You're chillin' in the club when this guy slaps your gf's ass and asks if she wants to live deliciously.
What do?
Tell him to shill his overrated flick elsewhere.
The VVitch reminded me of a cross between Valhalla Rising and The Village.
If it wasn't for meme marketing and Del Toro-esque spooky talking evil animals, nobody would give a shit about this literal 4/10 flick.
>Black Peter didn't start rapping over the end credits
Missed opportunities general?
>>70240923
Got Christmas on the mind?
Nothing. I don't want to keep her from living deliciously.
go to bed Robert Eggers. we're not doing your survey
>>70240885
>it's a combination of Valhalla Rising and The Village
>4/10
oh, you cuck.
I wonder if they will do a sequel to this film
Hopefully one that takes place in the 80s during the cult scare
GOAT comes back and is hanging out on the LA strip with some hair bands and tries to seduce a young groupie into witchcraft
All this shilling and all it did was make me torrent the movie. Not giving you my money
>>70243006
madman.
>>70240341
Run as fast as I can
Promise her butter and go back to my father's house.
>>70241157
Here I am, fandamily
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1t9cxzrjAE8uTTYCpko_BugNhGeGv9OWlDLZJN3TF2IA/viewform#responses
>movies come up while talking to parents at barbecue
>mention The Witch and how I liked it and it was a nice breath of fresh air from the usual jump scares and gore in horror movies these days
>they watch it
>they complain later that they didn't like it and it didn't even have any parts that made them jump in their seats in fright
>>70245572
Unfortunately most people who aren't Horror film fans think this way. They see a scary movie as something like a haunted house ride. The jumpscares are cathartic or some shit.People want safe feeling horror with jumpscares, not dark journey's into the human soul
I'm a full-grown 210 lbs man, can I take a goat in a fight? I'm not sure how powerful they are.
Top Tier movie though.
>>70245784
if a fully grown goat charged you at full speed he would knock you the fuck out and break several bones.
d e l i c i o u s l y
>>70245784
Yes, if you aren't a pussy. Black Philip pretty much sucker punched the dad, living up to his name.
>>70245961
why does my nigga BF has a flesh colored human hand?
shouldn't it be a hoof?
>>70240341
Ask for a side of butter
HAIL SATAN
>>70240839
I like the way her hair gets messier troughout the film
>>70246159
I thought that would look silly
Also i can't shoop to save my fucking life
