about to watch Deadpool for the first time. what am I in for?
>>70213750
chimichangas
Pegging
But you should just go to /gif/ for that and save yourself the trouble
>>70213750
Dad humour and 12 year old humour with a cliche plot
FUN
>>70213750
Very funny comedy movie, regardless what redditors tell you. Cheesy action.
Literally capekino
>>70213750
Why don't you shut the fuck up with your stupid questions and just watch the fucking movie you piece of shit.
>>70213813
This, tbqhwyfam
>>70213750
fun
op here
colossus? for real?
Actually a pretty good movie. Great performance by Ryan.
>>70213750
A reddit tier opening sequence and a decent movie that follows said sequence.
Van Deadpool Wilder
>>70213770
>tfw you will never be pegged by Morena Baccarin
Only the danketh of the memeth tbqh pham
>>70214019
>not Van Even Wilder
Put more effort into it next time.
>>70213750
Non stop annoying comedy that never goes away.
Only part I really liked was the X Men references
>>70214078
>references
Yeah it's like how Batman v. Superman had all those Batman references.
oh shit T.J. Miller
>>70213956
>>70214148
OP please, no one wants a live commentary
a shitty 3/10 movie with constant le ebin jokes
only plebbitors like it
>>70214033
Not really a great idea to just stick in on someone who seemingly hasn't done ass stuff ever before
It won't be great
>>70214177
this
>>70214177
I've found that normies seem to enjoy it quite a bit as well
The movie is really, really bad. Feels like a pilot for a shit TV series. Jokes get old really fast. Totally unoriginal premise - guy gets superpowers, guy chases bad guy, guy kills bad guy and gets the girl.
>>70214177
Jokes in a comedy film? How did they let this pass?
>>70213813
6th post best post
"might further the plot"
>>70213750
I've literally just marathoned the first 10 seconds. Like literally. Ask me anything my family.
>>70214355
bad jokes are always bad
A movie that might amuse you mildly but you'll soon forget. Watch it if you have nothing else to do.
>>70213750
It suffers from shit that most capeshit movies suffer from.
Tacked on romance ruining the entire movie.
It's a pretty entertaining flick, has some funny moments and the on-screen violence is refreshing. It's not something you're eager to rewatch any time soon, and some of the jokes are shit and/or overly long, but it's still decent enough.
>>70213750
for fun times
>>70213750
A shitty movie with constant tryhard jokes that are so plentiful that you just don't give a fuck about it at some point.
>OH LOOK AT ME I'M SUPERHERO BUT I WEAR GIRL'S WATCH SO UNEXPECTED HAHA
>OH LOOK AT ME, I'M SUPERHERO, BUT I DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY HAHA
>OH LOOK AT ME, I'M SUPERHERO, BUT AWARE THAT THIS IS FICTION HAHA
Unless you are some impressionable 16 yo idiot, you will get real tired real soon.
>>70214308
deadpool is a character for the "OMG 1m s0 r4nd0m 4nd n3rdy" crowd
>>70217255
>normie detected
>>70215534
>I'M SUPERHERO
>deadpool
>superhero
lmao
>>70213750
hey guys i have a question is this share same universe with xmen movies?
>>70217613
Yes.
>>70217592
Well now he is, on the Avengers and everything.
>>70214033
Hot.
reddit and memes
Best DCEU movie so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDMJpsDNg28
>>70217953
>the movie is too meme/reddit/shit
>this meme review is a grand piece of art and the pinnacle of humour
>>70213750
Fun.
>>70217953
>>70213750
probably this post will get dismissed as a contrarian opinion, but i genuinely found it the most overrated film ive seen in years
>>70214235
That's the joke amigo
>>70217953
Sounds like Slipknot intro
It's all right. The main problem with Deadpool is the ratio of funny gags to unfunny gags. Although I laughed a few times, most of the film's attempts at humour didn't even make me smile. Because they chose to focus on being funny to the exclusion of telling a good story, there's really not much else in there to enjoy when the humour misses the mark.
>>70213750
X Men with some extra quips.
Somehow ends up less quippy then the most of MCU, despite being about literally Quip the Character.
If you liked the last three X-Men movies, you'll like this one. Colossus is there too.
>>70221882
Calm down, gramps
>>70213750
too much waypool wade
twisted characterizations to fit things into a movie
too much origin movie
thin back half/story due to heavy reliance on flash backs origins in the first half
disappointment on the dropping of cornerstone character trait, being the regenerative cancer effects on his brain
generally ok movie considering all the concessions made
>>70214078
>Only part I really liked was the X Men references
It's part of the current X Men franchise.
>>70217695
Deadpool isn't a hero.
Xavier doesn't even let him join the x-men.
>>70214033
aw man i need a woman like her in my life
>>70214335
Give me a good plot for a first deadpool movie with the same budget
>>70213750
Generic marvel movie. If you like MCU in general, you'll like it. If you don't, you won't
>>70222030
I guess you can't read, or are just a fucking asshole.
More than likely both. Cunt.
a raunchy movie without a story. jokes reminiscent of family guy "this is worse than that time <some sort of nonsense>..." gags
the only good part is the huge guy with a russian accent. he's funny.
watch something else
>>70217613
Yeah but you see what looks painfully like the helicarrier in the final battle scene but that might just be a nod to the MCU. Hard to tell
>>70222148
Explain how he's a hero
>>70222296
Because he's somewhat interesting, and every non-hero in every single MCU movie has be compltely uninteresting
>>70222377
Whaa? What are you even trying to say? Daily reminder that Deadpool is a mercenery, he literally takes deals from bad guys to capture good guys, he kills unecessery, he is denied to join the x-men because he's too violent.
>I was having a Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it.
it's literally Quips the film.
I'm watching it with my family right this moment and I hate it, although the the special effects are well done.
>>70222296
Honestly that one part in the movie where he scares off the stalker felt a bit forced. Felt like they were putting that in there just to make sure he comes off as a good guy instead of a horney douchebag cancerface with superpowers.
"You're my hero"
"No im not"
**Puts on shades and walks away**
>>70224930
True, I'd rather have them show him not being a "good guy", especially until he meets his wife
>>70213750
AH HA HA HA
Heh....heh
....ummmm
....Zzzzzzzzz
>>70213750
Quips, profanity and meta. Out of the 3, only the meta is somewhat funny.
>>70213750
Fart jokes, babbling "super hero", and more seriously he won't STFU.
>>70213750
What's the point of watching the movie if we are spoon-feed you?
This >>70213838
>>70213838
Well, that escalated quickly.
>>70222030
>Deadpool isn't a hero.
>Xavier doesn't even let him join the x-men.
McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing.
>>70229320
>>>/9gag/
The jokes are very very tryhard.
As for the plot; I really don't know why that handsome doctor baddie had such animosity towards deadpool.
Reminded me a lot of that south park episode where that ski instructor keeps confronting Stan for no reason at all.
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