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>james's face when he realizes he forgot to delete this autistic video of him stealing mike's gadget schtick from the internet


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkQpXTlD37Q
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>mike matei is the 1 person in the world to actually delete a video entirely from the internet

>james is the 1 person in the world to actually UNJUST himself

How does this dynamic duo do it?
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MINEEY CRAFTAAA
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What's with the obsession with Inspector Gadget.
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>>70228108
They were mimicing a dvd tutorial on the inspector gadget cartoon dvd's If I remember correctly.
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>>70228108
autism
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Any news on the state of his baldness?
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>>70228278
I was lead to believe by tv he was bald af, but it's not even bad
Just regular receding hairline
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I thought the original super mario bros DVD vid was pretty funny before mike made the minercrafta obviously trying to recapture the humour but falling
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>>70228328
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>double colon
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>>70228622
Didnt even notice him say that.
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>>70228047
BROWN
BRICKS
WITH
MOINCRAP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=694-pgvrZio
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>>70232212
Shitpickle is the most vulgar fucking thing ever.
I hate it.

>dude I shoved a pickle in my ass and it got covered in shit, I'll make a character out of it!
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>>70228004
He made it when he was 31

This is something you would expect from max 14 years old
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>You'll never stay up late into the night in summer watching AVGN videos you've never seen before
It was so comfy, I wanna go back to the past
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>ywn be cucked by mike
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>>70232330
to let him fuck your wife in the ass?
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>>70232263
Jame's humor has always been poop joke tier.
Once thought it was just a part of the AVGN character, but time every new vid proves me wrong.
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>>70232330
I had no no internet and electricity in 2008 and used to download the videos to my psp over extremely faint wifi signals that would drop out mid download.

He got me through.
#praiseJamesRolfe
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>>70230490
man, you think Mike yells "moneycrafta" everytime he digs his huge dong on Rolfe's huge pleasure hole?


you think James Rolfe licks from his own lips the sweat that drops from his face to his lips, as he watches this good chap "pouring some sugar" on his wife's face?
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>>70232330
desu avgn/monster madness never gets old.
it'll never be as fresh as the first time you see it, but its still immensely enjoyable even after repeated viewing.

whats /tv/s favourite video on cinemassacre?
my pic:
the stuff / sega cd video
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>>70228043
Which one did mike delete?
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>>70232569
>on cinemassacre
his first dvd collection video

>avgn
sega32X/action 52
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>>70232570
>>70232570
Moiney crafta
its hard to find when searching.

Someone posted it in here though,.
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>>70232570
>>70232685
It's not hard

Here's version with laughtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=694-pgvrZio
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>>70232685
There was also that Elmo movie review that he removed.
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>>70233708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY
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>>70234101
EDGE
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James is the epitome of what an online content creator should be.

>Never compromised his work for a sponsor
>Doesn't beg for money
>Doesn't lock any content behind a paywall
>Has a fairly consistent release schedule (J&M Mondays, Monster Madness, old AVGN eps etc.)
>Legitimately appreciates his fans
>Doesn't bow to criticism
>No bullshit on social media
>Notifies his fans regarding delays in the release of videos
>Has an actual passion for his work
>Puts genuine effort into each one of his videos
>Has actual, formal education in his preferred medium (i.e. film)

Full respect, no other person on the internet even comes close to producing to the same level James does. Even if you hate his videos or him as a person, you have to respect how much he actually respects the work he makes.
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>>70234784
Agreed besides the "beg for money" part.
He begged alot. 300,000 dollars worth of ebegging.
Then begged people for free help on the movie.

Besides that though, He doesn't have a patreon begging for cash though, so that's a plus.
Probably an extremely dumb move by him though.

If spoony could get 5,000 dollars a month, imagine James. Would be like 15,000-20,000 per month.
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>>70235028
Eh, as much as I dislike Kickstarter shit I see it as way less annoying than Patreon shit, which is more what I meant. And at least all of the videos Mike uploaded in the interim weren't filled with shilling for donations, I don't even remember the campaign being mentioned that much, but I may be totally wrong.
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WTF
That plan 9 movie that james was in was only released this years. It took 8 YEARS of production
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>>70232262
No surprise AVGN went downhill after Shitpickle, I went from being the best thing on the internet to something I'll check to see if there's new episodes every couple of months
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>>70228499
James, please shave it off. I'm begging you. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Just shave it off and move on with your life. You aren't fooling anybody and we're getting worried about you.
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>>70230490
>using ipad with pen
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>>70235490
Not one clip of him in that movie, or any clips from that movie actually has been posted on /tv/, besides the trailer.
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>it's a mike episode
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>>70232330
Having a new daily Monster Madness video in October is a joy.
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>>70232263
That's the appeal. There's nothing funnier than grown ass men acting like teenage boys.
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Guys, heres the link for the new plan 9 movie.
See if there's gold in there.

http://www.primewire.ag/watch-2774366-Plan-9-online-free
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>>70238550
All I found skimming through was some huge titties at 56:10.

If james is really in this, then its just a really small cameo.
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>20th Anniversary: How I Got Started video

No Budget Dream feels again
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>>70239265
I'm sick of all the self-felatio videos he keeps doing desu. We get it dude, you've liked to create stuff as a child. Don't remind me every 5 years you cock sucker.
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>>70239520
go to bed Doug
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>>70239553
He creates more back-patting videos about himself then actual original content.
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OH LOOK FREE IPAD
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what's worst mineycrafta or the elmo movie review
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>>70240015
elmo
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>>70239599
so?
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James actually seems better off than ever. Thank fuck.
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-> #70240115
>so

no words for you my man.
not even giving you a (you)
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>>70240183
Dumb (You)poster
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>>70235028

https://www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=160959

They created a patreon but only promoted it in a video or two over a year ago so they never really got much out of it.
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>>70240505
That's fake.
This guy created it trying to get in cinemassacres life like a fucking weirdo.

They have literally never advertised it in any video. Not sure how you got that in your head.
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>>70235490
Yeah idk what the fuck was up with that movie. I didn't think it was ever gonna come out, then it did and James barely even mentioned it.

Even he knows it was fucking stupid that it took forever for the film to come out.
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>>70238900
All he does is play a police officer in it and it's a small role. It's been a long time since I've seen planet 9 but I believe his part would be somewhere in the third act.
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>>70240635
I could have swore I saw James and Mike mention the patreon in a video but I guess I am fucking crazy
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>>70232807
How does he not kill himself?
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>>70241275
The power of no self-awareness
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>>70236062
>it's a mikes gf episode
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>>70242881
Never trust a gaymur grill.
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>>70235756
>Downhill after shitpickle
>A character that first showed up before he was even AVGN and was still the Angry Nintendo Nerd

Nigger are you dumb?
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>>70245505
Regardless, Shitpickle is fucking awful (not him btw)
I wish someone would fucking tell him to knock it off.
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>>70242881
>those arms
is that a trap?
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>>70247505
Even better,,
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>>70241275
Because he's gifted and it'd be a waste.
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>>70232569
>avgn/monster madness never gets old.
most of the new avgn videos since like 2012 are pretty terrible, painful to watch even, especially the one where he brought that old guy from Troma.
>whats /tv/s favourite video on cinemassacre?
the 4-part Castlevania review.
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Where's The Shores of Hell video that they said they'd do? It's been like a month.
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>>70232569
>whats /tv/s favourite video on cinemassacre?
I like the Lookin' at books videos
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>>70239599
>He creates more back-patting videos about himself
There's like, 4.
>than actual original content
There's like, a thousand.
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>>70232330

>be 15
>order pizza hut on a friday night
>eat pizza and watch AVGN videos for the first time
>no worries in the world

i miss those days friend
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> here you can rub your finger on the mouse's scrolling penis
Kek
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>>70232569
>favourite video on cinemassacre
Monster Madness

As far as AVGN goes, hands down the CDI Trilogy together with Plumbers don't wear ties.
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>>70232262
shiiit

pickle
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>>70249117
Oh jesus I forgot about that gem of an episode. The best ones are when James digs up some obscure shit that has no real reason to exist.
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>>70242881
>It's a Mike and James in drag episode

I really have no idea how Mike even gets his dick hard around that thing.
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>>70249124
Has Melissa Fatcarthy and Dane Cook destroyed him yet?

I know he is a misogynist pig and hates LGBTQ community too I'm sure.
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>>70249394
lol it really does look like james in drag
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>>70249416
Dane Cook did.
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>>70249394
I avoid Mike episodes like the plague. Who is that beast and when did he start hosting Goth Talk?
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>>70232807
>someone actually thought this would be funny to make
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>>70251080
>Not understanding it's making fun of all the autistic videos about Minecraft
Mike only makes kino kid
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That Ryan guy is live streaming the new DOOM right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zRgcjE34QA
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>>70251221
who?
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>>70251360
the guy with the bad haircut that only plays flavor of the month games
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>>70249394
apparently very bendy
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>>70251221
Ryan's alright in my book. Never did anything to make a bad inpression and stays out of most videos.
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>>70228004
that video is legit hilarious tho
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Bootsy is best Cinemassacre
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>>70251221
>Ryan

Never met a more boring and vanilla "internet personality".
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>>70253848
>>70253848
agreed.
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>>70232807
Nobody can be this autistic. I mean I actually laugh'd because this was just too autistic to be real.
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Which one of you did this?
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Yall see B-rad's video about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi5CsnHoJ1s
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>>70257566
>Paying money directly to a streamer to "troll" them
Retards nowadays don't know anything about trolling
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>>70241275
>>70251080
You guys need to understand the context in which that video was made.

>James is off making the movie
>The site still needs content
>Mike has always been camera-shy, always wore a mask in AVGN vids
>Mike makes videos for the site despite this since James is busy in California

So yeah, no shit he comes across as awkward and unfunny, dude was never meant to be a content creator but he still did it to keep his best friends site running. Now he's a lot better on camera, although he is a bit loud.

What do Mike and James do for a living anyway?
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>>70258074
tbf most trolls usually just cancel the donation afterwards
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>>70258074
If anything, it did get Mike's attention during the stream too
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>>70234784
>Never compromised his work for a sponsor
>'Wow Mike so is that the new xboxone?'
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Why is Mike so terrible at streaming?
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>>70232467
>Jame's
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Now excuse me I'm gonna go lick my cat's pussy piss slit.
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>>70249512
Dane Cook didn't destroy shit. You can tell by the ignorance of his post that he didn't even watch the video. In the video James doesn't even mention that he's bothered by the female cast. It just goes to show how retarded people are. On Cook's original tweet about James, every single response are people basically calling Dane Cook a complete idiot. I swear he's a fucking Manbaby and deserves not only the backlash, but also the fact he hasn't been relevant since 2007. Not that it really matters anymore. Now everyone is on James' side, and you're not seeing shitty articles from bloggers criticizing the guy for no reason. This shit lasted 2 days and was a huge waste of time. The only person who got anything good from all this is James because now more people know who he is.
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>>70259252
I cracked up so badly from that.

Truly a genius
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