Is Galaxy Quest a perfect movie?
no, but it's still better then just a parody movie. it's somewhere that is called "comfy"
Star Trek: Into Darkness is a perfect movie.
>>70355661
Kill youself
Post Guy Fleegman
>>70355672
>Star Trek: Into Darkness is a perfect movie
I hope you're kidding
>>70355661
> Le anything I don't like is Reddit meme
Seriously fuck off with this shit
It's a good movie
>>70355582
I'd weaver her beaver if you know what I mean
>>70355741
>Any Tim Allen movie
>good
>>70355661
You've gone too far Freddyposter.
>>70355661
>>70356070
>yfw the Fredposter is a Redditor all along
>>70355733
>OH SHIT HE DIDN'T
yeah, I cried in theaters it was so good. COME AT ME BRO!
>>70355741
>>70355953
>>70355661
Cunts that call others reddit are probably newfags (that probably originate from reddit themselves) trying too hard to fit in by being "le epic trolls" because they think 4chan is some kind of shithole, which is another meme idea.
This board isn't a place for you 12 year olds to be extremely autistic, contrary to what you may have heard from reddit.
>>70356245
It's a literal ripoff of Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan. And it's not even a good ripoff. It's not unique, it's not creative, it's not original, it wasn't even enjoyable to watch.
>>70356374
>implying /tv/ isn't the most autistic board on 4chan
>>70355887
>It's getting hotter commander
HNNNNNG
>>70355661
Galaxy Quest has always been essential /tv/core.
If you didn't spend so much time forcing memes, you would have known
>>70356397
Yeah. It was really disappointing.
>>70355582
Yes.
>>70355661
This movie has been liked on /tv/ since forever.
>>70355582
>>70356441
She was 50 years old at the time too.
Galaxy Quest might be a "perfect film" in the sense that you can't fault it's construction. Liking it or not is more of a matter of taste than anything intrinsically wrong with it.
>>70356522
This.
It does exactly what it's supposed to do in exactly the right way, but what it's supposed to be isn't really anything particularly special in the first place.
>>70356397
>rip off of the best star trek movie
>changes roles of chracters
>affects in a parallel timeline
>explained in movie
>includes original spock
I am okay with all of this.
was a good sci-fi, I don't know what you would think a beter sci-fi is, unless you're "2001 is still the best sci-fi ever made"
>>70356511
BULLSHIT
No 50 year old women can have tits as fine as that and look as hot as that. She looks like she's in her 30's - 40's.
>>70355582
For reddit maybe
>>70356725
She was 29 in Alien pham
>>70355582
The scene were they explain to the main alien guy that they're just actors left me on the verge of tears.
Only about 3 movies have ever managed to actually make me cry so thats an achievement.
>>70356374
>>70355672
>>70356245
>>70356689
>>70357067
>Explain, as you would a child
>>70357212
You need to calm this shit down or this meme won't last until the end of the week
>>70357212
>>70357067
It's a great "low point" because it isn't just the bad guy beat up the hero. He humiliates him. He plays on his owns fears of being a fraud and exposes his failures as a man and hero in the broader context of the story. There's a lot of emotion tied to that scene.
>>70357395
Are you kidding? People spammed Baneposting and it's never going away now.
The worse and most memorable memes are the ones you fucking shove down people's throat.
>>70357480
Totally agree my autistic brother from another wreckage.
>>70357480
You don't understand a thing kiddo. Don't pretend to.
>>70357316
>We pretended
>...we lied
>>70356825
>tfw I just realized she was the main character from aliens
How the fuck did I not realize this until now.
>>70355887
Sorry, me no english very well but i try learn it, what do you mean ??
>>70357672
it never ends
>>70357480
You called?
>>70356407
It's probably /b/ though.
>>70357480
Bane actually had different avenues to explore, most of which were found after the original spammer stopped.
This will probably live on, but not on its own
>>70357862
dumb fredposter
>>70357901
/b/ is sickeningly pleb.
>>70355582
In order of release date:
Star Trek: The Slow Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of KHAAAAAAAAN!
Star Trek III: The Best Bad One
Star Trek IV: The One with the Whales
Star Trek V: In Which God Needs a Starship
Star Trek VI: The One With the Klingon Quoting Shakespeare.
Star Trek: The One With Both Captains
Star Trek: The One with the Borg
Star Trek: The Really Really Boring One
Galaxy Quest: The Best Star Trek Movie Never Made
Star Trek: The One that Killed the Franchise
Star Trek: The Reboot
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan II - Electric Booglaoo
>>70357739
>but whyyyy
kek someones tryin to kill fredposting already, god speed you autistic faggot
>>70358019
Note that including Galaxy Quest as Star Trek X keeps the even/odd thing going, since it bumps the Godawful nemesis up to being Trek XI (odd, therefore bad), makes Trek 2009 into XII (even, therefore good, though not great), and makes Into Darkness XIII (odd, therefore bad).
As long as Star Trek Beyond is good then the even/odd thing will continue.
>>70357862
Uh, You don't get to bring failed memes
>>70358019
>>70355582
I watched this flick again yesterday, it's great
>>70358137
>t. failed meme
>>70357067
>>70357316
>>70357739
Yeah, it was like watching someone putting down a dog.
>>70358019
Star Trek: Beyond Thunderdomeseriously, fuck you Lin for putting Kirk on a motorcycle
>>70358173
It's time to stop anon. It was fun for a while.
>>70358442
Cry more redditor
>>70355661
>>70355953
>>70358173
>>70357862
>>70357672
>>70357447
>>70357212
>>70357138
t. proud 4channer and redditor ;-)
kill yourself ASAP
>>70357763
lollol
>>70355582
Galaxy Quest is right up there with Ghostbusters and Tremors as cosy genre comedy.
Haters get fucked.
>>70357988
This really. /b/'s reputation preceded out for so long that kids flooded it trying to be hardcore or something.
>>70359509
I wasn't on 4chan for years and when I came back I literally couldn't believe it when I went to /b/. I was like, are people being ironic? Rate me threads? This is super really ironic, genius humor that I don't get. Are these the new super evolved memes? I couldn't believe that a board that used to be quite funny and creative could turn into such a shithole in like 6 years. I literally couldn't comprehend it. I remember back in 2008 I thought that rules 1 and 2 were some faggot shit, people trying to be edgy. I cringed when I read people saying "don't talk about /b/". Boy was I wrong. People not adhering to those rules ended up completely crashing /b/ with no survivors. What a lesson.
>>70359666
/b/ was never good lad
>>70359666
I know that feeling. I used to go there when I felt like shitposting in a place where it would do no harm, but I can't even shitpost there now. It's too pathetic.
I think the rot set in when Rules 1 and 2 stopped being "do it for the lulz and blame it on Ebaums" and changed to fight club bullshit. Once the obvious irony was lost, it was inevitable that idiots thinking they were in good company wouldn't have something to tip them off.
>>70357862
Kek
>>70355733
Khan was fucking boring. And the rest was multiple instances of characters jumping starships, vehicles, and platforms. If I wanted that I'd watch the Fast and the Furious.
can we take some time to stop fredposting and appreciate those tiddies for a second
>>70359988
Her grandma tits were nice in Paul.
>>70359807
I mean fuck, they don't even do OPs or funny raids anymore. At least they calmed the dub threads down a few years back.
Fredposting is too hard, you have to get a picture and then paint. It will dies soon and that will be the reason: takes too much work
>>70359988
I second this motion
>>70355672
>Star Trek: Into Darkness is a perfect movie.
Speaking of parodies...
>>70360381
I HAVE ONE JOB ON THIS SHIP
>>70360597
Parodies are funny, not sad.
>>70355672
>Star Trek: Wrath of Khan is a perfect movie.
Fixed!
>>70360836
I laughed hard when those dumb fuck aliens got hit in the face with reality
It doesn´t take itself seriously, and that´s great.
>>70355582
my god, galaxy quest was 17 years ago
>>70361347
no way...
>>70355582
>29 yo Weaver almost naked in alien is meh
>50 yo Weaver with fake hair is incredibly hot
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS UNJUST
>>70355582
>>70356441
>>70360381
I've had a massive crush on her since I saw Ghostbusters, and I think she looks good even without much makeup on, but God damn when she gets dolled up she is fucking hot.
>>70361968
She is fine in Alien. I liked her build in that, and I like it just as much as her look in Galaxy Quest
>>70355582
ITS GREAT, META SCIFI
THE GUY FROM JUST SHOOT ME GIVES THE BEST RETARDED ALIEN PERFORMANCE, ALSO MONK AND GUY FLEEGMAN
BLONDE PUSHUP BRA SIGOURNEY WEAVER HAS NEVER LOOKED THAT GOOD BEFORE OR SINCE
>>70361968
She's qt as fuck in Alien brah
I think it's Tim Allen's best movie ever....yeah I can't think of a better one ha
>>70362137
MOOT GO TO BED, YOU HAVE MIDDLE MANAGEMENT JOB AT GOOGLE IN THE MORNING
>>70355953
oh you...
>>70358582
Cry more, manchild
>>70362181
Heard you talkin shit bout my waifu like I wouldn't hear
>>70359666
6years internet time are like centuries in real time. Not expecting change shows what newfag you are.
>>70362443
Cry more, manchild
>>70361972
>huh... what did you say about me anon
>>70355661
Fuck is it summer already
>>70362949
>implying summer ever ended
>>70362137
>>70362555
I think it's the hair.
>>70361968
>>70361972
>>70361992
>>70362137
>>70362555
I thought she was cute in Galaxy Quest up until I found out it was Weaver.
My opinion of her attractiveness faded after that.
>>70358019
>tfw no ds9 movie
>>70355672
Weak b8 and you still got a few nibbles
>>70355661
Nope.
This guy is right.
>>70359176
Reboot with WE WUZ TV SHOW SPACE EXPLORERS AND SHIEET when?
>>70363503
It's OK, you need to be a little more mature before you can appreciate this tier of waifu :^)
>>70363848
Yeah, nah. Enjoy your weird-face granny
>>70357763
>How the fuck did I not realize this until now.
Wow. Impressive.
>>70363848
she's always been too manly looking.
>>70363927
kek. "tranny" would work just as well.
>>70363848
She is very handsome
>>70363848
>them feet
>>70356725
>>70360706
>>70365644
I'm pretty sure she fucked way more than fifty.
>>70362555
>>70365858
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>70365858
true dat
She just keeps getting hotter
>>70355582
Yes. They don't make movies like that anymore, laddy.
>>70362923
>>70357316
>>70357739
but it made me chuckle,when at the end of the movie the alien guy was like, great distraction, pffff it's not real hahaha
>>70365644
50 Cent?
>>70365988
>>70366071
Alien Sigourney is one of my deepest sexual fantasies
If I can't fuck her I guess I'll settle for the Xenomorph
>>70355582
>Is Galaxy Quest a perfect movie?
yes
/thread
Yes.
>>70366154
I think someone else is way ahead of you
>You'll forgive my impertinence, Sir, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me.
>>70365902
Anyone got higher def images :O
>yfw this thread
>>70365644
50 what?50 men?50 women?50 *insert you fetish here*?
>>70366098
The question is, did he really believe that, or was he just trying to save face for the rest of his people and not let them know that their entire civilization was based on lies?
>>70366274
Well the entire gag is that their race is dense as fuck, so who knows
>>70366203
Did anyone else here fail to put two and two together when they first saw GQ? It wasn't until i reawatched Alien in later years that realized that these two different Sigorneys were one in the same.
>>70365988
>>70361972
You'd love Heartbreakers if you've never seen it
>>70360269
Nah
All someone has to do it write 'your post'
Post it here
Someone saves and use it
Then it will be applicable to everyone
140 posts and no mention or GIF of based Guy?
>>70366481The DVD is hidden in a shoebox under my bed
>>70365809
LARKIN LOVE COSPLAY WHEN
>>70367019
send her a tweet, you never know.
>>70356725
I met a whore, an actual prostitute and she was old, like 50-55 and hotdamn, she was hotter than any girl in her 20-30's. Never saw her again, huge booty and ass, all natural, I told her something along the lines of: you're way sexier than any other girl I've seen. So Sigourney, a respectable and clean woman could easily pull that out.
>>70367019
>>70367178
YES, DO IT PLS
>>70366748
Gotchu f.a.m
>>70366203
By Grabthar's hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
>>70366449
>Sigourney Weaver will never be your mommy
>>70355661
Galaxy Quest is reddit as fuck.
>>70369410
>Sigourney Weaver will never be your mommy
always thought she was gross and annoying, but when you think of it that way...yeah that does feel bad :(
>>70358207
>calling baneposting failed meme
got its own porn
>>70369546
could you post some and make this a bane porn thread?
>>70369507
>annoying
I can see not finding her attractive, but what about her is annoying?
>>70369990
That anon is making baseless and inflamatory claims, pretending to be retarded, for ateinton. This is a practice commonly referred to as "luring". Don't take the lure, anon
>>70369990
the only movie i saw her in was "copycat" and she was a total cunt. i never saw the alien series, but she seems like a cunt in those too. am i wrong?
>>70370098
>every opinion i disagree with is bait/luring/trolling
Hello, reddit.
>>70369410
>>70369507
this. as your OWN mommy, she would be quite hot and attractive. id never see it otherwise.
>>70370343
If you haven't seen Galaxy Quest, why are you in this thread? Watch Alien ASAP if you really haven't seen it.
>>70357901
>not /r9k/
That place is raw, concentrated autism. I'm pretty sure at least half of their "tendies stories" are true
>>70370369
>he wasn't pretending
>>70368882
I just remembered that he is dead.
Fuck.
>>70368993
>>70370600
No, I wasn't lol. How was she not a cunt in Copycat 1995?
>>70357763
because you're 15
>>70369410
>Come here anon, help mommy get the zipper
>>70370674
as your mom when you're a handful of years old, she wouldn't be gross and annoying, but kind of hot and beautiful in her own way.
kind of surprises me how much behavior/roles/personality matter sometimes when it comes to a woman being hot.
>>70366748
That guy just can't catch a break.
>>70365858
Young Sigourney was PURE you ignorant so and soShe's probably a complete freak in the sack though
>>70371858
hnnnnngh
What are you trying to do to me, anon?
>>70369582
Well alright
>>70373405
>Young Sigourney was PURE
Maybe. At least til she was about 12, anyway.
>>70357862
You've gone too far.
>>70361972
>tfw you bought Planer Earth twice just to listen to her voice
>>70375533
*planet
>>70360597
Too bad it was a parody of Tony Scott instead of Star Trek.
>you will never watch the R-rated galaxy quest version
>>70370642
fuck i completely forgot about that
>>70355582
Dammit.
Now I need to fap.
>>70355582
I pretty much prefer brunettes by a mile, but is this the hottest shes ever been?
>>70358304
I thought that was J.J.Isn't it McCoy who's on the motorcycle? In the new trailer? Never gave it too good a look.
>tfw you will never see the R-rated version of this movie
>>70376692
What a shame
>>70376688
it was kirk on the dirtbike
>ywn live in an alternate reality where Galaxy Quest was a real show
>>70376833
If it's any help, you can basically get to it by watching Star Trek, Red Dwarf and for the engineering elements, a generous serving of Secrets of the Hidden Temple.
>>70355582
Kinda looks a bit like Dodger
>>70376923
who?
>>70376692
Wait as in an Imaginary R rated cut or it was legit shot for r rating / got R rating and got edited? Also has Weaver been this hawt in anything else?
>>70377599
She's pretty amazing in ghostbusters as well.
When I was 19 I had a sexual relationship with my friends mom for two years. She looked a lot like Sigourney Weaver in this movie.
I miss those days.
>>70355661
I love the fredposting so much. It's the best meme of 2016.
Post more bro rockwell
>>70377450
LA baseball teamno idea
>>70377450
some gamer girl
>>70376833
GQ: Traveller > Galaxy Quest: Far Outpost 3 > TOS > GQ: Protector
>>70377713
Is this what I think this is?
>>70377636
>The outfit and makeup she's wearing while possessed
>>70378027
What do you think?
>>70377807
Now this is my kind of man.
A man with taste!
Where would you put GQ: The New Voyages though?
>>70378027
Yeah, she's jerking her cock.
>>70358128
>>70358019
Incredible.
>>70378110
>GQ: The New Voyages
movie was a'right
upcoming series -- who knows? but i believe that Vince Gilligan will deliver
By Grabthar's hammer...
...what a savings.
>>70366203
>>70370343
You have to be 18 to post on this site.
>>70377636
Yeah true but i was surprised with this that I found her really hot as a MILFY blonde, also it's sad that if this PG-13 film came out today with all it does WRT women is show some cleavage people would boycott it for being sexist.... Are the left wing brain washing people not to sexualize women to make us asexual to thin our numbers before their alien overloads invade?
>>70365902
> YWN get her to suck you off and let you come on them tits while she tells you you're a good boy ;_;
>>70366203
>and now the god bends to my will
TFW Guys,
Alan Rickman is dead.
>>70379534
The fact of the matter is. He was too good for this world.
>>70355582
oh my
>>70356441
Are women with small pointy noses automatically hot?
>>70355582
Its a meme movie full of quips
>>70377642
yeah anon no one believes your bullshit ok
>>70377642
>when I was 19
>2 years
Yeah nah
>>70377642
of course you did man we all believe you, I mean I fuck your mum for 2 years when I was 19 as well
>>70356725
>No 50 year old women can have tits as fine as that and look as hot as that.
Salma is 49.
>>70377642
> I'm a pathetic loser who should die what story should I make up so people don't think I'm such a cock sucking loser
fuck off faggot no one is buying your shit, sure everyone else has fuck your mom but no one thinks you did
>>70369546
>yfw it literally makes bane posting thee only successful meme created
>>70377642
Did you have to pay like all the other people in your trailer park? How did her 12 black boyfriends feel?
>>70382134
Damn that's a good image. You can even see all the skin pores and freckles on her breasts. Makes my mouth water.
>>70382613
You and me both, mate.
I would kill everyone in this thread to give her a tongue bath.
>>70356397
That's every JJ Abrams movie
>>70377642
funny, when I was 2 I had a relationship with your mum for 19 years, weird coincidence.
>>70377642
Is that were you got your "sucking off post op trans while a black guy fucks your ass spit-roast" fetish?
>>70382636
fucccckkk, has anyone looked at photos of her from like every 6 months or so to detect any work done on those beauties?
Here, add this to your wankbank.