>women can't be funny
Apologize
>>70203923
yeah she's funny. funny looking.
lmao
>preg
>asian
>tight dress
idgf if shes funny, that whole set looks very fap worthy.
> you know how I got my belly? i got fucked in the pussy
Pure comedique kinó
>>70203923
The only thing choking from laughter here is my penis.
>>70204017
>>preg
dumb cuck
>>70203923
>>women can't be funny
Exactly. Ali Wong: Baby Cobra proves it.
For further evidence, see:
Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo
Whitney Cummings: I'm Your Girlfriend
>>70204069
Good pupper,
>>70204097
>say sorry
>>70204017
Not when she talks about how much of a slut she is and every other word is HPV.
Her Harvard Business School husband is such a cuck.
Her whole set is all about how she trapped him.
It will confirm every idea /pol/ and /r9k/ have about women.
>women can't be funny
But they can't.
Not even shitposting, I have been to about 20 or 30 comedy shows in my life. About 10 or so had women in them. I didn't laugh at a single one of their jokes.
I don't know why but women just aren't funny
lesbian bread joke made me laugh tbqh senpai
>>70204159
Roseanne can be funny, like on The Green Room with Paul Provenza.
That's because she's post-menopausal and all her jokes aren't MY VAGINA.
>>70204086
what?
>>70204174
i don't care about her 'simulated personality' or her personal life. Moreoever, i don't need the sound on to fap either.
If you've never heard of her, Maron did an interview with her not too long ago.
http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/52wyay702hls7pd1o8gs9q04tkjo4a
I haven't watched the special yet, but she seems okay in the interview, even though she admits she's pretty degenerate.
>>70204178
To be funny, a woman usually has to be fat or ugly. Or like Tina Fey, have a scar on her face.
I think some good female comics are Sara Silverman, Maria Bamford, and Kathleen Madigan. I also liked all the women on Reno 911.
I even liked Whitney Cummings: Money Shot (but everything after that was fucking horrible). And sometimes Chelsea Handler says funny things (although her new Netflix talk show is an abortion).
Maria Bamford's Lady Dynatite is...interesting.
>>70204343
>what?
dumber cuck
>>70203923
DROPPED
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Women haven't been funny since Joan Rivers died.
>>70203923
She lost me a bit talking about skid marks. I cannot identify with that problem or respect people that have that issue.
>>70204419
Fair warning: Just skip the Maron monologue in the beginning, it's always him sucking his own dick or being a hippie for way too fucking long.
>>70204174
Shit, really? She seemed smarter than I'M A RAGING SLUT jokes, given she's married and being a mom and shit.
I suspected her husband was probably a cuck, but it's par for the course for Asian dudes these days.
>>70204460
>Sara Silverman
>funny
Maybe a long ass time ago but I thought her show and standup has been garbage.
Real attention whorey and Jewish.
>>70204622
>Haha funny face
Fuck I hate comedians
>>70203923
She keeps popping up on Netflix. Is it good?
was her anal appetite indicative of most women?
>>70204255
I always find it hilarious that Roseanne Barr ran for president in 2012. She was for the green party.
There are a LOT more third party candidates than you think. There was a large list I found that included Roseanne and a fucking guy named Merlin.
>>70204775
I thought it was half funny. The first half. The last half was sex and poop.
>>70204622
>Those glasses
>That expression
>Those fucking glasses
>That hairstyle
>THE FUCKING GLASSES REEEEE
What an unflattering picture.
>>70204734
Well I guess Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic was in 2005 and Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles was in 2013 so it's been a while.
>>70204622
>DROPPED
and why do you have this pic saved on your computer anon?
>>70204821
If by "most women" you mean "most degenerate liberal women who live in Commiefornia", then absolutely.
>>70204775
As far as female standup goes, it's probably better than most. Which means it's worse than the worst male standup on Netflix.
A lot of it is just cringeworthy and I feel bad for the guy who married her.
Women aren't funny and this dumb bitch shouldn't be allowed to open her mouth unless there's cock or rice going into it. I want this Tojo to massage my feet whike clenching eels inside her asshole.
>>70204821
I don't remember that bit. But she talks a lot about men having a G-spot up their asshole. And scratching and sniffing her asshole. And skidmarks.
>>70205030
>Chinese
>Tojo
I keked. Doubly so once you got to the eels.
>>70205015
So basically as good as Natasha Legsformiles-ero?
>>70204622
>problem glasses
I'm going to pass and in a few months see if my guess is right.
>>70205115
I like Natasha Leggero more.
As far as I can tell, the only reason Ali Wong has a "comedy" career is because she was cast on Whitney, which was dreadful.
I also like Kristen Schaal.
From what i have gathered, all female comedians seem to be fucking easy to sleep with
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>>70205277
i once side-hugged maria bamford ama
>keep seeing standup specials from "literally who" comedians in my suggested videos
Netflix is terrible at judging my taste
>>70205461
I think Kathleen Madigan: Madigan Again is on there.
But watch Dave Attell: Road Work and the 3 Bill Burr ones to see how it's done.
>>70203923
don't know who she is put just by seeing this she looks like one of those crazy "comedian" bitches that thinks you need to laugh just for her presence even if shes not funny
am i on point at all?
>>70205461
Do you rate the stuff you watch?
>>70205344
why is this image so small anon, i'm straining my eyes trying to read this
>>70205583
I've watched all of Burr, watched Attell, watched Todd Barry
>>70205605
I do which is what I find weird, they suggest the shit but they have my estimated rating as one star
>>70205584
I think she's funnier than most female standup since she's more foreign.
I guess she's funnier than Margaret Cho? Wong and her husband both hate Koreans, so there's that.
>>70203923
how many of these does she do?
>le women jokes
>le vagina jokes
>le asian men suck and are effiminite jokes
>le white men are awesome xD ""jokes"
>>70203923
Femanon here who watched the first 3 minutes of that shit.
I apologize in name of my gender.
>>70205826
She actually says how white men suck and Asians are awesome. She does feminist jokes saying they ruined the perfect life for women
>form fitting dress while pregnant
[vomits externally]
>>70205877
cool i might check her out, im just tired of self hating asian comedians.
>>70203923
this is an unfunny special. this is bate.
>>70204174
>Her whole set is all about how she trapped him.
That's not the final joke though
you'd know if you were able to pay attention to anything for more than 4 minutes at a time
>>70205896
I didn't know my penis could post on 4chan
>>70205826
>>le women jokes
Pretty much all of it?
>>le vagina jokes
OMG SHE'S IN HER 30S AND NOT AS WET ANYMORE! EVERYONE HAS HPV!
>>le asian men suck and are effiminite jokes
She likes being racist with her husband, who seems like a total cuck.
>>le white men are awesome xD ""jokes"
I don't remember. I did like her bit about feminism being the worst thing ever though.
>>70205933
>but hating on white men is a fresh new twist for comedy
C'mon, son, pay attention to what you're doing
>>70205827
it's okay to stop pretending you're a female anon
we don't need your kind around here
>>70205979
Did I say it was her final joke?
You mean the he trapped me thing? Do you know how to build a punchline?
>>70205201
Those aren't problem glasses
Those are just glasses, with which a person can wear in order to improve their vision. They're ugly glasses, but they aren't problem glasses.
>>70204614
cant tell if troll or just man-child that has never fucked a prego woman
>>70205244
Yeah, they mentioned Whitney in the Maron thing, but also Fresh Off The Boat which is good for a sitcom.
I imagine her being Asian, and there being a big push for Asian representation now that people need a new minority to rally behind, has something to do with her current popularity.
Schaal's funny when she's not doing other people's writing, I just can't stand her voice for extended periods of time.
so did she fuck white chads in her youth and then settle for an asian guy?
>>70205640
You probably need glasses
>>70205326
Hellooo reddit
List of female stand up comics who are actually funny without relying entirely on gender-based jokes
>Maria Bamford
>Kristen Schaal
>Natasha Leggero
>Ellen Degeneres
>Paula Poundstone
>>70206723
>Ellen Degenerate
>implying she's funny at all since she decided to coast on being a lesbian
Leggero's stand-up is not nearly as good as her roasting, unfortunately but she's definitely one of the best female comedians, I agree.
if a white male delivered this set he would be booed off stage. its just quirky huh im asian but i totally assimilated white culture reddit humor
>>70203923
>those glasses
Dropped.
>>70206923
>actually calling her Ellen Degenerate
wow, someone from 1995 is in this thread
>>70207047
>implying the insult isn't timeless
Hello Ellen
Please kill yourself before you ruin more animated children's films.
>>70207162
for a joke to be timeless it has to at one point have been funny.i don't give a rat's ass about ellen either i just despise your taste in humor
>>70205877
There's literally only two types of Gooks: those with massive inferiority complexes who love white people, white culture and crave white dick and those with massive inferiority complexes that hate white people, hate white culture and secretly still crave white dick
>>70206723
I thought Maria was a weird kid until I noticed she was like 40.
>>70204178
i've been to a lot of stand up too and i have seen funny women, yes there is less of them than male comedians. but they're there. a lot of famous female stand up comedians suck though.
Does she hate white people and does she take about white privilege at any point in her routine? If not, then I will give her a try.
>>70205344
but i need glasses to see...and i don't want grandpa level wire frames. i swear i'm not a hipster, i'm just blind.
>>70204069
Is that a really big dog or a really small buffalo?
>>70203959
>yeah she's funny. funny looking.
there is one man who wanted to satisfy this woman. respect this.
>>70207666
she doesn't
Being pregnant and telling jokes, two of the worst things a woman can do. One ruins the body and the other ruins the sanity.
>>70207847
You're a fucking liar lad. Watching it now, she just brought up white privilege
>>70207666
Yes she says she likes it when white men go down on her because she can fantasize about crushing "all that privilege and entitlement" between her legs
>>70203923
Women can be funny, they just can't do stand up because stand up requires you to be both hilarious and have great stage presence. 99.99% of guys can't do stand up and 100% of women can't.
>>70208896
what a bitch
i don't think I've ever fantasized crushing a girl while she was sucking my dick
well except her ass but that's different
I just watched an episode of QI with three women and I thought they were all funny.
>>70208896
that statement pisses me off b-but t-that's kinda hot
>>70207977
that was hard to look at for the duration of her show, it didn't help her material sucked and i got bored half way through, quit 3/4 from the end.
>>70207724
You have a beautiful mind.
I watched a pregnant women do stand-up once. She kept burping and trumping on stage in between her jokes and skits. It was quite surreal.
>>70208896
>ywn get crushed because of your privilege and entitlement between her thighs
jdimsa ;_;
>>70204890
Not liking poop jokes. What are you 30?
wasnt that ali wong chick the one who got a lot of asians mad because she said that all asians are little dick losers and she only dates white guys.
she said this on stage and people werent completly sure if she was saying it as a joke or she meant it.
>>70204097
Amy Schumer and Nikki Glazer are pretty good. Tig and Maria Bamford aren't too bad. Idk, I don't hate women so my opinion is probably worthless here. :^)
>>70209320
that's esther ku. the qt with absolutely no stage presence that tries to make up with it with edgy.
>>70209502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8pEcOhsdjY
>>70207977
The secret is to have kids as young as possible, my sister got married at 17, had her first kid at 18 and is still has no stretch marks or saggy tits at the age of 30
>>70210116
It sounds like you want to bang your sister
>>70210141
I'd say that she's 11 years older than me and that it would feel like banging my mother but this is 4chan so that would only make things worse
>>70203923
no one has posted based Jack Dee clip yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I3qREbKqLw
>>70203923
how could i know if she's funny if none of her content is on youtube
>>70209502
>>70209320
>this
Esther Ku is the no talent hack/comedian
>>70209766
>it's a minority gets away with race jokes episode
>>70209766
unironically had to turn off after half regular
>>70205640
so sjws can't read it
>>70207681
your fucking eyes aren't even real you double nigger
>>70204178
Because they don't have to be.
>>70207681
God forbid you get contacts, lasik or frameless glasses
>>70204889
Roseanne is redpilled as fuck.
>>70207202
>>>/reddit/
Wanna bang Jen Kirkman, not gonna lie. She's funny enough.
>>70203923
Not all men or all women must exhibit a trait for it to be descriptive of masculinity and femininity. It is enough that is is typical of the majority.
And the majority of women are just not funny, no matter how hard they try to be.
Hitchens was right.
She was alright. Too much poop humor for my taste, but I get where she's coming from with the shoes under the stall bit.
Her rant on Lean In was top notch.
>>70204178
>I have been to about 20 or 30 comedy shows in my life
>>70204622
That fucking glasses.
>>70210902
This. Laughed out loud maybe 4 or 5 times which is goos going for a female comedian but the poop and sex stuff was just gross and lowest common denominator garbage.
She could probably be a great standup if she tried to be, but I guess it's too easy to rely on the same old jokes that people want to hear.
>>70204622
>her face when you cum and never stick it in her pooper
>>70203923
I hate this meme.
For some reason Hollywood thinks women just can't be comic relief. Meanwhile there's tons of funny women IRL and in other media traditions like animu characters.
>>70208896
>Fantasize
Thats all women can do.
Iliza Shlesinger made me laugh. Pls no bully
Men are overall superior to women.
Prove me wrong.you can't
I think the person who plays Sweet Dee is funny. Her character is funny.
>>70203923
I'm sorry I'm so sorry that you had to watch this.
>>70203923
im sorry that women cant be funny
>>70204961
It's the current year and you still haven't figured out how to post the image from its url?
>>70210589
Bases hitch
I find it funny that the feminist and the /pol/ worldview are exactly the same, just from a different perspective
>Women cannot consent, it is always rape!
>This guy tricked my daughter into sex, I'm gonna beat him up
>All women are sluts, and this is fine
>All women are sluts, and this is wrong
>Blacks are stupid, so they need help
>Blacks are stupid, so they need no help
>Rich are all evil, except when thex agree with me
>Rich are all evil except when they agree with me
>>70215442
>If I totally cherrypick and misrepresent both sides they're totally the same guys
>>70215537
He's not wrong, though. Extremists at opposing sides of any given spectrum tend to have a lot in common.
>>70210995
You're calling this guy a fedorian because he actually leaves his basement and does social activities? Sour news for you, Jack...
>>70204178
I was going to refute you, and then I realized I can't think of any funny women.
Seriously. I can't think of any female comedians I would be happy to just listen to.
I've seen funny female performers in shows and movies - but they're usually playing roles written and directed by men.
Well. That's weird.
>>70209766
I assume that's ironic self hatred, right?
>>70209766
gooks btfo
>>70215442
>It's a "I've never been to /pol/ episode"
>>70204051
The fact that it's so blatant makes it pretty redpilled.
1) women trap men for their provider role
2) women are all slores
3) women want to be physically abused and afraid during sex
4) It's nice to be racist against others which is why you shouldn't be in a mixed couple
Didn't watch the whole set but it's redpilled as fuck
>>70215637
This.
Whenever I think of ISIS I also think of Quakers.
>>70215637
>Horseshoe theory meme
Anarchists and Fascists are exactly the same guys!
>Both have opinions on the government
>Both like the colour red
>Both have political viewpoints
The only sensible position is to be a fence sitter like myself *tips*
>>70215442
You're talking about people who moan about duhgeneracy while posting on 4chan.
true stand-upkino reporting in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
>>70215797
>Both will use violence against those they disagree with
>>70215804
i can only think of one even moderately funny female comedian and thats chelsea handler
>ctrl+f Maria Bamford
thank fuck. her and christine lavine are the only funny female comedians I know of
>>70215855
>>70215804
didnt mean to quote sorry lad
>>70203923
That better be a white baby in there
>>70215843
You'd struggle to find a political movement besides pacifists that hasn't used violence, almost as if it's an element of the human psyche that's not restricted to "extremists"
>>70215797
Who's cherry picking now? I don't know about Anarchists, but Communists and Fascists definitely have a great deal in common. With either one of those in power you'll end up under the exact same totalitarian hellhole albeit with different banners.
>The only sensible position is to be a fence sitter like myself *tips*
>If you're not far left or far right then you're Switzerland
Nice reasoning there friend.
>>70215842
jesus fuck i'm having a cringe overload
>>70215660
Someone mentioned her earlier, but Kathleen Madigan is legit funny. And her routine isn't all "Muh vagina! Lol I'm such a whore," which is extremely rare for female comedians.
But, yeah, saying women can be funny is like saying squirrels can water ski: You'll find a few cases where it happens, but in general it's way out of their fucking element.
Anyone posted the best stand-up in history yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
>>70215925
Of course it is
>>70215989
>Who's cherry picking now
I was, to show how moronic your argument was
>I don't know about Anarchists, but Communists and Fascists definitely have a great deal in common.
Cool but I said Anarchists, not Communists.
>Nice reasoning there friend.
I thought it was pretty good, what you fail to realise is that your political views would've been extremist views 100 years ago, and are extremist views in most other countries. The myth of the rational centrist is just that, a myth.
>>70215843
>Both
All mainstream political factions use violence against those they disagree with.
>>70216238
Is she on drugs?
>>70216489
>the myth of the rational centrist is a myth
What? Are you retarded lad?
>>70203923
I liked it. It wasn't great (no stand up comedy is). But it was good.
>>70216531
Again this bullshit
>>70206291
>being attracted to a woman who is carrying the child of another man
Epitome of cuck.
>>70209766
>race
>dating
>dick joke
Not funny.
>>70210710
It's you! I've finally found you, after years of searching. The most insecure person in the world!
>>70216489
I never said I was a rational centrist so good job putting words in my mouth. But that's beside the point. If you're not willing to look at facts then I'm afraid I can't keep conversing with you, not because I'm trying to shut you down but because it's readily apparent that this conversation won't lead anywhere. Go ahead and consider this a win, I'm not here to change your mind.
>>70216549
There's no need for name calling. He's entitled to his opinion just like the rest of us.
>>70204460
Lady dynamite is amazing, best comedy.
Women aren't funny because they don't need to be, I doubt it's rooted in biology just pure incentives and the way they grow up.
Boys grow up making jokes about each other to their face, in groups all taking the piss out of each other, this is close to stand up because it's in front of an audience, there's also added tension because it can end in a fight, there's an edge to it.
Girls on the other hand make jokes about each other behind their back, it's all smiles etc in groups and backhanded compliments is usually as close as it gets, when it comes to face to face insults, it's just that, insults, no comedy.
Then as both groups grow up men have a huge benefit to be gained from being funny where as women don't.
Superior comedienne
>>70204086
>preg
>anything to do with cucking
Don't lie, how new are you?
>>70210710
Not that guy, but:
>Some peoples' eyes simply won't take contacts
>You need a stable prescription for lasik, and that simply might never happen
>frameless glasses bring about all sorts of problems
>>70207977
>not liking pregnant women
Francis' wife?
>>70204017
>she
