ITT: we write an opening crawl for a Star Wars film one word

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:30:05 Post No. 70181690 [Report]

ITT: we write an opening crawl for a Star Wars film one word at a time. I'll start.

SALACIOUS

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FOES

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MASSIVE

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ARE

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GENOCIDING

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BRENDAN

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LITTLE

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TRADE DISPUTES

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REPUBLIC

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MIDICHLORIANS

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EMPIRE'S

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ARE

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FEMENIST

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SCUM

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ON

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WE

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LUKE SKYWALKER

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STRONK WIMMIN

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UNDER

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THE FIRST ORDER

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ADMIRAL BINKS

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SEVEN

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FURTHERMORE

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DARTH VADER 2

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BLACKED

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GUNGANS

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TO

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SHEEV

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PEPE

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THE JEWS DID THIS

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>>70182508
Goongans.

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SMOKING

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FIERCE

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MERCHANDISE

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RESULTING IN

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DARTH ICKY

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KAAAAANGZ

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EMBARGO

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OF

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GOONGANS

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MASSIVE

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JAR JAR IS THE KEY

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SYSTEMS

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DONG

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GROPING

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JARTH JAR BINKS

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POTTERY

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IS

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THE GALACTIC

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FORCEFUCK

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JANGO FETT

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NIGGERS

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ARE CRUMBLING

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INTERRACIAL

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FORCEFUCKERS

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FOR 5000 YEARS

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TRAITOR

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UNDER

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URANUS

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THE BIGGEST

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OPPRESSION

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Worst Meme

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YOUNGLINGS

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NOW

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GUY

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IT IS A DARK TIME FOR

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TWO BROTHERS

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MEMES

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HAVE

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FINGERING

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INTENTIONS

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Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

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BEYOND

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BIG

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EXPECTATIONS

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>>70183029
Why do you manlet virgins gotta ruin everything with this cancer? Call me a warm scalp as soon as you're triggered.

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FOR YOU

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THE EMPEROR

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INTAKE MANIFOLD

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EBON HAWK

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http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=574b5a5ce4b09544c3b2b4f4

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>>70183253
IT'S BEAUTIFUL

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>>70183253
10/10 would watch with my wife's sons.

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INVASION

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>>70183253
This looks like shit.

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>>70183444
Quit samefagging

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>>70183488
I tried to do it as fast as I could. I panicked.

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>>70183253
SCREENCAP FOR GREAT JUSTICE

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>>70183488
Who pissed on your tendies you autistic faggot?

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>>70183621
>tendies
Jesus fucking christ you dipshits are cancer

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>>70183670
Proving my point: the post

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BASED

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>>70183488
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>>70183722
Why do these threads always turn into this? I just wanted to have a lighthearted thread without any flaming. Is that too much to fucking ask?

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BANE ?

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>>70183800
The fire rises

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>>70183253
>Darth Vader 2 BLACKED gungans to Sheev

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>>70183670
Would you rather some Chicago deep dish?

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>>70183253

10/10

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HERE YOU GO FAGGOTS

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>>70183901

That's a great looking pizza pie, though that's not how we do Chicago deep dish over here.

see pic for local chicago

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>>70183963
Nice

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>>70183963
you came in second, next time check the thread.

and that fucking app censors "bad words".

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>>70184401
next time check these dubs

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>>70183253
>>70183963
Thanks for the free Reddit gold, everyone! ;)