>Stand down, Captain America. Civil War is inevitable if you keep this up.
Walked out of the theater right there.
>not liking the best line
I fucking love this meme
>This is the end, X-Men. The last stand!
Still better than Apocalypse.
That never happened. DELETE THIS.
>>70283990
This movie was fucking terrible, Apocalypse was better and people claiming its better than Winter Soldier are fucking retarded.
>>70285442
Me too. This is probably my favorite.
>We are the biggest club in Sheffield. Wednesday we'll prove it, when we beat the Blades
Ripped up my season ticket
literally the least funny /tv/ meme aside from just
>now that's a view
>to kill for
>That's how easy it is to kill a mocking bird, kids.
Harper Lee is rolling in her grave.
>forget it jake it's chinatown
>you know in life errr sometimes you can get a bit down but I still believe we will defeat Manchester. United with a common purpose, we can defeat errr any team
>At last... The Dark Knight Rises
Dumped my popcorn right in the trash
>After all this arguing we have finally become 12 Angry Men
Can't believe this is supposed to be a classic.
>"Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler... Welcome to Jurassic Park"
>>70285832
Kek
I frickin LOVE the rep-the-title trope, it's pretty much the best meme out there.
>seven-six-two millimeter. full metal jacket
>>70286016
Fake and gay, at least make it believable
Finally saw this, was bretty good desu
>>70285891
>>70285891
Etsubatsu being the best then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMyanZNdptc
>next saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!
>>70285981
They should have used this line in the film
Even Pixar is guilty of this shit.
>>70286053
Shut up faggot...>>70285891
Is right and you know it
>>70283990
Without stopping to claim your falcon from the aviary?
>>70286053
I know you're memeing, but I really like it.
>>70285911
It's actually much worse than that
>I couldn't believe that the result of the Champions League final was real. Mad ride on a rollercoaster this season has been
>>70286175
How dare people make threads about things I don't like
>>70286200
Must've sacred the living daylights out of him.
>>70285832
>>70286135
10/10 song
>Hannah I hadn't intended for any of this to happen, I only wanted to give children a little fright, maybe Goosebumps.
>Your average American male is stuck in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, Arrested Developmentâ„¢.
>Hey that's the name of the show!
Holy shit, do they think were stupid we know it's the fucking title.
>>70285891
so meta of you to mention the board in your post
You memed the meme
>Don't go over there. Those are the Badlands
And people praise this shit?
> We're gonna need a bigger boat.
> Why
> That shark has really big Jaws
>I came here to win the game of thrones
turned it off right there
Horror classic my ass.
>>70286208
> Charlie. It looks like your hedonistic lifestyle has finally given you AIDS
> Shut up, I know. I must have done enough coke last night to kill Two and Half Men
> laughtrack
>>70285993
>>70286208
>>70285891
>literally the least funny /tv/ created in 2006 by Christopher "Moot" Pool meme aside from just.
>>70285981
Turned it off in disgust.
> Well well well. It appears that there are eight of us. Except for the extra guy. And we're hateful
>>70285634
Ant-Man, Guardians, and TWS are still the best ones so far.
>>70286405
>>70286175
>>70285891
Literally the biggest plebs ever on /tv/. This is a true patrician meme.
> Late 2001
> Second LOTR movie comes out
> Previews before the film start
> "Ladies and Gentleman, we would as the audience for a minute of silence to honor those recently lost in the attacks on the Two Towers."
> Walked out in disgust
In the future they will complete the full title, symbols and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8mYLi3PGOc&feature=youtu.be&t=20s
>>70286577
But i was parodying the other comment.
>>70286662
kek
>>70286073
I don't remember this line.
>>70286753
Sorry, didn't mean to include that.
I love this crap
Thank you, you glorious bastards for making my day better
>>70286828
it's actually a real one tho
I assaulted the theater manager after hearing this.
>>70286884
I doubt it, Stanley Kubrick behaves with much more subtly than that.
> It ain't me
> It ain't me
> I ain't fortunate son
Burnt my draft papers and went straight home
>Looks like it's gonna be Batman v Superman. Dawn of Justice is upon us.
Can't believe I paid to see this shit.
>>70285891
i never understood the "just" meme, what is it about ?
>>70285442
Agreed. It's so fucking funny
>>70286912
Not sure if you're memeing, but it's the exact line, and it's pretty memorable. Dude blows his brains out neck minute
reddit: the """"meme""""
>after all these years I finally am become the Thing from Another Planet
Jesus Christ Carpenter
>>70286552
Links or images?
>>70286912
no youre a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc2cPuwpqTg
1:28
>>70286960
Take any "just" pic
Play the song from Shrek
Read this and thank me later
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED
WELL
THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN
TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH IN DEBT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA
YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED
HEY NOW
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE
IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD
>>70286960
Apparently Brendan Fraser said "just" really loud once and /tv/ thought it was funny and now they post the word all the time. I really don't know.
>>70285832
>>70286981
>>70287049
Is it summer already?
>>70285891
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
>>70286208
>>70287090
something something pretending to be retarded.
>>70287090
Yes, today is June 1st, the first day of summer.
>you are Lisa The Simpsonsâ„¢
Jesus Christ Coppola how could you allow this?
>I guess I'm just The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (48 frames per second) Blu-ray Extended Edition
>>70287265
Toppest kek.
>>70287061
thanks but i still don't understand
>were the guardians of the Galaxy, bitch
>after all these years I have finally become Interstellar ( 2014) [ 1080p] YIFY YTS
>>70287363
mfw this is actually a direct quote
He doesn't have much for brains, but he has a Brave Heart
>Rambo I-I-I didn't do it I swear!
>>70283990
what an epic, original meme
Reminder that this won both best picture and best writing.
>>70287538
kek
You have taken the high ground in these star wars; the revenge of the sith will overpower it
>>70287538
Kek'd
>>70286200
>Walkens smirk
>>70286160
Isn't it the very last line before they roll credits?
>You are now the X-men Apocalypse
those sly motherfuckers saved that for the very end. I didn't even stay for the after credits because of that
>>70287538
Lolol
How was this allowed?
>Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
>She's an American Beauty
damn near broke the projector
>So you're astronauts? On some kind of star trek?
>>70285891
>>70286960
I thought JUST was a /pol/ meme?
>>70289264
Retard.
>I am Iron Man
>>70289078
Fuck you I like that one.
>>70287265
This is the best one.
>>70287265
>>70287538
Jesus, best ones here.
>>70283990
>Civil War is inevitable if you keep this up.
Good.
>>70289078
The writers actually begged for this to be taken out, but Director Jonathan Franks decided to leave it in to appeal to more of an audience than just trekkies
>>70289632
It was the right decision. It was a decent title drop, not forcing it like a hypothetical
>So you're Doctor... who?
>So...We are some kind of Suicide Squad?
What the shit
>>70286960
just started as "just fuck my shit up". with a funny doctor haircut.
>>70289815
Is this some kind of burger haircut?
>>70289775
Maybe not even in the final cut of the movie
>>70286538
Way to find fuck everything up. Goddamn you've ruined my life with that horrible fucking post, go die in a fire.
>>70286960
There was a picture of a guy with a shitty haircut with the caption that said something like "How do you want hair done?"
"just fuck my shit up"
When news got out about Brendan Fraser and how he got fucked over in his divorce some anon shopped the haircut onto him with the OP reading JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.
Ever since then JUST is now shorthand for just fuck my shit up and is posted when something is going wrong for a celebrity or character or whatever.
>>70289078
>So you're astronauts? On some kind of star trek? First contact has been made already though
>>70290391
oh, ok thanks
>I hope this won't take long, I have American History X next period.
>Which would explain how he could set up a high stakes poker game at Casino Royale in Montenegro
>>70286016
He never said that in the movie you dweeb
>>70287049
this is obviously dubbed
CW had like 2 memorable parts, airport and final fight.
Winter soldier was better
>>70286538
To eat your fellow man you must be real hateful. Ate all my friends, she did.
>>70286960
>newfags asks dumb question
>>70289815
>>70290391
>you fucks actually answer correctly
You're fucking doing it wrong.
You literally JUST'd this board faggots get out.
By far the best 4chan meme is lying on the internet, get with it or gtfo
>>70289815
>>70286960
>>70290391
Here's the guy. What's absolutely hilarious is that this is his real fucking hair.
>>70286708
/tv/ rips off jokes from Family guy. I knew this place was devoid of creativity. Cant even come up with a new meme. I bet JUST is stolen from reddit
>>70287061
>>70287061
>>70297056
that guy's highly successful and is a family man though. more than the anons that laugh at him
>>70297230
>it's a reddit comes to 4chan and thinks we stole their memes when in reality he's just a newfag and doesn't realize they were originally 4chan memes episode
>>70286208
/sp/edditors need to leave.
Saving Private Ryan had a legit scene where they actually say it
>>70286962
dumb frogposter
>>70289815
You don't belong here
>>70297056
You neither.
Get out until you stop being faggots.
someone post the bladerunner one it's the BOAT
>>70298641
It was cringe as fuck.
>"No Jimmy, I'm just your Private Teacher"
Pure pornkino
>>70287049
>taking the time to make a fake dub to meme on /tv/
Pathetic.
>>70286365
This is the earliest one I remember and it's still the best.
>>70289907
What exactly is it about that haircut that reminds you of a burger? Can't leave your insecurities behind for 1 post? Or is it just that you're extremely fat and can't stop thinking of food?
>>70298641
So do tons of other movies you fucking idiot. How do you think the meme started?
>>70299057
Yeah, you're mad, burger.
>>70299114
What a brilliant and well thought out response. Did you get beat up by an American or something? Cucked by one? Something must've happened for you to be so insecure that you respond to anything you deem negative with "hurr durr burger gurr XD", even at a time when all the "burgers" are asleep. Who hurt you anon? It will be okay.
>>70299260
What you're saying is you're not a burger? Yeah, sure, burger :^)
>>70299321
I'm whatever you need me to be to feel better about yourself anon. Right now I'm just advising you that you look like a desperate fool trying to settle a score against a foe who is either non-existent or already forgot about you and moved on. You're also making yourself look pretty stupid in the process. But now you've started just outright shitposting as a caveat in case you need to pull the "I was pretending all along" card.
Keep calling me burger like it's some sort of insult, keep ironically shitposting your meme faces in case you need to backpedal, nobody is bothered here but you. You're only serving to bump the thread and look silly in the process. If you need to talk about what happened, I'll be here.
>>70286577
>patrician
>meme
Gtfo
>>70297325
he's also fucking ripped and has a yacht
>>70285981
Once they said that line, I was done. Turned it on, couldn't want any more.
>>70286662
Twin towers came out in 2002 you autist
Cap and Bucky beating the shit out of Tony was the best part of the entire thing.
>>70285628
lmao mad Fox shill
>We truly are witnessing Peter Jackon presents: The Hobbit: Part 2 - The Desolation of Smaug in IMAX theatres, HFR rated T for Teen.
Bit on the nose, I though.
>>70283990
And then I shall go after you, Harry Potter. And The Deathly Hallows, too.
>>70297275
That's Robert Redford you dick, not Zonk Galla-fon-kiss
>>70298733
>He say you Blade Runner: The Final Cut
What the fuck Ridley?
>captain AMERICA gets shot by automatic assault rifles
>calls them "AR-15s"
walked out right then and there
>>70286299
now i have become...The Game of thrones
>>70300791
>pointing out flaws in an obviously fake story in a thread full of obviously fake stories
Whos the autist here?
>>70283990
He never said that in movie, jerk.
Laughing out loud at this whole bread
>>70301399
Known as Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone, in literally every other region in the visible universe, aside from the USA
>>70287538
goddamn
>>70301031
He is right though
>>70302978
>Americans are too stupid to understand the word 'philosopher'
Jesus christ
>>70286273
Low effort OC. Kill yourself
>>70286365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CT4NqH6jWQ
>>70303157
>>70287538
fucking kek
>>70303231
Or maybe are smart enough not to denigrate the term 'philosopher' by associating it with wizards in a child's book who do no actual fucking philosophy
>>70289775
HOL' UP
>>70303337
>american's dont know about the philosopher's stone medieval legend
Of course
>>70303337
Did you not read the book or watch the movie? The stone belonged to a philosopher.
>>70303411
>american's
haha retard
>>70288558
Jackson was truly a memer before his time
they say the title in the 3rd film as well if I remember correctly.
>>70287265
hehe
>>70287538
Way to jump the shark half an hour before the 8 movie series is over.
>>70301436
>yfw this is the actual fucking line
>"My name is Gladiator."
Seriously? Are we doing this?
>>70290391
>This is considered a funny meme in 2016.
What went so wrong?
>>70303337
>mfw ameritards so entitled they can't even admit how retarded a choice this was and somehow defend it
>They sent me back to make sure James Cameron's The Terminator doesn't kill you.
And there are people who un-ironically prefer this to the sequel?
>>70305444
>memes are allowed on the internet
what the fuck is wrong with this world?
>>70287538
>>70283990
This actually happens.
>>70283990
>"Jesus Chris, that's a lot of Aliens"
I had to leave the theatre because my pet falcon started puking up the crab legs I had been feeding it in disgust.
>At long last, I have become the assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford
Does anyone have the good image for "batman begins!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CT4NqH6jWQ
>>70305329
kek
>Forget everything you think you know, you're not students anymore! You're X-Men!
>Apocalypse is finally gone!
Really, movie???
>You're saying it's some sort of intelligent, righteous solid state of matter that identifies as a woman?
>"Correct"
>And this sentient water gets entangled in some sort of alien/furry rivalry?
>"We shall never forget this moment; Superman vs Bat man: Dawn of Just Ice"
>>70304683
>Gandalf: "Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the King, Steward!"
Ian McKellan glance into the camera lens and winks to the viewer, raising a finger to his lips in a "shh" gesture.
>You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend: those that are good, and then those that are ugly.
>You're ugly.
A little on the nose don't you think?
>>70283990
>we are going to war craft moar weapons
>>70289775
We sum kinda
We finna
hol up
u be telling me
u saying
hol up nigguh
u saying we sum kinda SOOOOOOOSAAAAAAAAAAH SKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
>>70303157
Goddamn, this one got me
>>70306302
This is the third time in this thread.
>That sure was a The Great Train Robbery
Way to ruin the movie in the last second.
I'm the Titanic off the world!
Shot the projectionist right there
Great movie, but I didn't understand this part.
>>70308375
second time and mine was better
This is the most reddit meme that's allowed to persist for some reason.
>>70303231
Americans have a separation of church and state fucktard
>Those bandits won't stand a chance against us Shichinin no samurai
Kurosawa you fucking hack.
>What did you do when they attacked the castle?
>I Ran
Deleted the movie immediately and formatted the drive.
>>70304683
They do it in all three movies
>>70288558
>Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of The Two Towers?
>>70306683
wheres the elisium YT faux trailer?
>>70301957
>Whos the autist here?
you, for not getting his joke
>after all these years black phillip, I have become the VVitch
and /tv/ called this shit a masterpiece
>>70285891
No one is keeping you here, go fuck off somewhere else.
>Black and blue
>Day versus night
>Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham
>Batman versus Superman! Dawn of justice is upon you Clark to save Martha
No wonder this movie was a fucking flop.
>I'm just Collateralâ„¢ anyway