>Jump on
What anime is this?
>OP pretending Trinity is attractive
kek
Whatever skrub.
ooh! shiny!
>>70322079
o-oh... okay.
Was he the coolest matrix character?
>>70322165
Belushi is always best girl
>>70322079
>braaaaappppp
or
>Jump in
>>70322267
>>Belushi
>>70322336
well, they door in his case didhave the same size tits.
>>70322217
the meme twins from reloaded
>>70322520
Yep.
>>70322165
Young Bellucci could be a great Wonder Woman
>>70322079
She as a nice ass, but she don't know that.
>>70322079
what did he mean by this?
>>70322079
*farts*
>>70322165
You can see her bush for a split second in one scene. I can't remember which but I remember a friend seeing it and pausing at the perfect moment.
It was for like 3 frames
>>70322217
Yes, Trinity was.
The actress is hot, though. Watch chumsucker...
>>70324016
no, you like hair like that you're literally into dudes
>>70322079
I think this is where my subconscious got my skintight/latex/bodysuit fateish
>its time to power up, neo
Seroously?
>>70326337
that weird style and character design the matrix movies have really shows what degenerate fucks the wachowski brothers are. going tranny was only a matter of time.
>>70322165
YOU MAY HAVE DEEFEETED MOI PREDECESSORS
>>70322520
I can agree with this
>>70326448
LEEPSTEEK??
>woah watch out, rough road ahead!
reloaded is like a stupid fanfic a 14 year old kid would write
>neo can fly and he's reaaallly fast and he can stop bullets and there's this huge orgy in zion and agent smith makes like 10000 copies of himslef and fights neo and neo has no trouble fighting them at all and AI's that serve important functions in the matrix live inside of it like people and they're bored, lol.
>>70326842
There shouldn't have been any sequels.
>>70326997
you can tell that they didn't plan on making more movies, the sequels are a complete mess. but it's what happens when your movie becomes an extreme succes, fat stacks of cash are handed to you if you make more.
oh well, at least reloaded has some really awesome action scenes.
>>70327146
>reloaded has some really awesome action scenes
More like really awesome action memes, amirite?
>>70327146
>oh well, at least reloaded has some really awesome action scenes
Yeah, the sequels are completely redundant, it's basically defeating agent smith all over again with the final result of a truce.
>>70327323
a wet willy mister timberlake
>Taking the red pill means becoming a full-blown tranny
>>70326559
Source anon. This is seriously business.
>>70322610
>>70322079
More of that ass please
>thinking about all this latex and fetish aesthetic and the directors' tranny adventures
>>70322125
>implying Trinity isn't attractive as fuck
>implying we all didn't want to blow our loads in her neck holes
Faggot detected.
>>70323996
Yeah, white dress in the bathroom. Her bush is visible through the fabric. The sort of thing I used to jerk off to before porn ruined me.
>>70326559
my penis is about to explodeeeeee
>>70332461
Her nose looks like a dick though
What's with all the Matrix and Trinity love lately?
>>70332359
wew
>>70332590
Probably some studio is about to release some matrix-esque type goth movie.
Probably trying to get us all into the mood.
Shills don't realize we actually hate movies.
>>70326559
Sweet baby Jesus.
>>70332616
Can we ask them to post more Trinity pics and webms?
>>70326559
aren't skin tight latex suits a bit dangerous? I thought you need to let your skin breathe
>>70332616
i just noticed this thread and started posting moss
>>70332518
I would suck it.
>>70326559
>dat hairline
JUST
usually i inspect a picture to save it don't know how to do it for video instagram. com/p/BEMJVZOtlgF/?taken-by=dutchdameofficial
>>70326559
I really need to know who this is.
>>70333029, see >>70333004
>>70326559
I literally need to know who this is
>>70333004
>just 2 more clicks than normal
*unzips key*
>>70333223
Thanks nigger
>>70322520
we are getting aggravated...
>>70333325
>>70322165
>"Oh hey guys"
>>70333342
yes we are
>>70322336
Random fact: Belushi owned that sweater before Animal House, and personally incorporated it into the Blutarsky character's wardrobe.
>>70326559
>that stupid tiny ponytail
ruined
>>70333325
>>70333454
>>70330132
Let me JUST be yours anon.
>>70333223
thanks
>>70332689
skin doesnt breathe you fucking idiot
>>70323996
>>70331811
wtf pics
>>70334234
>skin
>has pores
>pores breathe
checkmate faggot
>>70334198
FUCK
>>70334198
Always hated that terrible nose job.
>>70334423
Do your faggy ass pores breathe cock, too?
>>70334457
so what if it does, fucknut?
>>70334533
I wish you and your flaming pores the best.
>>70334562
my pores are greati imagine your are clogged with all that sailor semen for your most recent to the gay bar
>>70334612
*recent visit
>>70327434
You can do the robot with JT
>>70322079
but its a Ducati, i dont wanna die due to the faulty engine locking up the rear.
>>70322610
>>70334044
Why do you do this?
>>70334092
Is that her with no makeup? She actually looks okay here, considering her age.
>>70334612
damn. ever tried that comeback irl?
>>70335302
i've never had anyone irl reach the level of stupidity and vulgar retardation i see here every day, so i've never had the need to.people are quite nice to me irl
>>70334092
>looks like one of those teachers that fuck and sucks students
Am I supposed to be turned off by this picture or something because all it did was make me want to pound her guts even more nigga.
>>70332461
>>70332421
She is much prettier with long hair.
I found her robot monotone voice and short hair to be a turn off.
>>70335104
>those 3 on the right
Charlie's Semen Demons. I would give my entire life savings and all earthly possessions to have them milk every ounce of liquid from my body, GODDAMN.
>>70334198
FUUUCK!!
>>70322079
>Dr. Trinity, I'm Keymaker.
>>70335911
>LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A LATEX SLUT
>>70322079
*poot*
>>70333004
damn... fake tits
>>70322165
God those movies aged terribly. Early 2000s edgy fashion was hilarious. That express mens shirt looks so fucking dumb.
>>70326842
Wasnt it apparent that neo could fly in the first movies ending
>>70336011
t. Marvel/Avengers fan
>>70336011
>>70336464
it's funny to me that people complain about the clothes in the matrix when no one dressed like that even at that time
>>70336464
I don't like cape shit either.
Most plen shit I like is fast and the furious and that is because they're the best comedies of the last few years. It's like watching a super high budget and more subtle tim and eric movie.
>>70336626
All the early 2000s dumb action movies did that edgy stupid clothing. Look at underworld or triple x.
so in matrix 2 or 3 I forgot.
there was a scene that has Trinity falling from a building or some shit after getting shot and then John Wick jumps after her or some shit and does something to her?
What the fuck did he do?
Did he finger her to ressurect her?
>>70336878
He pulled the bullet out of her with his magic.
>>70334061
The mustache strikes again.
>>70336878
he used the force to feel underneath her titties to avoid sexual harassment and bringing her back to life at the same damn time
>>70334061
>IT'S A QUESTION
>>70336878
He altered the programming code to remove the bullet and revive her.
>>70336878
>John Wick
Was that supposed to be cute? Everyone fucking knows him as Neo, you cunt.
>>70336878
>this much autism
>>70336654
This. They truly are pushing the comedy envelope further, whether on purpose or not.
>>70338078
>when the second grenade drops on the Rocks crew member in fast five
>the fact that the rock has some intern misting him so he looks moist all the time
>paul walker making vin diesel look like he deserves an academy award in every single scene
>the civics flipping a fucking bus, but everyone is fine
>The unbelievably hilarious dialogue
>When the Rock says "Gimmie the veggies" in fast five
>the fight scenes
>the cars racing one another in completely different classes
>all of Tokyo drift especially "you mean wabaki?"
>the pandering to the black demographic
Thoee movies are fucking genius.
>>70338200
And to think some people watch it unironically, it's fucking disturbing
So, serious question: would you live in an ideal VR even if you knew it wasn't real like Cypher bargained for in the first film?
>>70338274
Dude, there is no fucking way the writers and director don't love Escape From LA. They have to know exactly what they're doing.
>>70338281
Seems better than living in Zion.
>>70322079
Damn
Why do women age like milk?
>>70334234
A girl from a bond movie intro died from being covered in gold paint because her skin couldn't breathe. Yes, skin breathes.
>>70338455
That was a myth.
>>70338455
I don't think you can be /tv/ if you don't know that Tin Man got sick during Wizard of Oz because of the paint.
>>70336626
> he didn't have goth kids at his school
You probably weren't even a teenager when these movies came out.
>>70338514
I heard you can see a midget that hung himself in the background of one of the scenes
>>70338395
Its our programmed idea of what makes women beautiful.
Youth, fertility, innocence. Old women have none of those
>>70338395
She looks good here, faggot. Are you under the age of 20?
>>70338496
Huh. I'm a retard.
>>70338395
Moss is eternally a goddess
>>70338645
I'm 20 and find her attractive. I'm more attracted to younger pictures of her but I find her recent pictures attractive as well.
>>70326337
Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman did it for me
>>70333281
Underrated comment
>>70338514
That was just because he was allergic to the metal in it
The wicked witch caught on fire from one of her exits too
>>70338514
During the Reinassance a kid at a Medici's Party in Firenze was completely painted and died of it.
>>70339135
That was the dark ages. Who fucking knows what the 'paint' was made out of.
>>70334198
>hiding them cankles
honestly, she's beautiful but those cankles JUST her shit up
>>70322165
Thought those tits were huge back when i was a kid. Kind of wish I still did.
>>70326842
He flew in the first movie you retard
>>70338614
well said
brilliant in fact
>>70338455
she's still alive lol
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3286745/Still-gleaming-Half-century-Goldfinger-Bond-girl-Shirley-Eaton-recreates-famous-look-MailOnline.html
>>70323632
Don't tell her, anon
>>70335577
You have boobs?
>>70340608
she's a lesbian grill
>>70322165
>that outfit but in irreversible rape scene
>>70336011
It's not early 2000's fashion at all though. It's what two sweaty nerds thought looked cool.
>>70340339
Gross.
>>70332749
how did she become so bowlegged lately?
>>70338589
it's a peacock wandering around on set
>>70322520
I was so butthurt when they just died to nothing.
>>70340339
i think maybe anons have not seen goldinger.
THE CHARACTER NOT ACTRESS died because the VILLAIN painted her gold
it's so summer in here i want to kill myself
>>70322079
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
>>70334198
aging process is a bitch
i blame god
>>70335544
>>70322079
Those are some tight pants.
>>70341600
>fiction is reality
only on /tv/
>normies AND 4channers still hate on the matrix sequels even though they include the best choreographed car chases and fight scenes in cinema history
Guess I'll just have to wait until they remake them so contrarians can pretend to like them and I can finally discuss them online.
>>70344221
>best choreographed car chases and fight scenes in cinema history
Do not make a movie good on their own you turbopleb.
>>70344221
>>normies AND 4channers still hate on the matrix sequels even though they include the best choreographed car chases and fight scenes in cinema history
The winter soldier took that crown
>>70322079
it wasnt as obvious in the first movie but just look at all that latex shit in the sequels
it was pretty obvious theres something extremely fucking wrong with the wachowskis
>>70322165
Why did she fart at the dinner table?
>>70344221
the freeway chase is amazing but that's the only redeemable thing about the sequels. and the fight choreography is worse than in the first film. who though cgi neo fighting hundreds of cgi agent smiths would be a good idea?
>>70344294
YIL that they wanted Switch to be played by two differenct actors. One male and one female.
>>70344371
that actually would've been kinda clever
>>70344314
what?
>>70322165
her neck is built for choking
>>70322165
man, for the longest time I've been thinking that was Christoph Waltz
>>70346107
That scene where they show the inside of her stomach and she's lactose intolerant or something after eating the desert and has to rush to the toilet to fire one off.
>>70346852
m8, he made her horny so she'd suck his dick, wtf are you on about
>>70346852
>That scene where they show the inside of her stomach and she's lactose intolerant or something after eating the desert and has to rush to the toilet to fire one off.
You completely misinterpreted that scene.
Wow.
>>70346891
>>70346908
?
i haven't seen it in years, i'm talking about the part where neo sees code and she has to excuse herself to the bathroom because there's that build up in her stomach
>>70347009
Merovingian wrote a code in her dessert to make her orgasm.
>>70326842
>and agent smith makes like 10000 copies of himslef
That's how viruses work anon.
>>70326997
>There shouldn't have been any sequels.
Yeah, the cliffhanger ending of the Matrix leaving the fight with machines only just started clearly didnt implied any. This meme needs to die.
>>70347106
just because a sequel is implied doesn't mean there has to be one
the idea that everything has to have some sort of closure is completely useless
matrix was amazing, the sequels were pretty shoddy. they should never have been made no matter what happened or didn't happen in matrix.
>>70335911
>>70335939
>Crashing this truck...
>...WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>70347148
I liked them so they were made.
>>70344221
it is a little weak. A great story but really confused how it was toll
>>70332421
>>70332461
Is /tv/ under ISIS sharia law now or something? Why are you spoilering these? Are people getting triggered by pictures of women on this board by now?
>>70338614
literally this
Does anyone remember that Neo videogame where you end up fighting giant kung fu ants?
I havent even looked it up but i know it fucking happened.
>>70322079
Imagine being the keymaker.
>>70334612
Good banter right there tbqh.
>>70332921
Insecure.
>>70347769
the one, it was ok
>>70347769
You're in luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d68-tULiO6c
>>70346451
This Tbh
>>70347776
Having to pretend her crooked nose and gaunt eyes don't make her look like a 50 year old man, yet still wanting to shove your face in her sweaty leather-clad ass.
So conflicting.
>>70346451
>>70348032
Psychologist here. The reason you feel the urge to do this is because you're insecure. This has been true for every male patient I've had with a fetish for abusing women. They're often angry with women for not finding them attractive, or it's because they've been made to feel inadequate in the bedroom due to small penis size. There are several common reasons, but it always boils down to insecurity. I would suggest you seek help in order to sort out whatever issues you're currently having a hard time with. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
>>70348081
What if she wants you to choke her?
>>70339273
underrated post
>>70348173
She's a textbook self-loather.
>>70348081
If you have no interest in violence against women does that mean the opposite then?
>>70348399
Not at all. Neurosis can be caused by many different factors.
>>70344254
is that what he said in his post you braindead faggot
>>70347989
Why did this happen? I remember being like 14 and loving the game then i was fighting ants for some reason and i was like fuck this,
>>70348389
And you're not a psychologist.
Maybe ill watch The Matrix 1 & 2 tonight.
>>70348515
I've specialize in cognitive behavioral therapy for the last two years. Want to hear something disheartening? My patients are essentially guinea pigs. We're forced to provide a mix of different combinations of medications and therapeutic strategies, regardless of whether or not we think it's suitable for the patient or not.
>>70348644
Go on.
>>70348644
which country are you practising in?
>>70341520
>nothing
You mean a Katana.
Stay mad Gaijin.
>>70348696
I voiced an opinion about medication not being right for a patient of mine. My superior threatened to fire me for not following procedure and "causing unnecessary difficulty." The patient committed suicide several months later.
>>70348703
Ireland, but I'm not from there.
>>70349013
what kind of procedure wrongly administers medication? if family had known, could they sue for malpractice?
>>70348081
Thanks, doc.
>>70322165
The wachowskis probably wish they were her
>>70349013
Ok, you sound credible at this point so I revoke my statement. I still wouldn't trust you with a diagnosis though.
>>70349078
Possible side-effects are all listed within the medication container. Right at the back there is a section in small print which states that certain pills may make suicidal tendencies worse, so they're covered. But the fact is that no one really knows what they'll do. Everyone's brain chemistry is different. And even if meds show positive effects, they're often discontinued and another form of medication is primarily administered. It's solely about making money. If I was caught giving this information (even though it's widely known anyway), I would be fired and sued. Things like this are the reason so many people in the medical profession turn to drugs and alcohol. I myself don't go to bed without having a drink.
>>70348081
So what about ppl that get a sex change?
>>70349228
Don't be a fag. Try sports and meditation. Take classes somewhere. It's worth it. Doesn't fuck you up.
>>70348081
Except I have sex all the time and still enjoy choking and love when women choke me. I don't feel insecure and have never had to visit a psychologist. Besides, being insecure isn't that bad of a thing. Most people have mental problems these days in some form or another and insecurity isn't that big of a deal. I'm inclined to believe you probably have a mental problem too doc.
>>70349207
The fact is that you should. You would be shocked by how many medical professionals I know that not only don't care about their patients, but hate the sight of them and go out of their way not to help them. I actually care about my patients, believe it or not. Although I do get many attention-seeking young men and women coming into my office that try to fake depression and suicidal idealization so they can get a diagnosis and wear it as a badge of honor. These people are a major reason that people with real mental health problems often don't get taken seriously or get the help they need.
>>70349235
Nice one. And a subtle way to get back on topic, too.
>>70349289
>Most people have mental problems these days in some form or another
This is highly inaccurate.
>>70334092
Is that trinity? She looks better tgere tgan in other pics I've seen
>>70349323
You may care about your patients but you're still text book psychology. Which is in many aspects more than dubious. Give me a definition of what you consider sanity is and of what mental health is, then we might talk.
>>70349235
I had a patient once upon a time that wanted to have a sex change. I encouraged him not to. I didn't feel that he was grasping the severity of what he wanted to do to his body, and the fact that this was irreversible. He had the operation and began hormone therapy, and has now attempted suicide no less than 4 times. He regrets his decision and comes in talking about obscure procedures that can build him a fake penis out of other parts of his body, or a robotic penis, and once talked about having the penis of a dead man transplanted onto his body. I waste every session trying to drum the fact that his situation is irreversible into his head.
>>70349364
True. I'd say most people suffer from something though. Whether it be obesity, mental issues, work related problems, illnesses/handicap, too much stress. I'm saying just because someone has a 'mental illness' doesn't mean they aren't productive and useful to society. And being insecure is one of the least things to be worried about.
>>70349507
>I encouraged him to do it.
>has now attempted suicide no less than 4 times. He regrets his decision
>I care about my patients
Kill yourself. You are a piece of shit advisor.
>>70349401
I can tell that you're attempting to feign intellectual prowess. I don't think one would have to be a psychologist to see that though. I'm not saying you're an idiot, but the fact that you attempted to place yourself on a pedestal and imply that your opinions are somehow more valuable and factual than mine just now tells me a lot about you. Do you mind if I ask how old you are?
>>70349507
Yeah you sure sound trustworthy and like a good advisor.
>>70349613
Please read my post again. I specified that I encouraged him not to do it.
>>70349613
> I encouraged him to do it
read what he wrote again.
>>70349613
>>70349654
These posts were both typed by the same person.
>>70349627
>Do you mind if I ask how old you are?
Take a guess. Then I'll comment on what you just said.
>>70349627
I'll go ahead anyway and tell you what's the thing here: I'm not the one who's arrogant enough to make a profession of his own opinions on others. You should really check yourself, mate.
>>70335701
What is that even supposed to be?
mommy
>>70349738
I'm afraid I don't do psychic readings.
>>70349793
you mean the 'doc' automatically telling people they have mental illnesses and should check themselves out just because they have a fetish?
>>70349793
I'm simply answering questions. I apologize if my answers and opinions have hurt your feelings. That wasn't my intention.
>>70349887
Top kek. End yourself. People like you and your advise are worth shit.
>>70349013
I'm also from Ireland
how about I come over there and bend you over and spank you till you cant sit anymore?
>>70349934
Now I'm thinking you're a hostile teenager that's having a hard time either at home or at school. If that's not that case then you're an underachiever. Would you like to talk about your aggression?
>>70349323
I've been struggling with depressive and suicidal thoughts for a few years and one of the reasons why I didn't seek help is because I think I would seem exactly like an attention-seeking man trying to fake whatever you just said, I don't wanna say I have a depression either but I tried to alleviate it by myself but it only got worse. I've seen a house doctor because it got too exhausting and been doing sessions with a social worker for a few weeks now and it does kinda help, she's a sweet person too and has good intentions
>>70349834
Her ass looked GIGANTIC in Jessica Jones.
>>70349627
>you're attempting to feign intellectual prowess
>I'm not saying you're an idiot, but
>How old are you
>I apologize if my answers and opinions have hurt your feelings
I'm sure you're gonna be a good doctor. Keep up ruining other ppl's life and making them kill themselves.
I hope you turn hardcore alcoholic in the process.
>>70349978
You wouldn't be the first young man to present me with such an offer.
>>70350020
are you gril
post your skype
>>70322079
That tiny asian cock wouldn't know what to do with all of that booty.
>>70335557
This describes every fucking woman on Earth
>>70349986
That wasn't even me. Are you drunk already?
>>70349994
The good news is that you don't have to worry about doctors treating you as though you're an attention-seeker. We recognize those who are genuine. Continue to be forthcoming and honest and you'll receive all of the help available to you.
>>70350073
as long as you pay them of course!
>>70350042
I'm afraid not.
>>70350018
(You)
>>70350003
pics?
>>70350098
The therapy I provide is free in this country. The American healthcare system is horrendous.
>>70350113
>(you)
Great reply. Go do the world a favor and jump off a bridge.
>>70347106
>cliffhanger ending of the Matrix leaving the fight with machines only just started
The prophecy had been realized, The One had arrived and achieved his exceptional power and ability. He was going to wipe out the rest of the opposition and expose the Matrix. Not exactly a cliffhanger when you know what's going to happen next.
>>70350156
(You)
>>70350073
Thanks, and I will
>>70350098
Part of the basic insurance package
>>70350156
kek i like this doc
he triggered you with one word
>>70337666
>Neo
literally who?
>>70350073
>>70350113
>>70350152
This guy >>70350018 is absolutely right. And I pity everyone who has to seek out you or people like you for help.
You are scum. And we're done here.
I fixed my depression on my own without doctors or psychiatrists. Just do research on your own (we live in the internet age) and make the fixes needed in your life based on tried and true free knowledge available out there. One doesn't need doctors in this day and age for these types of issues unless they actually need medicine for their illnesses. I can genuinely say I'm enjoying life and where I'm at now just by making the necessary fixes myself!
>>70350208
>>70350235
Samefag much?
