Was this really necessary?
>2018-2
>Not finding this sexually arousing.
Faggot.
i'm so glad i haven't wasted my time on this piece of shit yet
I felt bad for her. Usually it's the asshole characters who get eaten by dinosaurs. She was just trying to do her job.
>>70286342
this
Jesus was that even a main character? Why toss her around like a football?
>>70286305
>2006 was 12 years ago
jesus christ really makes you think
>>70286344
she had awful tits tho
She didn't deserve it but they're wild animals. Why would they care if the woman they're eating is a good person?
>the plot armor on those kids.
They can literally just stand around in a shitstorm of that caliber and simply watch everyone else die without any fear.
>>70286242
Since this was the best scene of this flick, yes, it was
>>70286242
Added screentime, reminded people that Godzilla was still a part of the movie.
It was necessary to keep tards' attention.
>>70286410
Still not as stupid as outrunning a T-Rex while wearing high heels
>"its a kids movie bro"
>>70286242
Nah, She was just trying to watch those little cunts
>>70286344
>just trying to do her job
>spend the entire movie moaning on the phone about your wedding
>ONLY responsibility is to look after the PARK MANAGER'S family
>fails
deserved it to be quite honest familia
it would have been better if the kids got killed in this scene instead of her and we got another decent looking female to run around looking flustered and sweaty for the rest of the movie
>>70286525
TRex wore high heels?
>>70286525
but she's so cute
>>70286666
Even dinos need to look good anon
>>70286525
True, true. The whole movie is pretty much bullshit. No one would ever return to the island after the events of the first one, there's no fucking way Jurassic World would be that popular.
In that universe legislation should have been passed to prevent this stupid fucking idea from ever happening again.
>>70286644
>kids given basically free pass to get on any ride
>she's not even being a bitch to them yet they still feel the need to run off on their own for no fucking reason because...muh teenager
>she is still looking for them when shit hits the fan
She deserved to just get the fuck out and let those fucking idiots have happen to them. They go off the trail through a broken fucking fence and thought it was a goo idea...a broken fence! FULL OF DINOSAURS
Fuck them kids. Fuck crybaby nerd and shitty ass brother
I suppose you could try and draw some kind of metaphorical theme involving the maturation of youth as being a vehicle for destroying your benefactors and how the park is a visual representation of the world the youth will facing, full of violence terror and smoldering lust for your mother's sister.
>>70286812
>>70286242
My god that CGI looks so shit
The makers of the film ought to be disgraced in themselves
There is literally no greater tragedy than Googling her tits. What a fucking waste.
Do it if you want to ruin your day.
Her fiance's name was Jermaine. Obviously he was black and this scene subliminally represented the dangers of interracial marriage.
>>70286242
What was the older nephews fucking problem
>spends all day at park creepily liking at other girls
>could've easily hooked up with hot aunt who wanted his d
BWAHAHAHA who the fuck approved this?
It looks like something from Birdemic
>>70286812
Is that webm real?
True equality means women getting eaten in movies.
I'm so glad the 'Jurassic World was good' meme has mostly died.
>>70286409
Yeah, they're wild animals, but this is a fictional plot that is written by writers who decide her fate. They gave her a long, drawn out death scene like she was the Dennis Nedry from JP1 of this movie.
And no, she could have died. That wouldn't have been a big deal. Have a velociraptor grab her, have stepped on by a T-Rex, have her fall to her death. Whatever.
That scene was seemingly designed like I'm supposed to enjoy watching this chick, who didn't do anything wrong, get dragged to death.
>>70288424
WHYYY why not use practical effect dinosaurs - film a real fur coat or something of an animal and then blue screen it holding her NOT making some shitty CGI effect like this+
>>70288447
No, sadly.
>>70288511
The practical effects in this movie sucked too. That diplodocus looked like ass and looked like a cheap puppet. They just don't know how to make great practicals anymore
I doubt the actress cares. If anything it helped make her character stand out more.
>>70288511
Wouldn't have helped the shit writing.
"I'm supposed to be a competent adult, and I have this brilliant idea to take various dinosaurs and make them a part of the military, because nobody in this modern age has weapons that would prove effective against large creatures. Especially on a battlefield filled with guns and bombs."
>>70288579
>They just don't know how to make great practicals anymore
That's because they haven't made any practicals in years.
After the Thing in 2011 came out, practical effects was dead sadly.
Even JJ hardly used any practicals in the Force Awakens - Lucas did far more in Phantom Menace.
That CGI Falcon was fucking terrible, making all the star destroyers CGI especially that one in the desert was fucking stupid - then was their chance to capture some of the OT magic of making it practical yet they blew it.
Judging by the Rogue One trailers - I swear heaps of the ships are practical. But considering they are reshooting half of the movie now, the Disney bastards probs hate it and are making it all CG so fuck
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE GOT EATEN VICIOUSLY FOR NO REASON
Where were you fags for this poor bastard?
>>70288644
ehh why did I waste $30 buying this movie?
I agree; it has some of the shittiest unrealistic writing I've seen recently in a movie.
They killed off one of my fav characters too which I fucking hated - that asian military guy who was only in the film for 30 seconds no joke; he looked AWESOME like he was going to do something badass... but nope. He just gets trampled on and dies.
Instead they leave everything up to the high heel lady and Chris Patt to save the whole park... fucking terrible.
>>70288671
>Rogue one
>Reshooting half of the movie
What the hell happened? that doesn't sounds right for a disney blocknuster
>>70288812
>ehh why did I waste $30 buying this movie?
You were hypnotized by the messy haired, sweaty hot aunt
>>70288796
If you learned to read, you'd understand it's not about the fact that she died. It's that they gave her a long, drawn out death that was meant to be comedic.
And Ray's death was a tragedy. I held on to my butt, but it didn't prepare me for losing him.
>>70286242
>happens to a dude
>LMAO awesome cool
>happens to a woman
>Was this really necessary? I was a little uncomfortable at this.
>>70288819
Yup didn't you hear? Disney hated the final cut and are demanding reshoots of entire scenes even though they only have 6 months left to release it.
That means 6 months to get all the clothing wardrobe back, all the actors to re sort out their schedules, re do CGI and visual effects, re write bits of the script, re do the entire sound design and ADR work because everything will be out of order and unsynced depending if they decide to continue editing on the already existing cut (I doubt this as they would wanna start fresh).
Fucking hell this is going to turn into another Jackson's Hobbit I bet you.
I bet too that the final cut which they had was perfect yet the big bossy bosses at Disney thought it was too original or not even action with nostalgia references to keep people satisfied...
>>70288921
It would have sucked with a dude too.
>>70288872
This. Ray's death is only indicated by a severed arm that's on screen for like 5 seconds.
Not fucking cirque du soleil with dinos
>>70288957
I totally believe you, bro.
>>70288861
nah I honestly bought it for the 2 disc blu ray edition yet I haven't bothered watching the features.
>>70286242
She was a cunty beautiful woman, everyone loves watching cunty beautiful women die.
>>70288969
Honestly, Ray could be alive somewhere in that park with only one arm.
>>70288985
I'm glad you do.
>>70288812
Dinosaurs are going around. People are going to die.
Why did the parents care so much about BDH not talking to her nephews. They aren't her responsibility?
Who fucking cares?
>>70286677
stupid whore, posting superior waifu.
>>70289020
These dinosaurs are written by living and breathing writers who are able to make decisions on how shit goes down.
It's not about whether the character dies or not, it's about what you do with the characters.
>>70289024
Because plot and we had to force children into this story somehow.
>>70289056
>gets herself killed
Yeah nah
>>70286242
>>70288251
This. I can't believe current movies look worse than 10 years ago.
>>70288949
Oh god, didn't know about this.
I had hopes for this one, but looks like it's going to end in a mess.
>>70289075
>>70288949
This is why we can't have nice things.
She joined her tits in the afterlife. Half F press to pay respects to the qt dead assistant and her dead tits
F
>>70286242
This would have been right at home in the first one but jurrassic world didn't feel at all like a monster horror film. It felt more like a quipy action movie.
I just felt really bad about this. I'm not even completely sure as to why.
>>70289284
wtf lol Has she like never worn a bra in her life?
>>70289284
>Half F press
>Half
W-what exactly do you mean?
>>70288671
>>70288949
Are you people fucking insane?
Literally every movie of SW size does reshoots. It's built into the budget now. You're parroting made up rumors from a clickb8 Hollywood gossip site whose only actual source is an interview with Donnie Yen someone google translated into English where he said he was gonna do some reshoots.
Literal autism.
>>70289343
That's not how tits work.
>>70289284
Those are very unfortunate tits.
>>70289343
Anon, what is it that you think bras do?
Because it's not what I think you think.
>>70289344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>70289390
How do they work?
>>70289343
Do you believe that if you wore a little cup supported your balls all day that when you took it off your balls would magically stay floating in the air? Do you believe if you never cram your balls into that cup your balls will hang lower? This is virginity in action.
>>70289459
Like... bags of sand.
>>70286666
The grammar isn't even ambiguous--you're just a twat. Nice quads.
>>70288271
>Katie McGrath
Well, you warned me and I did it anyway.
Dang
>>70286242
How else will normies like it?
>>70289343
>wh-why do feminists call us virgins? that's so unfair
>>70289284
So she's breastfed what like 800 babies?
>>70288796
I actually did feel sorry for him. Just a guy doing his job. But to be fair, he was kind of stupid going out there alone. He should of asked Muldoon to come with him, like he did with Ellie.
>>70286242
>there is a vore porn picture of that scene
it's on paheal I think
>>70289940
Vore is so fucking gay
>>70286242
Yes.
>>70289284
If you were an otherwise hot woman would you rather have 0/10 dead tits or a massive roastie?
>>70286242
>lawyer gets ripped off the shitter and swung back and forth, you can hear bones popping and crunching
>bald-bro gets ripped in half by two T-Rex
>Muldoon gets his face eaten off
>Bald-faggot gets neck snapped by edgy raptors, black dude gets rekt by spino too
Yes, every film needs at least one gruesome death. Also JW is shit and JWII will be awful.
>>70288644
I thought the suggestion was that they wanted to make bio engineered stealth dinosars to kill the Taliban, it's still fucking stupid though
>>70286242
I almost walked out the theater after seeing this misogynistic filth
>>70286242
It's ridiculous the fact that they tried to portray her in a bad light all the movie for trying to take care of 2 autistic kids so we would applaud this scene were she gets devoured alive, because "she was a bitch amiriteguise" (she wasn't, just a normal adult taking care of 2 kids that were ignoring and escaping her).
The worst part tho is how all of this had no emotional impact on the kids and even less on her boss that commanded her to take care of the kids, in the end she was just all happy and giggling with his new boyfriend without taking in consideration all the death and suffering that had just happened and in which she was partly responsible.
Hollywood screenwriters should all be fired.
>>70286360
Because you're a shit director who needs to fill 2 hours of screen time. Also, writing a story with good character development is hard.
