Guys... I think he might actually kill himself.
>>70279191
Fuck. I kind of feel sorry for him.
EVERYTHING IS FINE, PEOPLE. I'M FINE. FUKKEN FACT.
lets see what next weeks figures are like Chris
>>70279440
only one I feel sorry for is Leblanc
>>70279191
1. It's impossible to get figures that accurate, cite your shit Evans
2. The more accurate measurement publicly available points it as lower than the last season
3. Keeping in mind that the first episode would have bound to have had more people tuning in out of curiosity rather than because of quality, this doesn't bode well
Reminder that Chris Evans is a cunt that can't act, and the entire Top Gear shtick is laddish banter between cunts, written and acted well
Well, he is a Hydra member.
If he dies, he dies.
FACT should be a new meme 2bh
>>70279191
At best this just makes him sound like a pompous ass who wishes to brag about how successful his show is.
Realistically, it makes him a sad liar.
>clarkson did nothing wrong
>>70281165
It reminds me of all the articles about how low the daily shows ratings are but comedy central is all hurr durr but we got millennials watching, even though literally no young people ever talk about the daily show anymore
No proof s22e1 only got 11% audience share. He's talking shit. s22e1 got 6.41 million consolidated
>>70280929
>written
You don't get to bring friends, FACT.
The flight plan lists me, my men, but only one of you, FACT.
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun, these are THE FACTS folks.
>>70281222
ishafacht
>>70279191
This ratings spike is most likely nothing but a bi-product of the controversy. Check back in a month or two, Chris.
FACT: You're a big guy.
>>70282977
For you. OPINION.
>>70281071
kek
I do feel bad for him, and I can totally sympathise with the FACT that it was only the first show, so obviously it's not going to be fantastic. The chemistry of May, Hammond and Clarkson didn't happen overnight.
And we've all done embarrassing shit, right?
>yay!
>big splash!
>come on, a round of applause!
>shouting everything
To be fair to him, he's got massive boots to fill in that role and he was still functional.
I might watch the next one, or I might not. The thing is, I never had that attitude about the former show, but that's probably just my own impatience talking.
whenever someone says FACT like that I can't help but think they are really angry
I am the coolest guy on the BBC. FACT. If you don't watch my show, you're not coming to my birthday party. FACT. Shut up. FACT. And fuck off. FACT.
>>70279191
>People whine on twitter like a bunch of autistic fucks defending their shitty fan art on deviantart
All those manchildren sure are pathetic
>>70279191
I've missed everything. Why is he mad? Are people mad at him?
I wonder what he'll tweet when next week's episode is half of that
Car won't start.
>Tony, I'm glad you're back at the compound. FACT. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. FACT. We all need family. FACT. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine. CONJECTURE. I've been on my own since I was 18. FACT. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. FACT. My faith's in people, I guess. CONJECTURE. Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. FACT. Which is why I can't let them down either. FACT. Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't. CONJECTURE. I know I hurt you, Tony. FACT. I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. FACT. Hopefully one day you can understand. CONJECTURE. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. FACT. I know you're doing what you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. FACT. That's all any of us should... FACT. So no matter what, I promise you, if you need us - if you need me - I'll be there...
>...FACT.
Jesus Christ. Fuck you, Chris Evans. You ruined the Avengers.
>>70284478
All that greentext for a negative amount of joke.
>>70279191
>>70281295
underrated post
>>70281071
We talking him hanging himself or booze and pills?
>>70281295
Crashing this plane, WITH NO SURVIVORS, FACT.
>>70280759
MOMS GONNA FREAK. FACT.
>everyone wants to watch a train wreck
>UUH THE TRAIN IS FINE WHY WOULD SO MANY PEOPLE WATCH IT IF IT WAS BROKEN?
>>70281295
He works for the mercenary. FACT.
It doesn't matter who we are. FACT.
What matters is our plan. FACT.
Wait, Captain America is hosting Top Gear now?
>>70279191
Someone explain why Top Gear was a hit and why people suddenly hate it, please.
I'm CIA. FACT. I'm Central. FACT. I'm Intelligence. FACT. I'm Agency. FACT. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. FACT. I'm that arsetta bandit. FACT. I call Ittin. FACT. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. FACT. I
>>70286355
>Someone explain why Top Gear was a hit
GOAT banter
>and why people suddenly hate it, please.
No more GOAT banter
>>70285662
Booze and heaps of coke is my guess.
Maybe he'll turn up at Billlie Piper's house and in the middle of begging to be let in David Tenant will tell him to fuck off.
Probably smash up a Ferrari in a fit of rage too or pull a Phil Daniels off Dover.
>>70279440
>>70279191
He'll be fine lads. He'll be fine relax
>>70279191
here's a FACT
2.3% on imdb FACT
>>70279191
He's really going to be surprised when he sees the numbers for the rest of the season.
>>70287985
>FACT
ITT: FACTS
>>70279191
so since british guys are automatically huge faggots, this guy must be like the equivalent of the king of england of faggotry now right? can he literally "form a government" as they say? what does this mean for brexit?
>>70288060
I read what you wrote and I have to say it's pretty much a
>FACT
>>70288060
as long as he sucked the right cocks first
>>70288124
100% FACT
>>70287965
what you said is a fucking FACT
FACT pic related
>>70288272
Holy shit Episode 23
23.1
2.3/10
the fucking pottery! Mind blown!
>>70284331
Read it in all of their voices
>>70288060
He's been made the queen actually. At 4 bong the other day, I was shocked to find on the bello hello visual tello about this.
Shit, I missed this. How bad was it?
>>70289215
Chris Evans = bad
LeBlanc = good
the rest = ok
>>70289657
So Evans is pretty much trying to save face cause he's worried he'll get axed.
just watched extra gear and was more entertained with that half hour than the 2 hour top gear premiere.
pretty funny that sabine is an ameriboo with a log cabin and western saloon in germany.
>>70288272
Even the shittiest episodes of most tv series stay around a 5 rating, this is impressive.
>>70288272
And to think, that 2.3 is PURELY off of Evans, if they'd replaced him with anyone at least even half competent the show would have at least been a 5/10 surely
>>70281295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEwTOVNnLyw
>>70290282
is that a FACT?
>>70279191
Who's Chris Evans?
>>70291441
Isn't it the actor who plays Captain America?
>>70279191
People were watching to see new series and presenters. FACT. Will drop off unless it gets better. FACT. Number one on iPlayer because not everyone saw it live. FACT.
You are a RETARD, Chris. FACT.
>>70289814
He's essentially the weakest link based from E01. Matt is surprisingly good at hosting. They should just get the Extra Gear guys and boot out Evans.
>>70291540
He let himself go.
>>70279191
Plenty of people will watch a car crash, it doesn't mean the driving was good.
At least The Grand Tour will actually be good.R-right guys?
>>70288124
>Those unattractive dicks
No homo
>>70292107
yes, they took all the creative people from top gear with them, plus they're totally reformatting the show. i have faith
>>70279191
who the fuck is this?
>>70281007
That graph isn't really fair, TV ratings for most non live things are down, because of the massive increase in streaming services.
The Iplayers means you don't need to watch it on TV when it happens, lots of people just catch up later or watch online
