FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
>>70328165
I still will never understand how they got away with Cronenberg-esque body horror in a children's movie
>>70328356
no blood? Go for it. And directors used to not be pussies.
>>70328356
The body horror isn't the worst part. The song OP quoted is terrifying.
this bothered me as a kid
>>70328165
This movie is partially responsible for my transformation fetish
Will he do Battle Angel Alita justice?
>>70328165
i can't bring myself to rewatch this movie because the memories i have of it are basically
>antonio banderas
>fever-dream levels of horrific insanity
>cunnyfu alexa vega
>>70328499
This terrified the shit out of me as a kid.
>>70328576
>cunnyfu alexa vega
She wasn't much younger than me in that movie and my boner was young and confused.
>>70328540
At least you don't have a diaper fetish like me.
>>70328540
Sooooo do you fap to Spy Kids?
>>70328165
>looking at the IMDB page
>the character Machete was introduced in this movie
what the fuck is going on right now. literally every single time i look at anything regarding this fucking movie i get some new bizarre realization regarding it
fucking hell man
Spy Kids and the Machete films take place in the same continuity, and Machete has appeared in every single Spy Kids movie.
>>70328165
This was the definition of surreal for me.
>tfw it gave me nightmares for real
I was 16 for fucks sake
I was a total pussy growing up but these things never bothered me. I found Floop extremely likeable and funny so that might have something to do with it.
>>70328165
Kek
>>70328695
If you don't fap or haven't fapped to Alexa Vega, then you're gay
>>70329420
This. Can I blame this film for my love of Lynch and Jarmusch ?
>>70328165
Man this movie was fucked up in retrospect
I loved this movie but it scared the shit out of me as a kid when I first saw it.
>>70328165
That shit was scary
>>70328165
>tfw i was scared of the dark because of this fucker
fucking spy kids
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0RFwyobtnKA
is this kino?
>>70328356
There is so much unintentional body horror in kids movies/tv shows. Fuck that episode of That's So Raven when they turn into cows.
>>70328707
Yes they take place in the same universe
>>70330284
That had no fucking place in that movie
>>70328654
Same senpai. Blame this movie for that too cause of the diaper lady scene. Fucking Robert Rodriguez. Fucking up thousands of children's future sex lives.
>>70330458
But it was the best part of the movie.
>>70328707
>>70330434
>Look it up
>It's actually true
Robert Rodriguez the absolute madman
>>70329420
Man the shit with the thumb thumbs, the puzzle floor, and the giant Floop...
scared the shit out of me as a kid
>>70328707
>>70328786
What if this is a Star Wars style deal, where the first few movies make us think the main characters were the Spy Kids but in reality Machete was the main character the whole time?
>this was acceptable for a kids movie
Wew
Lad
