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>thr next Bond will be a numale or muh diversity >there
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>thr next Bond will be a numale or muh diversity
>there will never be another alpha male Bond
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I thought that was Ben Affleck in the catalog thumbnail
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>idris elba
>not alpha male

wew lad
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>>70364385
>idris elba
>being bond
wew lad
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The next Bond will definitely be a white male. SJWs will whine a bit, but they were never the main Bond audience anyway.

Also, QoS is underrated 2bh.
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>>70364333
Why is /tv/ so sure about this

There's literally no evidence that would happen

Oh no, some people signed a petition, that means its definitely happening for some reason
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>>70364416

>craig
>bond
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>>70364473
autism
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>>70364461

/tv/ overreacts just as much as SJWs. Oh no, Idris Elba is popular, that means tumblr is taking over muh Bond. You have to be delusional if you genuinely think the next Bond is going to be black.
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>>70364333

serious question, Why is it that they don't pick normal height men (5'7 - 5'9) to play as Bond? From a logical point of view, isn't it better to pick average height spies so that you can blend in better?

I'm personally rooting for Dave Franco to be the next Bond
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>>70364333

I want to see Craig play an action movie protagonist other than Bond. Say what you want about him as 007, but he's always given off an alpha vibe.
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>>70364333
Paki bond when?
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>>70364690

It would also make sense for a spy not to give out their real name to practically anyone who asks.

Bond skirts by on charm, charisma, talent, and lots of luck.
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Apologize
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>>70364473

But none of them are laughing?
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>>70364473
>Cast as the fictional British secret agent James Bond in October 2005, his first film in the role, Casino Royale, was released internationally in November 2006.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Craig
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I hope it's Tom Hiddleston. And I hope there's not a lot of stupid fucking gadgets.
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>>70364737
Have you seen Layer Cake? Not an action movie, more like a thriller, but Craig is great in it.
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>>70364879
after Die Another Day and Austin Powers, it'll never be goofy shlock again.

This is a positive change.

Hiddleston will probably be a bit more comedic through.
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>>70364879

Hiddleston is too nice looking, doesn't come off as a killer.

Michael Fassbender is the perfect choice, but they'll never cast him for some reason, seems like they don't like casting already famous actors.
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>yfw they cast david mitchell as bond
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the names... Bond. James Bond.
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>>70364994

There's a pic of Hiddleston with his hair slick-backed and in a suit, he looked a lot like the Ian Bond. Nailed that Cold War agent vibe.

I do agree though, Fassbender would be preferred.
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>>70365138

The name's Charisma, No Charisma.
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>>70364690
A very important part of the character is that he's an archetypical übermenchen so being tall rugged handsome is a given. he's supposed to be physically privileged to be able to do all that amazing stuff too. also

>5'9'' , let alone 5'7'' not absolute manlet heights, lel
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>>70365815

Honestly, the book Bond is a lanklet, he doesn't have to be particularly athletic, but since Craig people have started to think that Bond has to be super fit. Brosnan was straight up flabby in his last movie.

But yeah, Bond can't be short, even Craig got lots of shit for being under 6ft, there's no way they'd pick someone 5'7.
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>the name's Bond
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>>70364737
>trigger discipline
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>>70365138
>the name's bald...James Bald
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Cast John C. Reilly and just play it completely straight without exception.
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>>70366431

Thing is, I bet he could pull it off.
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>>70364333
>numale
Are you retarded? A new male looks like this. They would never cast someone who looks like this.
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>>70364690
roger moore is best bond anyway
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>>70365626
Have you seen Man from UNCLE? He's really great in it.
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>>70366650
noo
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>>70365138
LOOK
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>>70366650

Connery is clearly the best Bond, with Moore second. Everyone else just copied those two, except for Craig, who didn't even try to play Bond.
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>>70366650
maybe if you're from Reddit and love lazy rehash cash-grabs that have aged horribly and are extremely cringe inducing.
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>>70366778
Dalton is the best.
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>>70366650
1. Brosnan
2. Craig
3. Connery
4. Dalton
5. Latenzby

POWER GAP

9001. Moore
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>>70366206
>not Bondh
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>>70365138
This was his destiny, he must be James Bond. If anybody wants to argue otherwise, i'll hear them out but only under the condition that their choice be as manly or manlier than Cavill (good fucking luck)
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>>70366920
yep
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>>70366867
1. Dalton
2. Craig
3. Connery
4. Bronson
5. Lazenby


POWER GAP

9001. Moore
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>>70364486
autismal
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>>70366650
Baby Boomer scum detected.
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>>70366650
Dalton > Connery > Craig > Moore > Lazenby > Brosnan
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>>70366961
I probably put Dalton too low, he's really good.

1. Brosnan
2. Craig
3. Dalton
4. Connery
5. Latenzby

POWER GAP

9001. Moore

Your list is great though. Great taste.
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>>70367064
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>>70366980
That's it he's coming to get you in 5 minutes, now he's at Chiswick Roundabout
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>There's a case to be made that Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever, or at least in a very long time," Dalton said in a phone interview from London. "With Roger Moore it was a pastiche that almost became a parody at the end. And with Pierce [Brosnan], I think he wanted to go darker and deeper but that wasn’t what those movies were.”
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>>70364333
even though it's called "James Bond" they'll probably shift focus from the main character to some team bullshit MUCH LIKE MARVEL SUPER HEROES QUIPS AND QUIPS AND QUIPS AND QUIPS
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>>70365138
Man from UNCLE was better than spectre
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>>70367211
spectre was such a disappointment
i really hope craig doesn't make his last bond filmthat
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>>70367064
>>70367104
what gamecube game?
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>>70367185

Triggered much?
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1) Dalton
2) Connery
3) Lazenby
4) Brosnan

POWER GAP

9001) Moore
9002) Craig
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>>70367229
I kinda enjoyed it but yeah I hope there's one more.

Imagine Tom Hiddleston killing him at the end.
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>>70364333
>numale or muh diversity
>implying muh diversity can't be alpha
whites are the most nu male race anyway, if you want an alpha bond you want a non-white bond
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Dalton > Connery > Craig > Moore > Lazenby > Brosnan
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>>70367342
>hating based Craig
>"le I was born in the wrong generation! xDD classics rule!!"

sup Reddít

Decent list otherwise...
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The only bond films i like r qos and cr is that order
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>>70367342

Shit tier taste.

1) Connery
2) Craig
3) Brosnan
4) Dalton
5) Moore
6) Lazenby

Only correct answer.
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>>70367473
>calling others shit
>having brosnan that high
wew
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>>70367403
8/10 list
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>>70367434
I have no problem with the generation I was born into, what the fuck are you on about?
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>>70367098

1. Connery
2. Moore

POWER GAP

3. Dalton
4. Lazenby
5. Brosnan
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Craig was the best bond. All the others were too smarmy and are a bunch of mary sue.

Craig's Bond was rugged, alpha as fuck and still had vulnerabilities.

He revived the franchise. Connery and everyone else can sit in the trunk.
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DUDE SPIES LMAO
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>>70367494

Brosnan made four movies. At least two were good, at a push three. He outranks Dalton, Moore and Lazenby on that alone.
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>>70367576
He's really the only Bond that was an actual character with emotions and not a Gary Stu power fantasy (aside from GoldenEye because of 006)

The others have their on-screen charms, but in terms of characterization, yes, he was clearly the best.

Definitely the most Alpha by a large margin.
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>>70367546
>2. Moore

lolno
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>>70367648
He made one good, one decent, and 2 terrible

Dalton made 2 good, lazenby had only one but it was good. The negitive movies bring him down alot
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>>70367457
QoS is underrated.

https://youtu.be/z7kFoR4m1Y0
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>>70367737
Had some good Bond girls
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best bond movies

Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Living Daylights
License To Kill
GoldenEye
Casino Royale
Skyfall
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>>70367699
>Dalton made 2 good

Don't make me laugh.

>lazenby had only one but it was good

Pic related, yeah? Come on.

>The negitive movies bring him down alot

No, you dismiss them, they don't negate the good.
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>>70366650
>>70366778

Its

1. Lazenby
2. Dalton - Moore
3. Brosnan
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>>70367783
>Don't make me laugh
you're right, they're not good, they're fantastic
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>>70367737
If it wasn't for the awful editing and shaky cam during a lot of the action scenes it'd be remembered much more favorably imo. The story was decent and worked as a nice continuation to Casino Royale.
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>>70367757
definitely.
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>he will never hit women again

Feelsbadman
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>>70367779
good list.
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>>70367832
I'm glad I'm not the only who thought the story was a good continuation of CR.
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>the name is bond
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>>70368218
>Trans Bond.
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>>70367783
>Dalton and OHMSS movies not good
I expected bad taste but not this terrible
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>>70367971
I thought depleting water was disturbingly realistic.
It's something that could actually happen.
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>The name is Bond
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>>70368374
Not the plot, but Bond's personal story.
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I'd be ok with a woman Bond if she still dressed like a man and fucked chicks

And they never brought up feminism at any point or did any obnoxious women empowerment scenes
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>>70368410
What's his name again?
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>>70368410
People would freak over a non-white bond, what makes you think an Ayy Lmao would be better?
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>>70367681
I hate his stupid face, looks like putin. Doesn't even have black hair
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>>70368621

>people would freak

They've been getting away with calling Daniel Craig Bond for the past decade. What makes you think that taking another giant leap into not-Bond territory would surprise anyone at this point?
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>>70367681
>He's really the only Bond that was an actual character with emotions and not a Gary Stu power fantasy

So did Dalton, not to discredit Craig
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>>70366943
he looks so much like a younger Connery.
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>>70368764
I really haven't watched Dalton's films as much as I should have.

Time to rewatch!
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>>70364473
faggot
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>>70368757
nice meme
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>The name is Bond
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>>70367681

this.
"Vodka Martini" "How would you like it?" "I don't give a shit."
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>>70368975
He should be the next Indiana Jones.
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>>70368963

Opinions that differ from yours aren't going to just go away by calling them "memes".
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>>70364690
>normal height
>5'7-5'9

where do you live? japan? italy? spain? 5'10-6'2 is normal for white males
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>>70369198
Daniel Craig is literally James Bond though.

That's a fact, saying he isn't is a meme.
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>>70367473
this
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>>70369254

Even if they hire Halle Berry as the next Bond people are still going to look back on the Craig era as the lowest point of the entire Bond franchise.
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>The name is Bond
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>>70369399
>the lowest point of the entire Bond franchise.
post FYEO Moore and Brosnan will always be that
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>>70369399
gr8 b8
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>>70367546
1. Connery
2. Brosnan
3. Dalton
4. Moore
5. Lazenby
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>>70364333
Craig is a shit bond
Under his reign Bond has gone from an alpha pumping and dumping stacies to a whiny emotional bitch who has a fetal alchohol syndrome gf and banged a 2/10 60 year old leather handbag Italian
WTF
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>>70369558
I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson
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>>70369399
agreed

30 years from now people will look at the Craig era and wonder "what the fuck were they thinking?"
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>>70369399

Casino Royale and Skyfall are regarded as some of the best Bond movies though, get fucked.
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>>70369650

>it's the laughing Bond girls samefag autist
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>>70369614
Craig was shit and you know it
The last Bond film he was in was the nail in the coffin
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>>70369210
>6'2
>normal
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>>70369696
This, 6'8'' is the norm
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>The name is Bond
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>>70369693

>I'll add "you know it" at the end of my sentence, that'll teach them

Even the Spectre shitfest was better than all post-Goldeneye Brosnan flicks.
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>>70369651

>regarded as some of the best Bond movies

By fucking who?

Rotten Tomato critics who cater to millennial trash? We're talking about fans of the franchise, not the kids who grew up with Craig and don't know anything else. Kids are always going to hold the things they first saw at a young age in a higher regard.
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>>70369734
Big Bond
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>>70369735
>Even the Spectre shitfest was better than all post-Goldeneye Brosnan flicks.
Please reread your statement and realize how dumb it makes you sound
That movie was an abomination ending a string of mediocrities only punctuated by the good movie Skyfall
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craig literally saved the franchise
it was an absolute laughing stock when die another day came out
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>>70369827
>he didn't like spectre
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>>70369871
>he liked Spectre
People fell asleep in the theater I was at
A.It wasn't even a Bond film
Did away with all the conventions
B.It was just a bad film
Terrible pacing and boring to boot
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Just because they pick a minority to pander to liberals, doesnt mean said minority might not be a great Bond in his own right.

if they pick Elba, i think hell do a pretty good job. plus I think hes kinda cute
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>no CIA bond

Why live?
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>>70369932

this. my mom and wife loves hiim.

also not all blacks are niggers ffs, there's nothing wrong with Elba playing bond
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>>70364333
Why you conveniently forgot to put WHITE in your post? Looks pretty bad, doesn't it?
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>>70364385
>crying about not being bond for the past year
>alpha male
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>>70369827

>he thought skyfall was good

I didn't even bother to watch Spectre after the torture of forcing myself to sit through the entirety of Skyfall. Absolute schlock.
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>>70369677
>it's the RT Score Daniel Craig wiki autist
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>>70369650
Nah, Brosnan's and moores eras will always be seen as the low points
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>>70369399
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>>70366867
>1. Brosnan

Underage detected.
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>>70369930
>A.It wasn't even a Bond film
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>>>Low point of the franchise
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>>70368218
Hey, who knows. If he hits the gym for a year or two beforehand it could work.
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>>>Lowest point of the franchise
>highest grossing Bond film of all time
>highest grossing film ever in the UK
>Low point
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>>70366867
>Dalton
>Moore
>Craig
>Brosnan
>Connery

Connery's Bond was just stupid and cheesy despite having some of the better plots and villains. With Moore it was campy, because they knew they were being cheesy, and fun.
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>>70369871
What about the other book? Oliver Payne?
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>>70370534
>expecting /tv/ to like a highly successful and well received movie
You'd have a better chance of someone here telling you that die another die is the best bond movie
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>>70370534

the craig movies are good but please, never fucking use box office success as a metric for how good a movie is, that's the dumbest argument

just because more people listen to kenny chesney than beethoven doesn't mean he's more musically gifted than him...
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>>70371118
Beethoven was a hack
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>>70364473
Undisputable truth.
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>>70371329
It's a lie though, those girls aren't laughing.
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>>70371410
>autism
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mfw they make Bond bisexual so s/he has more "access"
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>>70364473
Indisputable Autism
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>>70364333
I heard Jamie Bell would be Bond he is good, I like him in Turn.
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True patrician ranking:

1. Moore
2. Connery - Brosnan
3. Dalton
4. Lazenby
5. Craig

Anyone who knows and appreciates Bond would agree with this
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>craig
>blonde
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>>70369650

I'm looking at it now and still thinking what the fuch were they thinking?
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>>70371801

Jesus Christ.

Somebody looked at that, was told "James Bond", and actually green lit this shit we've had to put up with for the past decade.

>vomit.jiff
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>>70371668
>craig
>bond
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>>70369980
Haha sorry anon, good luck with your life.
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>>70371890
>real men have curves!
>why can't james bond be 300 pounds like a normal man?
Why do fit people trigger fatties so hard?
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>>70369734
>3-piece suit
Nice
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>>70369980
>and wife
This is bait, right?
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>>70371914
>real bond
>the worst performance in a bond movie

Tainted connery's legacy
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>>70371942

/fit/ fags have to be the biggest group of projectionists on all of 4chan, the irony being that they're probably the most obese and out of shape board.

What actual Bond actor wasn't in shape? And why would you think that has any relevance?
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>>70371801
"I just got done swimming"
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>>70371942
>manlet
>fit
Good one Daniel.
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>>70372076
>What actual Bond actor wasn't in shape?
Not him, but Connery in daf looked like shit, fitting considering the movie
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>fit
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i'd love to see a female bond
that shags bond girls
i bet everyone would welcome a lesbian/bi bond then
it'd be the biggest thing to happen to the pro-lgbt things
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>>70372137

>looked like shit

He makes prime Craig look like a bitch, to be honest.
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>>70371914
>greg
>blond
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>>70372306
Nah, he eas gravely out of shape

Moore looked better and he was older

Fuck, Connery looked better over a decade later in NSNA
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>>70372306
>dad bod
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I haven't seen a James Bond film since Casino Royale, and it'll stay that way until they get Idris.
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>>70372337
bod
dad bod
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>>70367681
So you've never seen On Her Majesty's Secret Service, I take it.

You fucking plebs.

The best James Bond was the one who only lasted one movie.
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>>70372404
+1
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>>70367681
>character with emotions
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>>70372404
Lazenby did a good job, but he wasn't the best imo

The movie he was in though, was the best
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I want the producers to stop trying to water the series down or be politically correct. Go back to the spirit of the Connery and Moore films. The excitement, womanizing, elaborate sets, sexual innuendo, gadgets, etc. Stop trying to ape Bourne. Let Bond be his own unique thing. Also, have top notch writing and avoid falling into the traps of the past (that were ridiculed by Austin Powers). Spectre was an uninspired, halfhearted effort at that. Get some fresh blood and try again. Could even make it a period piece. Writers could play around with Vietnam, JFK, and other things the older films didn't touch on.
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>>70372306
Imagine being Jill St. John in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sean, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your hairy body and horrific flabby body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Jill and not only sit in that chair while Sean Connery flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SEAN CONNERY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Jill. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>next Bond after that will be a Muslim
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>>70372342
They wont. Hes too old, also James Bond is a white character anon.
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>>70372342
>bond
>black

Won't happen
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>>70372342
>the trashcan somehow stops bullets
/k/ here, and that's a big fat "no" unless the guy on the bike was literally shooting at him with something in .22lr or .17hmr
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>>70372336

>gravely out of shape

He was realistically getting older at that point, but was still the archetype of masculinity. Unlike Craig who looked like a middle aged balding twink, trying to make up for what he's lacking by pumping iron and getting stupidly buff, which is completely out of character for Bond.

I can forgive the hair color, I can forgive the height, I can forgive the fact that he's ugly and has no charisma, but at the very least Bond should have a full head of hair, and hair on his chest, because he's supposed to be a man.
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>>70372404
>we'll have all the time in the world
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Why did they allow a manlet in?
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>>70372604
Nobody cares
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>>70372645
>Nobody cares
Well they should, it's fucking retarded.
>hurr durr look at me being so badass and thinking three steps ahead
It's fucking retarded.
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>>70372618
Gays not welcome
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>>70372618
This guy knows what's up.
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>>70372404
An amazing film. One of my favorite Bond films. Tracy best Bond Girl.
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>>70372682
When you get older you will realize that movies aren't real
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>>70372645
>nu-male mad some didn't fall for the ifrit ebola meme
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>>70372696
>suck Craig's dick constantly
>not gay
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>>70372714
Butterface
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>>70372618
>twink
You don't know what that word means
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>>70372773
You should be more accepting of people in the closet anon. Kinda rude.
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>>70372548
>actually took the time out to change all the names
Try getting out of that basement once in a while.
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>>70372743
Then why try and make Bond, Bongo?
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>>70372756
Wtf are you even saying?
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>>70367681
Does Bond need to be a three dimensional character? Craig's films ran that into the ground.These films are pure escapism. Bond is the man men want to be and women want to be with. And as much as Bond gets captured and needs saving, is he really a Gary Stu? While he knows how to do quite a few things, remember that he has been in the service for like two decades.
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>>70372618
>craig is a bad bond because he doesnt have chest hair
i love how far /tv/ contrarians go to hate on whatevers popular. You all know 10 years from now you faggots are going to unanimously declare QoS the best bond movie and hate whoever the current one is
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>>70372773
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>>70372804
You're right brother. I apologise.
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>>70372790
Her personality and actions during the film makes up for it.
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>>70372342
I love Luther but that scene was beyond retarded
>that shitty editing
>bulletproof garbage can
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>>70372886

>craig is a bad bond because he doesnt have chest hair

There's the dozens of other reasons that people constantly constantly bring up, but, yes, the fact alone that he doesn't have hair on his chest disqualifies him from even being considered Bond.
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>>70372886
Try reading that again. Or are you actually retarded?
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>>70373013
autism
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>>70372790
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my wife, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the British Royal Navy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Spectre, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Double O Branch. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the World and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British secret Service Q Branch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>70364410
He is prettu alpha but hes just not bond
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>>70373162
>>70373136
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>>70372618

Pretty much this.

Bond is a jet setting playboy, not a gym monkey. Sure, he's highly trained, but he flaunts authority at every turn and makes up his own way of getting things done - with style - as he goes along.

His image/physique isn't the product of steroids and hair plugs; it's the product of seducing rich women and having a good time skiing/diving/fucking/whatever. Where do you think he learned how to snowboard on a classical instrument decades before snowboarding was even a thing?

He drinks and smokes and womanizes, has no insecurities, and takes the most advantage he can of the locations he's sent to and the technology he's equipped with, but at the end of the day relies on being a man's man who's comfortable in his own skin and can charm anybody with just a glance.

Face it, Craig is not Bond.
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>>70364333

>>70364333
Dalton > Connery >> Craig > Moore > Lazenby > Brosnan

DAF is shit so Connery Doesn't have a perfect record, used to hate Craig but I for anymore, Moore is a good actor but his post Fyeo films just were too much. Lazenby was in a great film but only one film. Used to love Brosnan as a kid but most of his shit now just makes me feel embarrassed for liking it before.

Dalton had the best of all worlds: dark, dry humor, had good one liners, could pull of brutal and charming
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>>70364333
Who cares, Captain Trips? Ever since Bond fucked that nigger tranny in Octopussy he's been dead to any true fan.
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>>70373954
>nigger tranny in Octopussy
That actor not only want black but bond never fucked her
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>>70373987
*wasnt black
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>>70373954

Octopussy wasn't the best Bond film by far, but putting Moore in India - one of the most "exotic" locations of any Bond film - made up for the other shortcomings. It's pretty much the Temple of Doom of Bond.
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>>70373954
Octopussy? You mean A View To A Kill?
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>>70372404
Tragedy != Character Development
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>>70373620
>His image/physique isn't the product of steroids and hair plugs
>hair plugs
Connery was bald before he even started Dr No. That's not even his real chest hair either.

Christ, Connery is my favorite bond but reading this thread and all of these "James bond is a classy hairy man" posts make me embarrassed to admit it.
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>>70372618
>SONIC'S ARMS ARENT BLUE

autism
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>>70364385
>idris elba

>why can't i be bond bawwwwwww
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>>70372852
>These films are pure escapism.

they don't have to be. Casino Royale is one of the best action films of the decade because it's not pure escapism.

A good movie becomes great when it has compelling characters and emotional weight.
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>>70372342
>mfw series four of Luther
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>>70372306
pathetic baby boomer bod
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>>70367800
>lazenby #1
A wild bro appears
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>>70374284
>when his height starts with 5
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>>70374284
Haven't you read the thread? If someone is Robin Williams level hairy and has actually lifted a weight once or twice they can't be bond.

Only true gentleman with class can be bond such as myself
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>>70372336
>>70372337
>>70372548
>While in Edinburgh, Connery was targeted by the notorious Valdor gang, one of the most ruthless gangs in the city. He was first approached by them in a billiard hall on Lothian Street where he prevented them from stealing from his jacket and was later followed by six gang members to a 15 ft high balcony at the Palais.[29] There Connery launched an attack single-handedly against the gang members, grabbing one by the throat and another by a biceps and cracked their heads together. From then on he was treated with great respect by the gang and gained a reputation as a "hard man".[30]

Not bad desu I'd have given them the jacket and posted on /pol/ about how I almost wasted them with my MG-42 CCW.
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>>70373620
>Cast as the fictional British secret agent James Bond in October 2005, his first film in the role, Casino Royale, was released internationally in November 2006.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Craig
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>>70374241
>casino royale is one of the best action films of the decade
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>>70374401
btfo
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>>70374401

Are you also going to be quoting Ellen Page's wiki page when they cast her as Jame's Bond?
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>>70374401
>this level of retardation and autism
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>>70372546
>Stop trying to ape Bourne

what are you talking about? Royale and Skyfall were both better than any Bourne movie.

If anything they took one of the most groundbreaking and influential action movies of all time (Bourne 1) and surpassed it and its sequels.

Face it, the kind of action you want is dead and never coming back.
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>>70364385
he will always be stringer to me
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>>70374516
>writing multiple paragraphs about how Craig isn't bond because he isn't hairy
>not autistic
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>>70373620
Christ what a fucking tryhard you are.
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>>70374677
>he thinks it's all 1 person
Not everybody is as sad as you retard.
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Yeah because after it flops hard they'll immediately go back on it and then make a new one.
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>>70372546
When you refer to the old "It's a Bourne ripoff" meme you're showing your ignorance to what makes a modern action film.

Bourne redefine action filmmaking.

Look at movies like the Mission Impossible franchise, The Incredible Hulk (it's basically an action thriller for the first half of the movie), Captain America: The Winter Soilder (it's action is very similar to Bourne), Taken, and John Wick. These are basically Bourne ripoffs in your eyes but that's where you're wrong.

Bourne set a blueprint and standards for the modern action film, if bond didn't go with that style the franchise would be dead.
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>>70372886
true, these people will hate anyone that will play bond from here on out even if Ian Fleming came back from the dead and played him.

Why?

Because the old bond movies have nostalgic value and they can't admit that's the only reason they like them.

A true bond fan would appreciate what the filmmakers are currently doing not shun it for being new and different.
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>>70374772
this, it's simply living up to the standards of a modern action film, not copying.
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>>70374241
Casino Royale was just a breath of fresh air in the series needed. And it's not like something similar (tone wise) hadn't already been tried before (OHMSS). I just think they pushed too hard with making Bond a character with the rest of the Craig entries. And they didn't do a good job with it. Spectre had a plot twist straight out of Austin Powers and retconned its predecessors.
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>>70374772
>he wants the standard to be mission impossible and capeshit
You're beyond saving shill.
>>70374856
>he can't see the irony in that he only likes Craig because he's 13 years old and CR was his first Bond film

>A true bond fan would appreciate what the filmmakers are currently doing not shun it for being new and different
New and different =/= good faggot. Why the fuck would anyone just blindly appreciate anything without reasons unless they're fucking retards?
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>>70374539
I meant tone. Physicality in modern Bond films is better than anything we got before.
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>>70374856

>a true bond fan would appreciate what the filmmakers are currently doing not shun it for being new and different

>a true fan of a 50 year old beloved franchise will go along with the producers' attempt to completely change the formula in an attempt to appeal to millennials while practically giving a big "Fuck You" to the three generations of fans that have supported the films and looked forward to them up until now

It's not nostalgia, dumbshit. They can make modern Bond films with quality writing, action, and cinematography, just as long as they're Bond Films.
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>>70374539
>this entire post
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>>70375106
Calm down dude it's just movies.

I think we have gotten to the point were even James Bond threads have become too autistic.
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>>70375172
nice Reddit memes, my man
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>>70364690
Pierce will always be my bond. I grew up with his vhs tapes and N64 Goldeneye.

The Hallie Barry one was dogshit though.
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