ITT: Bad movies /tv/ tricked you into watching.
OP is supposed to go first
Amazingly /tv/ has never let me down.
Thanks guys
>>70234698
district 9
gravity
ex-machina
mad max
A serious man
>>70234698
Is that goslings dingus?
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>>70234782
ITT: Good movies except gravity
>>70234698
>bad movies
You first.
>>70234729
>>70235001
Shane Black, pls.
Nice Guys is the best wide release movie in a long long time.
>>70234698
/tv/ tricks people the other way anon.
Knight Of Cups
Horrible, horrible movie
>>70234698
Yup. Went to see it today. Good acting, and some funny little moments from time to time, but overall quite an aimless mess. Got done caring about the plot halfway through.
>>70234698
It wasn't bad but it was certainly insignificant. Also, Margaret Qualley's ditsy slut character was disappointing.
>>70234698
I thought it was called Big Guys
>>70237463
I rewatched this for the first time in years after I saw it (and loved it) in high school. Horrible, horrible movie. The dialogue is so unnaturally "conversational" and every character always says something a dumb kid would think is witty. Whenever the script got all self-referential I stopped myself from groaning audibly. Not to mention the ending that is just toally edgy and bleak for no real reason. Brendan Gleeson's death is 100 types of retarded. Ralph Fiennes was pretty funny but that's all I can really say positive about this crap.
Deadpool
thanks a lot you shitmemers, i will never get those 8 bucks back
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>>70237748
new baneposting OC doesnt get as much love as it should
>>70237748
nice
>>70237836
Only for you hot head
>>70237836
>new
Keep up lad
>>70237563
>Baaaw characters I like died!
>Where's my happy ending?!
>>70237986
I didn't give a shit about the characters. I think that was why the ending was so fucking retarded, because McDonough expected you to care about their redemption despite the shitty characterization.
>>70234782
>Mad Max
Jesus what a pile of utter shit.
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Zodiac
Three of the most boring movies I have ever seen.
>>70238317
what a fucking pleb you are m8
>>70237579
>It's a good movie because of numbers
>>70238317
Nice meme
>>70238205
>Veteran hitman who has to deal with his oldest friend becoming mad with power and feeling helpess to stop it
>Rookie hitman who gets over zealous on his first hit, and has an unfortunate consequence. He's now suicidal and addicted to drugs, all while acting like an asshole to cover his shame and guilt.
>Shitty characterization
>>70238317
Also forgot to add Blue Ruin. Such a pointless movie. I thought it was a dark comedy but the bad acting wasn't intentional.
>>70238394
Not appreciating the electric whip dudes screaming.
>>70238394
u
>>70237579
>>70235001
>>70234729
The only time the audience laughed is when Crowe said "Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate."
After that it was silent the entire way. It blew.
>>70238461
Those aren't good characters. Both of them are stock types and have been done many times before since before the Godfather. Why do you think the script is self-referential every third sentence? Because that's the only reason why people remember that shitty movie.
>>70234782
ghost dog. what a shit movie.
What a pile of shit. Ugh!
>>70239231
that guy who liked Flava Flav was fucking hilarious.
This absolute piece of shit
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>>70238317
>>70238400
>>70239252
God damn what a pile of plebs
>>70238632
My theater was laughing so that means it was good.
>>70239894
Knight of Cups was garbage though.
the rest are their total fucking plebs.
>>70239987
I won't write someone off as a pleb for not liking KoC but it was phenomenal, and to call it garbage is retarded
>>70240042
I have no idea how someone can love KoC. Malick is one of my favourite directors and I love every one of his movies, even To the Wonder, but I just don't understand the love for KoC. It is so corny and feels almost self-parodic. The fragmentation as a representation of memory is interesting but I just don't think it works. I feel none of the emotional investment nor the rapturous enthusiasm of any of Malick's other movies. It just feels like a parade of pretty images that serve almost no purpose.
I've seen it twice but I'll probably give it another shot somewhere down the line if I can convince myself to even get through it. It felt laborious and silly to me.
Do people geniunely like Ryan Gosling's """"""""""acting"""""""""""? Or is it another one of those /tv/ memes?
>>70240468
hello reddÃt!
>>70234698
You start OP
>>70238317
>>70238543
damn son it may be that movies just aren't for you
>>70238632
Nothing but laughter in my sitting, which obviously attests to its extreme quality.
>>70234698
what even is the last good movie russell crowe has been in?
feels like a long time
>>70241155
Body of Lies.
>>70241155
The Nice Guys
>>70240793
Plebs laugh at a lot of things.
>>70240997
sigh...
>>70241445
explain the universal critical acclaim
Honestly The Nice Guys is in my top ten favorite films, right besides Inherent Vice and The Big Lebowski.
>>70241544
then you and your dubs are patrician.
>>70241445
It's almost like the amount of laughter isn't the best gauge for quality.
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>>70238317
>>70241445
>>70238632
Liar
>>70240997
THIS DESU SENPAI
>muh simbolism
>muh 2smart6u
It was boring, and disjointed,and somehow felt rushed and at stretched out and dry simultaneously, and borrowed imagery from the dark knight and others just for the sake of it. Just a very lazy movie all and all.I expected nothing and still ended up infuriated for haing wasted nearly 3 hours on that shit People who say they like this movie must be just trolling or just being contrarian. FUCK.
>>70238760
No they remember it because Peter Dinklage gets really high.
