Is Crank the greatest film ever made?
>>70178233
No, Crank 2 is
>>70178289
Came here to post this.
The action-packed all-around American hollywood blockbluster door-knocking window-smashing classic starring moviestar/actionstar/worldstar heartthrob idol the one and only Jason Statham of Crank (2006) and Crank: High Voltage (2009) fame?
Hell fuckin' yeah, man.
>>70178289
>Alright guys we need a script for Crank 2
>what, the story's over
>Too fucking bad we're making a sequel
>Fine, here's a fucking retarded over the top script no one would greenlight!
>we can do this
>wait what.
God bless whoever that was.
>>70178233
It's great, but Crank 2 is the true masterpiece of cinema.
>>70178233
Crank 2 is a lot better.
Crank 2 is just the first with more ridiculous scenes
>>70178289
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>>70178412
>tfw no Crank prequel starring 10 year old Chev Chelios being a little shit
>>70178412
This scene is probably the best thing i've ever seen since Final Wars, its a tragedy that they weren't nominated for this.
>>70179201
Remember the DTV Ace Ventura about his son? Yeah.
>>70178405
>tfw they literally put the ending in just to see if anyone was paying attention
>tfw no one was
Pure kino.
>Al-Qaeda! Al-Qaeda!
what did he mean by this?
