The house with the most points and winner of the house cup is...Slytherin! Just kidding, fuck you, 1,000 points to Gryffindor, Gryffindor wins!
Was he senile or just gay for Harry?
Pottery
How can anyone expect Slytherin to be anything but "evil" if this is how they're treated
>>70141787
Checkmate Dumbledore you oldfag this is for ruining my childhood
T. Draco
>>70141820
Sytherins btfo. Dumbledore did nothing wrong.
Is it safe to say that Slytherin were the white males of the the Harry Potter universe?
>>70141968
No all the white males were the white males of the harry potter universe
HARRRY DID YOIU PUT YEOUR NAME IN THE G)BLET OF FIRUE
>>70141386
>kill the reincarnation of the most powerful and evil wizard ever
>save the school
the points were entirely justified, and it wasn't necessary to distribute them for "best chess game" or "standing up to your friends" bullshit reasons
>>70141471
Both.
>>70142050
>idk what directing is
Gambon was fine in 3, 5, 6. Better than Harris. Always looked like he was up to something besides dying. Harris was humble but not ecclecticm Gambon goat dumbledore
>>70142050
>HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE AVAILABLE NOW ON DVD?
What did he mean be this?
>>70142050
>>70142130
Nah, you're wrong.
>>70142593
>A movie cannot change the emotion with which a character reads one line, to better reflect the interpretation of that character in the movie
>>70141386
This bothered me as well. Loved this as a kid, was a annoyed as an adult.
>Slytherin dindu nuffin wrong
>>70142064
yeah, but Dumbledore couldn't just say "Gryffindor wins because Harry beat Voldemort, btw Voldemort's back"
>>70142593
>citing again the worst directed film
>citing the book like it matters
>implying you bring a shakespearan actor to aboard to read and not make it his own character and act
>implying in the film dumbledore doesn't also say, "you're asbolutely certain" in a concerned manner and then is chill af over the pensieve
>implying gambon is actually angry and not just playing an old irish gent with tough love
>>70142593
>says gambon was great in 3 5 6
>still using the strawman argument from goblet
>>70141386
And that means Slytherin and Gryffindor are equal for first place, except Nevill was brave so +5 points for him, Gryffindor wins!
>>70141386
What we didn't see was Slytherin rigging that shit every year for the past decade.
Slytherins are literal basement dwellers and Snape is a cunt because Chad Potter fucked the girl who said hi to him.
>>70143340
>best sports team
>best academics till mary sue Hermine came in
>it was just a school untill Harry Potter came in and decided the rules dont apply to him
>most driven
>Gryffindor had the Wesley twins constantly causing trouble, breaking rules, and losing points
Did you miss the part where Gryffindor was full of a bunch of crappy misfits untill Harry and the gang came?
>>70142718
>>70143154
>>70143198
Gambon was shit
>>70141861
but he forget the canadian saying
if you kill your enemies, they win
Harry........
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Water.
Water
the anti harry potter poster is slow today
who /watchingGoFonABCfam/ here?
You can tell a woman wrote this shit because of all the PC affirmative action and morality pushing going on
>>70143915
Water
>>70144129
>>70144192
>>70144242
You did it sir!....look...
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reop2bXiNgk
>>70144100
>very clever
>white skin was never specified
???
>>70144289
Harry..water
>>70144379
Aguamente
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>>70144436
>>70144498
>>70144553
>>70144619
>>70144650
>not adapting it by replying to some post
1/10
>>70144650
i wonder if whoever made this list just took a serious list and flipped it upside down
>>70144680
>>70144650
Whoever made this list would be taken out of the mainstream classes.
>>70144755
>>70144829
>>70144294
the internet was once a better place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdATiGS09I
>>70142130
I agree Harris wasn't perfect, but he was a far better actor and brought way more to the part than Gambon who, like most limited actors, just substituted energy for gravitas and emotion.
>>70144906
How come they stopped doing the house cup thing?
Also, how come it's fair for Dumbledore to award points for events that only he could possibly know about?
>>70144918
I disagree I thought gambon had gravitas and emotion in 3 and 6 without overdoing it. In those he is quite charming. Dumbledore is supposed to be weird and ecclectic I never got that from harris
>>70144985
>>70145086
>>70144100
Hm?
Is harry potter literally the naruto of the west
>>70145189
>>70144916
>bass drum kick
>snare sound
TRIGGERED AS FUCK
>>70145229
>>70142131
PAY $30 FOR HARRY POOPY PLATTER AND THE GIBBLES OF FLORENCE
>>70145275
>be friends and equal and shit ok children?
>except those fucking snake slytherin, evil assholes spit on them and hate them
>>70145324
Lumos
>>70145373
Merlin was slytherin
>>70144100
Also it's not exactly unrealistic to expect the child of two dentists in late 80/early 90s Britain to be white. Not to mentionher father is still around
Of course, if it were set in modern times, it'd be unrealistic to expect anyone at Hogwarts to be white.
>>70145373
>friends and equals
>except those fucking non-magical nigg- I mean muggles, fuck them, let's devote all our energy to making sure they can never benefit from our magic while we still go into their world and use their shit if we feel like it
>>70145375
>be tasteless pleb
>spam screen caps pretending not to be pleb
>>70145461
they're probably still salty about that whole "witch burning" phase
but it was just a prank bros, calm down man fuck why can't they take a joke
>>70145473
>>70145511
Fuck off
>that one guy posting his shitty YIFY rip screencaps
>>70145493
Ironic considering lotr is literally pleb tier
so how would Hogwarts function nowadays, with safe spaces and privilege checking and all
>mfw both the books and the film make more sense tonally if you see the wizarding world as horrifying dystopia instead of land of wonder and whimsy; it's just that the protagonist is busy solving other problems and the dystopia is just the setting, not the plot
>>70145522
>>70143084
Why not? It it had become common knowledge, maybe the wizarding world as a collective could have done something before things went to shit.
>>70145627
>mfw that's how you're supposed to see them
The british use self deprecation and humour to cope with their orwellian nature. The ministry is brazilian as fuck
>>70145623
80% pakistanis
15% safe space white retards
5% normal white people
zero people passing potions, nothing being done in any subject except divination because everyone is a stoner and the teacher "feels" that they should pass
>>70145583
I agree but this series is literally worse than a song of ice and fire
>>70145638
>>70145789
Lmao. No it isn't. Youre a filthy pleb if you think lotr or asoiaf is deep
>>70145812
Lumos maxima!
>alpha chad dad
>beta af son
he could've hit that sweet bookworm pussy instead he wussed out and went for broken goods that looked like his mom
>>70145789
>talking about the books
>posting about the films
You're just a shitposting general huh? The films are better than 90% of the shit posted on this board and got is fucking garbage. Opinion discarded.
>>70145324
>>70145375
>>70145473
>>70145522
>>70145812
is this kino?
>>70146022
Contradicting yourself. By saying james was alpha for marrying a supposed ugly chick who harry looked for
>>70146063
Of course it is
>>70146093
Shit taste average tv user
>>70145199
she was british not argentinian
>>70145789
>JK Rowling achieving with films
She has nothing to do with the films except that the films are based on her books. She didn't write any script for either film. You're just dumb as shit and have zero clue about how movies are made.
>>70146106
so james wasnt alpha just an asshole
>>70145953
>>70146288
>>70146335
>>70144715
>i wonder if whoever made this list just took a serious list and flipped it upside down
pls b bait
>>70146396
>stupefy!
>>70146396
are those jews
>>70146424
>all that shit in god tier
>brave new world low tier
Fuck off
>mfw i see a SLYTHERIN
>>70146022
11 years of abuse and being told that he is garbage killed all of Harry's genetic chadness and prevented it from ever showing up.
>>70146106
Lily was always said to be pretty hot. If she wasn't then Snape wouldn't had waifu her so badly even if she was a wizard jew.
>>70146456
>>70146063
It's trash for the cine illiterate
>>70146491
if you think bnw is better than brothers karamazov, I'm not responding further
it's a shit list, but that's still not defensible
>>70146531
>>70146549
>actually defending /lit/ copypasta
meme arrows
>>70146549
Brothers karamazov was not something I found to be particularly great
>>70146596
>defending /lit/ copypasta
>it's a shit list
>>70146575
>stupefy
>>70146510Speaking of Naburo, the new play seems exactly the same as the Boruto movie:
>“It was always difficult being Harry Potter and it isn’t much easier now that he is an overworked employee of the Ministry of Magic, a husband and father of three school-age children. While Harry grapples with a past that refuses to stay where it belongs, his youngest son Albus must struggle with the weight of a family legacy he never wanted. As past and present fuse ominously, both father and son learn the uncomfortable truth: sometimes, darkness comes from unexpected places.”
>>70146682
>Sectumsempra!
>>70146757
why the fuck are you posting stills from the movie
autism?
>>70146757
>Incarcerous!
>stupefy
>>70146804
Nah ps is way too high dh1 is way too low its kino. The fact thay you would consider dh2> dh1 makes me question everything. You didn't even include ootp
3>7>6>5>2>1>8>4
>>70146820
>>70146996
do you think dumbledore and his fag friend took turns fucking each other with this wand?
looks like a gay sex toy
>>70146809
Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set
serves 'em right I say
>>70144294
This is some of the most unfunny shit I've ever seen.
harry potter is bad as capeshit
>>70141386
It's a well known fact that Rowling takes the role of unreliable narrator. The clues start dropping in the last two books culminating in the vision of "bland" victory.
Harry Potter died in the tournament, Pattinson was just a Tyler Durden version of him. Ron went to Azkaban, Hermione snitched on him because Goyle was laying the pipe well. Dumbledore was Voldemort's agent. Read Half Blood prince and his dialogue with Snape carefully.
>>70147676
*tips tinfoil hat*
>>70147307
Emma Watson pls go
>>70147482
No its not lmao your fault you can't into british cinema. Kys
>>70147307
Jesus. Check yourself for a pulse, buddy.
Can someone explain to me why Goblet of Fire is supposedly the worst directed of the series?
>>70144100
I always imagined hermione as white while read as a kid, but I'm white so I figured mostly everyone was white unless stated otherwise. But I don't think it matters if she is white or black, race never mattered to her character. Over achieving nerds come in all colors.
>>70144100
I think the white face part was about her being shocked or scared.
>>70144294
That wasn't funny, at all.
>>70148110
Someone plz
>>70144650
>Atlas Shrugged
>God Tier
top wew
>>70141471
>Be Dumbledore
>Be canonically gay
>Only dude you've ever loved is Grindelwald, a talented, blond, pureblood wizard twink with an evil side.
>Decades go by, and Draco Malfoy arrives at Hogwarts
>He's everything you ever wanted.
>Gay for Harry now
Dumbledore's mis-aimed pederasty is a major plot hole here as far as I'm concerned.
Makes no sense, unless he tried something on Lucius when Lucius was a first year and it almost earned him the Dementor's Kiss.
Maybe that's why he lets the Malfoy family walk all over him in the rest of the books.
>Dumbledore likes to show his Elder Wand to first year's and Lucius can prove it.
>>70142043
>Ginny and Hermoine marrying white males
>>70143537
They run wizard society through the Old Families, though.
And even Snape, who is a loser, was in the top 5 most powerful magic users of the series.
>>70150810
There are over 50 years between Grindelwald and Harry. At that point Dumbledore was probably tired of molesting little blonde boys and then erase their memories so he switched over to Harry.
>>70143887
>Best academics
I'm gonna say that was Ravenclaw or else what is the fucking point of that autistic house?
>>70151016
If the points are due to how well you do in classes and they get taken away when you misbehave, then how come Ravenclaw never wins this shit?
>>70144367
lel
>>70145268
>Can't hear the base frequencies under the snare sound.
You might be too old for 4chan, Sir.
>>70144916
>Fosters Beer
touche, mate.
>>70151003
Its closer to 100 years. But I see your point.
Realistically those guys tend to go after the more isolated kids though, like Neville. But maybe he was already claimed by another member of staff.
>>70141386
>The house with all this hard working white kids won the house cup? Nonsense 10000 points to the house full of lazy shits and mudbloods. What you disagree with me? Fuck you homophobe.
Voldemort was right fuck this shit.
Gryffindor = Reddit
Slytherin = 4chan
Hufflepuff = tumblr
Ravenclaw = People who have jobs and don't shitpost on the internet
>>70151677
>t. plebbit user
>>70141386
The fuck are you implying? That he shouldn't have given Gryffindor extra points? They literally saved the school.
>>70141471
Yes
>>70141787
idgi
>>70147143
This better lead to something funny
>>70141787
>>70141861
>>70152580
The statue chess piece in PS that they checkmate is in the room of requirement in half blood prince when draco activates the vanishing cabinet letting the death eaters in hogwarts. Checkmate dumbledore is kill.
>>70148343
Discolorations in skin that happen because of blood flow are generally only visible in white people.
>>70153416
Last time I checked hermione is on the fucking chapter titles and on us books 3 and 6 as a white kid.
Most black people don't have golden brown hair naturally and freckles and pink nipples
>>70153679
The book mentions her nipples?
>>70153679
>pink nipples
