What's next for her career?
>>70139139
IMAGINE
Blacked
>>70139155
So hot
>>70139139
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Who is this semen demon?
>>70139386
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>>70139139
She had pretty good career.
>>70139437
Well I fucked that up
WOW, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?!
>>70139139
She plays her dad Tony Curtis in his biography
>>70139477
Ya tried, anon. It's okay.
What the fuck is her problem?
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I'm still waiting for the pasta........
>>70139163
Yea, that hopefully.
>>70139571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8
Yogurt that helps old ladies take shits.
Not even joking.
>>70139571
Androgynous monster face gets me every time
>>70139139
Literally death.
>>70139571
Will it ever stop being funny?
>>70139571
tfw when intersex xxy females are my ideal mate
tfw i jerk off to traps
tfw two of my ex girfriends had man jaw and deep voices
i guess im atleast 35% gay
pic related on the left
>>70139769
dont you sometimes feel..irregular, anon
>>70139571
old and gold
>>70139571
and there it is
Imagine seeing this meme spammed everyday and having to be all like "damn, meme, you fuckin' fine, all funny with your tight copypasta and horrific reddit humor. I would totally have sex with this meme, both on reddit and 9gag." when all he really wants to do is fucking report another 16 year old on his computer. Like seriously imagine having to come to /tv and not only see this meme while shitposters flaunt their disgusting frogs in front of you, the favorable summerfags barely concealing her reddit identify, and just sit there, thread after thread, hour after hour, while they perfected their shitposts. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking visage but their haughty attitude as everyone on /tv/ tells them KEK and DAMN, THIS MEME IS SO FUNNY, UPVOTED!! because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their cancerous fucking reddit taste contort into types of memes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a nice poster of quality threads and film discussion and later alleged reddit posters for your ENTIRE THREADS coming straight out of their parent's basement in Australia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can see the stench that's breaking out on their acne ridden faces as they post it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in their "euphoric (for that is what they call themselves)" memes, the memes they worked so hard for to fit into /tv/ in the previous months. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person in this thread before the mods could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking insane. You're not going to lose your future involvement with 4chan over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>70142822
Saved
>>70139437
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>>70140063
>tfw intersex xy
>body 40%~ immune to testosterone
>mostly look like a chick (or a feminine dude), but with a penis
hi anon
>>70143881
let's make love
>>70143013
What?
>>70142822
top lel
>>70140063
Interesting.
Middle is very hot, reminds me of Chloe Lamb a lot.
>>70142922
Is this a prime case of dog face on a great body?
>>70139571
came here just for this
>>70139139
>What's next for her career?
Power Ranger?
>>70139139
after the election
she's done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu5H0YpAn_E
Vega
>>70142922
to be honest her face does make me think of voldemort for some reason
memes aside her body was absolutely top tier in her prime.
What's the matter *BRBRBRBR*
*Lighter Voice* what's the MATter anON?
Don't you find me attra-*voice cracks* attrACTIVE!?!
>>70142922
That midriff is 10/10
-/fit/
>>70139139
Dude, fuck what you say, I've seen her prime level body and it's smoking hot, at least an 8/10.
Yes, she has a little bit of a man-face going on but there is a certain contingent of German women who look a lot like her (take it from a guy who watches German porn).
She might not be Arnold tier but then again, Arnold's test-level is not capable of being on the same scale as normal man so we can forgive him for indiscretions with a Mexican hobgoblin.
>>70139925
Will you ever stop going on Reddit?
>>70153082
looks like shit tb h
>>70153082
>She might not be Arnold tier
he fucked an uggo beaner
what's his tier again?
>>70142922
her body is great though, i dont get this meme at all
>>70153403
I meant from a heterosexual male's point of view.
>>>/hm/
>>70148029
>tfw saw her at EVO and had no idea
>>70149980
i bet she was a great fuck. she got me so hard as a kid
Imagine being Aidan Gillen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Bane, you fuckin' big, all sexy with your big guy body and horrific androgynous monster mask. I would totally crash my plane with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is bring another friend into his plane.
Like seriously imagine having to be Aidan and not only stand in that plane while Tom Hardy flaunts his big body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and ripped skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that line. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking mask but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's A BIG GUY FOR YOU and DAMN, TOM HARDY LOOKS *THAT* BIG?? Because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gigantic mask covered face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of hotheads and mercenaries and later alleged plane crash victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Langley. You've never even seen anything this fucking big before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled bald head as he sucks air through his mask suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" brutishness, the muscle he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Nolan calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this plane before the agency's security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking CIA. You're not going to lose your future agency career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>70140063
right is THICC
>>70139571
Hahahah holy shit
fucking saved
you sir are a legend, we need more writers like this on 4Chan
