I honeslty feel bad for Kevin Smith. He used to be a pretty ok director. But this is just sad...
He only did it for the free sausages he would get
[Spoiler]I'm not talking about the food[/spoiler]
It's probably fun
>>70330384
Is this out yet?
>>70330384
Is Eh-2-ZED supposed to mean something? Am I saying it wrong?
>>70330909
I guess it's like A to Z
but instead its Eh and Zed
>>70330909
It's A-Z but a Canadian joke
It's going to be terrible
Hahaha, Canada is so different from America. xD
>eh
Lmfao so funy
There was a time when Quentin and Kevin Smith were considered the saviors of American cinema
>>70331301
The Miramax '90s
>>70330384
The girls look cute.
>>70330384
I'm just in it for the delicious Deppette. No pedo.
He knows he's making shit movies. And he knows his shit audience will go see them.
>>70330384
Something is wrong with the right girl's leg.
>>70330384
Somebody post Harley smashing the sausage nazis with her succulent ass
>>70332738
Probably snapped under the girth of Kevin Smith while he was pounding her ass.
>Do your wurst
Lol someone went and paid $100k to a private art school to learn how to write dem taglines
>>70332799
>slamming his own daughter
Has Kevin Smith topped Dan Schneider?
>>70332738
>my daughter and her cute friend are huge in comparison to myself
>oh no, they're going to fall on me
AAAAHHHH
>>70330384
>a movie for kids
Kek
>>70332919
He's probably been the bottom for him tho
johnny depps daughter is so hot tho
>>70331301
>>70331380
That must have been a hell of a time.
Is this supposed to be like Gremlins, but with little ugly mounties?
And what's with Kevin Smith's obsession with Canada?
>>70333333
CONFIRMED
>>70333333
Holy shit
>>70330384
>Tfw giantess fetish
My penis will enjoy it.
>>70333363
It's more like Clerks but in Canada and with more supernatural shit going on.
>>70333333
check'd
>>70333363
He watched a lot of Degrassi.
>>70333333
>>70333333
that goes without saying, mr double trips
Looks bad. Which is a shame, cause Tusk was really fucking cool.
He named his daughter Harley Quinn.
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>70333333
I didn't think so but I guess I have to change my way of thinking now.
This looks dumb as fuck but I'll watch it because harley quinn hot. I like horsefaces tbf.
>>70333576
Better than the /b/tard who named his kid Courage Wolf
Being a Leafaboo is fucking reprehensible.
>>70333627
THICC
>>70330384
Wtf happened to Kevin? I watched the trailer and couldn't believe what I was watching. Sharknado looks better. This is just pathetic.
>>70330384
>Kevin Smith
Implying he was ever good. Jay and Silent Bob was funny though.
>He used to be a pretty ok director
>>70333363
He went to film school in Canada, also Degrassi
>It's a Kevin Smith destroys what's left of his career episode
>>70330384
Tusk was beter than any other movie he's ever made.
>>70333862
Chasing Amy was actually pretty good.
>>70330384
it's a "Hay, look at me I'm Kevin Smith the guy who made Clerks and I don't care about reviews or critics anymore - did I mention I made Clerks" makes another shit flick because his is a talentless fat hack who was never any good to begin with so people should stop saying Clerks or Dogma or Chasing Amy was good.
In fact his only contribution to society is Walt and Bry hence Tell'em Steve-Dave.
>>70334107
You're wrong, but I respect your opinion.
>>70333333
finally, a get worthy of /tv/
>>70330384
let's hope clearks 3 don't turn out to be shit
>>70331301
Clerks and Chasing Amy are god tier t b h
>>70333333
witnessed
literally discount annasophia robb
>>70331301
>There was a time when Quentin and Kevin Smith were considered the saviors of American cinema
Bitches considered wrong. American cinema didn't need saving, it needed burying. Tarantino and Smith delivered. We're all better off because of it.
>you've lived long enough to watch Kevin Smith crumble until he makes the modern Mac And Me.
>>70330384
A NEENER NARNY
>>70333643
Penn "Trashman" Jilette named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter.
>>70330384
Smith's daughter looks like a man.
>>70330384
>fat guy and wife-beater have girls
>>70334619
and Clerks II
the 'a kids movie by Kevin Smith' tag line just seems like an attempt at being critic proof. Like, everyone will say its shit and he'll say "but its meant for kids not all you pathetic adults getting worked up about a kids movie lol haha"
>>70330384
>A Movie for Kids
Wasn't it originally rated R?
Reminder that Kevin Smith movies that do not include Jay & Silent Bob are not actual Keven Smith movies.
>>70336981
I dead serious remember this being a meme a while back
Is this thing direct to VOD?
A NEENYER NARNY?????
