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Worst movie you've ever watched in your life?

Pic related is definitely the most unpleasurable viewing experience I've had.
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The Cat in The Hat
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Cloverfield I walked out of the movie and those jews from AMC only gave me store credit and not a cash refund.
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Batman vs. Superman, I mean I've seen shittier movies but I enjoyed them more than BvS.
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>>70264390

It's pretty bad but not completely horrible, my one complaint was how it was just rehash and referencing how great the OT was.
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>>70264350
Jesus Christ this is everything that was wrong with the early 2000's

Why did you have to remind me of it
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Epic Movie, Disaster Movie...anything else by Friedberg and Seltzer.
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The Producers

Cloverfield

BvS

Salo
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>>70264473

>Everything wrong with the early 00s

Not Chav culture
Not Crazy Frog
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>>70264526
It's proto-chav culture.
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i think it comes down to GI Joe vs The Happening

both movies were bad, but i enjoyed the happening - it was unintentionally (or maybe intentionally?) hilarious

but there's no saving GI Joe. it was trash; the worst kind of trash there is; like, the stench you can't escape even if you hold your mouth and nose shut. effluvium!
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third hobbit
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Probably Hard Candy.
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>>70264350
Apocalypse Nozzzzzzzzz
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>>70264350
Robin Hood:Men in tights.
Me and my hetero lifemate walked the fuck out.
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>>70264572
GI Joe: The Movie is goat. Get out of here.
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>>70264350

Home Alone and Home Alone 2.

I didn't have the maturity to work out that I should not watch it. The family put it on, everyone watching it, I felt like it was something I had to do.

But all the bullshit violence Kevin laid upon Harry and Marv really upset me. Especially that wicked trick they pulled when Marv got shocked in Home Alone 2, and the brief flash of his skeleton tricked kids into momentarily thinking Marv got his skin burnt off and was dead.

That fucking horrified me but I still sat there not having the capacity at the time to say fuck this, and walk away.
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Tie between SX Tape and Yellowbrickroad.
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Any of the chipmunk movies.
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>>70264667

If Home Alone came out today everyone would be saying how Reddit it is, honestly the worst John Huges film.
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>>70264593
>>70264618
>>70264667
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>>70264625

think of the recent one, i couldn't possibly watch the 80s version in theaters as i was born in 87
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>>70264991
I should have known that.
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>>70264468
It was like an over-produced greatest hits album.
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This is the End. The most unfunny garbage I've ever seen. I don't know how it got such good reviews.
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true detective 2
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>>70265136

nah, but you could've asked 'which gi joe?' like they do in movies and tv shows
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FOOD FIGHT

There's bad animation and then there's abominable animation.
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>>70264350
TFA.
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I would rather watch any of the movies mentioned so far than this absolute piece of shit.
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years ago our black substitute brought it in and the niggers couldn't stop laughing. i challenge anyone to find a single scene that doesn't make you want to genocide them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmCNWoo1TD4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVbAgV01IoU
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>>70265154

More like someone who has no idea what Star Wars is actually about attempting to make a film.
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>>70265421
thats pretty shit movie.

pic related worst
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>>70264374
Freddie Prinz Jr. was the SHIT in the 90's. Then he was overtaken by Chad from that TV show about basketballers and cheerleaders, broken hill or something like that.
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>>70264374

Worst i can remember in ths last 5 years is probably Movie 43. What the FUCK were they thinking???
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>>70264350
It follows

mostly because I paid for me and girl to go see it

I dont even like horror, could have seen kingsman instead

genuinely still mad about this
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>>70265175
Its funny as fuck man. Why do you hate fun?
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So much blackspeech and ebonics, "kill the white man", "white man has no dick", "fuck the white women". It is like a black mans "The eternal Jew".
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>>70265644
>SJW reddit shit right here

only blacks and carl the cucks can find this movie funny
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>>70265578

You did yourself a favour by not seeing Kingsman.
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>>70265318
*smooths out your feels*

>>70265486
>srs bsns
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>>70265644
... Or a comedy
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/pol/ gonna /pol/ ... And by that I mean post absolutely unpredictable thoughts.
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>>70265737
>kill white men
>fuck white women
>government is the enemy
>carl the cuck: hehehe, that is funny how they want to kill us all. such a classic comedy, better let my moms bull watch it with me and my wifes son, he'll tell me more about their black "culture".
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>>70265351
this is a "worst" movie thread, not a "GOAT" thread
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>>70265799
It's like you can't see how a BLAXPLOITATION comedy might have these things in it

I'm not the retard here who has actually let fucking memes warp his perception
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>>70265644
You should seek help
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>>70265799
is there seriously a guy in a guy faux mask in that video? that's a shop, right?

I really don't want to sit thru watching carl the cuck again to find out
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>>70265421
Literally the best war movie. Even if you disagree, at least it has beautiful cinematography, powerful acting, and well directed action. If you'd rather watch a bland awful movie instead, I regret to inform you you have shit taste
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>>70265548
same, also dumb and dumberer: when harry met lloyd
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>>70265644
you have to be some hardcore reddit tier SJW mixed interracial marriage piece of mongrel shit to actually find that movie funny.
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>>70264350

You're joking aren't you?

I really fucking hope you're joking

Otherwise get the fuck off this board - no this website - actually, just fucking kill yourself, right now, because you don't deserve to fucking live

I bet you're some underage twat which is why you don't get it. I was 9 when it came out and to me and my friends, it was the greatest thing in the fucking world. You're obviously some underage 18 year old twat aren't you. Well guess what that movie isn't for you, go back to your fucking MySpace and your FaceShit and get the fuck off my board for the rest of eternity you cunt
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Watched the whole thing with a friend. An absolutely horrible experience
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>>70265644
>waawaa the black ppl make fun of me in da movie waaa

what a triggered faggot
go back to your safe space you dumb nigger >>>>>>>>>/pol/
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>>70266949
>le back to /pol/
time to go home to reddit newfriend
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>>70266998
>g-go back to redit

do /pol/elickers even know how to communicate besides the usual three/four meme "comebacks" they have been taught in their safespace? what a bunch of faggots
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>>70266949
>go back to your safe space you dumb nigger >>>>>>>>>/pol/
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>>70265644
watched it once with friends. everytime the niggers made a comment about killing a white man, government being evil and white people having little dicks, even killing the president at the end. they laughed. like WTF. dropped those aids skrillex faggots.
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>>70265644
I remember when /tv/ used to love this movie. How far has this board fallen?
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>>70264350

Kevin and Perry was brilliant when it came out. It might have aged badly.

At the time it perfectly summed up every UK teenagers life. The music, the awkwardness, the hopes and dreams. Same way Inbetweeners did a couple years ago, only K+P was way more slapstick.

I saw it opening weekend as a 17yr old and the place was packed, and everybody was laughing their asses off. The only people who hated it were the ones who took themselves too seriously. Usually dressed like Neo from the Matrix.
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>>70264350

It does suck hard but I also sort of love Eyeball Paul.
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>>70267595
>>70267540

I remember shamefully enjoying it when I was very young but it really hasn't aged that well at all.

Are Americans even aware of it? I wonder how they'd react to it.
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ALL I WANNA DO
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>>70267540
>tfw kevin and perry taught me how to fap
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>>70264350
Whaaaat nigga I love this. The humour admittedly gross and cheap but that's the whole point. Also, the soundtrack makes me nostalgic more than any movie soundtrack ever.

ALL I WANNA DO IS DO IT.
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>>70264350
reminder that one of the actors in Kevin and Perry is a woman
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>>70269133

DUDE REVERSE SHAKESPEARE
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>>70264350
If actual worst then probably some obscure SciFi original late at night, but we could post infinite of those, so I'm gonna go with the fourth pirates movie as the most FORGETTABLE movie I've seen. I remember that dude playing black beard and a mermaid with the missionary guy but literally nothing else. I don't remember why anything was happening or really any of the set pieces. Just the very end in the cave that was like the same as the first.
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>>70264572
Happening is goat just for marky mark hamming it up the entire time. Seriously hilarious. That fat kid from cat in the hat getting blown away with the shotgun is probably the best unintentional comedy moment ever. Marks face when
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>>70264593
People will call you a pleb, but I agree. Its great up until they reach the camp. Holy shit that "actor" was horrible. Literally fell asleep the first time I watched it during his shitty monologue. I feel like if I had seen it years before without a bunch of people hyping it up I would have enjoyed it more, but when you've seen countless war movies it just sort of falls short.
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>>70266778
This wins. I have zero idea what this is, but without a doubt the worst thing ever based on that picture alone
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there was another one like this I saw but I forgot the name
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>>70269482
>I feel like if I had seen it years before
Because it was so influential it reached that point of cultural osmosis.

I mean even tiny tunes or animaniacs did a parody of it. What more do you need.
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I saw ms congeniality back to back on a flight. Miserable.
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>>70264350
It was good when it came out. Sure it aged bad but back in the day it was a good silly film.... for britbongs ofc.
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Is porn allowed?
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>>70264350

This better be bait anon, there are worse films out there. This film was just a fun comedy, think it does appeal to kids more than teens or adults though.
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>>70264350
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>>70265552
You cant be serious. It's a masterpiece.
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>>70270220
Kek I actually enjoyed this
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>>70269678
Epic Movie and Scary Movie
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>>70264350
The Movie Gallery employee didn't warn me reeeeeeeeee
https://youtu.be/8YF8rKMsYwc
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>>70264350
Never have I been as uncomfortable watching a film.
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Grease 2.
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>>70270369
Gay cop
;_;
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>>70265421
Watched this last week, I was so disappointed that I didn't even bother with the last 20 minutes.
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bad from the first shot
not first scene
first shot
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This is the worst movie I've ever seen, it was so terrible. I mean seriously what the fuck were they thinking?
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>>70270220
>kyle gas throwing his testies at cena
>cena oiling that hairy guy
>all of David cross scenes
>what's her face looking cute as shit and stroking those poles
Yeah no this movie was good
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I don't know, man, I've seen a lot of really bad movies.
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>>70265644

Spotted the 12 year old.
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>>70267270

I'm sure you're having a blast discussing gay porn and my little horsy.
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>>70265503
this
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House of Games, I couldn't handle how bad the leads were and stopped 30 minutes in.
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>>70264350
The only reason why I'd watch it is because of Harry Enfield but still....it'd be too much of a pressure.
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>>70264350
Kevin and Perry was a decent enough film taken from the Harry Enfield sketch. Don't see what your problem is 2bh.
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Deadpool
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>>70265479
Knew a coal burner who loved this film.
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>>70264350
In a theater? Either Hostel or Man of Steel.

Ever? I dunno, probably Swamp Zombies. Fucking RLM, I should have never listened to Best of the Worst.
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I know I'll get a lot of hate for posting this movie but I genuinely hate it.
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2012
The Fog (2005)
SuckerPunch

I walked out of 2012 and just managed to finish the other two. Fucking trash.
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>>70272105
I will never watch this simply because every single person who has ever said it was good was some hot topic looking nerd
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>>70265421
but thats the best war movie anon.
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>>70270220
wrong
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>>70264591
>Enter thread for possible hilarity
>Hm tough question, I really don't rem...
>Read this post
Yep....
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Going Overboard
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>>70267368
If it has a black person in it, it's automatically bad now. It doesn't matter if it's literally a parody of blaxplotation, it's bad.

All these BLACKED threads unleashed some sort of deep seated fear in all the betas around here.
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>>70265421
>>70265503
>>70270454
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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El Xendra
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>>70264350
worst ever was probably grease 2

worst ive seen in the cinema was either Her (i think it was called that, joaquin phoenix tries to fuck windows 10) or No Country For Old Men because the 3rd act was such a gigantic disappointment. it was like straw dogs, heat, sympathy for mr vengeance, drive, taxi driver etc but without the build up of tension in the first 2 acts leading to anything, or rather it led to something and deliberately skipped it
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Entire Hunger Games series.
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>>70264350
Im going Hobgoblins on this one. Honestly one of the most painful movies ever created. J can't believe it has a cult following of any kind, there's no pleasure in watching it.
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>>70272105
>>70272187
retards
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>>70272630
Hobgoblins is fucking hilarious though.
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this if we're talking mainstream movies
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>>70272715
It's fucking painful. I can't even laugh at it.
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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

prolly one of the worst comic book adaptations i've ever seen, also a rather forgettable and shit movie
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>>70265961
It's real
le ononynous xxddd
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I've never walked out of a movie theater (still haven't) but I was the breadth of a pussy hair away from leaving this one. I had no car and literally nothing else to do though.
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the one where noah defended his boat and emma watson from the barbarian hordes with a squad of mud golems
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>>70272517
Do you have autism? Who the fuck says all that.
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This comes to mind
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this pile of shit right here

literally no redeeming qualities; not even "so bad its good". just uninspired, uninteresting, poorly done across the board.. fucking terrible.
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Add The Babadook to the list, shit was fucking horrible. Even when I went into it with lowered expectations.
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>>70272105
Why? I'm genuinely curious. Even if you didn't enjoy it weren't you at least impressed by tertiary things like the costumes, the sets/visual style, and the score?
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>>70273087
Get a load of this newfag
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absolutely nothing redeeming about this.
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How did Shore ever have a career to begin with?
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>>70272105
I'm gonna need some elaboration on this one
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>>70273449
I watched this movie because it was sampled in a song but yeah it really is a piece of shit
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>>70269678
>Kim Kardashian
Jesus Christ I forgot how hard they shoehorned her into everything.
and was it this one? I saw this in high school with a group of friends and even then we thought it was lame.
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>>70273456
I liked encino man
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>>70272424
>ashkenazi jewish - dropped
>blacked
>how jewish is your movie

/pol/ took over
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interstellar.

probably because of the build up, nolan hype, reading the cool script that leaked out months before. what a load of rubbish.
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>>70273504
I think a capeshit parody movie has potential but this was fucking awful
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Lady in the Water or Miracle at St. Anna, can't pick between those two.
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>>70273486
Jedi Mind Tricks?
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>>70265644
I used to like it, but now when you say it, it is true we were so indoctrinated by "le funny black man kills an evil whiteman" that it became a sketch.
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>>70264479
shit like that isn't meant to be good. It's a parody of shit
>>70265175
shit taste
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>>70273252
A part from being too long it was great. Fuck you.

Also, pic related made me promise to never watch a Sandler film ever again.
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>>70273603
Yeah
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Kev and Perry wasn't as bad as this.
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>>70273727
those lines they sample do sound fucking rad when they're juxtaposed with the sound of a fat Italian guy rapping about Islam and homosexuals and graphic violence.
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I've seen 20 minutes of Grownups 2.
I can also say Battlefield Earth but at least that movie was hilarious. Grownups 2 is the single most un-enjoyable piece of media I have ever encountered.
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>>70273978
When the beat kicks in that song at the very end of the quote is iconic as fuck tto me
I used to listen to that album fuckloads as a teenager
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>>70273963
What was wrong with it? Did you just hate it because it's a stoner comedy?
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Jack and Jill
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>>70266778
#4 in the imdb bottom 100!

Isn't Ulli Lommel some famous exploitation filmmaker?
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>>70274178

No, I enjoy authentic stoner comedies.

This was just really fever dreamish. Unpleasant watch. I like Anna too, but this turned me off her tbqh
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>>70270231
>modern propaganda film
>masterpiece
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Probably the most dull and boring piece of shit I have ever saw
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>>70270481
This movie is an entertaining exploitation movie. Not a great as cinema, but it's certainly entertaining for what it is.
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>>70273963
Atleast it's not this.
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>>70272608
Cool poster.
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>>70274360

>This movie is an arousing fap movie. Not a great as porn, but it's certainly arousing for what it is.

FTFY.
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>>70274096
Same. It felt like my friends and I had it on loop for like a year straight. Every now and then I revisit it and I'm always surprised at much of it I remember word for word
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>>70265548
>Movie 43
>What the FUCK were they thinking???

the movie was a scam, look it up. They cast Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet filmed one sketch and took that to lure in the all star cast
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It's a bunch of disjointed scenes that barely even form a story and somehow it manages to last 4 fucking hours.
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>>70273252

FUCKING THIS

Such a shit, uninteresting movie. Also why dont the actor names line up with the picture? Such a lazy film
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>>70269678
>12 year old me paid $20 for that shit on iTunes

Watched it once and haven't thought about it in the 8 years since.
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>>70274333
>>70274742
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Y'all niggas need to watch shittier movies

But for the sake of memeing I'm gonna go with Benjamin Button
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>>70273456
Good god this unfunny trash
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Donnie Darko 2
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Deadpool
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>>70274742

Lol, this faggot didn't get it.
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>>70266778
>mfw I own the DVD of this
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This movie is so fucking bad. I watched it when I was like 14 and even then I knew it was shit. I was fast forwarding through the shitty jokes because the director simply did not know when to let a bit go.

>Not Michael Cera falls in love with Bella Swan, who is already a vampire
>dies in Vampire Gang War

>Opens with 7 minute long montage that only serves to communicate the message: 41 Year Old Virgin has a large penis

>41YOV finally gets laid
>Cum-blasting scene ripped straight from Scary Movie
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>>70272608
eh, if only for the one retarded segment, the teenage werebear one

I thought the rest of it was alright
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>>70274325
How is it propaganda? It's the most accurate movie about intelligence and how an investigation is made
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A movie that surpassed Movie 43 in terms of awful.
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>>70264350
I've tried to watch this like 5 times and I can never make it through. Not to mention one of the opening scenes where you can see the camera in the mirror.
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>>70265548
Nearly everyone involved was harassed into doing it, except Stephen Merchant, who signed on only to hang out with Hallie Berry
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>>70275785
Lol that looks like straight garbage. Why try to spoof comedy movies?
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>>70264350

I'm the right age to have seen this when it came out, and you're right, it's terrible.
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>>70273456

This right here.

I had a girlfriend that thought it was hilarious.

I fucked her like 10 more times and then made her hit the road.

Useless pleb slut.
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>>70275785
Try watching '30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the
Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo' or 'Breaking Wind'. Both by the same director, and both are somehow worse than 41 year old
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We decided to watch this after the usual round of "nobody can agree on what to what on Netflix". We all dislike Twilight, so maybe this'll be amusing, in a sort of ironic, detached way?

It was so bad. Holy fucking christ, it was so bad. It doesn't even parody Twilight properly, just recreates scenes from the movies with fat actors while adding fart sounds at random intervals. Every single joke falls completely flat. The times they even bother to attempts jokes, that is.

It makes Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 look like fucking high art.
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Awful. I saw it a few weeks ago in a friends house and it was almost a parody, it was so bad

stuff like the awful, samey uninspired background music over the script so simple I could visualise the pages of it

I was shocked at how bad it was
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>>70264350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k92t2NgdZs
Literally could not finish it.
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Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. I had enjoyed the first movie and was so hyped for this movie. But watching it opening night with the cackling crowd laughing at every horrible joke and clapping. I have never felt more alone or out of place in my life. It was then I realized I could be lied to by the Hollywood hype machine. Every single aspect is painful to me. Nothing of any consequence happens, and the movie is stuffed with horribly annoying characters like pic related.
If I imagined my own personal Hell, it would be opening night watching this shit in a packed theater.
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>>70277099
>pizza goy
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>>70277270
the first is standard blockbuster stuff, it's not offensively bad

but holy fuck, 2 and onwards are a new low
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>>70276889

You can't be older than 12 if you thought this had a .0001% chance of being funny
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>>70277099
Yeah! They go to all the trouble to make a porno. Convince everyone to join in only to pussy-out by not showing their video to the world.
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I've seen a lot of bad movies, but they either just bored me or were unintentionally funny.

But Zombieland. I fucking despised Zombieland. From the horrible acting, to the premise that had potential but was buttfucked, to 30 minutes spent almost literally sucking Bill Murray's cock, to the poor CGI effects and Woody's attempt at being a badass.

I like Woody, and kind of like Bill Murray, but fuck everything about that movie.

I was rooting for Emma Stone to be thrown down an elevator shaft in Irrational Man.
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>>70277395
I don't know what we were thinking, honestly. We never expected it to be actually funny, but maybe not actively repulsive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZYrutVyZ-A

It's between this piece of shit and August Underground's Mordum.
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>>70277499

Freddy Got Fingered was too post-modern for its time.
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the killing fields
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>>70277585
I agree. It's not a bad movie, but picked up on a LOT of trends that would become current years later on Adult Swim.
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>>70264350
Two movies come to mind, the first being Cinderella Man (my girlfriend and I actually walked out on that movie we thought it was so boring and shit) and the Nicholas Cage version of The Wickerman. Both were really REALLY bad.
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>>70270369
this wasn't that bad
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>>70276121
Man Adriend Brody really doesnt give a fuck does he
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>>70277747
Brody still has a lot of star power behind him, as Indie filmmakers love him. He simply loves acting, and is cheap to contract.
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>>70265548
dis nigga think exclamation marks grow on trees or some sheeeit
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>>70264350
Chappie. Fuck this movie
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>>70264350
It's a tie between this and Deadpool.
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Theoretically The Room should be the worst, but it was so bad it was entertaining.
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MASTER
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OF
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>>70277938
Explain yourself, nigga.
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puppets
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BUTTS
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>>70264350
sex & the city
on a coach
dubbed to spanish
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>>70265421
it's not that bad but definitely not great
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>>70264350
It's a contest between pic related, Transformers 2, Jurassic World, the Halloween remake, The Watch, and The Visit. I'd think I would go with Entourage, all things considered.
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>>70265644
Sounds more like something you'd see on twitter or youtube. How cucked are americans to have movies like this? There is literally nothing near that here in Sweden.
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You all lost.
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>>70266112
Kevin and Perry are great characters and harry Enfield is fantastic but go large was fucking terrible, no subtlety, no smart observation just cheap trashy humour
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>>70278148
Entourage is pretty fucking bad. At least it had titties.
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>>70278211
/thread
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>>70273943
updated my journal
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>>70278207
Because you're all white.
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>>70265644
You're an idiot. It's a direct parody of black exploitation.

No seriously, if you took anything in this seriously, you actually are an idiot. And this is from a person who actually sees the purposeful culture shift.

Black Dynamite was an extrapolation. It has no agenda, nothing like that. Fucking Bond movies have more agenda than Black Dynamite.
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>>70264510
Salo is kino, the fuck you on about
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>>70278058
DISGUISO
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>>70277946
Nah, the room is really funny in some many levels, but specially if you have a notion on technical aspects for acting/cinematography/shit like that.

The thing is that The Room alteast, not as a whole but as a experience, is really worth something


Out there, there are movies that are not even entertaining
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Ghostbusters
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>>70278388
Right. I'd argue that The Room isn't a bad movie. It's basically a soap opera released to theatres. There is far worse out there, and it's suprisingly competent...though completely ill-advised in all aspects of filmmaking.
It does everything wrong, but is still a weird sort of semblance.

Highly recommend that everyone read the book. Fascinating stuff.
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>>70278388
It's so bad that it's good. It broke on through to the other side.
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>>70264350
Perks of being a wallflower
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>>70278566
Fucking this. It was the first movie I actually couldn't stop shitting on in my mind while watching it.
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>>70264350
GI Joe
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>expect autist shitflinging

There are some legitimately bad movies in this thread.
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>>70272187
how insecure are you
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>>70272187
It's good anyway. So is the nightmare before christmas. I don't know why so many fags flock to those movies, it kind of cheapens them, but they're good anyhow. Give it a shot, nobody has to know you watched it :)
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>>70277270
I agree with you completely, I hated this movie. The giant transformer literally had balls in his crotch and the bucktooth little shit to the left has a gold tooth, come on!
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First movie I had to force myself to finish watching to the end, what a fucking snorefest
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>>70277946
if you're entertained by a movie, then it isn't a bad movie
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>>70272105
Really anon? C'mon....


My answer is absolutely Human Centipede.
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>>70279909
>I didn't go to cinema. I went to VIDEO GAMES.
A movie entertaining you doesn't make it good. A movie not being entertaining to you doesn't make it bad.
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>>70264510
you have terrible taste.
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>>70274333
Agreed, it was a 6.7/7 at best, an overdone story on a pedophile who abducts an emotionless teenager

No wonder /tv/ likes it
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>>70280211
I don't think you understand what the word "entertain" means
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>>70265964

This is a meme right? Saying this movie is good?
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>>70279987
this
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>>70280263
Engage, amuse, excite, emotionally effect, intellectually stimulate.

Some of the best works of cinema intentionally bore and anger their audiences.
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>>70265644
You missed the entire point of the movie
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>ctrl+f Gerry
>ctrl+f Gigli

You bitches don't know pain.
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>>70280425
Gigli is pretty comfy desu
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>>70270220
stay pleb dickcheese this one is great
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>>70280425
I use a Mac so there is no ctrl key on my keyboard.
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>>70280457

My penis sneezed. Bless you.
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Maybe not the worst in terms of production, but The Tin Drum/Die Blechtrommel still make me feel queasy just thinking about it.

We were forced to watch it in our German Language Studies for some reason. Most unpleasant experience watching a movie I've ever had. Doesn't help that it was in a language a barely understood and could only really go by the pictures most of the time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jCZcdc0sao

anyone else seen this shit?
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>>70264350
You're an idiot then.

The worst film ever made by a Hollywood studio is Death Wish 5.
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