me back my Rhodey
>>70403344
Don't get me wrong, I like Falcon, but all those quips were terrible and not funny
At least his interactions with Bucky were alright
>>70403388
Exhibit A.
You're a fucking retarded autist. What Evans will you reply me with?
>>70402923
What did you expect from Iron Quip, Ant-Quip and Spider-Quip?
TONY STANK LMAO
>Marvel movies
>>70403164
This is why DC will always lose. They would rather be deep than fun. Problem is, deep is easier to screw up than fun and when you fail trying to be deep it's a thousand time more cringeworthy than failing to be fun.
When you screw up deep you get an edgelord who is unbearable to watch. When you screw up fun you just get a joke that doesn't land.
>>70403491
I defend it because he is Not written as a comedian.
>>70403528
Exhibit A. Outing yourself. Its alright man. 27% isnt bad.
>>70402923
>muh quipping boogeyman
fuck off
>>70403667
Cringe lmao
>>70403942
>lmao
Cringe
>>70403144
>RDJ
Maybe
>Evans
Is up for whatever Marvel gives him forever.
>>70403167
>"Bird costume? Seriously?"
>"So, do you like cats?"
>"I better not look out the window and see anybody flying around in that"
Those are sarcastic remarks, not quips
>why are these family movies so light hearted
>I wish they would do what I want them to do
>I don't even like capeshit
>Is citizen Kane patrician kino
Op why are you such a butch who makes the same thread multiple times a day?
>>70402923
Yeah all the quipping made it hard to take the fight even slightly seriously. And this new spiderman was insufferable. He sounds like a squeaker on Xbox Live.
>>70403406
The original poster never implied the guy from your pic was the evansposter.
>>70404209
It wasnt supposed to be serious. The point was to get Bucky and Cap away.
The only one who was serious was Tchalla.
>>70403214
Is it the same guy that use to run around crying about /pol/ and now calls people numales for not liking capeshit trash he likes?
>>70403406
>he thinks its one guy
>>70404264
I don't think it needed to be all grimdark and shit but c'mon.
>>70404264
That's the whole point, it's the big climax of the movie and no one gives a shit "We are just friends, right? Come on, let's destroy this airport"
No stakes whatsoever
Well, I enjoyed it.
Will the movie be better if you take out the quips or not?
>>70402923
>Even Deadpool was better
Deadpool was great, so obviously
>>70404327
The only ones quipping were Antman and Spiderman. Theyre supppsed to quip.
Clint was going easy on Widow and Witchfu pointed it out.
Vision was the wildcard and he went crazy.
You dont kill the people you want alive.
>>70402923
The humor is a cynical tactic to remove any honesty from the film so as to make it safe from any criticism. Disney doesn't trust the source material nor the the audience enough to give them a non-ironic movie
>it's okay for me to like this kids flick because the quips acknowledge its lack of verisimilitude
>>70404348
>Climax
>Airport fight
Hey bud, next time watch the movie before discussing it. Trust me it helps.
>>70404348
The climax was IM vs Cap/Bucky and that was kind of dark because Tony wanted Bucky dead.
>>70404444
>copy and paste
tv/ is a joke now.
>>70404348
t. Kevin
>>70404423
I kind of wonder what a Deadpool fan is like in real life. What person over 18 laughed at anything in this movie ?
>>70404444
The only worthwhile part of your post was the quads
>>70403635
It's more snyder that is a try hard. Btfo v supercuck was no actual danger and it just just literal grimdark where even the filtering was dark and it made no difference for the death of superman when we know he's coming back.
Snyder sucks
>>70404264
>trillion dollars worth of destruction
>XD just kidding folks
>>70404547
Hi Evansposter !
>>70402923
>>70404646
>if i deflect accusing othersas an evans poster it means im right.
Dcucks everyone.
>>70404543
I kind of wonder what someone who watches movies he wants to hate is like. Do you hang out with other people who do nothing but bitch as well?
>>70403635
It's more that marvel is better at brand loyalty (even in the comics)
>inb4 marvel makes better films
No
>>70404714
The ad campaign made it look like it could be funny.
It wasn't
>>70404444
>doesn't trust the source material
>adds in the goofy dialogue from comic books
Wat m8? Are you upset that they follow the formula?
>>70404703
>REEEEEEE DISNEY SAVE ME
are you okay ?
>>70404779
>he falls for adds
>the commercials made it look funny but when I saw the scene in theaters it wasn't any more
And you're calling other posters out as being underage?
No wonder Civil War’s big blow-out — half the superheroes pointlessly battling the other half in a Leipzig airport — becomes repetitious and calamitous.
It’s the most pointless, decadent scene of the year so far. Directing team Anthony and Joe Russo work by-the-numbers, staging blurry, undecipherable action and rounding up extraneous Marvel characters Ant Man (Paul Rudd) and Spider Man (Tom Holland) for comic relief.
It’s rebooting on top of rebooting simply because fanboys love a reboot; that’s how pathetically indoctrinated we’ve become.
>>70404790
>I don't read comics
Maybe new comics use jokes to point out how stupid it is but generally comics didn't use quips like the films do. Even Spider-Man just used jokes to make fun of bad guys not to point out how dumb his comics are
>>70403576
Every character is a quipper, it's fucking pathetic.
Don't forget about Quip Panther, Quip Eye, and Quip Widow also.
>>70404444
Quads confirm.
Fuck it's pathetic seeing Marvelcucks trying to argue with this poster when he HAS QUADS! A new low indeed.
>>70403144
Regardless of what they may say to the media I don't think either of them is anywhere near hitting that "I'm not coming back no matter how big the check is" level.
These movies pay for an incredible position of "Fuck You".
>>70405043
When the fuck did panther quip?
And for the record, what is a quip to you? Is it every time there is an attempt at lightheartedness or humor?
>>70404859
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1404743668210/
>>70405206
Don't overanalyze the terminology. These movies are jokey throughout. Every single character has at least one one liner in every single movie.
>>70405543
They're action movies. Shitty one liners are the bread and butter of action movies
>>70404900
>new comics use jokes
So you have never read a pre 1970s comic then, thanks for confirming that you're talking out your ass and don't know the source material at all.
>>70405754
Yeah, and the worst action movies are pg-13 quipfests like Lethal Weapon 4, the latest Die Hard movies, every Transformers ever.
>>70404900
>Maybe new comics use jokes to point out how stupid it is
>not to point out how dumb his comics are
You're a goddamn idiot.
>>70402923
>Literally quips: The characters
Well they are the Avengers. I'm not sure what you would expect differently. We can't all be the Spectre.
>>70402923
Literally none of those are quips, is this what counts as shitposting these days?
>>70406391
What is a quip even these days?
Nothing but a buzzword.
>>70406391
>>70405206
What on god's forsaken planet are you people even talking about?! Quips are just witty remarks. All of those count.
>>70402923
Weak b8 thread senpai
>>70406581
You should really look up what "wit" means.
Please tell me how, "They aren't stopping," is witty.
>>70406549
Quip is anything that breaks the serious tone in a family movie. Adult loners don't like it.
>>70406689
>Quip is anything that breaks the serious tone in a family movie.
I think that's how they must be using it. Normal people call those "jokes".
>>70406689
>>70403442
>>70404327
>>70404264
>>70402923
>>70404444
>>70404823
It's Disney, not Marvel.
I rewatched The First Avenger again and there was more violence and tension here than in the phase 2 movies, by this i mean neck snaps, people being shot to death, torture. Picrelated shows it.
>>70406823
The buyout was in 2009.
>>70406823
First Avenger is a Disney movie.
>>70406888
Paramount was still distributing and making movies along with Marvel. Disney first MCU movie was "The Avengers".
>>70405206
>My name's Clit.
>I don't care.
kek
>>70407111
And that is how I know you're a shitposter.
>>70406823
He is right
>>70407227
The truth hurts, huh faggot? I know.
>>70402923
>Movie lasts 2:30 hours
>I read this in 10 seconds
yes, it was the whole movie you DCuck. Sure, quips.
>>70402923
It was really jarring have cappy and Bucky in this serious plot and in the same battle goofy ass characters like spiderman.
>>70403167
>"So, do you like cats?"
I liked this one
>>70409778
I dont care isnt a quip faggot
>>70402923
Literally all of those are from the airport fight
WOAH look guys, I'm big and clumsy now!
Isn't that swell?
Haha
>>70410324
It quite clearly is intended as a quip, faggot.
>>70402923
Explain how any of those lines were uncharacteristic or didn't make sense in their specific contexts then.
>>70404823
>more deflecting.
>>70403136
And it did in the third act. Thats the point of the second not being as serious, to subvert expectations.
The quips aren't even the core problem. The problem is that the status quo is maintained throughout the whole film. At the end nothing has changed. Rhodes can even walk again. No one is dead. There is still tension between Tony and Steve. And all the Avengers are out of jail.
>>70410521
if you think I DONT CARE is a quip youre a fag
>>70403144
>RDJ
>Quitting the role that turned both his life and career around
Nope.
>>70402923
Is this your first experience with superheroes?
>>70406549
Literally everything is buzzword: the thread
>>70402975
>>GOD VS MAN
>>tell me....... do you bleed.......... you will........
Are you implying these were meant to be quips, because that's fucking retarded.
>>70403164
>>See, what we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark Joe, 'cause God is tribal; God takes sides! No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations. I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be.
>There's only one God m'lady, and I'm pretty sure he dosen't dress like that.
>>70405206
I will give you a definitive definition of what a "quip" is in the sense of a marvel movie.
It's a line that's actually being said to the audience. The line has the exact same meaning if the character looked straight at the camera and said it, because thats who they are actually saying the line too. It completely breaks the tension of the scene because the character is obviously self aware to a degree.
Take this clip for example
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zWLwP9pEWB8
The line about shit flying, bow and arrow and being crazy isn't really being said to scarlet witch, and it completely ruins any tension the scene might have had.
Compare this to the line in BvS where Martha says to batman about the cape, or in civil war Tony saying to clif he doesn't care who he is. They are jokes and witty remarks but aren't "quips" in the sense talked about here because they aren't commentary.
>>70404000
>Cringe
Cringe
>>70403164
>See, what we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark Joe, 'cause God is tribal; God takes sides! No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations. I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be.
This reads like the signature of a neckbeard's Atheism Forums profile.
>>70412973
That's pretty much lex's character though, so it fits
>>70411226
It's definitely an ironic quip, you fucking faggot.
>>70402923
D R O P P E D
>>70412583
They are quips.
Edgy quips.
>>70402923
>>70413108
D R O P P E D
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1465010940466.jpg
>>70402923
I liked the quips shit or not the omain problem I have was the quality drops they are making to have Robert Downey Jnr in the movies Spierman and Iron mans CGI was shit and noticeably so They need to replace RDJ as Iron man...
>>70412677
>implying any of that drivel is profound
Having some jew explain over and over what the movie is trying to convey isn't clever writing
>>70404859
Le based contrarian nigger
>>70402923
quiperydoo
>>70402923
Fuck you, Orange Slices was great.
I like CW and BvS. Spiderman is my favorite and I think Superman is stupid. It's obvious to any adult that BvS is a better movie though.
>>70413108
>>70413161
/pol/, stop ruining this board
>>70413108
>>70413161
Do Jews only exist in NY and LA? I don't think I've ever come across one in real life.
>>70403272
POETRY
>Spidey's Spider-Sense was hardly if at all featured in this movie
>>70402923
make way for the better marvel franchise
>>70415681
They nailed every single aspect of spider-man except his spider-sense
>>70403214
>>70404423
>>70404543
OP is simply choosing the better to two shitty sitcoms
>>70415681
He said it was overwhelming to him.
>>70416327
>projected to barely surpass 400 million
You mean the one nobody cares about?
Captain America: Civil War:
-Villain is an ordinary guy with no super powers
-Villain manipulates people using deception to cause heroes to fight each other
-Movie is all about the human consequences of a previous film
-Movie is used to set up a new franchise.
Batman vs Superman:
-Villain is an ordinary guy with no super powers
-Villain manipulates people using deception to cause heroes to fight each other
-Movie is all about the human consequences of a previous film
-Movie is used to set up a new franchise.
Partisan faggots utterly and completely BTFO
i found jennifer lawrence more bearable than scarlet jewhanson to be honest
>>70406931
>Disney first MCU movie was "The Avengers".
Then why does it have the Paramount intro at the beginning, instead of the Disney one? At the time, Iron Man 3 was called the first fully Disney one. retroactively it seems people have started saying it was the Avengers.
>>70418206
I agree. I still prefer Marvel but only because I hate the people working on Dawn of Justass
What's with the orange slices quip?
Is it "le ebin random", or was it referencing something?
>>70403078
I was sure Iron man was dead as fuck after his fight with cap. I thought his life support was borked
>>70418500
Orange slices are usually snacks provided by little league / soccer moms at children's sports games. He was asking for a refreshment after their literal game of touch football. As soon as I heard that line I knew I had outgrown Marvel movies.
>>70415615
that is where most of them live yeah
>>70418206
>>70415615
I went to school in rich people town, knew a lot of Jews growing up. Good friends, nice people. Often a little SJW, but very nice people regardless.
>>70418502
I think he had surgery in the 3rd Iron Man movie, had the metal shards removed finally.
I honestly don't remember super well, it wasn't an amazing film.
>>70418903
I guess something like that happened I had not seen a marvel movie since the avengers 1
>>70418000
>>70418426
>I hate the people
>newfaggot detected
We wuz kang should have killed zemo at the end
>>70418195
>more money equals better quality
Stick to Transformers, disneydrone
>>70403167
I fucking hated "I hate you" it's such a cliched line
>>70418206
The difference is one ends with the heroes fighting each other and its about their conflict, the other resorts to a boss battle at the cost of plot.
>>70419216
But there's no quality in Apocalypse.
