So who accomplished more, Lex Luthor in BvS or every single Marvel villain ever in the MCU?
Lex
http://www.manofsteelanswers.com/lex-luthor-explained/
>>70252132
He didn't accomplish anything.
He was just a quirky retardo.
>>70252132
Neither. Both are fake people, and hace never accomplished anything but making a few people very rich and providing false hope of someone swooping in and solving all your troubles with magical powers to millions of little mildly retarded suburbanites.
Hydra accomplished more.
>>70252157
>a 9/11 truther-esque website dedicated to defending a mediocre series of movies
Can't make this shit up
I'm going to cut in right now Mr. Wilson, because someone needs to stop this charade you're calling a pitch. When I was a mere boy my mother came home from one of her many business trips to South Africa. Only this time she had brought with her a gift, an antique, in a sense. ''It'' was an ancient looking African man she referred to as Po'mamba. He stayed with us for many weeks, keeping me awake at night with strange chanting. I became so frustrated by the never ending stream of nonsensical noise my angry tears began to stain the front of my child-fitted Armani suits. On the fourth week, I came home from school early on account of Butch Charleston ruining my favorite handkerchief at recess. But the noises I heard from my manor were different that day. Peeking in the nearest window, I saw my mother surrounded by dark shapes, Po'mamba's back against the glass. His chanting drowned out the sounds of my mother as I watched the surging black mass with confusion, until I realized it was a group of men. African men, slamming their cocks into my mother's every orifice as she begged for more through two throbbing members occupying her mouth. All noise suddenly stopped. Po'mamba stepped forward, ripping off the tattered cloth that covered his crotch. An implausibly large penis flopped down between his legs which he guided into my mother's bruised womanhood. The other gentlemen continued the chants. After what seemed like hours, Po'mamba released his load which oozed out through the small pockets of empty space between her flesh folds and his cock. A small speck of his thick semen fell from his glands as he exited, landing on the living room's priceless Isfahan carpet. My day was perfect before your appearance here Mr. Wilson. I had breakfast with Buffet and Trump. I even made sweet love to Barbara on Lincoln's original bed earlier. Your deal is the nigger semen stain on my priceless rug of a day. And for that reason, I'm out.
>>70252219
Are you lost?
>>70252132
Zemo
Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you about his father? He was hired to assassinate a senator that me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw her wouldbe assassin out, but his cunning surprised even us. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. And then that 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise for all we knew! Where was I? Oh yes, then that robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept, after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her because we weren't watching her at all, but it was not a good shot. So we sensed the hostile life forms in the room and rushed in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his dumb jetpack. Mace Windu killed him later, right in front of Boba. Mace was a good friend. Boba is a bad friend.
In my opinion, CIA could potentially be the most important character in cinema.
The way he delivers his lines, that deep frustration due to his endless job, his desperation due to facing an almost certain death.
You can see pass through his face many different emotions, confidence, insecurity, doubt, fear and anger.
The way he acted, the way HE DIED, are probably the most tragic end to a life ever seen in any movie ever.
Seriously, think about it, he's a government pawn who wanted to do the right thing, and brought in Pavel's friends just to find a menace to the world, and he died because of it.
And in the end, not even the government stopped Bane, the agency he worked for, EVERYTHING, he stood for, was false.
His life was nothing but a bunch of lies that he covered as if he was ''CIA'', he always said ''I'm CIA'' and not ''An agent of the CIA'' because he felt he was part of something bigger, something better.
But it was all a lie, and he died just after learning such truth.
Rest in Peace, Wilson, you will always be remembered, as the main icon of Hollywood.
And god bless Aidan Gillen for his excellent portrayal of it.
>Even director Stephen Sommers wasn't safe from Fraser's twisted vision.
>"One time I yelled 'CUT' and Brendan turned to me and said 'What if someone just stood in the middle of a courtroom and yelled 'JUST' instead. Maybe the judges in gowns would forget their trained routine of making me pay alimony.' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play a cuck, or is being a cuck something that's been in him all along?"
>"Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Brendan had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if my marriage didn't end in divorce? Would my shit still be fucked?' and 'LIGHTS. CAMERA. ALIMONY.' I had to ask him to stop because I was feeling too sorry for him to direct."
>>70252132
Has to be Luhor, even if all he did was stand on his head and masturbate down into his own mouth.
All every marvel villain has ever accomplished is ticking off the boxes down the list of the same itinerary of formulaic cliche's Marvel's been dragging out every fucking time they drop a billion bucks on a new color of spandex.
Even in your fucking pic, op, jesus..
>>70252132
Zemo did what Alex did.
>>70252343
>not a new IP
>replies to the OP
lmao mad DCuck
Normally the cycle of acceptance goes like this
>Denial
>Anger
>Bargaining
>Depression
>Acceptance
Psychologists were baffled when they started testing on DC neckbeards, who, unlike other humans, had a completely different cycle.
>Anger
>Denial
>Even more anger
>Depression
>Brain damage
>Suicide
DC cuckholdry needs to be destroyed. It is a cancerous abomination. Superheroes are for fun. Adventure movies are for excitment. Porn is for masturbation. Cinema itself is for entertaining. DC is for dying.
Let's examine the average DCuck:
>Sits his fat BLACKED ass all day (yes, like a leech) to rewatch MoS all day
>Face is two feet away from a 19-21.5" monitor he could barely afford
>Uses a video editing keyboard to replay exact frames
>Constantly complain about Marvel instead of being inmersed in his own movie
>Needs scores, then box office, then cinema grids
>Needs plot, then comic-book shots, then cinematography
>Makes up the message of the movies instead of accepting Snyder's ''LOL JESUS'' symbolism
>Deal with having to renew his BLACKED.com subscription monthly
>Rampant anal devastation
>Tend to be obnoxious and entitled assholes
The thing is, you can't disprove any of this. You KNOW it's true. And that's why DCucks need to be shot in the head like a diseased animal. Cinema was best when DC was quarantined to irrelevant comics. Now they've infected cinema and ruined it.
Just a 4chan mod on a Saturday night
Looking for some purpose in his life
In the real time world, no one sees him at all
They all say he's crazy
Deleting threads to the beat of his heart
Banning people from the board
He has wormed into the danger zone
Where the anon becomes the jan
It can wreck you on the inside
If being a janitor is your life
On the wire between will and what will be
He's a janitor, janitor on the board
And he does it for free, he's never been paid before
He's a janitor, janitor on the board
And he does it for free, he's never been paid before
>evil Ironman man
>evil hulkman
>evil birdman
>evil naziman
>loki
>evil Osama bin man
>evil elfman
>evil soldierman
>evil blueman
>evil robot
>evil bugman
Top kek
>>70252544
>still no new IP
>This guy, Flash Goldstein, he probably deserved what happened. But just because his ancestors went through a "holocaust" doesn't mean you can't beat him up. Remember, with white power, comes great responsibility. His kind crawl around this rotten apple, with your help we can clean the core.
Uncle Ben was really a product from another time
>meet Brendan fraiser on the street
>say "hi Brendan, loved you in the mummy"
>he mumbles something
>"sorry I didn't catch that", I reply
>"just fuck my shit up" he says, his voice breaks as he says it
>tell him I tested poz last week
>"I DON'T CARE JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP", he says, he's tearing up at this point
>i take him by the hand, lead him to a alley i use for cruising
>take him behind a dumpster
>pull his trousers down just a little, so that his ass is barely exposed
>"here, I... I have this", he says as he hands me a brand new tub of petroleum jelly, his hands shaking as he gives it to me
>chuckle softly and lube him up
>begin kissing him roughly, jostling him and putting him off balance
>"n-no, please.... I still love her
>laugh and turn him around
>start fucking his shit up
>he's clearly never been fucked before, crying out in pain
>feel his brown butter get churned up with each thrust
>the crying turns me on, but his body shakes with each sob, ruinging my stroke
>cant quite hit my tempo, so I punch him in the back of the head to quiet him
>he only begins to wail harder
>his feeble pathetic moans really butter my biscuit
>feel myself cumming
>fill his fucked up ass with my gooey death sentence
>a mixture of shit, blood and semen is being held in by my cock
>pull out, immediately pulling his trousers back up as I do
>the toxic sludge is released into his underwear turning it into a foul smelling swamp
>he drops to his knees, sobbing
>"you really fucked my shit up didn't you?" he says, tears streaming down his face
>"not quite yet" i reply, grinning smugly and putting my hand to my chin
>turn around and shart violently into his face
>my mfw when
Lex actually got Superman killed, so Lex.
>>70252996
Superman stayed dead for 5 minutes
>>70252996
Which is pointless because he was shown to be alive at the end, so in the end, he achieved absolutely nothing but doom his own planet and species.
>>70252429
Wut
>>70252269
/thread
CIA is himself experiencing a fight club-esque identity crisis. doesn't the mantra "i'm CIA" strike you as the ramblings of a mad man? he uses it to cling to what he thinks, what he HOPES he is. he wants a purpose. he can't be a monolithic singularity like batman, bane or raja ghoul.
We see his instability when he projects it onto his prisoners. the perfect canvases with their silent tongues and blank faces. "who paid you to grab doctor puddle?". as we all know, CIA is himself being paid to grab doctor puddle. he's questioning authority and allegiance. "he didn't fly so good": here he refers to himself in the third person, in an out of body experience. he knows he's slipping, he's doing poorly, this plane trip isn't going to plan. CIA didn't fly so good. "a lot of loyalty for a hired gun". why is he loyal to the CIA, so much so that he considers them one and the same?
And of course, "why does he wear the mask?". CIA doesn't know any more, he doesn't know why he rises every day and wears the mask of a steely-eyed and hardened CIA agent.
And that, my friends, is why he becomes his own bane. think for a moment. CIA and his underlings enter the plane with doctor pavlova, bane, and the mercs. we're seeing all the events from the eyes of CIA. all we really know is that CIA enters and bane leaves. do we know bane entered? of course not! he wore the bag, and CIA/bane left so many corpses on the plane, it isn't hard for him to imagine he is finally free of his law-keeping vessel, having left it with his brother, a representation of the shedding of his other identity. he embraces the bane of his existence.
Coupled with the heavy insectile metamorphosis imagery (shedding of the wings, the body of the plane hanging like a cocoon from which bane springs and flys out anew, the blood-sucking and the mosquito man, the body bag being opened like the amniotic sac of an embryo) i think it's fair to say this is entirely canon.
>>70253111
He's actually shooting at God, you see, the entire scene is an existential masterpiece detailing mans troubled connection with God in the 21st century (bravo nolan).
When the scene opens, CIA, having just acquired prisoners (in this case, the supposed "scientific" knowledge that there is no supreme deity) he boards them on his plane and takes off, assuming the new role as God of his own world (that's why he's in the sky). However, once he begins questioning these prisoners he becomes distressed that none of them answer, mimicking how man can never be comforted by science in the way he can be comforted by God. When he shoots out of the plane, he does so out of misguided anger, furious that the scientific knowledge he has coveted for so long has not given him the rest or respite he desires. He shoots at no one, and everyone.
When he gets to his last piece of evidence, in this case the prophet known as Bane, he speaks back. But instead of offering answers he only causes CIA to question more. "If I took that mask off would you die?" Is in fact CIAs attempt to reason with the unreasonable, "It would be extremely painful" is the response meant to convey the pain of having a scientific worldview crash down around you and be replaced by the knowledge that there is a creator. The famous �Big guy� dialogue was written by Nolan to ensure that the viewer understood the delicate juxtaposition between those who claim to preach truth, and those who are actually enlightened. The scene ends when Bane calls his almighty father down from heaven to crash the plane of the heathen (while saving Dr. Pavel for being a believer, but reminding him that the time for fear, in this case hell, comes later on judgement day.)
This scene made me a Christian.
>>70252132
Zod > Lex > Red Skull > Loki > The rest of the MCU
>>70252996
Zemo.
Its gonna take a really big event to get the Abengers to teconcile their differences.
>>70253166
Pleb
>>70253166
>Loki above Zemo
Why? Only tumblr likes him.
>Zod above anything
He's just an angry dude that wants to rebuild his world.
>>70252132
Lex managed to:
>Figure out who the Batman is
>Figure out who Superman is
>Use fearmongering to gain access to Kryptonian tech and Zod's corpse
>Locate 4 other methumans
>Create Doomsday
>Kill Superman(if only temporarily)
>Alert an ancient alien god of fear and death to our presence, and thereby become the catalyst of much of what's to come
Of all those things, the last, while not integral to his personal plans(as far as we know), is arguably the singlemost insanely evil thing a villain has been responsible for in any cape movie to date.
>>70252738
tf is this
>>70252132
Even zemo acomplished more, bis plan worked out, Lex' not
Also Loki, Red Skull and the fake Mandarin was likeable
>>70252132
Considering he's responsible for actually killing a hero, Luthor.
>>70256212
Except Superman returns and cann9t truly die.
