>I'm just coming for my files, Marty
>>70191621
>I'm just coming in 3 pumps on your wifes fat bottom marty
>I'm just coming to terms with the second season being so bad that there won't be a third marty.
>>70191659
Lol
Anyone have a webm of this scene
I LIKE MOWING MY LAWN
>I'm just going to make you a Cuckold and tear apart your family
>>70191659
Rust "20 seconds to bust" Cohle
Rust "I shouldn't be cumming already but I must" Cohle
Rust "Fire in the Hole" Cohle
>I'm just cumming on your wife, Marty
>>70191863
Rust "feels like the first time" Cohle
I'm just coming from the backside of your wife's bountiful anus, Marty.
>you will never prematurely ejaculate on your friend's wife's fat bottom
I'm just coming for your wife's turdcutter, Marty
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>I like fucking my wife
Was that euphemism for mowing his lawn?
>I'm just teaching your daughter how to reenact gangrapes with dolls, Marty
THANKS FOR THE TEA
just a prank bro
>you are NO LONGER allowed to fuck my wife. Thanks for bringing the mower back.
>I just jammed my dick up your wife's party hole so let's go look at some weird skull and stick totems in the woods and discuss philosophy
>I just wanna fuck your daughter Marty
>>70191659
>30 seconds in and out
>30 seconds in and out
>DO NOT FIRE
what did she mean by this
>It's all a Fugazi Marty, it's a wazzy it's a whoozy it's a whatsit, it's fsssshshh fairy dust, it is NOT REAL, MARTY I AM STUCK IN A GOD DAMN WORMHOLE
>>70192947
>I just got stuck in your wife's wormhole, Marty.
>I'm just cumming for your wife, Marty
Wow, no wonder he hit him
>>70191749
What went so wrong?
>>70192947
Lmao
>>70191659
>>70192077
yep. Not a euphemism, but a metaphor.
>>70192947
thank you based pizza
How long would you last /tv
this thread is a flat circle
you will shitpost again and again
>>70192575
still gives me goosebumps
>>70198317
forever. she's ugly as fuck
>>70191621
Don't make me leave like this, Marty.
that's what I like about space, man... my daughter gets older, I stay the same age alright alright alriiiii
Nice hook, Marty
>>70199252
I would rather get older while Murph stays the same age, alright alright alright.
>Marty, i'm just comming to ayy your wife.
what did he mean by this
simply ebin
>>70191913
FEELS LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME YEAH
FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME
Best thread on /tv/
>>70198317
Probably pretty long. I'm a 26 year old virgin but I've lost a lot of sensitivity in my dick from jacking off practically every day for years and years, and on top of that I take an SSRI.
>>70200226
This
>I'm just coming for my files, Ray. You seen them around? Manila folders labeled "Frank's Hopes and Dreams". Gonna have to set them on fire just so I can stay warm. But I can't even find my zippo. Caspere knew this
>>70192312
>>70200465
FRANK
FRANK
FRANK
FRANKVINCE
>>70200465
wo
>>70198317
I got with a girl a year back who had the same kind of arse as Marty's wife: Soft, wobbly and a perfect size.
I didn't last long the first time that night as you can imagine. Best arse I have ever pumped.
>>70198989
>>70198989
>>70200801
>>70200864
She's gorgeous. .. i would be so nice if she was my gf :)
Rust "a pump and a hump and i blow my gunk" Cohle
>>70200864
>I fucked Ted
>I'll send you a letter yeah fuck this, fuck this world.
>Nice wife, Marty
reply to this post if you're Australian
>you ever heard of the Yellow King, Marty? It's when I blindfold your wife and fuck her out in the woods while wearing different animal masks
>>70201847
>I'm just coming for my animal masks, Marty.
>>70201524
'no'
>>70201524
>no replies
>no shitposts
>quality thread
This can't simply be a coincidence.
>>70191830
>cheat on your wife
>get caught in spectacular fashion
>manage to get her back by the skin of your teeth
>be absentee father/husband
>cheat again
>get caught again
God damn it rust, we were doing so well
>>70201847
>implying she's not just into watersports
You see, our space time would look flattened, like a single meme just cycling through our minds like carts on a track. See everything outside our dimension, that's your wife's ass. Your wife's ass looking down on us. To them, it's an ass. To me, it's a circle. That I put my cock in.
>>70203026
You fucked up boii
>>70203263
Jesus christ I'm dying.
>I'm just trying to get ahead, Ray. Trying to get ahead, I can't settle for breaking even. Already broke that hymen, and Ray? It was a screamer. I need to get ahead but I'm stuck in this box. And there's a head in that box. But Caspere knew this. Caspere knew what was in the box.
Directed by M Night Shamallamacongaline
>>70202196
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>>70203263
I miss Vince posting
>>70198989
>he didn't see the ass
>>70204875
I don't because it reminds me of how bad season 2 is.
ebin
>Used to be shit
>Now is based
How come?
>>70205251
He followed the Ben Affleck model of taking criticism and going to acting school to improve his craft. Same thing probably happened to Channing Tatum
>>70205251
I think he was always a good actor, he was great in Dazed and Confused. He starting getting good roles that allowed him to be seen as a talented actor.
/turninguptoafriendsplacedeaddrunk/ general?
>>70205251
his agent said something along the lines of he had a kid and realized that if he was going to spend time away from home it should be to make something worthwhile he could be proud of since he doesn't really need any more money
then he did the Lincoln commercial
I just drove though North central Louisiana over the weekend.
AMA
>>70203263
Fucking LOOL anon, jesus.
>Stop and lie down, you dumb motherfucker!
What did the ghost niggas mean by this?
Is season 2 watchable?
Does it have the same, "something overtly cryptic could be going on" type of vibe, or is it just played completely straight?
>>70192782
dead is not the end
>>70206862
Not at all
>>70191863
Ruston "Two-Pump Chump" Chole
>>70191863
What is this meme?
>>70200226
this
>>70205474
>lincoln commercials
>not good acting
>>70207370
>>70207410
>>70203263
Wonderful.
Pure gold.
Memetic ecstasy.
>>70206862
It hints at the same fucked up sex shit as the first season but is much less overt about it, and there's nothing Cthulu related excepting in the most stretching of ways.
>>70206862
>Is season 2 watchable?
Kinda.
>Does it have the same, "something overtly cryptic could be going on" type of vibe
Nope.
It's decent, but it's nothing like S01.
>>70207440
>>70207682
>>70207735
Why do most criticism for the season is it fell off after the 4th episode i don't get it i thought it was pretty consistent besides the ending
>>70207971
*for the first season
>>70207971
Anyone who dings episode 5 is a loon. Ep 6 is soap opera tier for some people. 7/8 has "GREEN EARS GREEN PAINT IT WAS LAWN MOWER MAN
>>70207971
>>70207971
I'd almost have to watch it all over again.
>>70208242
that was a bitch of a stretch but not totally outside the realm of possibility and the internal logic set up by the show, it's a comic book and things like that happen in comic books.
>>70207550
Apart from all the scenes the hack writers stole directly from Twin Peaks.
>>70208242
Yeah the bad guy reveal was pretty weird, but what's wrong with ep. 5?
>>70207777
>>70208643
Nothing at all. I'm honestly surprised when people ding it.
Is there a name for what Woody/Marty does where he runs his tongue over his teeth with his mouth closed? Annoys the hell out of me
>>70208963
acting
>>70209140
God it only took the whole thread.
>>70209140
>>70209224
It's an ass double. She does not have that ass
>>70203559
>>70205565
>>70207443
>>70204792
>>70209078
thanks
>>70208242
>Anyone who dings episode 5 is a loon
what did you mean by this?
>>70209622
>>70209330
that is one fine backside
>>70198989
This is a troll right?
>>70209259
The post right after yours seems to challenge your assertion. Care for a rebuttal?
>tell a guy you can tell he got laid last night because you recognise the sent of his wife's pussy
>then threaten to break his wrists
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>>70212880
I think it was more that he could tell Marty was wearing the same clothes over consecutive days
>>70212880
>>70213370
He was commenting on the stench of Daddario's pussy. Suggesting Marty must be cheating because there's no way Maggie would have that kind of whorish pussy scent ("high tide").
>>70200465
>Caspere knew this
everytime
SHEEEIIT
>>70214163
>there's no way Maggie would have that kind of whorish pussy scent ("high tide").
Is this a thing?
