Name a detective more based than Frank Columbo
Protip: you can't
Kojack.
>>70288321
You're right I can't
>>70288335
Telly Savalas is awesome, he's my favorite Satan
>>70288321
he never ONCE macked on a chick... so how could he be BASED?
>>70288321
murder she wrote
>mfw OP gets rekt in his own thread
>>70288758
His wife is always waiting at home
>>70288321
Poirot by Suchet was pretty based tbqh
Jake Gittes
stop using nigger terminology
Jim Rockford.
>>70289756
is based a black thing? I had no idea
>>70288321
>Literally psychic
checkmate
>>70290404
There's even a rapper with it in his name.
>>70290407
>sloppy at solving crimes
>needs a nigger to help him with cases
>>70288321
isn't lazy eye a treatable condition?what's his fucking problem?
>>70290861
it's a glass eye.
>>70288321
>Frank Colombo
>Franco Columbu
How?
>>70290861
it helps his facade of stupidity so scumbag criminals underestimate him
You called?
>>70288758
why would he care about macking on chicks when he has a young Janeway at home?
>>70290271
Is The Rockford Files worth watching? I always assumed it was something like Magnum PI
>>70292074
BEEEEOOOO WEEEEEOOOOO WAWAWAWAWA WAAAAAAAAA
Phillip Marlowe
>>70291006
Columbo would have had the case solved in the first episode.
>>70290811
>Gus
>A nigger
>>70288321
Best detective coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN9SJmS6kv8
>>70288321
autists make the best detectives
>>70288321
While he is a great detective he's no TRUE detective
>>70295565
Finally, we have proved ourselves to be TRUE detectives
>and who
>are you
>>70288321
/thread
Can't be beaten.
>>70290861
Peter Falk lost his eye when he was 3 due to cancer IIRC. That's why he has a lazy eye.
In the show, Columbo also has a glass eye (or is at least blind in it).
In an episode, he says something like 'three eyes are better than one' after someone offers to help him look for something.
