>strong
>handsome
>white
>male
>Conservative
>Christian
>married to a hot blonde wife
>has kids of his own, not adopted niglets from Africa
Is he the most based man in Hollywood?
How do the Jews let him get away with it?
>it's not a mulatto baby
Dropped
I'm talking about Chris Pratt btw
>>70171243
Isn't his kid retarded though?
>>70171243
JUST when?
HE SEEMS KINDA DUMB TBQH
>>70171243
>hot wife
>implying
>>70171302
Why wouldn't the tagline at the bottom be "For You"
He's not even a legitimate actor lmao
Just imagine him trying to do drama
Because despite what /tv/ thinks, the Jews that control Hollywood don't give a shit about politics, unless of course laws are going to affect their profit.
Jews will exploit any money making resource, even one like Pratt.
If suddenly National Socialism became really popular in the US there would be several bio-pics about Hitler in weeks. They want money is all.
>>70171243
he is very based
>>70171243
>Anna Faris
>hot
He could do SO much better.
>>70171243
>married to a hot blonde wife
I see dark things into his future.
>supposedly conservative Christian
>smoked weed all day every day
>stripped for money
hypocrite kek
>>70171243
>married to a hot blonde wife
Yeah, right. She seems to be a fun person, but she is pretty ugly
Not even into cuck shit but whenever I see a strong powerful white man of prominence I want to watch him be held down and forced to watch as his wife is impaled by the ugliest darkest niggers
What a cool dude.
I'll just leave this here.
>>70171243
>Seattle Seahawks fan
I'd have more respect if he was raising a dozen black kids
>>70171243
>>strong
sure
>>handsome
great
>>white
cool
>>male
okay
>>Conservative
gross
>>Christian
absolutely disgusting
>married to a hot blonde wife
okay
>>has kids of his own, not adopted niglets from Africa
okay but you're a filthy racist
>>70171555
He's better now
>Chris Pratt Refuses to do Sex Scenes–And Not Just Because He’s Married
http://www.faithit.com/chris-pratt-refuses-to-do-sex-scenes-married/
You don't even deserve to have your post quoted, you are an awful human being and a tryhard faggot.
>>70171625
Porn has done a number on you
Is he a member of the Klan?
>>70171555
He- He had a hard life.
>>70171731
Who are you referring to?
>Conservative
Ben Affleck representing Islam VS Chris Pratt representing Christianity.
Who wins?
>>70171823
>ben 'i did 9/11' affleck
>>70171807
you'll know it when you see it
>>70171689
Hey fag, Why don't you take a ride to nowheresVille?
>>70171243
He's team marvel too
DC wish they had a man like him
>>70171573
She's not super hot, but she isn't ugly either. She looks fine.
>>70171486
Of course he can do better now, but they married before he was an A-lister movie star, leaving her now would be assholelish and kinda dumb. He knows she likes him for who he is and not his fame/status, why divorce her for some dumb bimbo who is only interested in money? So he can be the next Johnny Depp?
>>70171783
He chose that life.
It's not like he couldn't get a good-paying retail job at a high-end clothing store (only good looking people can jobs at places like Diesel or Nordstrom where you actually get paid commission on sales), save up for a couple years, and go back to school to properly study acting, etc.
>>70171243
>handsome
>balding
Pick one.
>>70171625
>Not even into cuck shit
>proceeds to describe his cuck fantasy
kys
>>70171863
One represents DC and one represents Marvel. The answer is clear.
>yfw Chris Pratt had to have sex with Rae Dawn Chong to get his first break
>>70171486
What? I think she is good looking. Like a 7
>>70171243
He literally admitted to having sex with his male friends while they were "strays" in Hawaii.
How is that conservative or christian?
>>70172542
That was before he became a conservative christian
>>70171555
Weed? Whatever. Be a homeless stripper? Happens to all of us at some point. BUT LIKING DR. DRE?! SHIT TASTE
>>70171401
>implying the Andy Dwyer loses all will to live episode wasn't hearbreaking
>>70171573
She was hot in Scary Movies
>>70171243
>How do the Jews let him get away with it?
i know, it's almost as if jewish conspiracy theories are just paranoid bullshit.
>inb4 barrages of "M-muh MsPaint-made statistics!"
>>70171243
>>married to a hot blonde wife
>lemme check this out
>Anna Faris
L<MAO
>>70171680
>jlaw
>A"""""""""""""""""+""""""""""""""""""
>>70172542
"everyone is literally the exact same as they were 10+ years ago and is incapable of change"
>>70171243
>xhehawks fan
i guarantee the kids arent his
>>70173313
>"everyone in here is literally the exact same as they were 10+ years ago and is incapable of change"
ftfy
;_;
>>70173327
He's from Washington.
>>70171401
He was decent enough in Moneyball
>>70171476
This should be turned into a pasta. Whenever you offend a libturd, post this.
>>70171401
>implying Hollywood uses "legitimate" actors.
Picture Seth Rogen in a production of Hamlet.
Pratt is a good fellow, don't worry about his acting chops.
>>70171458
This. I think the casting black leads thing is more about trying to get blacks to watch the movie rather than push some agenda
>>70171555
Genesis 1:29
And God said, “Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth"
Jesus came to save the sinners. If Pratt has repented his sins, then hop off his dick.
>>70171680
>Anna Faris
>B list
eh
>>70171573
What does your wife look like?
>>70171573
>she is pretty ugly
>she
>ugly
You`re shitposting on 4chan, get off your high horse. You`d be eating her shit if you had the chance.
>>70171689
>>70173046
don't you have some dicks to suck, Johnnie Boi?
>>70171243
The only actor I respect,he's a lovely guy so is his wife ,she's funny and kind ,I know a lotta of actor/actress since I work in Beverly hills,I'm not rich ,i sell stuffs in the Streets ,I'm from Colombia
>>70174447
You have to GO BACK
>>70171555
>Based Pratt stripped for money
Was he one of those male strippers who stripped down to their birthday suit and showed their cocks?
>>70172431
So Batman wins over Memelord? Got it.
>>70173313
Actually yeah. Unless you were a toddler 10 years ago you're certainly pretty much the same kind of faggot. Most people don't change.
>>70175766
I want to,but still no enough money to take my gf with me ,I sold a necklace made by myself to Chris pratt once,necklace worth only 4 dollars but he gave me 100$ very nice boy ,I don't think he wanted to buy it he just did it for help ,I was so grateful.
>>70171625
t. Kike
>>70176016
Pratt went from homeless loser to rich actor. That's not change? Just because you haven't grown as a person, doesn't mean he hasn't
>>70176211
Unless you are illegal, why do you want to go exactly when America is going to be great again.
>>70174266
Delete this.
>>70176588
I have a permission,I'm not illegal but soon I will be ,I like America but I miss my family and the town where I grew up is waaaaay beautiful than L.A. Also being around rich asshole who act like they are superior and threat you like shit is not nice ,I want to go back to my country or leave this ugly city
>>70171243
I think he also rescued her from her degenerate WEED LMAO early days
Is there anything he can't do?
>>70171243
It's better when you realize he became a Christian when his son was born
>>70176846
Fair enough.
Buen viaje amigo colombiano.
>>70176211
That's nice
>>70171243
>Anna Faris
>Blond
She's a Greek who bleaches her hair and shaves her chest. He's out of her league, but they must have met when his career had not yet taken off.
>>70179931
Anna Faris was semi-famous since early 2000s.
She had a pretty big supporting role in Lost in Translation, if I remember correctly.
Chris Pratt got his first major break in 2009.
>>70171243
>seahawks
Absolute haram
>>70171863
>>70172431
>>70171823
DCucks proven wrong once again.
>>70171243
>all these things
>/tv/ calls him meme man
>literally never shuts up about capeshit and star wars
Literally tumblr: the board
>>70179931
>>Anna Faris
>
>>Blond
I bet you think Emma Stone and Deborah Ann woll are redheads
>>70171401
Are you underage or just a pleb? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DeAD_nnoZsw
>>70181657
That was embarrassing to watch
>hot
>>70181985
Left:hag
Right:sexy
He's a nice guy n all but he can't act.
>>70182142
scary movie 2 was her prime desu
>>70182430
I concur.
>>70171625
Don't we all ?
>>70171625
Same senpai
