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NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
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Every time I see the poster I keep thinking, "Planet of The Apes?".
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Is anyone surprised though? the trailers made it look like an ABC tv show
duncan jones makes movies for tasteless imdb movie buffs too
fucking warcraft
it had nothing going for it
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>>70269400
LET THE RATINGS HIT THE FLOOR
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>>70269450
It will still make money and people will get their wish - a movie about Arthas/Illidan. You can't do jackshit about it.
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I bet this movie is actually decent, don't even care about warcraft
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Saw this last night, really enjoyed it, very loyal visually to the game which I played for many years

I think if you played WoW a long time you would like and appreciate it more , there is lots of detail from the game in there that no one would think twice about, I could only imagine what someone who hadn't would think but I guess they think it sucks.
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>>70269498
>and people will get their wish - a movie about Arthas/Illidan

>grown adults who care about Warcraft ""lore"" in 2016
>"""""people"""""
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>>70269498
Considering how long this one took to come out? I doubt it
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>>70269643
>adults
>as if the autists who grew up with warcraft aren't adults at this point

Realize where you are, anon. The world has changed.
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I PUSH MY FINGERS IN TO MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>70269498
And it's probably going to be awful af. No ty
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CRITICS INSTAHATE THE MOVIE BECAUSE IT'S VIDEOGAME YOU IDIOTS
WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THIS
REEEEEEEE
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Why is it getting such a kicking?
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>>70269691
>as if the autists who grew up with warcraft aren't adults at this point
That's exactly my point, you illiterate fuckwit.
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>>70269762
Because it's bad.
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>>70269765
>being this buttblasted because of a flick you aren't interested in

Truly a spectrum warrior.
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>>70269736
videogames are just shitty to adapt to film, because they remove all of the interactivity games have.
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>>70269818
>"U MAD? XD" after exactly 1 (one) reply
Opinion discarded.
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>over 1 billion boxoofice
>huge success with fans and casual viewers alike
>breaks early ticket sales on 5 continents
>paves the way for a franchise + StarCraft and Diablo movies
>Blizzard is rich (again)

>Oh noez, a bunch of nu-male critics SJW pandering metrosexuals did not like it, I must not see it then.

Lol... I will see it 5 times in the cinema and enjoy every second of it.
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>>70269845
?

I guess you are the real fuckwit in here.
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I saw it a couple of days ago. It was solid 8/10 and I liked it more than most of capeshit films. I really don't understand why critics hate it so much.
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>>70269762
Because it didn't have quips.
I'm not even joking, several reviews complain about a lack of quips
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>>70269400
I KNOW I SHOULD SAY NO
ITS HARD TO DO WHEN BLIZZARDS READY TO GO
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>>70269859
>>Oh noez, a bunch of nu-male critics SJW pandering metrosexuals did not like it, I must not see it then.

I can't stop laughing
Look at how hard this ape is trying to fit in with the new users

Just leave to the other site or IRC like your boyfriend and the other trips of yesteryear you pleb
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>>70269859
shut up tryhard faggot
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>>70269859
hi panser
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>>70269859
based Eko, as a fellow WarCraft player and lore junkie I salute you
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>>70269859
you should turn that trip off, because you can't be any more of a faggot with it
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SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
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>>70269400

its sad that for a movie to be rated highly it has to cater to the ADHD generation and have various quips or laughs to keep it lighthearted. Fucking Marvel Disney, they ruined movies
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>>70269718
>af
get the fuck out faggot
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>>70269859
>casual viewers alike
lmao do you have any source to back that up?
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>>70269859

im probly just gonna torrent to avoid giving blizzard money.

theyre so shit these days
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>>70270003
i don't remember the vvitch having quips and laughs, but that's just me
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>>70269859
>over 1 billion boxoofice
Transformer had a billion box office, does this make it a good movie? I know you crave attention but at least try harder.
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>>70269942
>>70269949
>>70269996
Give me a single reason why you want this to fail? You are the same people complaining about capeshit and remakes and yet when a unique franchise is on the horizon you jump at it immediately.

Hating for hate alone is stupid and doing it for trolling purposes defeats the idea of being on the board at all.

>mfw I read your posts

>>70269980
Damn right. My inner kid remembers all the nights playing LAN matches or marveling at the story while reading those novels... haters be damned.

>>70270052
Yes, my friends and colleagues.

>>70270074
That's true. SC2 and D3 were terrible, but I still love their older stuff and they can change their ways now that the movie si a success. Give them money anon, trust in them one last time.
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>>70270129
Maybe not but transformers got a shitload of sequels and funded tmnt for Michael bay
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>>70270143
>Yes, my friends and colleagues.
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>>70270143
Why are you still here? You clearly read my post you fucking plebeian

Go to the other site or end your days on IRC
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>>70270143
your friends are in no way representative of the casual populace
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>>70269400
DAWN OF VIDYAKINO, GUYS
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>>70270129
>Transformer had a billion box office, does this make it a good movie?

What's a good movie?

Do you want every genre to adhere to the same guidelines? Must every movie be a dramatic expose on societal change and strife?

Not every movie is Citizen Kane and that is a GOOD thing.

WarCraft is not afraid to be what it really is and be good at it a.k.a. an epic fantasy and I love them for it.
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>>70270143

theres no way theyre changing theyre ways as long as activision kikes own them
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>>70269450
>duncan jones makes movies for tasteless imdb movie buffs too

"Critics" should love it then.
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>>70270143
>Yes, my friends and colleagues.
Dude your fat ass LARPing friends are in no way representative of normal people
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>>70270171
>Go to the other site or end your days on IRC

Never been on either (actually got banned from IRC years ago by the glaushits, you must be one of them leftover)

>>70270214
Yeah I know, I hate them for it as well, but won't stop me from enjoying the movie.
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>>70269859
>I will see it 5 times in the cinema
>tripfag
not shocking. You might as well burn that money
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>>70270195
How much are you getting paid? I wouldn't mind making a couple of bucks on the side.
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>>70270195
>Do you want every genre to adhere to the same guidelines?
No I want a movie to be good on its respective genre, Transformers was not a good action movie.
>>70270143
>unique franchise
You do know that the way Disney, DC, etc are building their franchise is the opposite of unique and are killing actual creativity? Blizzard or any other video game company will do the same
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>>70270075

Apples and oranges. Nucritics put things in boxes, they think all blockbusters should be humorous.
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>>70270195

>Double spaces.

You can leave now shill. You're clearly not from here.
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>>70269859
>Blizzard is rich (again)
this isn't funded by blizzard
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Has anyone seen both Warcraft and Batman Vs Superman? Which one, with your /tv/ wisdom, was the bigger blunder? (biased Snyder kino apologists need not reply)
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>>70269903
0 reviews complain about a lack of quips
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>>70270445
>>70270292
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It wasn't THAT bad imo pretty fun as a WoW player to just see a bunch of characters in film
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>>70270427
batyman vs superman
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>>70270352
>No I want a movie to be good on its respective genre,

You are getting exactly that with WarCraft, stop bitching just to be "cool" with the crowd

>Transformers was not a good action movie.

Good thing we are not talking about it then

>You do know that the way Disney, DC

Good thing we are not talking about them either. False comparisons are not arguments.

Come back to me when Blizzard kills its creativity. The movie is exactly the opposite of that. If you had bothered researching or following the production you would have been BTFO by the love toward the source material and attention to detail.
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>>70270292
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>>70270456
read the whole thing, illiterate monkey
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>>70269859

>Blizzard is rich (again)

This is not a good thing, Blizzard is literally videogame cancer nowadays, you stupid tripfag.
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>>70270396
>You're clearly not from here.
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>>70270427

neither marvelshill
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>>70269400

>critics absolutely hate it
>normies thinks its ok
>fans love it

So why do we only take into consideration critics?
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I'm glad David Bowie didn't have to live through his son's career ending.
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>>70270595

>fans love it
>normies thinks its ok

No, they don't.
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>>70270273
>Never been on either (actually got banned from IRC years ago by the glaushits, you must be one of them leftover)
>never been on either
>actually got banned from IRC
Right
Just leave like paulson has
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>>70270595
Because ok isn't good enough and the fans they have will lap up any shit that involves Blizzard.
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>>70270595
Should we take you tasteless mo/v/ie buffs in consideration?

I mean post your top 10 films of all time and lets see if we should
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Oh for FUCK sake. I am sick and tired of these degenerate fucking film critics. Why the fuck is everyone so obsessed with "fun" all of a sudden? Why does everything need to emulate capeshit to be good? This makes me so god damn angry. You should rate a film ON IT'S OWN MERITS NOT ON WHAT IT'S LIKE COMPARED TO ANOTHER FILM. This is such absolute bullshit. I hope the film critics get cancer
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>>70270629

Every single normie review I've read and watched have thought it was good and better then they thought and of course fans love it
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>>70270634
Yeah just guessing it's a different one now. A long time has passed. Also, you are here forever just like me, you can never leave Harl.. I mean /tv/ alive.

>>70270674
Agreed
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>>70270629
the only fans that don't like this are 'muh sacred lore' retards who don't watch movies and just realized that there are changes in movie adaptations from the source material.
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>>70270674
Alright, I will rate Warcraft on it's own merits.

It's still fucking garbage.
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>>70270666

Yeah because anybody gives a shit about some fat self proclaimed "patrician" opinion
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>>70270595

The opinion of fans is literally worthless, they are nothing more than desperate fucks trying to validate videogames as art no matter what even though they are not objective in any possible way.
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>>70269400
Cutting 40mins probably fucked both the movie and Duncan Jones over big time.
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>>70270674
>movie based on a game
>doesn't need to be fun
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>>70270728
No it's not. It wasn't amazing but it was entertaining. Film critics just get into memes about movies being bad. It's groupthink mentality and you're falling for it.
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>>70270674
But the movie was fun, by Marvel standards this was a masterpiece.
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>>70270766

The opinion of critics is literally worthless, they are nothing more than desperate fucks trying to validate indi arthouse shit as art no matter what even though they are not objective in any possible way.
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>>70270728
See, if you are trolling, it must not be blatant like that.

WarCraft is a rich and unique universe that can feed thousands of movies. Just labeling it shit to be contrary is pointless. Care to share specific deficiencies?
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>>70269400
> Critics get hard dick from remakes and reboots

Maybe, just maybe the reason for having lackluster films last few decennia is because how corporate movie studios infiltrated and hijacked critics for their own gain. Forcing people to see and like movies what the mainstream media says so.

I mean, the vidya world critics are already being raped by gaming industries.
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>>70270809

They have more knowledge of films and are more objective than you, /v/ kiddies.
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It's funny seeing this movie get BTFO
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>>70269400
If LotR was released today with no changes it would have been a <10%
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>>70270766
Shows that you speak out of ignorance once again.

Blizzard fans are one of the few that would call out the company on its bullshit immediately. SC2 and D3 were destroyed on the forums.

Blizz fans are the last to follow blindly, if something is shit, they will make their opinion known.
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>>70270836
> More objective

nice b8 m8
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>>70270666
>6 minutes and still nothing

Typical /v/ mongoloid that doesn't know sweet fuck about film and probably even something as entry as television
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>>70270674
Your opinions on something are (in)directly influenced by previous experiences with similar things.
You will always take into consideration movies of the same type, just subconsciously.
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fucking eko I love you
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>>70270902
>he's been timing it
Pretty fucking sad
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>>70270918
<3 no homo tho
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>>70270836

Stop pretending like there is any science to it.

Critic opinions range just as much as plebs so their "knowledge" means nothing outside of there tight niche of self proclaimed "patrician"

Human beings on mass decide the quality of entertainment not them.
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>>70270950
The mass of what? Someone calculates the collective mass of all movie goers to determine the quality of the movie? Is that why US movies are so popular?
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I reserve my judgement for after i see the movie.
Trailers are supposed to make you go see it but there are many shitty movies with good trailers.
Even their expansion cinematics look fucking amazing and almost made me come back to WoW.
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i love how the /v/ kiddies stopped posting pro warcraft images with ratings a long time ago
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>>70270870

They still bought the games like blind sheep, retard.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2015/08/05/believe-it-or-not-diablo-3-is-now-the-10th-best-selling-video-game-of-all-time/#4ab634682267

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/18300227992

http://www.idigitaltimes.com/starcraft-2-legacy-void-sales-blizzard-sells-million-copies-day-who-says-starcraft-494466

>Believe It Or Not, 'Diablo 3' Is Now The 10th Best-Selling Video Game Of All Time

>Believe It Or Not, 'Diablo 3' Is Now The 10th Best-Selling Video Game Of All Time


>Believe It Or Not, 'Diablo 3' Is Now The 10th Best-Selling Video Game Of All Time
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>>70269859
>nu-male critics SJW pandering metrosexuals
>trip is from LOST and eko of all characters
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>>70271021

Do you know how much normies are Blizzardfans? you can;t control normies its why ASScreed is so popular and Call of Duty
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fuckings posters not knowing who based Eko is? s mh, just shows how much of a fucking newfags are you.

B R O T H E R
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China and Korea don't give a fuck about your shitty fruit website.
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>>70271096
you're missing the point, knucklehead
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is this movie a bullshit we must unite for our common enemy shit? With opponents to it on both sides?
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>>70271096

That's not the point at all, retard.
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>>70270902
>7 now since this post

Typical
fucking
/v/
drones
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>>70270989

I didn't say the quality I said the entertainment

Unlike self proclaimed "patrician" the absolute majority of people see movies as entertainment so that's what they are
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>>70271021
Desire to see the end of a decade long story =/= pandering

The games were destroyed on the forums.

>>70271043
Welcome to /tv/ newfriend
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>>70270775
Because the movie is bad.
>>70270815
Yes Warcraft is a good universe despite being the result of a failed Warhammer attempt. That does not make the movie a good translation of said universe by any means whatsoever. Between the lackluster and laughable CGI, the entire Garona character, and the ultimate random cuts all over the place of "hey look, this is warcraft, look it's Ironforge" and ultimately not covering really anything from Warcraft 1, which was the whole point of the movie, it's utterly ridiculous. It's just a disappointing sham of what it could have been.
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>>70270823
It started when internet became norm. Did people even take reviews seriously before that? Except those who ordered movie/ tv magazines or something like that.

I can barely recall town newspaper sometimes having like 4 sentence review of a random movie crammed in to some corner.
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>>70271121
That's what it starts out as.
But then it all goes to shit and everyone dies
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>>70269859
>Starcraft movie
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>>70271183

>Desire to see the end of a decade long story =/= pandering
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>>70271121
In the end, we are destined to work together, but during the time, we fuck each other up.
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>>70271267
if she had normal colored hair she would be hot to be honest.
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>>70270870
>SC2 and D3 were destroyed on the forums.

Are you kidding me? Forums mean literally shit and are negative towards everything.

Both games are well-regarded now, too. The forums do not reflect the fans remotely.
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>>70271115
I understood that reference
nice to see you are still around

>>70271219
>It's just a disappointing sham of what it could have been.

That's a personal opinion. Other find it to be the exact opposite,

>>70271238
Soon™
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I felt sad when Durotan and Draka died. Durotan's death was a bit disturbing, not Bone Tomahawk tier but it made me feel weird.
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>>70269400
who cares about paid Disney reviews, people unanimously love it
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>>70270195
Are you actually saying typhat not being Citizen Cane tier us a good thing? Are you really that retarded?
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>>70270052
he's right tho
viewers like it, it's just literally braindead "critics" who either don't understand the simplistic plot or they expected GoT-tier edgefest from it.
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>>70270195
>Not every movie is Citizen Kane and that is a GOOD thing.
>fucking citizen kane is his go to pick
LOL
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>>70269845
You're entire point is made under the assumption that adults who aren't interested in Warcraft are interested in more sophisticated aspects of entertainment.

>Kardashians
>Politics
>Celebrity news
>Dancing with the Stars
>American football
>Star Wars

Why yes, of course they are, anon.
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>/tv/ worships LOTR
>constant >tfw no big budget fantasy epics bitching in LOTR threads
>Warcraft is the new object of /tv/ hateboner after BvS
>if Warcraft bombs, there might be no big budget fantasy ever again
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>>70271518

Viewers ARE FORCING themselves to like it, this is the audience that for some reason want a videogame movie that can be considered "art" but all of them are crap.

Look at the first Silent Hill shitfest, a terrible movie but retards went along with the idea that it's the best shit out of this mountain of shit and called it the best video game movie.
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>>70271651
>bomb
I think its performing decently despite the hate it had received before being released and being critically panned.
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>>70271673
no one is forcing normies and even they like it
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>>70271738

>typical shill delusion

Normies don't like it, buddy.
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>>70271651
>/tv/ is one person
the children of /v/ everyone
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>>70271651
We want good big budget Fantasy epics, you flaming homo.
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>>70271673
they are just tired of the monthly pyjamas hero shitstain occupying an already dying film/cinema industry
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>>70271849
>reading comprehension
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>>70271759
Just saying no they don't doesn't automatically mean they don't.
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>>70271901
I swear on my bible, I'm going to see the movie again tomorrow because I'm butthurt at all this trolling.
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>>70271980

Just saying yes they do doesn't automatically mean they do.
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>>70271901
Haahahahhahahahahahaha
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>>70271901
He is right, RT is shit and critics are retarded
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>>70269498
duncan wants to only follow the story of orcs and make two more movies about thrall, the most hated character there is, green jesus

even is he gets to make sequels you will never have proper 2nd war and 3rd war films

suck this

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOlsnr7aaMU
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>>70272106
top 10 films of all time?
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>>70272018
But I can backup the claim that that normies like it. See >>70271901
There are plenty more normies on review sites that have never played the game and enjoyed the movie. And if they didn't like it, then why was it the #1 release in 19 out of 20 countries it released in?
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>>70269450
fuck you I liked Moon. After reading the critics reviews its obvious that none of them had any interest in warcraft to begin with, so I don't care if they had problems following the story and characters. This movie was made for fans of the series. I will happily buy my ticket tomorrow and report back to tell you how much i liked it
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ITT: the same kind of idiots who think macdonalds is good because it gets sold a lot
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>>70272142

Give me a fucking break, that's what all the fanboys say when they try to justify MUH VIDEOGAMES ARE ART TOO... Same shit as with the SH movies.
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>>70272142

Normies don't follow or post on IMDb forums or any forum at all, buddy...
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>>70272179
The hollywood enquieror did a good review I think, it gave it a 60, lower than I would but I think it was very fair and I can't help but agree with the woman who wrote it. Warcraft doesn't ironically distance itself from its drama and I found that refreshing.
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>>70269400
Why is rotter tomatoes being used as a reference? It's a completely useless site deserving the title of its own name.
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>>70272139
Irrelevant

Since critics are right I guess you love Marvel movies and TFA?
Since you think critics are right that would have to be the case, right?
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>>70272212
no one says that, actually the fans are saying exactly the opposite you dull assbutt
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>>70272290
are you going to post that top 10 films of all time or keep crying?
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>>70269400
i liked this, i was in a shitty way and it cheered me up. Nothing ground breaking but a nice charming fantasy film with likeable characters and aesthetics. Cgi backgrounds were awful tho and i probably would have liked it more had i known the game/lore.

what was the frog man with the spear called.
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>>70272285
Because children like you would be spamming its score if it was higher

Don't pretend otherwise as most of you are transparent as fuck
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>>70272290
>Since critics are right I guess you love Marvel movies and TFA?
>Since you think critics are right that would have to be the case, right?

Is that your best defense for being a plebeian masquerading as someone with taste?
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>>70272360
Murloc.
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>>70272360
It was a murloc
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>>70272360
Murloc
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>>70272341
>>70272435
>can't refuse anything

If you believe that critics are correct then you also must believe that Age of Ultron and TFA are amazing movies
Do you think that or not? Simple question
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>>70272599
me? i don't like them, but i can understand why they would praise them
now you show me your top 10 dear child of videogames
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I liked it as a Warcraft fan. Solid 7/10 with the worst aspect being the sound track.
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>When he started work on “Warcraft” in 2012, he had just married his wife, Rodene, after she was given a diagnosis of breast cancer and had a double mastectomy. Then, as the movie was nearing completion, Mr. Jones’s father, the rock star David Bowie, died of cancer in January.

>“My film started and ended with cancer,” Mr. Jones said during a recent interview.

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>>70269400
>18%
Only needs to be 1% lower to tie Godzilla 1998 in pure kino virtuosity.
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>>70272955

His movie is also cinema cancer, true pottery.
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>>70272955
dacid bowie is still alive you retard
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>>70272955
>>“My film started and ended with cancer,
Just like his other two shit flicks
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>>70272822
I don't have a top 10 because I don't think you can compare different genres with eachother
Two of my favourite movies for example are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Se7en
Which of them are better? I don't know because they'r very different movies

Top 10 lists in itself is a pleb thing
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The fact that nobody here who has seen it is creating spoiler threads and shit makes me worry the most

Usually a movie out this long will have had a lot more threads on /tv/ with major spoilers, but so far, nothing

This means it's shit even by /tv/ standards
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>>70271634
>I'm too mature to feel no need to defend my infantile interests but I'll do it (by implying the only alternatives are other equally infantile interests)
Not even him but holy fuck did he strike a nerve.
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>>70273219
Because it's already a known story you retarded faggot
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>>70273219
m8 it's because the game it's based off came out in 1996. You can't spoil a 20 year old story.
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>>70273179
exactly what I expected from your attempt at beating around the bush. try to refine your tastes past a seventh grade level before you try and chastise critics (which undoubtedly have just as mediocre taste as you).
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>>70271651
>>if Warcraft bombs, there might be no big budget fantasy ever again
And thank fuck for that. Nothing more cringeworthy than watching americans try and sound ye-olde-english-y.
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>>70273426
>le ur taste is bad

wow you showed me dude!! XD
can i post this on r/4chan??
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>>70273429
I don't know where we got the meme of people in fantasy genre stories must sound English or Scottish. It needs to stop.
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>>70273516
>Two of my favourite movies for example are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Se7en
go ahead my friend
judging by the two you chose to show and your response to my last post that is your home
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>>70273586

Hell, they could even make up (as in use their fucking imaginations, it's called fantasy for a reason) fantasy OTHER than medieval or pseudo-medieval but no. 99.9% fantasy is some rubbish re-tread of LoTR and takes place in Totally-not-medieval-Britain.
Fuck's sake this genre is shit.
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i'm not really going to argue for or against Warcraft, but modern movie critics really seem to be retarded. They don't really review movies from a neutral mindset and they let their personal beliefs get in the way of their reviews. London has Fallen got slammed by critics for being politically incorrect. They went out of their way to give it poor reviews because it didn't mesh with their political beliefs. You also have people who constantly compare one movie to another, like those people who don't stop comparing every new release to Marvel movies and rate said movies in accordance to the latest Marvel release.
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Is it really that bad?
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>>70273586
Fantasy, and tolkein Fantasy at that, is based on this ye old England times that you are bitching about.
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>>70269859
kill yourself tripfaggot
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ARMOND WHITE GONNA SAY IT'S THE DAWN OF VIDYA KINO
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>>70273880
>still following almond after that degenerate piece he did for bvs on that gay pandering site
pleb
and
pleb
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>>70273880
>le contrarian nigger

He's so shit not even RT gives him the light of day anymore.
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>>70269762
Marvelcucks hate what they don't understand.

It's kino, pure and simple.
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>people actually thought a Warcraft movie 10 years after the death of the game would be a good idea
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>>70273429
>watching americans try and sound ye-olde-english-y.
Which is doubly ironic because the American accent stayed much closer to old english while the Brits adopted the newer stiff upper lip thing
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>>70272955
JUST
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>>70269765
Why are you so mad?
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>>70271370
How that nigga die in the movie. All I remember is them getting assassinated by Rend and Maim
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Warcraft was LOTR with camp.

The movie played out so straight you can make every faggot in San Francisco heterosexual.

I've read stuff on fanfiction.net nearly identical to the movie script.
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My friend don't worry the movie will get to 91%+ rating after 10th June
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>>70274351
He has mak'gora with Gul'Dan but Gul'Dan cheats and uses his life draining powers.

Basically a really extended scene of Durotan having all of his life energy drained and turning into a slimy dehydrated mummy while Gul'Dan bear hugged him.
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Has anyone in this thread that complains about the movie actually seen it?

I saw it and of course it's not some Citizen Kane or something. I really don't know what kind of expectations the critics had in regards to this movie. I enjoyed it and the only thing I had problems with were the pacing and to some degree the acting from certain actors playing humans.
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>>70269450
>Is anyone surprised though?

It's a bideo gaym movie, nobody in the known and unknown universes should be even considering being surprised.
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>>70274658
Watch out, if you enjoy anything on this board, you are a shill!
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>how dare you call warcraft diarrhea, i'll have you know it's a solid, well-formed piece of shit!
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>>70274658
Doubt it, 4chan is primarily American after all. They'll just be going off the trailers and clips.
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>>70272955
Imagine looking like this despite being made up of Bowie genetics.
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>>70269859
jesus wut
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>>70274658

No one is expecting a masterpiece obviously. Their standart is probably Hobbit, Avatar or other similar box office flicks. And despite that the fim is still a letdown apparently. Thats how bad it is.
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>>70270074

Comic con reviews and leaks were terrible. Trailers are terrible. Critics say it is terrible.
But somehow a bunch of people claim it is awesome.
Now can these people be a bunch of blizzard fanboys and warcraft nerds in denial ?
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>>70275118
It's much better than the Hobbit, maybe on par with the first one though. I mean I had no idea about Warcraft lore before going in to it and I found it to be pretty good and most of my friends too.

The only one who seemed displeased was a dude who cried about how they had changed stuff from the ""real story""
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>>70275207
The trailers look totally different to the actual film, it's fucking weird, like they had an intern do post production and he fucked it all up.

Somehow they managed to make the actual metal props, look plastic.

I have a pet theory for why critics don't like it (they're afraid of the lack of detachment from the movie, this is also why marvel and star wars did so well, those movies detach themselves massively)

But for real, I was worried it'd suck and went in expecting an okay film, I got a film that struggled at the start but really found its feet later.
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>>70269859
>over 1 billion box office
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>>70269859
>over 1 billion box office
>huge success
>franchise
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>>70275225

I refuse to see how it can be better than hobbit with that shit CGI, fakeass looking environment and clothing, bad acting and that green woman. For this to be better than the Hobbit(which was mediocre)It has to have a plot much better since everything else seem to be worse, which everyone knows that it does not. I hate to judge a film without seeing it, but man I can't help it with this one.
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>>70271539

It's everyone's go to pick you antisocial autist. It's the film equivalent of "what are you some kind of Einstein?" It's just pop culture shorthand.
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>>70275514
>shit CGI, fakeass looking environment and clothing, bad acting

You might aswell be describing the Hobbit. If you don't realize this, then you just have a unreasonable hate for Warcraft
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>>70275514
The CGI in Warcraft is a billion times better than The Hobbit. It's weird to say it but the Orcs look much more real and like they fit in the world, on the other hand the humans look more fake with their real armour.

The armours too clean and costumey compared to the orcs.
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>>70275840
Thing which I find quite interesting is that real armours did tend to look brand new all the time because well, noblemen didn't want to go into battle with dirty armour if they could avoid it.
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>>70275698
No. Hobbit is better than WC in every one of those categories, and its not open to debate. At least from what I've seen from the clips and trailers.

>>70275840
Unless you are strictly talking about the close up faces of the orcs, then it surely is not better, not even comparable. Every prop piece and scenery looks fake in every single shot.

I think they should have made everything fully animated. The art style of warcrraft is cartoonish, and they tried to imitate that in the film, which is fine. But the cartoonish style applies to humans as well in the games, but they somehow thought it was a good idea to make everything cartoonish except for the humans. Stupid decision.
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>>70276026
Yeah I can understand that, also Azeroth has been at peace for quite a long time at this point.
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>>70276046
>from what I've seen from the clips and trailers.

>the things literally everyone including the director said are fucked up because legendary were lazy and cheap.
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>>70276046
>and its not open to debate
>At least from what I've seen from the clips and trailers
>clips and trailers

Why are you even voicing your opinion? You have nothing of value to contribute with.
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>>70270666

One of those critics that blasted Warcraft gave Dragon Ball a fresh rating.
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>>70269859

Hello mr marketer
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So many haters. Warcraft is cleary superior to the Hobbit movies, and in many ways outshines the Lord of the Rings movies as well. It's exciting, dazzling, and a tour de force of imagination unseen since the writings of Lord Dunsany and Clark Ashton Smith. And if anyone thinks I'm a shill, rest assured no one at Disney paid me to post this.
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>>70276197
>Dragon Ball
>bad

Found the low cine-IQ pleb from /b/
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>>70276128

Why are you ? Because I actually said something and you haven't.
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>>70276293
STALE SHIT M8
SEE YOU AGAIN IN TWO WEEKS
YOU'LL WATCH IT AND LOVE IT
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>>70276110
And you bought this ?
How stupid are you ?
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So it's actually good?
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>>70272955
Is this shopped or is his hard naturally JUSTed?
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>CGI in a fantasy film
IT'S THE NEXT JOHN CARTER

>CGI in capeshit
MARVEL'S BEST YET!
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>>70276399
I already love it. I wouldn't praise it otherwise.
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>>70269623
> very loyal visually to the game which I played for many years

So it looks like outdated garbage?
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>>70270143
>a unique franchise
I didn't realize being a shitty clone of warhammer fantasy battles is now considered unique
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>>70276983
Well, they made it more unique over the years. Not the good kind of unique though.
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>>70271238
Source?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbMBP1oO9A
Kermode talking more in depth about why he liked the film
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>>70269400
I have seen it 30 minutes ago.... it is the most average movie i've seen this year.
No highs, no lows, forced jokes and most of the time slow pacing. But i've kinda enjoyed it.
CGI is better than expected and i like how they pictured the orcs. 5/10
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>>70269400

I visited RT once, ONCE.

Saw how wildly different their ratings were from what I liked, and never wasted my time again.
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just got back from it, wasn't THAT bad, looked a bit plasticy at times, other times it looked realer than real

fast pacing, good jokes, cool magic i'd give it 7.3/10 to be honest

haven't played the games either btw
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>>70273429
19 year old american detected
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>>70272341
Oh come on man you know that f he posted it you'd go full retard calling whatever he put shit
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The shitposters in this board a fucking full retards. I cannot comprehend the level of fucking stupidity it takes to hold some of the opinions I see. Jesus fuck, does every movie have to be 4deep5me with all star casts and generic movie score in A minor??? Why can't a movie be as simple as some orcs and humans going at it for a few hours for oure mindless enjoyment. I mean shit let's look at literature. I don't fucking read War and Peace or the unbridged The Count of Mine Cristi every damn time I wanna read a book. Some Tolkien, some random shit off the library shelf is good too.
Shit we watch YouTube videos, read mindless tidbit articles on the internet, every form of media has its basics sit down and enjoy yourself content. Why must we go in a existential journey everytime we watch a movie? You all keep insulting the age mindset of people who like these films, but you just sound like an edgy pre-teen who pretends to have gone through puberty before the other guys in the gym shower with you drawn in mustache and shag-carpet glued to your balls.
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>>70272110
>"I'm fascinated by Thrall"
>literally Orc-Moses
What a shame.
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lol @ Eko BTFOing the haters
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>>70276353
He means Evolution
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Videogame movies will soon take over and it will be nothing but capeshit and vidya movies till the end of time.
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>>70272475
>>70272479
>>70272529
thanks niggas
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>>70271651
I honestly want it to fail since I view the Warcraft series as a whole as generic trash that just regurgitates Tolkien.
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>>70282480
If regurgitating Tolkien is trash to you then you must hate literally ever fantasy fiction orf the last 50 years
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>>70270836
Expect for this movie, right?
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>runs his garbage mouth about Tolkein being "another white male"

You got what you fucking deserved Jones.
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>>70283296
Yeah i'll admit for the most part I do
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>>70277304
Who is the fucking retarded kid? What a faggot I hope he's not a critic because he failed at life.
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>>70269400
All that money and Blizzard forgot to pay the critics. Another win for the jews then! Fucking pathetic.
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>went to go see it this evening with gf (she was forced to go)
>go to ticket machine
>can't get 2 tickets for 18:50 showing
>literally sold out until 2200 or later unless we go 3D

what the fuck, /tv/?
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>>70286268
I had never heard of him. Kermode thought he was "the voice of youth" because he is 24, but it turns out he doesn't know anything.
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Calm down /tv/-san, you are going to get a brain aneurysm from all this anger.
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>>70286583
fuck 3d. Saw the movie with chipped and smudged 3d glasses that i was forced to pay extra for. Brightness exactly as if i was wearing sunglasses. The best I can say is that after 15 minutes I got used to it and forgot that it was 3d.
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