Change one word in a Lord of the Rings quote to 'nigger'
Fly you nigger
niggers
Hasta la vista, nigger.
A nigger is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to
There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this nigger
niggers boilem mashem stickem inna stew
Niggers shall not pass!
You bow to no nigger
>>>/b/
Shit tier humor lads
I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My nigger.
it's like i'm 15 again on /b/
>>70387912
It's summer. Prepare for a lot of these threads.
there are still some niggers in this world mr frodo. and it's worth fighting for.
>>70387853
actual lol
I am no nigger
Looks like nigger is back on the menu, boys!
>>70387943
>>70387912
>>70387946
when did they say these lines? which movie was it
It's a riddle! What's the nigger word for friend?
melon.
>>70387792
It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill the nigger when he had the chance!
You wouldn't part an old man from his walking nigger?
You have no nigger here Gandalf greyhame
>>70387946
These threads are always around and have been for awhile, not just on this board either.
So I can only guess that's it your first time here and that you saw someone else going "lol it's summer!" and you were clever enough to parrot it again here to try and disguise your newfaggotry.
They have a Cave Nigger.
Nigger does not simply walk into mordor.
Three niggers for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One nigger to rule them all, One nigger to find them,
One nigger to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."
they're taking the niggers to isengard
The niggers are lit! Gondor calls for aid!
my nigger
The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark niggers.
>>70388037
It's still 15 year old /b/-tier humour, and yeah, no ones is denying that /tv/ is basically /b/ 2.0 and has been for quite some time
keep it safe, keep it nigger.
The age of men is over. The time of the niggers has come
>>70388073
lololol
>>70387984
ayy lmao
speak "nigger" and enter.
let's hunt some niggers
>>70388320
how did they get away with this? it is [YEAR] after all.
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the niggers of this world alone.
>>70387946
>muh summerfags
I would have followed you my brother...my captain...my nigga
>>70388538
>>70387941
fuck you for not reading the thread, nigger
posting in an epic thread
mr frodo, we truly are lord of the niggers.
Do i have you guys permission to post this to reddit?
I see we have a few offended redditors in our midst
Enjoying your first summer on the chan?
>>70388615
it would hurt someone's feelings so no.
>>70388156
Everyone calls their least favorite board "/b/ 2.0".
Whom do you serve?
NIGGERS!
>>70388037
Hello OP
>>70387946
As opposed to the more sophisticated discussion during fall, winter, and spring
>>70388650
Roger that XD
>>70388653
>Implying /tv/ isn't a designated shitposting board
NOBODY TOSSES A NIGGER!
This is now a Tom Bombadil thread
What can men do against such reckless niggers?
he was a nigger and a good friend.
niggers? it was niggers that stayed his hand.
But they were all of them deceived for another Nigger was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Nigger, to control all others and into this Nigger, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Nigger to rule them all.
Nigger, I'm back
>>70387984
kek
So there I was at the mercy of three monstrous trolls. And they were all arguing amongst themselves about how they were going to cook us. Whether it be turned on a spit or whether they should sit on us one by one and squash us into jelly. They spent so much time arguing the witherto's and whyfor's that the sun's first light cracked open over the top of the trees... Poof! And turned them all into niggers!
There can be only one Nigger. And he does not share power!
>>70388736
>>70388744
roflcopter
gandalf the grey? i'm gandalf the nigger.
Don't... tempt me Frodo! I dare not take It, not even to keep It safe. Understand Frodo, I'd want to use this Nigger from a desire to do good, but through me, It would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine."
Pippin: Is he going to die?
Aragorn: He is passing into the Shadow World. He'll soon become a nigger like them.
>>70387984
holy shit kek
>>70388866
>>70388880
>>70388908
"They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one, they fell into darkness and now they're slaves to His will. They are the Niggers. Neither living nor dead. At all times, they feel the presence of the Ring. Drawn to the power of the One, they will never stop hunting you."
You have my sword
-And my bow
-AND MY NIGGERS!
>>70387792
My nigga Balin would give us a rrrrroyal welcome
hobbits? sounds like nigger mischief.
>Elrond: You're outnumbered, Aragorn. You need more niggers.
>Aragorn: There are none.
>Elrond: There are those who dwell in the mountain.
>Aragorn: Murderers. Traitors. You would call upon them to fight? They believe in nothing. They answer to no nigger.
>Elrond: They will answer to the king of niggers.
>Elrond: Anduril, Flame of the West, forged from the shards of niggers.
>Aragorn: Sauron will not have forgotten the sword of niggers. The blade that was broken shall return to Minas Tirith.
>Elrond: The man who can wield the power of this nigger can summon to him an army more deadly than any that walks this earth. Put aside the nigger. Become who you were born to be. Take the Dimholt Road.
>Elrond: I give hope to niggers.
>Aragorn: I keep niggers for myself.
>>70388960
>>70388970
>>70388976
>>70387792
Boromir: "This is no mine... It's a tomb!"
Legolas: "Niggers!"
>>70387792
Astalavista nigger
>Eowyn: Ride with me.
>Merry: My nigger!
"“Do not meddle in the affairs of niggers, for they are not subtle and quick to anger.”
ain't no niggers here. they're up in hobbiton.
>>70387792
"The niggers are LIT!"
>>70389014
>>70389042
>>70389043
>>70389064
>>70389066
I want reddit to leave
>>70388953
>>70389011
nice memes, my friend ;^)
For Nigger.
And then you see it...
What, Gandalf? See what?
White niggers
...idly do the niggers of lorien fall.
>>70389140
KEKALOO
>>70389135
need to contribute to this epic thread :>)
>>70389110
Have a good cry about it before you fuck off yourself
>>70387792
Nigger you fools.
>>70389187
is this actually reddit or bait?
>>70389187
Niggers in the dark.
>Gandalf: Look at me. What did you see?
>Pippin: A nigger. There was a white nigger in a courtyard of stone. It was dead. The nigger was burning.
I cant tell if this entire thread is bait or actually reddit
>96 posts
>46 posters
Epic fail bros
I meant to go back...wander the paths of
Mirkwood, visit Laketown, see the Lonely
Mountain again...but Niggers, it seems, have
finally caught up with me.
>>70389437
nice
His treachery runs deeper than you know.
By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Nigger
with Goblin Men...he is breeding an army
in the caverns of Isengard.
An army that can move in Sunlight and cover great distance at speed.
Saruman is coming for the Ring.
Your witchcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a nigger.
>>70389385
if everyone posted twice there's not a problem
Cast Nigger into the fire! Destroy it!
Nigger.
Nigger!
Fool of a nigger!
>>70387792
For it is over, and the world of niggers will fall.
>>70388155
>>70388110
>>70387984
Actually made me laugh.
9 niggers were given to the race of men, who above all else, desire power
>>70388744
not possible
Your love of the nigger's leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
Ok, I'll bite, and I am disappoint that no one else did this one yet, you people disgust me:
All we have to decide is what to do with the nigger that is given us.
Ok, I'll bite, and I am disappoint that no one else did this one yet, you people disgust me:
All we have to decide is what to do with the nigger that is given us.
Even the smallest of niggers can change the course of the future
War will make niggers of us all.
Gollum: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Smeagol: [shaking his head] No. Not master!
Gollum: [snarling malevolently] Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE.
Smeagol: Master is my friend.
Gollum: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!
Smeagol: [closes his ears with his hands] I'm not listening... I'm not listening...
Gollum: You're a liar and a thief.
Smeagol: No.
Gollum: [sinister whisper] *Nigger*.
Smeagol: [voice breaking; hurt by Gollum's remark] Go away!
Gollum: "Go away?"
[Gollum laughs mockingly as Smeagol begins to cry]
his old life lay behind in the mists, dark nigger lay in front
We have finally come to an agreement.
Agreement on what?
We have agreed...
That you are not not niggers.
>>70390616
Nigger, we're home..
We ain't had nothing but maggoty nigger for three stinking days!
