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>DUDE LET'S TAKE A HUGE DUMP ON A RESPECTED NOVEL LMAO
Jesus Christ why
>>70341777
>he reads books
>>70341777
>DUDE LETS TAKE A MASSIVE DUMP ON THE FIRST 2 AMAZING FOUND FOOTAGE FILMS
I didnt mind 3 but the idea of not making the entire film found footage annoyed me.
What I don't understand is how they expect to cash in on the zombie craze this long after peaking.
Or am I wrong? Do zombies still make bank?
>>70341888
The flick bombed at the box office
>>70341777
>RESPECTED NOVEL
>>70342220
BASED TWAIN
>>70342220
he reads it multiple times?
>>70341777
tbf Pride and Prejudice is pretty tedious to sit through.
>>70342258
Not anymore, no. He's been dead for over 100 years.
>>70342220
>amerifat has trouble appreciating british literature
Who'd have ever thought?
Wasn't that bad, honestly.
>>70342422
Pride and Prejudice is boring as fuck, Huckleberry Finn is 100 times better
>>70342318
I unironically like the BBC show and movie
The novel is feminazi trash anyway
Who are any of these actors ...
>>70343301
Lily James, Sam Riley, Jack Huston, Bella Heathcote, Douglas Booth, Matt Smith, Charles Dance and Lena Headley...
>East of Eden Zombie Invasion
>Portrait of An Artist as a Young Vampire Slayer
>Anna Karenina: Zombie Killer
>The Vampire Hunter Brothers Karamazov
>Dead Souls
>>70342552
Her tits were one of the good parts of the movie. Going up and down when breathing hard thanks to the corset.
>>70341808
>You may kiss the bride...
Tag line is about the cover image and not the movie about a viral epidemic. Who the fuck thought of that?
>>70342357
Yes because thats what he meant isnt smart arse?
>>70343576
An ample bosom.
>>70341777
But Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter was great
>>70341777
This has to be the dumbest idea for a movie concept since >>70343889
>>70343889
>South was evil
Enough, first Django and then this. It's ok, we get it. The south lost, there is no need to keep presenting them as satan incarnate anymore.
Just like ww2 nazi flicks.
>>70341777
>why
because waifu
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>>70344029
She looks like out of JoJolion
>they dragged Jack Huston into this
>>70342258
Hateread, like hatefucking
>>70341777
are you the only one fag that took this film seriously?
I mean, just read the title, it's just an entertaining action/romance movie with some good looking girls.
I enjoyed it, not best film ever, but you know what you are going to watch.
it's like complaining about McDonalds not being a three star michelin restaurant.
>>70341808
I liked it, it wasfun
>>70341808
The 4th movie is even worse
>>70341888
>Do zombies still make bank?
no
>Charles dance was in this shit
>>70341777
Looking at that poster, it makes me think of Joss Whedon.
>>70341777
>novel
It's a book at best.
>>70345110
He's paid to be in it, not to watch it.
>>70344029
I can't get enough of her. Unusual face, but very pretty.
>>70341888
The film was stuck in development hell for a long long time. To the point where it should have been shelved.
It was announced that they picked up the movie rights in like 2008? There was a lot of hype/speculation back then, as zombie fever was reaching fever pitch.
>>70343512
>The Diary of Anne Frankenstein
>>70341777
It was good though
>>70345110
He was the best actor in it
>>70341777
i have literally never heard of any of those actors
>>70344606
I don't think he's been particularly busy.
>>70341777
>bullet coming out of the flintlock pistol on the right is a modern day rifle round
>>70347882
I thought the main bitch was Lyndsy Fonseca for the entire thing
>>70347886
Fuck off /k/
>>70347886
FUUUUUUUG
MAYBE ITS GOING FAST??
>>70343512
They made Anne Karenina into a steampunk called Android Karenina
There was also a Sense and Sensibility and Sea-Monsters and The Meowtomorphosis
I dunno what other books they did
>>70348126
That was it, and a prequel and sequel to pride and prejudice and zombies
The fad wore out quick
>>70345781
novel = book
jews
>>70341777
They translated it into a format that women might be able to understand so i dont see the problem
>>70348255
No. A novel is a book but a book isn't necessarily a novel.
>>70343633
To be fair the movie is about a viral epidemic during a wedding
>>70341777
Will matt smith be playing the alien space lord that nobody can look at? Because that's a good role for him.
>Was hyped for this, imagining a scene with a horde of zombies advancing on a line of redcoats with bayonets fixed
>Doesn't even get released in theatres in my country since it bombed so bad everywhere else
>Apparently its 'ninja' style action instead of something more practical
damn it
>>70348665
>Was hyped for this
You foolish fool
>>70348679
Nor him but I was also hoping it would be good, it had some potential, haven't seen it because of the bad reviews.
>>70348781
>I was also hoping it would be good
You are also a foolish fool.
>>70341777
>DUDE I HAVE A HUGE STICK UP MY ARSE
Jesus Christ why
>>70342258
There wasn't much to do back then
>>70341777
>chinese & japanese martial arts
>not one single chinese or japanese person
>>70348665
Yea thats what I thought at first and was interested at least to see how the era would play an effect on the whole thing but they just throw the setting out the window and made it as generic as possible. Period setting are only good in ANY genre when you actually take advantage of the fucking period its set in, it shouldnt be just the deciding factor in what the peoples clothes look like.
Is there a zombie western? Theres been zombies vs Aliens and it was actually surprisingly good, sounded dumb as shit but it played it well enough.
