Damn this movie was shit. It was just softcore porn all the way through.
Huh? Who'd knew?
But there are like two more movies of this shit right??
>>70226201
I'll believe it when i see a trailer out
She should've had a bigger bush desu
>>70226239
Bro they're already filming the two sequels back to back.
8:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnWkpM2HJI
Goto 2:57 for the ultimate cute
>novel is regarded by pretty much everybody as trashy smut
>movie adaptation becomes a trashy porno
stop the presses
>>70226545
I didn't know what it was about, I just had heard the name before so I watched it. Don't see why anyone would watch this over an actual porno. The plot at the beginning of a porno, like a delivery man coming to the door who then has sex with a woman, is about as much plot as this movie has.
>>70226101
Did you expect it to be hardcore porn?
>>70226660
>he never watched soft porn on TV as a kid when his parents were asleep
The movie should be direct to video though, because you can't masturbate in the theaters.
>>70226294
this
>>70227383
>>70227729
Dude...
>>70226101
> Movie about BDSM
> Barely any
To this day, it remains the only movie I felt asleep on.
>>70226101
This flick and it's theme honestly just annoyed me. My gf wanted me to watch it and I lasted about 20 minutes before I turned that shit off. Fuck that terrible shit.
>>70226101
Who cares it's nothing but a cash-grab flick.
Comfy Seattle movie desu
>>70227729
that's totally not the same cucumber and it makes perfect sense to bring a cucumber instead of a sex toy and this is definitely legit
>>70226101
>softcore porn
No it wasn't, there was barely an sex scenes it all. It was just fucking awful.
jamie dorman is hot enough that I liked it
it's not that bad
>>70226101
>supposedly alpha Christian acts ashamed of his fetish and cant handle intimacy like an autist
>included the incredibly awkward, cringy, off-putting and ham-fisted backstory from the literal name-switched twilight fanfiction books about him being tortured by his mother as a little boy and molested by his step-moms friend as a teenager
>supposedly virginal Anastasia acts as if she's a worldweary middle aged divorcee who only puts up with his bullshit because he buys her shit
>meant to be the audience surrogate but isn't even into the S&M and gets freaked out at the first spanking play and dumps him and thats how the movie ends
but of course americans hear its about bondage so hype it up as the most erotic thing ever when its just depressing if anything
>>70228919
That's a zucchini you obese American fuck. Eat a vegetable once in while
