BASED FUCKING STANHOPE
what is this about?
>>70159853
BANE
How in the fuck has he not OD'd or committed suicide yet?
>>70159969
he probably doesn't drink a fraction as much as he appears to, its just an image thing
>>70159821
What did he mean by this?
>>70159969
Same reason Marc Maron hasn't. And why Rodney Dangerfield played up himself as a complete loser.
It's an image. Are you not entertained?
>>70159853
Not OP but Stanhope is actual mates with Johnny Depp so he probably saw some shit go down irl between the two.
Not that he has the whole picture but like it even matters we all know she was a scheming gold digger from the get go. i don't blame her really. she is a hot blonde with a ticking physical clock and no talent, why shouldn't she go for that pay check? Depp was the one who fucked up for being naive enough to agree to marry her. Bruv should've known better than that and refused to cave no matter how much she hassled him.
Can't hate a hoe for being a hoe.
>>70160058
I just can't understand why he was so dumb to marry her.
Seriously, there was absolutely no reason to do that. It's just beyond stupid.
>>70160088
its pretty easy to figure out
>>70160088
Probably wanted to lock that pussy down
>>70160141
No, it isn't.
She's hot, yeah. But she's a fucktoy. Why would you marry your fuck toy when you don't have to?
ITS OVER. WOMEN ARE FINISHED.
IT'S TIME TO LOVE MANHOLES.
>>70160088
This. Most people saw this shit coming a mile away.
>>70160162
Because you have more money than God and you want to make your idiot fucktoy wet for a few minutes.
>>70160088
Midlife crisis I guess. Depp doesn't seem like an idiot on the whole so she probably caught him at exactly the right time in his life when he was going through shit and was being too sentimental and soft to think straight and see her for what she was.
Only explanation I can think of because DAMN is it obvious that a marriage to her is going to end up with her fucking you over.
>mfw they have to split his island down the middle and make a reality show about it
>>70160088
she probably made him believe that she loved him.
>>70160216
>Because you have more money than God
divorce courts know how to make a financial god feel the sting of mortality real fucking quick.
it doesn't matter how rich you are it's always a rookie move to wife a loose casting couch climber. you are literally setting yourself up to lose 150+ mil no matter what. i may be but a humble peasant boy but i can't see how any piece would be worth that going in. even if she is amber heard.
This might turn into more gold digging whores material from Ol' Billy Redface depending on how it plays out.
http://www.theonion.com/video/johnny-depp-now-completely-made-of-scarves-and-bra-31404
Stanhope literally got cucked by a homeless junkie.
>>70160426
>implying he won't call out Depp as a nasty abuser and say that you should always believe the victim
Burr has gone full cuck tbqh
>>70160481
It was his own damn fault for what he did on the cruise.
>>70160614
Bingo was banging Washtub Willy before that.
>>70160481
Washtub Willie wasn't actually homeless. That was just Doug exaggerating. He actually owns a compound with multiple buildings on it like Doug.
>>70160481
Washtub Willie was pretty based to be honest
>It's 2030
>You're a 66yo Johnny Depp
>You're on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 10
>They didn't even gave you a personal trailer, you have to share one with Stephen Graham because the studio knows you're desperate for work, so they low balled the shit out of you
>Everyday morning, you remember that bitch's face
>You remember how great her ass looked as you pounded her doggystyle, ignoring the voice in the back of your head
>The voice that said: "STOP.Stop it right now. You know where this road ends. You're a multi millionaire hollywood superstar. You heard the stories. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
>But you've abandoned reason, lied to yourself "It's gonna be fine", you just couldn't resist that sweet, prime pussy, as you do another line of blow
>And now here we are, the end of the road, the alimony hell.
>You think of what your future may bring and see nothing but pitch black darkness
>Your train of misrable thoughts is cut off by Stephen's raspy old voice: "Fancy a drink, Johnny boy?"
>You think to yourself "It's only 8am, and i'm almost 4 weeks sober now, after the doctor told me my liver is about to give up for good"
>...
>"Yea, sure Stephen, why not. why the fuck not...."
>>70161001
At least he didn't get her pregnant?r-right?
>>70160088
Blackmail,she took a pic of his weenie
Or Maybe she threatened to steal his most priceless scarf
Just a not so friendly reminder that if one of you tough guy keyboard warriors would hit a woman in my eyesight, I'd make your life a living hell. Place a bet on that any day fucking pieces of shit.
>>70161268
come into my guard and i would heem you in two milliseconds.
>>70161268
If I'm hitting a woman I'm obviously going to make sure no one can see us. Faggot.
>>70161268
This pasta's already stale reddit.
>>70161268
I'm a woman and I want to box you faggots
>>70160141
No it isn't.
He's Johnny fucking Depp.
He didn't need to marry some half dyke to get young pussy.
>>70161268
Low quality bait
>>70161001
fresh pasta
Thinking about it;those fappening photos are not something an abused person would send rather a gf that really wants to soften her bf up for something in return
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
>>70159998
Dean Martin did exactly this
>>70161324
Who you got senpai, Almeida or Garbrandt?
>>70159821
B
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what a loser that depp guy
>>70161001
No. Please no JUSTing. It hurts.
Who /ChadShank'sPoliceBeat/ here?
>>70160495
>Burr has gone full cuck tbqh
How so?
>>70163368
He's not that bad, but ever since he got married he's always watching what he says, trying to be more PC and apologizing instantly for saying certain things.
If you listen to his podcast it's obvious. Before he'd say crazy and funny shit and end a rant on a good note, but now he always has to end it with "nah I'm sorry you guys, I'm just joking" or "obviously I don't believe that". He feels like he needs to say he's joking because his wife keeps saying "you can't say that!" to him all the time like the stuck up feminist she is.
If Patrice was still alive I'm sure he'd have a thing or two to say to him.
>>70163556
That's awful, but I haven't watched his podcasts in at least a year.
I can definitely see that happening, though, Nina's presence was beginning to be overbearing even back then.
I really don't understand what he sees in her- it's not like she's attractive.
>>70163654
neither is he desu
>>70163338
Live from the killing fields of Bisbee.
Let's just hope Chad Shank stays safe in that hellhole.
>>70163670
Yeah, but he's famous and has a decent amount of fame and money. I remember someone linked a rant of hers as a "stay at home" wife. Normally with that setup, especially today, the woman needs to bring something to the table.
>>70163754
>Yeah, but he's famous and has a decent amount of fame and money
I meant "but he's funny..."
>>70159821
BASED
>>70159821
i fucking love this guy
>>70160162
why marry a fucktoy when you can just fuck em?
>>70159821
you really think someone would do that? Lie to get money?
>>70161001
I TOLD you, quit it with the meme magic
>>70160088
depp is human. we are stupid as fuck
He would def get lots of publicity if he aired that bish out on a podcast
>>70161268
>>70167181
Something he doesn't really care for though. It would be more to help out his friend.
>>70163754
>I remember someone linked a rant of hers as a "stay at home" wife.
http://www.xojane.com/sex/the-agony-and-ecstasy-of-being-a-kept-woman
I don't know if she's still unemployed, but Bill is busier than ever and I can't imagine he wants to have a bum living at home while he does so much work.
If he didn't hit her, how come she was injured and crying? Explain that one you mysogynistic atheists.
>>70160052
>Same reason Marc Maron hasn't
Maron has been clean for years though.
>>70167963
>mysogynistic atheists.
damn, this nigga is trying hard as fuck
itt - fat virgins who have never spoken to women.
>>70168138
i'm big boned and i talk to my mom every other day because i live with her
>>70159821
Dougstanhope is full of BIASED SHIT.
Everybody knows eye-witness are the most untrustworthy, especially a drunk drugged junkie friends with the other drunk drugged junkie who hit her.
>>70168138
Woman detected.
>>70160173
jay pls
>>70168735
Not even on her side, but this completely.
>>70163556
I think alot of this has to do with him making some headway in "the business" and his worries that he could lose his progress based on a random joke
>>70166987
yeah, but our current legal system gives us retard insurance. You want to marry her and fuck her brains out? Cool, get a prenup.
>>70169129
Are you not aware that courts throw out prenups regularly?
>>70159969
Every time I see him he looks like he'll die any second now. He's the sickest looking healthy man in the entire world.
>>70163368
Two mondays ago he couldn't even read "faggot" from a letter. He's THAT pussywhipped.
>>70169293
He's like Ozzy Osbourne. Treats his body like a garbage dump, looks sickly but still stays in relatively good health.
>>70169129
>implying liberal judges give a shit about a prenup.
Prenups are rarely worth the paper on which they are written. If they were even remotely useful, feminists would have persuaded Daddy Government to abolish them years ago.
Getting married as a man in modern society is like putting your dick (and your net worth) in a meat grinder, turning it on, and hoping it's not plugged in.
>>70168735
Yeah! You tell 'em.
Why would we believe someone who was there when there are feminists on the internet who know the real score.
Depp should be forced to give his entire fortune to Heard. Everybody knows he only earned it by exploiting her anyway.
>>70160375
Nothing stops the chorus of "fucking WHORE" faster than asking what the hell did the guy see in her concerning marriage? There are isolated incidents of a genuinely decent person being hoodwinked by a viper but for the most part you get the whore you deserve
I don't see how Stanhope is being based as much as figuring that the evidence is weak enough that he can feign earnest solidarity with his friend
>>70161268
>this whiteknight betamax puffing up
simultaneously the best and worst post on /tv/
>>70160426
Is Bill going to have a fucking field day with this?
>>70169709
If Nia gives him permission you bet your ass he'll tear 'em a new one
>>70161268
*unsheathes katana*
*infuses demon energy*
*takes battle stance*
COME GET ME IF YOU'RE SO BRAVE, SIMPLETON!
Well, there goes the Charlie Brooker guest spots for poor old Dougie. How dare he doubt the sacred word of a Womyn?
>>70170484
Shut the fuck up, that's the kind of passive-aggressiveness a woman uses
>>70159821
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>this is stanhope's idea of a woman worth putting up her bipolar shit for.
This is why I don't do drugs
>>70170803
Beggars can't be choosers. Also, didn't she basically leave him?
Stanhope isn't funny. All he does it rant, just like that unfunny fuck Hicks
>>70159821
dumb kike, can't wait til he overdoses
>>70160058
>hot blonde
That bitch is a 6/10
Didnt he get cucked by a hillbilly and his nutso wife "bingo" left him?
>>70169422
I like that analogy.
>>70159998
Norm mcdonald used to do the same thing, its a crutch in case a joke bombs and it helps give the impression what youre saying is improvised
>>70174520
DELETE THIS!
>>70163368
>black wife
>ant not invited to patrice benefit despite being friends with him for years
>burr is the founder of the benefit
>burr doesnt even show up with his shit wife
>>70163556
>Patrice
God fucking damn so much shit I would love to hear his thoughts on. Rip you glorious bastard.
![34BE6A9000000578-3615270-image-a-97_1464547099581[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dOd60Qf.jpg "34BE6A9000000578-3615270-image-a-97_1464547099581[1].jpg")
... and then I said he beat me!
Can't wait for Johnny to hose poolside BBQs with Brendan and Mel desu
