You have 30 seconds to invent JUST ONE QUIP that is worthy of a Marvel film. I'll even let you make up the situation and it can be as implausible as you want (i.e. would never appear in a movie) but it has to be Avengers characters talking to each other.
(farts)
'For you'
>hero and villain fighting in the sea
>giant whale eats villain up
>"WHALE, I GUESS WE WON'T BE SEEING HIM ANYMORE"
>>70302974
Vision: The one they call Thanos will bring about destruction till the end of infinity. War is coming.
Spiderman: Uh - that doesn't sound so good.
Audience looses their shit
>>70303020
>WHALE, I GUESS WE WON'T BE SEAING HIM ANYSHORE
>>70303033
Wow did you already read the script
>Captain America jumps in front of Ultron
>HOLD IT RIGHT THERE METAL HEAD
Enough with the prattle, let's battle
>>70302974
>Sherlock: This woman was murdered.
>Watson: No shit, Sherlock.
How you like dem apples
>>70302974
Stark: Hey Thor does that armor protect your lower spine and tailbone?
Thor: I'm not sure I can't see that-
Stark: Looks like it doesn't come with an ASGARD HAHAHAHA
CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD THE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>Scarjo does something cool
'By the way: girls rule, boys drool!'
>everyone's got a gimmick now
was watching civil war last night and when bucky said it i burst into uncontrollable laughter
you're terminated, fucker
did you just throw a frisbee at me?
>>70302974
I think you're misunderstanding how they're written.
Here's how you write a quip:
1. Write the film
2. Go back through it and have your characters constantly flirt with the fourth wall by commenting on/joking about currently unfolding events
It's a kind of cowardice in writing; a fear of letting a moment be serious in case a viewer undermines it with their own thought process. It's the equivalent of mocking yourself so others don't get a chance to.
>>70302974
jesus what the fuck why is his skull so long
Nice shooting, son. What's your name?
>>70303094
That one always crack me up
>>70303039
>WHALE, I GUESH HARRENHAUL IS OFF THE SHORE AS WELL
>>70303102
>>70303102
>It's a kind of cowardice in writing; a fear of letting a moment be serious in case a viewer undermines it with their own thought process. It's the equivalent of mocking yourself so others don't get a chance to.
This is true, applies to so many shows and capeshit really. And the average /TV/ post actually about real opinions actually
>>70303111
because he's balding
Scarjo: Wow your is so hard.
Ironman: That is not the only thing that is hard. My penis is also hard.
>Spider-Man hits bad guy with a lamp
>looks like it's.....lights out for you
>>70302974
>3rd Thor film
>Iron man cameo at ACDC concert.
>axle rose asks if we're ready to ragnaROCK
>>70303102
thank you for posting this, seriously. hopefully a few people will pull their heads out of their asses, grow up, and see how worthless all this superhero crap is
>>70302974
>Punisher fries enemy with Flamethrower
>Well that takes care of the cremation
You're a big Marvel
>Falcon: Iron Man? More like iron can, am i right?
>Iron Man: Tell this to my iron fist
>Iron Fist: Did someone call me?
>>70303125
EYE SHAPPHOSHHHH
Iron man flicks on the light and says "Let there be light"
Captain America: I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE!!!
every1 laughs
>>70302974
A billionaire play boy philanthropist in a war zone... And no suit of armour to compensate for it.
What's the difference between a quip and a one liner?
One Liners seem to come after the action (like a Bond pun after he kills someone)
Where as a quip happens during the action to basically fill up time
>>70303086
Falcon said it. Why was that funny?
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
Tony and Vision are talking, Wanda is out-of-focus in the background
Tony: How's existence treating you anyway? You happy to be alive yet?
Vision: While I must say I've become rather taken with some of the more idiosyncratic elements of humanity...
Switch focus to Wanda who is stood holding a coffee pot
Wanda: Vision did you forget to change the filter again?
Focus switches back
Vision: ...I remain conflicted.
>>70302974
Is this a thread that Joss created just because he got lazy writting the next avengers movie?
>>70303450
It's a cynical self referential quip used to defuse any criticism of the innate stupidness of the scene (ha ha we know it's stupid guys ! Don't worry)
>>70302974
>Hawkeye releases an arrow into someones eye
>BULLSEYE
>>70303479
seems like it. jfc and people laugh and pay to see this shit
>>70303423
it's the same shit idiot.
>>70303423
Quips are more snarky, one liners are more sincere.
Joss has a cameo in the next generic capeshit in which he pisses all over Birdman
>WELL... I guess he weed on you
a CIA plane shoots down iron man
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
*stan lee farts*
I guess now I'm the one who STANK
>>70303468
>idiosyncratic
What did he mean by this? wandas thighs?
>Ironman is trying to ride a CGI dinosaur for some reason
>how the hell do you work this thing?
>ok boy go!
>mush!
>onward!
>let's go now!
>gee no wonder you guys went extinct
>dinosaur gives him an angry look
>woah easy buddy we're on the same side
>and I thought Hulk was scary
>Iron Man and Daredevil arguing
IM: Now, see, you're looking at it all wrong. I can't believe I said that, I'm sorry.
DD: It's cool. Happens all the time.
IM: I look like such an idiot.
[beat]
IM: I'm actually done now.
>>70303729
This Jesus Christ.
>>70303729
dinosaur starts trying to shake stark off
>WOOOOAAAHH
>>70303729
Fuckan shit too close man, too close.
>>70303759
>[beat]
they insist on using this formula for IM every fucking marvel film he's in
>>70303729
jfc. are you whedon?
>>70303729
lel
>>70303729
noice
>>70303092
Is Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor one of the top 5 castings of all time? She was literally perfect and others who have tried to fill the role have failed miserably.
>>70303180
https://youtu.be/hug5EnBa41U?t=20s
>>70302974
Iron Man: Spiderman your web looks like cum!
Hawkeye: He didn't ask for your favorite drink!
/everyone laughs
>peter fighting falcon
>YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
>oh bad phrasing, I'm not actually a police officer or in the police academy
>and I wouldn't ever consider shooting you because you're black
>all I have to shoot are webs anyway
>hehe wings up don't shoot right?
>why did I get stuck chasing Falcon? I really do hate my parker luck--- WAIT, I mean smith luck, no, eisenberg luck?
>>70302974
>Iron Man to cap, during an argument: "What's your superpower anyway?"
>Spiderman:"America, duh"
HEUEHEUHEUEHEUHE
Thanos: you are all insects to me
Spiderman: thats not a nice thing to say
Antman: what he said
>>70304096
i can actually hear it already
>>70304040
The only problem I have with the Spiderman/Falcon scene is how the fuck is Vulture supposed to be taken seriously as a threat when Spiderman already effortlessly toyed with Falcon. They are essentially the same, except Falcons wingsuit can actually do things other than make him fly, and he's a trained soldier with combat experience. Vulture is just an old guy in a suit that lets him fly and fight/take hits like he's not 100 years old
>>70304096
>Black Widow: You learn to live with it
> *ant man grows to giant man*
> Tony stark looks at him with jealousy
> Spiderman ; "Hes a big guy..."
> Tony stark begins to become visibly agitated
> Spiderman turns to face him
> "...For you"
> *Platform shoeing intensifies*
>>70302974
>30 seconds? I could get more joy from that than my ex wife!
>"You have 30 seconds" jeez, what is this, (insert random game show name)?
generic shit
>>70303284
Ugh
>>70304096
this will happen
screenshot this
>Avengers all go visit hawkeye's ranch
>we see Hawkeye's wife with the new baby in her arms
>the baby's black
>Stark: "Looks like you really hit the bull's eye there, Clint"
>>70304096
Spiderman: spiders are no insects
>>70304181
You don't have to shoehorn this into everything.
Iron man: I hate niggers
Black Panther: What he say
>>70304096
>>70304195
>Spidey: "Uhh, Arachnid, duhh?"
>>70304181
not
>Rhodeyy!!!!
>everyone laughs
Ant Man loses his power to go giant
>Hey Ant Man go giant!
>I cANT MAN!
>>70303033
hahahaha omg XD spidey is so random and I know who he is bc I'm such a nerd. That is SO me!
>>70303075
Hothor?
get rekt faggot
>>70303571
Not really.
One liner can also be used to only sound cool.
>>70302974
Iron Man: He's getting away!
Spider-Man: let me STICK it to them!!!
*shoots web*
Tony: You got a lot more faith in people than I do.
Captain America: No, Tony. I have hope, and that's worth fighting for.
Ant-Man: Yeah I saw that bumper sticker too.
>>70304414
Wrong thread nigger. But I'd like to know where you meant to post. I'm always game for Batman/Superman fight threads.
>>70303729
Joss?
Only you can perform these wonders and Marvel's™ Daredevil™!
>Hero throws a bad guy through a door
>"What happened to that guy?
>"I showed him the door"
>Silver Surfer tries to open a heavy door but is too weak
>Iron Man: alloy me
Justice League movie
Deadshot: Ayo, why you guys so dark and brooding, ya'll need to lighten up (pulls face at the camera)
Zack Snyder cameo: Dark? This isn't dark, you didn't even get raped in prison
The crap in this thread makes me want to commit suicide
>>70304813
then do it already faggot
>>70304721
8/10
I can actually imagine him saying that.
>Avengers sitting around somberly
>Iron Man walks in
>"Why are you guys so miserable, somebody die?"
>Credits
>In memory of Stan Lee
>Random New Hero is added to the roster to get them cameo bucks
>After seeing Black Widow do something for the first time
Random Hero: Perhaps I have misjudged you, Miss Romanov.
Black Widow: *shrugs one shoulder, trying way too hard to look casual* Well, you know. Books. Covers. *does a flip and kicks a bad guy in the chest and lands in a pose*
Random Hero: *turns to Hawk Eye* Iiiiiiii LIKE her.
There, I've even used Whedon's obnoxious, arbitrary shortening of sentences.
>>70305005
R.I.P.
Black Panther walks up to Falcon, War Machine, and Mordo having a conversation whilst Iron Man and Captain America are discussing something in the background.
Falcon: Hey Panther, who is your master?
BP: Excuse me?
War Machine: You're some white guy's sidekick right?
BP: No, I am a King. I serve no man.
Mordo: Oh shiiiiet.
Iron Man and Captain America share a worried glance.
Iron Man: Ruh roh shaggy.
>Tony Stark to Coulson
- "I thought you were dead"
- "Nope"
>You shouldn't have brought a man-hole cover to a gunfight, Cap
>Hey, I know we're at war here but please, lets try and keep things civil
>>70302974
Spider-Man: So Mr. Stark, did you travel through time?
Tony: What?
SM: You know. For the future of mankind.
>>70304490
Not bad.
>>70304657
Ahnold get out.
Wow, most tv/ isn't even Marvel tier funny.
>>70304490
I could see this
>>70305563
Most of those 30 seconds go towards typing, there's no time to think.
>>70305582
fair enough. OP is a pleb.
>>70302974
Ant Man: [Villain] is flying a New York bound 747 equipped with a plutonium derivative thermonuclear football!
Cap: A what?
Ant Man: Oh it's a type of plane.
Cap: No the other thing.
Ant Man: It's one of the fifty states of America, making up the southern border of New England. Really you should know this.
Cap: No the other thing!
Ant Man: Oh it's a big bomb. If you're done playing 20 questions we should really get moving.
>>70303729
am I missing something here
how is that funny
Fucking hell this thread
>>70305663
>Ant Man
>being disrespectful towards Captain America
Anon. Get out.
ITT: Quipkino.
>>70305665
its not, its just quipping
well its funny if you're 12
>>70304490
OP here. Apart from this one, everything has been pure shit.
>>70304258
This is literally something happening in one of the old Batman movies.
>>70305665
It's funny because it's a bunch of stupid groany shit the studios would actually do. We're laughing at their predictability.
>>70305767
Bats are not rodents?
>>70303681
>Vision shooting down War Machine.jpg
Iron Man: So how do we deal with the Purple Meanie?
Cap: Actually, on the show it was the Blue Meanie
Iron Man: See, this is why we're always fighting
>>70303466
heheh
>>70305782
yeah.
>>70302974
I'm not getting paid for this so make up your own material instead of stealing it from 4chan, you bald, egg-shaped head, ugly retard.
Anything decent you've ever done (i.e. Firefly and that's it) was decent despite you.
>>70307097
>Firefly
>decent
Found the guy who F5s his karma score page every hour.
What sort of a codename is fox-in-the-hole?
That's just where she fox a lot, neva know, she probably fox out in tha open too.
>>70307416
Yeah Firefly's decent. The bigger story is shit, but most of the characters are enjoyable and well-enough casted. It's definitely watchable, although grossly overrated (and the people who think Whedon wouldn't have fucked it up during the second season are deluded).
You should stop caring so much about what Reddit likes, friend.
>>70307705
Haven't seen a redditor this #triggered in weeks. Still as thin-skinned as ever
>>70302974
>Why are you called Ant-Man?
>Wasp was taken
Which game was he playing?
>>70307720
Trying way too hard to fit in, although to your credit you haven't Baneposted yet.
>>70307705
The characters are good becuae he stole them from the canadian series Starhunter. Even the wardrobe is the same!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyyITtDSpeo
Percy>Kaylee
>>70302974
So ironman is like "hey bruce does everything get big and green, when you hulk out?"
and he's like "Ask your mother."
*Hulk and Ironman arrive at an impenetrable door and look at each other wondering who is going to do the work*
Hulk: Allow me.
IM: Rage before beauty.
>>70305014
>*turns to Hawk Eye* Iiiiiiii LIKE her
Is this supposed to be the pun? Drawing out the I because he's talking to Hawkeye? That's terrible. And most of the ones in this thread are intentionally bad, but you seem proud of yourself like you wrote something clever.
>>70305582
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
Cap: I carry the shield for those who have no power
*stark steps out of shower and wraps towel around his waist*
Cap: and I wear the uniform for those who have no clothes
*mild audience laughter*
Stark: well I can't have someone representing me looking that terrible
*audience loses its shit*
>>70307416
>Found the guy who F5s his karma score page every hour
Literally what? Is that some reddit terminology? Fuck off and stay there you cancerous tumor.
Villain: Hope, as they say, is always the last to die!
Hero: I wouldn't know.
*hero breaks from chains at before being executed and kills villain*
Hero: How does it feel to die first?
>>70303729
this actually angered me
Stop being so meme-y, Heed (short for Whedon)
>>70307750
Mortal Kombat. You can dice men up in equal measure there too. I hate when people point out that this is a problem when it happens to women but are perfectly fine when its done to men. Shit, capeshit for example, is the subject of sexism against women, scantly clad and perfect looking as they always are, but they never seem to see that the guys are like this too, they wear skintight suits, are chiselled and musclehueg, how is that any less sexist.
>Cap is under the floorboards of a secret meeting
>"Hey Tony, I'm here, I can hear everything they're saying."
>"And I bet they can too, Cap. Ever heard of a whisper?"
>"How about you keep it down too, Stark, the volume knob on my walkie talkie is broken...it is at an 8!"
>"How about we both stop talking and your volume will be at 0."
>"Stark, they heard me, I can hear them rounding up above me, I hear guns...T-Tony, I can't get out of here, I'm stuck."
>"Use your shield to get out of there, Steve...Oh wait your Shield doesn't have rocket launchers attached like my awesome suit does."
>"No please, Tony please help, I can hear them taking out their guns, they're going to shoot the ground above me and I will surely die, oh fuck help me."
>"Remember that time you said language? Well I think I get to use it here. Language Cap, language."
>"I- AHGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHGGGH FUCK MY LEGS ARE BEING SHOT A- AGGGGHH PLEASE JUST SHOOT ME IN THE HEART AND HAVE IT OV-AGGHHH PLEASE FUCKING END THIS PAINUUUUAAHH JESUS CHRIST I'M DYING."
>"Language, Cap, Language."
Red Skull: "come in, perimeter watch 468! over."
IM: *snarkily picks up downed goon's radio and replies*
IM: "Your call is important to us, please hold the line around your neck and we'll be with you shortly."
>>70302974
I don't think quips are easy, I just don't think every character should be quipping through what should be tense situations.
>>70309236
>Zack Snyder trying to do Marvel
>>70309376
not enough jesus imagery mate
>>70309236
>autism
>>70308635
jesus what a triggered redditor
>>70310383
epic, epic ftw
My drink of choice when I have to come up with quick quality quips.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeKuyper
>>70303066
hahaha
>>70302974
>Hulk throws a car
>Tony: "WELL THAT SURE BEATS GOIN' TO THE GYM"
>cuck audience stiltedly and joylessly laughs politely
>>70310156
isn't that what this thread is about you moron
MJ: Face it Tiger, you've just hit the jackpot!
TONY (comes from behind eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes): Did one of you call me?
PETE: No ,Tony. Go away.
TONY: Have you tried these cereals? They're G
PETE&MJ: TONY!!!
RDJ's commentary after every fucking scene is unbearable.
It ruined the Hulkbuster vs Hulk fight entirely. It makes me cringe.
>>70303166
This sounds like a legit Raimi line
It's not the quality, it's that there doesn't need to be so fucking many.
>>70309013
I do believe they think you can't be sexist towards men, like how you can't be racist towards whites.
>>70302974
>Spiderman and Vulture fighting
>Spiderman is about to swing kick Vulture
>Vulture grabs industrial hose
>Blasts Spiderman
>"Time to wash the spider out"
>>70303078
>always picking up after you boys
Pretty much already done senpai
>>70303479
Yes.
>>70302974
>giant monster appears out of nowhere
>a superhero to another: WOAH didn't know ur mum was invited
>>70307750
>His Twitter pic is literally him tipping his fedora
>>70302974
>Thor: Now behold Thor, son of Odin, god of thunder, villain!
>Spidey: This guy's gotta be packing a water squirter.
>>70311755
>Thor: Now behold Thor, son of Odin, god of thunder, villain!
>RDJ: Have you heard the guy? It's hammertime bitches
>>70307767
Thats a pretty big statement....
>>70303423
One liners are relevant to the character and situation - Bond isn't joking when he's under fire, he's joking when he's just evaded death and has time to catch his breath
>>70303102
I can't believe i just read something intelligent on 4chan. It's been... years
>>70303102
so is this a quip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXjfvx-k1Ms
I'm legitimately expecting some "Bucky and Falcon are bros now and Cap is sidelined" gags before Infinity War
>>70302974
*The Hulk enters the room, and Spiderman personally sees him for the first time*
Spiderman: "Definately left-swipe that!"
>>70309236
kek
Here's the real question: how in the name of all fuck did Tony not refer to Cap and Bucky as Buck Rogers at any point in Civil War?
>>70303020
>"THAR he goes"
>I guess he's finally found his true porpoise
>His moms gunna be blubbering for weeks when i tell her
>Well that was a fluke
>That guy was a real blowhole
>Hah! I just Krilled him
>>70303033
4pbp and /thread
This is exactly the level of retarded in the MCU scripts
>>70303055
No fucking idea why I kek'd out loud to this shit.
>Thanos kills Cap
>Everyone is traumatized
>Tony starts humming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe4TxvUOiw
>>70305714
How is it qupping?
>>70312222
>>70303020
these are puns. not quips you sissy boys
>>70303102
>It's a kind of cowardice in writing; a fear of letting a moment be serious in case a viewer undermines it with their own thought process. It's the equivalent of mocking yourself so others don't get a chance to.
Absolutely perfect way of putting it.
>>70309236
>Written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon
>>70303729
B R A V O
A
V
O
>>70312132
Because Feige stopped them.
>>70307750
THERE IS NO FUCKING CORRELATION WHAT THE FUARRRK REEEEEE
ALSO BLATENTLY LYING ABOUT PLAYING A GAME REEE
THIS FUCKING GINGER BALD MANLET WHITE KNIGHT SJW IS CUNT
Hawkeye is sitting in the forest shooting arrows at extremely endangered owls and hawks
Captain America shows up and goes, wow, no wonder they call you hawkeye
https://youtu.be/GK185LHmV3g?t=192
Rework the scene where Storm delivers a lightning bolt strike to Toad.
>Storm strikes the metal rail with lightning and it fuses Toads tongue to the metal.
>What's the matter, cat got your tongue? while she gives a knowing smirk directly into the camera
..see because Halle Berry was in ...and
>>70315243
I really fucking hate fourth wall references like this.
>>70314883
Just deal bro.
>Spider-Man or some shit is fighting a bad guy
>somehow a song comes on, I don't know the bad guy crashes into a Best Buy or some shit (with the full logo on screen of course)
>oh! I love this song
>they fight with song in background
$1 billion
>>70303125
haha
>>70303102
I mostly agree. I think those sorts of winks are fine in moderation, but Whedon goes overboard constantly. His writing has always struck me as very insecure, especially in the dialogue. Even back in the Buffy days, a show I never really took to, and mostly for that reason.
>>70302974
When is the King of Quips. Buffy is his masterpiece. Just quips left and right.
>>70315585
Personally, I felt the insecurity worked to his advantage in buffy, since it fit the setting and the majority of the characters while they were in school/early college, with those that weren't given more appropriate tones.
It started to unravel when we're expected to believe adults still hadn't matured their speech patterns.
>>70303719
Flushing after visiting the shitter
>>70315673
Fair enough, and I see your point. I did start watching later in the series, and I enjoyed Angel somewhat though it may have had similar issues. It's been a long time since I've seen either.
>>70313380
Caps death would really make me laugh
>>70302974
A team of dozens of writers has more than a year to come up with them, why do we only get 30 seconds?
>>70303894
That's because after RDJ dide Iron Man 1 they just wanted to rehash the performance endlessly
Hence why IM has a little quip scene in every IM and Marvel movie
IM: Armor montage
IM2: Quips w/ Cheadle
IM3: Quips w/ shota
Avengers: Quips q/ Banner
AoU: Quips w/ the gang
Antman: You're a big guy
Thanos: For you.
Then people will jerk off to this scene for years to come.
>Hulk throws Thor into a toilet
>"Looks like a Royal flush!"
>Thor gets up and throws Hulk into the toilet
>"It looks like I gotta talk to my doctor about it being green again!"
>Spiderman walks in
>"Look at that big green hunk ofshit, you need more fiber!"
Stop this.
Some uncreative screenwriter is trying to mine you guys for ideas.
<spoiler>I would go with Ant Man and some chick walking out of a public place. After, they return from that space with her saying some stupid shit like "I guess size doesn't matter after all" with a shitty fake British accent. </spoiler>
>Avengers are all prepped for flight.
>Scarlet Witch: "Alright, we are ready to go. Everyone is strapped on."
>Everyone except Cap looks away and covers their eyes or their mouth.
>Cap looks around, confused.
>Cap: "Guys? What? What's wrong? I don't--"
>Tony, looking back over his seat: "Google it after we're done with all this, alright? Just... Google it. You know, Google? Dot com?"
>Cap: "I know what a Google is."
>Tony just mouths "a google" and turns back around with a bemused expression.
>POST CREDITS
>Cap on a laptop with the screen facing away from the audience.
>Cap: "... Haven't seen one of those since France in the 40's."
>Falcon in the hallway, shouting in: "What'd you say?"
>Cap furiously closes laptop and hides it. "Uhhhhhhh nothing? Nothing!"
>Falcon just looks into the room and shakes his head.
THE AVENGERS WILL RETURN
>>70313878
You should quip while you're ahead.
>>70315826
Because that's how long you last in bed!
>>70303143
Oh, bullshit. Everyone in this thread wants to be funny. It's the bone dry BvS shit that comes across as inhuman. People laugh at funerals to lighten the mood and even pay tribute, dude, get out more.
>>70315931
mate fuck this I'm not going see the the next avengers at the flicks now
>captain America nukes China
>iron man: "hey I buy my suits from there"
>capt: "I thought you made them yourself"
>iron man: "call me gucci"
>>70315931
>>70309236
What did he mean by this?
>>70302974
Random event
>Hulk slaps Black Widow's ass
Quip
>Widow: Woah, there, big guy.
>>70303000
First post best post
>Iron Man arrives during the middle of the fight
>Spider-Man: Where were you man? We've been trying to contact you for hours!
>IM: Sorry kid, I had some business of the female persuasion to attend if you know what I mean
>SM: Dude, this is no time to be fooling around with girls!
>IM: More respect for your new Uncle Tony, boy. You're grounded after this
>SM: Hey-wait, what?
I get to fuck black widow if dubs
>>70316514
Sorry I stole them
>>70316514
>Black Widow comes into frame looking sultry
>Which one of you little boys is gonna put their fat man in me
>Captain America jumps up whilst saying "I understood that reference"
>He in Widow dash behind a door while excessive farting can be heard
>They come back with Spiderman and everyone has a bukkake sandwich
>>70315243
Damn, X-Men 1 looks so cheap now.
i just want this quip to happen
>>70316666
fugg
>>70304009
Hello fellow /fa/ggot
>>70303466
heh heh meme
>>70303033
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>>70308175
Coming soon to a cinemâ near you. This is exactly something they would do.
>>70316666
HOLY FUCK
>>70303049
>Iron man: "Hey, that's our word!"
>>70302974
>Spider Man: "You're a big guy"
>DR DOOM: "FOR YOU!"
Civil War alternate ending
>[Iron Man, Bucky and Cap confront Zemo]
>Zemo: It's funny how everyone here losed something. We need to make a Team.
>Iron Man: Copy that.
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Cue Quip
I feel like soon Marvel will use it's awareness of quips as a quip
>>70318948
>losed
>>70305663
You should see if you can get a job as a disney script doctor.
>>70303729
literally crying rn phampai
>>70309013
Because men are in a position of power and blah blah blah misogyny
an action sequence just happens and the avengers wreck shit up, after the intense short battle one of the heroes ask
quicksilver where he was in battle?
quick silver replies I was there, check the tapes
que the montage sequence of quicksilver wrecking shut up slo mo style and waving at the camera
>>70307781
I skimmed through and wow, you're right. At 4:23 that guy delivers something exactly how Nathan Fillion plays it and that girl is so similar to Kaylee
