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2016-06-03 03:53:43 Post No. 70374093
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2016-06-03 03:53:43
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>Go see Gods of Egypt
>Only a handful of people in the audience, but all of them are 30+ year old white people
>Opening of the movie begins, everyone just watching the movie
>Suddenly turns into Beast Wars, with a giant jackal fighting a giant bird
>Entire theater erupts into laughter
>Laughter starts dying out as people realize this is going to be what the rest of the movie is like
>Guy gets his eyes ripped out with light shining out, bleeding gold
>Camera suddenly pans to black guy who morphs into a pig and starts snorting at the camera
>More laughter erupts
>5 minutes later the cinema is nearly empty because everyone has walked out for a refund
>Follow suit and walk to the ticket booth and ask for refund
>"Oh I'm so sorry sir, I thought we had fixed the sound issue. Is it still bad?"
>Look at her confused, "It's nothing to do with the sound, the movie is just shit"
>She smirks at me
>"Well sorry sir, we only give refunds for technical issues and when your experience has been disturbed by another customer :)"
>Ask if everyone else got the refund
>Tells me they did, because they all said the sound was cutting out
>Tfw I have to go back in and finish the piece of shit "film" because I didn't want to have just wasted $30
Anyone else been cucked by a film to this degree before?
