Who would win if they fought /tv/?
>>70291431
JCVD
>>70291431
One is still in top shape
One is a bloated carcass that is perpetually out of breath
Seagal is 6'4" and Van Damme is 5'3"
>>70291431
seagal would win by eating him
Steve-o pussed out of a fight after JCVD called him out during one of Stallone's parties. Steven snuck out the back when everyone was gathered in the front to watch.
>>70291431
JCVD is a legit badass thats fought in actual TKD/Full contact Karate competitions and has a record of something like 18 - 1 before he retired and went into movies
>>70291431
Are you fucking joking
Seagal is a fat rapist conman whose reputation survives thanks to his trigger happy legal team.
JCVD has a legit karate and pro kickboxing background, still in excellent shape for his age.
Take a fucking guess.
Shit tier bait.
>>70291431
striker vs grappler
night vs day
dark vs light
>>70292028
well yeah but it's not bait some people do think steven seagal is a good fighter
>>70291696
I heard this before Stallone told this story. I guess no one likes Seegill
>>70292136
no one gives a fuck what you think
Steven seagall is king of pancakes
>>70291431
ALL of /tv/? I gather there's a lot of fatties that can swarm them and grab their legs while the rest can launch their semen/piss bottles at them. A few of us would die but I think we can beat them.
Van Damme
Seagal's arm flailing wouldn't do much damage
