The thing is...
ZACK SYNDERRRRR
>>70236686
>its a Mark has a prejudice opinion on a film and has his rant scripted before he even seen the film
>>70237771
He always gives things a fair chance and never goes in wanting to hate anything. Why would you? That would be an unbearable way to live if you had to watch almost every film that comes out.
Your mistake is thinking Mark has the mentality of a smug 16 year old or a jaded /tv/ poster who gets off on disliking things. Most people in the real world don't actually strive for misery like sad sacks online do.
>>70238261
He openly admitted he hated Entourage before he had seen itI thought it served it a purpose for people who liked the show
>>70238341
Source?
>>70238518
his entourage review.
>>70238415
But I'm not mad at all. Who am I even supposed to be mad at? Was it worth your time finding that image on your phone just to post a meme?
I just want to figure out what goes on in your head, Anon.
>>70236686
>it's a Mark tries to defend Warcraft episode
oy vey
>>70236686
>it's a Mark fills his top 10 of the year list with a bunch of films made for teenage girls episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiCmb6bmH0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snxY-x9dwq4
>>70238546
Is that the only example?
All he did was blow the fuck out of a heap of pure garbage for total fucking retards and shitty chad cunts
And he talks in that review how he repeatedly tried to give it a chance but it was non-stop unbearable. And he was right.
>>70238341
You could say Sex in the City 2 served fans of the show but it's still shit, what's your point?
>>70238599
>>70238934
BTFO sweetheart. Get fucked.
>>70238934
Okay, nice talking to you
NOT
WITHOUT
FLAWS
>>70238341
Mark is a socialist, he gets offended by wealth porn, see also his sex and the city reviews. It's funny, most people just think those type of bro or bff film are boring and pointless but he gets so rustled...
ITS
JUST
NOT
FUNNY
>>70239236
INSUFFICIENT LAUGHTER
>>70239236
DIDN'T PASS THE LAUGH TEST
>>70236686
>leave twink-kino to me!
>it's a mark watches Werner Herzog get shot episode
>It's a Mark goes soft on a film because it's directed by or stars one of his mates episode
>It's a Mark goes hard on a film because he didn't like the directors' interview episode
>It's a Mark pretends Simon's opinion matters episode
As you know, i'm a big fan of Emma Thompson.
WHAT IT WANTS TO DO IS
IT DOESN'T QUITE WORK
IT'S FINE
>>70239152
Most people don't have to sit through hundreds of rubbish films, I'd probably be sick of seeing things like Sex and the City on a regular basis. I know right gets paid to do it, but I can see why he rants about movies which are shite
>>70239152
But he's right. They're shit.
Fast and the Furious have wealth/car porn, but they're fun movies.
Sex and the City and Entourage however are NOTHING but wealth porn and get blown the fuck out. It's fair, and the only people who try defend those movies are Americans who are upset that he's insulting the almighty dollar. Stop sucking jew dick, you dumb niggers.
>>70236686
DUDE ALL MOVIES MADE BY BLACK WOMEN ARE GREAT LMAO
>>70239435
>>It's a Mark pretends Simon's opinion matters episode
I haven't seen that one
[to Simon]
YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE DON'T YOU WITH THE GUY WITH THE THING?
[....silence....]
>>70238702
enough! we all want to fuck morvydd clark
>it's a Mark gets upset because Paul Bettany appeared in another shit film episode
Do you guys still remember that letter from a few weeks ago from the 14 year old kid who asked Mark for advice because he was being cucked by his girlfriend? Why did they even read the email out it was awkward as fuck.
Hi Worcester and Jeeves, after finishing an inexplicably long day last Friday and barely overcoming the so-called 'thrills' of modern parenthood the husband and I decided to engage in a spot of Friday night escapist fantasy with -FILM X- based solely upon Mark's recommendation. Imagine our shock when it turned out to be a two-hour slog through inane, baffling and incomprehensible utter tosh disguised as entertainment. Apoplectic with rage didn't even begin to cover it as we reached the sixty minute mark of inexorable dribble! We immediately retrieved the woeful disc from our DVD player of choice before returning it to the shop and instead ended up getting nice and cosy with a copy of Pirates 4. In summation we feel the good doctor owes us an apology and will take this in the form of a birthday greeting to our daughter who is currently overseas in Australia. Signed, Cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuBbgiUacho
>it's an everyone gets triggered when Mark doesn't hate women on principle episode
>>70239751
kek
>It's a Robbie Colin episode
>tfw I have bad hearing and never hear him banging the table or his stomach rumbling
>>70237704
DANNY DYYEEEEERRR
I'LL HIT HIM IN THE CANISTEEEER
>>70236686
Like Kermode a lot although a good couple of times i disagree with him. He also tends to be very full of himself but he's alright.
First Kermode review i ever listened to was Revenge of the Fallen. Shit is cash! WOAH ROBOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NbfIApmJiM
>>70239925
his taste is fine but he's just such a wet blanket. he has 0 bantz talentz.
>>70239152
>but he gets so rustled...
Which is why he's so entertaining. I don't give a shit about his politics but if they make for funny rants, I wouldn't care if he were a fucking national socialist.
Remember that time Naomi Watts fucked up on the show doing the interview about that terrible Lady Die movie and acted all high and mighty and then that movie fucking bombed and took her career with it?
Hilarious stuff. Fucking dumb bitch.
more like Cuckmode lol
>>70240103
You don't fuck with Simon
>>70240014
At least he sometimes brings the Governor whose voice is like feathers made of honey or that indian chap wot used to be in a sitcom and is bretty fun. Collin is a wet blanket tho.
>>70240094
Sex and the city 2
>you're not going to get the big rant you're all expecting. I'm not angry I'm disappointed.
5 minutes later he's singing the a Internationale top fucking kek
I originally started listening to the podcast for him but now its strictly Simon. Mark is essentially his side kick now that chimes in between listeners reviews and emails.
>>70240266
Sanjeev can be surprisingly good as well, like when they reviewed that Snow White film without Snow White he complained about all the forced diversity in films that are meant to take place in the middle ages. Collin is alright but he's a full on twitter type SJW whereas Kermode is at least more down to Earth with that kind of thing.
>>70240212
She literally walked out on him because he proposed a movie by outsiders about a dead woman's love affair was maybe a touch insensitive.
Based Mayo.
>>70240366
>>70240266
I really like that indian (or sri lankan?) guy. solid comedian too.
>>70240205
ebin
>>70239655
she was in the falling too, is he grooming her?
>>70240271
>This is the old trot at the barricades, isn't it?
Top shit.
Although not quite as red, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppQBUMN1xYA is another good one.
>he wears the scarf of conflict and the socks of selling his soul
>it's a film about guys wanting to get laid, guess Mark's opinion
ALL OF THE KNOWN LANDMARKS HAVE BEEN DECIMATED
>>70240418
I knew him from what was it Goodnes Gracious Me or something. Like >>70240366 says he's actually good when he gets the space, as is the Walking Dead dude.
I like Mark.
>>70240840
He likes Scott Pilgrim
>>70240991
That's because Edgar Wright is a British director who's been on the show. For the most part Mark's cronyism outweighs his feminism.
Help me update the official list of Wittertainment memes
What am I missing? What needs to go?
>dear (x) and (y)
>listener undergoing surgery/running a marathon
>Wittertainment Related Injury
>clergy corner/cartoonists corner/etc
>hello to Jason Isaacs
>how do you follow us on snapchat?
>flappy hands/banging the table
>Mark brings up Mary Poppins/The Exorcist/Silent Running for no reason
>tv movie of the week is 2am on Film4
>the BBFC
>ask me the secret of comedy
>showbiz anecdote
>colonial commoners
>Mark asks Simon if he's heard of [totally unknown director]
>DANNY DYAWWWW
>Huge Action
>the Wittertainment Cruise
>SHUTUP BUTTWAD!
>not without flaws
>the Code of Conduct
>other (x) are available
>her indoors
>Dougal and the Blue cat
>Well done U
>Contributer cites their swimming certificate as qualification
>"You're of to do all requests Friday"
>its a "mark is the Isle of Wight" episode
>fruit-based device
>it's a Mark doesn't like a film because he was a nerd in college episode
I love Mark but this seemed like a really weird and biased review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va8ykgqV8P8
I like but he's a very subjective critic.
>>70240366
I like Colin's bassoon schtick at least
>>70241170
Sheltand's film festival and "I've seen it twice now..."
>>70241170
>Simon interrupts a review to ask a stupid question
This triggers me so much.
>>70240212
mayo is shit desu
>>70239729
Wow that's fucking brilliant. Do you remember which episdoe?
>>70240991
Scott Pilgrom just wants a gf and ends up getting cucked by fucking Max Fischer. Not surprised Kermode like that.
>>70240212
>>70240103
Remember the time Duke Johnson told them that movies are just a series of still images giving the illusion of movement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfuaWPicXfY
This interview wasn't that funny, but the way they now reference it every week fucking is
>>70241423
>Scott Pilgrom just wants a gf
He wants a gf so he can fuck her.
>>70241227
Not really or at least not in the way that it spoils the review. He says he knew these types of people firsthand which is a clear indication of bias but then he goes on to say he saw nothing in the film that made him change his mind. Bias or not, people rag on unlikeable characters all the time. He then goes on to call it Porky's with an A-list director. Call him biased but at least he's done his job of telling you what the movie's like.
>>70237771
listening to him cry during the entourage review was painful
I havent listened since then
>>70241170
"the good doctor"
>>70239925
Dunno how, but you can just sense he browses /tv/ or at least some boards on here.
>>70241382
No, it was recently though, it was nominally to do with the Mystic Mark thing.
>>70236686
Has anyone seen his civil war review? He literally said it was stupid but had enough quips to keep him entertained, unlike batman vs superman
>>70238341
I liked entourage but it's still a shit movie.
Remind me why people like this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va8ykgqV8P8
>>70243648
Because in the real world people can disagree with someone without screaming DROPPED
I used to like Kermode until I realised he was another uptight lefty who sees the wrong things in movies.
>>70245583
>I used to like Kermode until I got triggered because he has different political beliefs to me
>>70245645
No triggering here. Just when he starts dissing on a movie because its "misogynistic" for some convoluted reason, you've already lost me. Leave the bias at the door and discuss the film on its own merits, not your made up idea of it.
>>70241170
>The Flibbity Flongs of the Blippity Bongs
