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>>70344585
lol btfo
OP this is fucking gold, marvelfags on eternal suicide watch
I'm not even going to read this; I have no desire to be clickbaited on 4chan of all places. But, that being said, of course these movies follow a pattern. Fuck, I was watching Civil War and I saw the lull, and ran to the bathroom. I knew an explosion was about to happen. A public kind. So I ran to and from the bathroom and made it back just in time for the UN explosion.
To not see the pattern, you'd have to be an illiterate inanimate object.
>>70343206
stay mad Jimfags
your pathetic """"franchise"""" will never be able to compete with the MCU
>>70344956
>caring about box office success at all
why don't you enjoy movies for their value as-is like an adult, rather than desperately and pathetically attatching yourself to some intellectual property that you have nothing to do with whatsoever
guys guys, qhick, get me the new scajo leaks plox!
is this /quip/ general?
>>70345203
for you!
>>70343206
>wtf why are you using mcguffins? it doesnt matter if you're adapting the most important marvel comics storyline to a never before done quest that spans 22 movies over a decade long that no other studio could ever keep straight thats bad storytelling because I read about it on tvtropes!!!
>>70344956
>has no original opinion
>uses numbers to talk about abstract material
>still mad
>>70343206
No one asked for your stupid guide, Benedict Arnold
*ba dum, tshh*
>>70345655
>I did
>>70343206
Can someone e-mail this to Zack Snyder? Maybe put it in an attachment?
