ITT we invent new Oscar Categories
>Best Trailer
>Oscar for best continuity in a movie
>Least shitty capeshit of the year
>best stunt
Best White Actor/Actress
>>70154035
what if they just had an oscar for 'best acting' and lumped all four categories in there?
>>70153909
Best stunt work
>Oscar for prettiest couple in audience
Best generator of clickbait articles.
>>70153909
Best scene
I'm so fucking tired of having to share the internet with people like you
>>70153909
Most diverse/progressive film
>Best ensemble cast
>>70154094
Cause if a guy won, everyone will say oscars is sexist
>>70153909
The only category they absolutely need is best stunts/stunt coordination/whatever they want to call it.
Arguments can be made for
>best title design
>best voice acting performance
>Best Black Film
>Best Black Actor
>Best Black Director
>Best Black Original Soundtrack
>Best Black Foreign Film
>Best Black Costume Design
>Best Tyler Perry
>Best Spike Lee
best blockbuster
movie with over $100 million budget
>>70154196
Yeah that's best picture
Best Kino
Best Flick
Best Joint
etc
>>70154230
They should add oscars for negros, It's basicly the same thing
>>70154230
>Cause if a white guy won, everyone will say oscars is sexist
fixed
>>70154312
The point would be to split the two so best picture can go to the actual best picture
>>70154328
They have their own fucking award show and it isn't enough.
Best stuntman
They need more credit
>>70154309
You know it's true
>>70154266
Best rape scene
Best best boy
Best script girl
Best nude scene.
Would encourage more actresses to get nude on camera so they can have an oscar.
>>70154559
ah okay i get it now, yeah thats a good idea then
>>70153909
>best presenter at the oscar rewards ceremony
>best piece of ass I've ever had AND I'VE HAD 'EM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
>best lazer tag scenelet
>The most best boy
>>70154847
what does the best boy even do?
>>70153909
>Best hype
Best Kino
>>70153909
Best Portrayal of a Disability by an Able Bodied Actor
>>70154964
the guy that holds the boom mic
Best Viral Campaign
>BestStinky Dinky
>>70153909
Dankest Meme
>best memes
Best Memes
>>70153909
>best remake
>best racism awareness
>best lgbqtp2tfeelingfruit director
>best interracial
>>70155096
>>70155110
>>70155115
hehe
meme
>>70155096
>>70155110
>>70155115
>best originality
>>70155110
>>70155115
W E W
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guys you just synch'd. are we participating in a shared consciousness?
Least Plot Holes
Least Cliched
>>70153909
>Oscar for Best Shitposting
Best Oscar Bait
This should be a category, so they would win this movie and not Best Movie.
>best interracial scene
>>70154605
This. They are the unsung heroes that make some cool action scenes possible. The sad thing is, I don't even know their names.
I feel like giving them an award or at least recognizing the brave (and sometimes crazy) men and women that risk their bodies for entertainment is the least we can do.
Best Titles Sequence
>>70155717
Fuck off Saul
>>70154230
that'd be good though, if white men win the oscar year after year, that'll put pressure on hollywood to spice up the roles
as is there's too many categories to hand out token oscars to people who don't really deserve them
actual answers:
>best stunt
>best voice actor (includes mocap, puppetry, and anyone not seen in the film)
and
>>70155717
>>70155717
Almost thought this was a loss joke.
>>70153909
>Best Motion Capture
this will probably happen
>>70153909
>Best Trailer
No fuck off they already show too much of the film.
Things need to happen ASAP
>Best Ensemble Cast
>Best Capekino
>Best Ensemble Cast (awarded by the cast director + actors)
>Best Motion Capture Actor
>Best Voice Actor
>Best Choreography (either amazing action sequences or memorable dance numbers)
>best voice actor
